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- 0zzy, on 07/15/2009, -0/+14Still not as weird as Japan's regular businesses.
- wannaBdug, on 07/14/2009, -0/+13Oh my god, these places really exist? how do they stay alive. Climax is so scary. and afterlife Telegrams? What kind of person pays for that?
- Thclife, on 07/14/2009, -0/+9WOW! I wish my job was like the Alibi Network... i have to wear the same uniform i wore in highschool everyday.
drive-through strip joint.
ill take two D's to go please! - BobTheTaco, on 07/15/2009, -0/+8Anyone else find it weird that happyballs.com is located in Cumming, Georgia?
- thegrantman, on 07/15/2009, -0/+7Climax Gentlemans Club
The locals call it the Cum and Go. - JKount, on 07/15/2009, -0/+6AOL has by far one of the worst slide shows setup ever....
- RaGE78, on 07/15/2009, -0/+6Interesting businesses, but what a ***** article. They couldn't be bothered to give more than a one-line explanation and a bunch of garbage pictures?
- GreenNoise, on 07/15/2009, -2/+8Cuddle Party
Location: New York City
Runs events at which adults "explore communication, boundaries, and affection" by donning pajamas and getting physical. Ix-nay on the naughty stuff.
Alibi Network
Location: Chicago
In a perfect world, you wouldn't have to lie to your wife/boss/parents about your whereabouts Friday night. In an imperfect world, these guys have your back.
HappyBalls.com
Location: Cumming, Georgia
A million-dollar company that makes a single product: foam balls for car aerials.
Barefootlist.com
Location: Salt Lake City
Members create and track lists of things they want to achieve before they die.
Climax Gentleman's Club
Location: New Alexandria, Pennsylvania
Drive-through strip joint.
Afterlife Telegrams
Location: New Athens, Illinois
Service for contacting the dead. Terminally ill patients memorize messages and deliver them when opportunity permits.
eNthem
Location: San Francisco
Writes full-length corporate theme songs. The ultimate in hold music!
Fetal Greetings
Location: Jacksonville Beach, Florida
Creates pregnancy announcements that purportedly come from the womb.
Gaming-Lessons
Location: Jupiter, Florida
Video-game-coaching services. Offers "world-class instruction" in Halo 2.
Heart Attack Grill
Location: Chandler, Arizona
Menu features a quadruple bypass burger, flatliner fries ("deep fried in PURE LARD!"), and Jolt cola. Also available: unfiltered cigarettes. - MargotCross, on 07/14/2009, -0/+5hahah cuddle party. awesome.
- ATrueRoman, on 07/15/2009, -0/+4not weird for me..
- SenorBriano, on 07/15/2009, -0/+3cuddle puddle FTW
- Mittens27, on 07/15/2009, -0/+2The Bluth Company
- WonderBoy55, on 07/15/2009, -1/+3AOL? Really?????
- STARTSOMETHING, on 07/15/2009, -0/+2http://www.flickr.com/photos/39274530@N06/
I want to go to the heart attack grill! - Xaevier, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1Heart attack grill just got added to list of things to do before I die..better make sure it's the last thing on there tho...
- darkwing81, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1I kinda want to check out the heart attack grill and maybe head over the the drive thru titty bar after im done grubbin and smokin unfiltered cigs.
- killdashnine, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1Drive-through strip club huh? Classy!
- fabkebab, on 07/15/2009, -1/+1Nice idea, ***** website that doesnt work through chrome.
Debug your website before you digg it, AOL - beloitpiper, on 07/15/2009, -1/+1Afterlife Telegrams? Why the ***** didn't I think of that? No, really, that is brilliant. What an amazingly simple way to separate idiots from their money!
- TheFurnace, on 07/15/2009, -2/+1I dont know man, I thought everyone stopped believing in spirits the same time we stopped fearing the monster in the closet, and he was one scary mother *****.
Seriously though, I went to a pentecostal church where demons were as normal as going to the supermarket to buy food. I remember a woman flailing about on the ground as everyone shouted things out of the bible and the pastor casted the spirits out. Even had an eye infection one sunday and they tried to heal me instead of going to the doctor right away. I was in junior high and we had just gotten the internet, so when the praying was over and it still hurt to blink, the pastor asks me "are there any sins you'd like to confess. Sins that may be separating you and God?" and I remember thinking, yes, yes there is...but just between me and God, I'd much rather be blind for the rest of my life.



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