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- rawg, on 05/30/2008, -4/+166Comic Book Guru and Toy Designer? Dream jobs for 12 year olds maybe. Where's rock star, strip club owner, and sports hero?
- netburnr, on 05/30/2008, -7/+138Innacurate, Porn star was not #1.
And no real guy wants to be a comic guru for 20 grand a year, pfft - jjsmall, on 05/30/2008, -17/+120How about porn director?
- Barman, on 05/30/2008, -6/+102Where's the "rubs down Hawaiian Tropic bikini models with coconut oil for photoshoots" job?
one day..... one day. - RealmDown, on 05/30/2008, -2/+88How about porn star tester?
- bdav87, on 05/30/2008, -0/+80Buried for not having Batman on the list.
- rawg, on 05/30/2008, -2/+81How about porn star?
- Darren07, on 05/30/2008, -4/+81Worst. Post. Ever.
- pafboy, on 05/30/2008, -2/+74those jobs suck and the start pay sucks as well.
Dream Job = Find something you love to do and try to get paid for it! - ALyken, on 05/30/2008, -12/+69Full-time Digg user! Surely that's got to be number 1.
Let the burying commence... - iamanorange, on 05/30/2008, -0/+50umm...How about being unemployed with lots of cash?
- aflaks, on 05/30/2008, -0/+47I want the jobs those top gear presenters have
- Bengals1us, on 05/30/2008, -3/+37NBA Shot Clock Operator..... great seats and get paid to hit one button over and over.
- UnFriendlyFire, on 05/30/2008, -1/+32How about being one of the guys on Mythbusters?
- zephyr42, on 05/30/2008, -0/+32I think you, sir, have found the perfect job ever.
- notzak, on 05/30/2008, -3/+33Erm... actually I don't want any of those.
- lowspeedchase, on 05/30/2008, -0/+29"From Laura Morsch, CareerBuilder writer Dream Jobs, February 2008 "
Some chick telling me what my dream job is? Give me a break digg. - Ocelot13, on 05/30/2008, -1/+27we should ask msaleem, mrbabyman, zaibatsu, how much theyre getting paid
- nox327, on 05/30/2008, -2/+28I would rather be a Super-model photographer. Porn director could get messy
- c4m320n, on 05/30/2008, -0/+25Wow...more like 6 of the most boring jobs that some guy may perhaps want...
- briguymaine, on 05/30/2008, -0/+25I've heard that the smell will make you want to quit.
- JSager, on 05/30/2008, -1/+26I aspire to be a wealthy playboy who got all his money through inheritance and has no idea how the real world works. My parents need to get crackin'
- VictoryCube, on 05/30/2008, -2/+26Left out astronaut.
- inactive, on 05/30/2008, -2/+26Are those salaries from 1999?
- quakeIII, on 05/30/2008, -0/+23You now have the job title of Porn Star Tester. You will be testing the new male stars, with you in the position known as "catcher". If you scream, they will go on to round two with "Mr. Rose" for further evaluation.
ALWAYS READ THE FINE PRINT. - Bengals1us, on 05/30/2008, -1/+24Are you kidding me? How many hot girls with healthy beavs do you think the average gyno looks at in a day? I imagine most conversations will start out with "it burns when I.../ there is this wierd discharge../ wtf is this thing?"
- IronDonut, on 05/30/2008, -4/+26They forgot;
1. Playboy Photographer
2. Fighter Pilot
3. Porn Star
4. Rock Star or Sports Hero - bardo77n, on 05/30/2008, -1/+22You mean, the President of the US?
- MacEnvy, on 05/30/2008, -0/+20Totally. I wish my job was to drive an Audi R8 and a Bugatti Veyron around a race track for a few hours and then critique them.
- Cyrodox, on 05/30/2008, -10/+29Professional Cocaine Addict?
No? Just me? - Sanduu, on 05/30/2008, -3/+20I want to be a lazy ass guy with a money factory. Who wants more ?
- bastardprince, on 05/30/2008, -0/+17wow if i dreamt of some of those jobs how boring would my life be?
- IronDonut, on 05/30/2008, -0/+15Carrie Byron's man slave.
- deadapostle, on 05/30/2008, -0/+141 - Boob Inspector/doer of women/gigolo/porn guy
2 - Super villain
3 - Super hero
4 - Wealthy heir
5 - Dictator
6 - Comic book guy???
You can tell how ridiculous the article is because if you look at my list you'd think that #6 would be like getting the shoe in monopoly. - uselessexpert, on 05/30/2008, -1/+15As I happen to love cars, being a Ferrari/Porsche/Lamborghini test car driver would be just fine with me.
Oh man... Long, high speed fast drives down the Autobahn and the Autostrada!!!
NICE.... - wynja, on 05/30/2008, -2/+15Seriously, where's Hedge Fund Manager worth 10 billion dollars? These are great dream jobs when I was 12. I have higher expectations now. CIO of a fortune 500 company, or the next Yahoo guy. Something along those lines.
- thebza451, on 05/30/2008, -0/+11you could still *really* need the money & be a flluffer but not enjoy it..
JUST LIKE MOST JOBS! - TheRealM3D, on 05/30/2008, -1/+12I'm a video game designer and it was definitely MY dream job, but I don't know if every guy wants to do it. I also brew my own beer and create my own ice cream at home. So even though this is a triple win for me, I fail to see how Professional Athlete didn't make the list.
- drmangrum, on 05/30/2008, -0/+11Porn star only sounds until you analyze it.
-Most get crap pay.
-You have to be able to get a hard-on on demand. This may sound easy, but you orgasmed 3 times already.
-You have to be able to last for as long as the shot demands.
-You have to ejaculate on queue.
-Unless you're packing at least 7 inches and have a good body, good luck unless you have an incredibly hot woman that is willing to work ONLY with you.
-Keep in mind, you have like 30 people watching you. Hope you dont get performance anxiety. - clickfire, on 05/30/2008, -0/+11Not working is better
- inactive, on 05/30/2008, -1/+12From what I've heard, if you're hooked up with a reputable company, and not someplace named "joe's website about *insert fetish here* " then they require that you get tested for STD's very regularly, and if you do get one then you're done. I would say you're probably safer having sex with a pornstar than the average person you meet in a bar.
- gimmeslack12, on 05/30/2008, -0/+10How about "This list blows ass". Seriously how'd this make the front page?
- thehub6699, on 05/30/2008, -0/+9i know some 12 year olds who think comic book guru and toy designer are more for 7 year olds
- sockpuppets, on 05/30/2008, -1/+10or incredibly naive.
- IphtashuFitz, on 05/30/2008, -1/+10PAID Full-time Digg user...
(there are plenty of unpaid ones around here already) - phrenzy, on 05/30/2008, -0/+9There is no industry that can take something you love and turn it into something you hate faster than the game industry. Even doing design, 90% of the time you are "designing" something you hate because sales / marketing etc are dictating the decisions to you.
Needless to say, EA is the worst offender in this regard. - duerra, on 05/30/2008, -0/+8So you'd rather take pictures of hot women than have sex with them? Whatever works for you, I guess. ;)
- thescimitar, on 05/30/2008, -0/+8Having shot lingerie professionally (both the product and models) I can tell you that it's generally a little less exciting that the final product looks. First, a lot of painstaking work goes into hair, make up, styling, art, etc. There are a crapload of people on set, and the demeanor tends to be very business professional.
A friend of mine shot some for Playboy and some of the other softcore outlets out there and routinely lamented how painstaking it all was. He got sick of it and eventually went into a different industry, shooting creatively on his own time instead.
If you want to be a nude photographer, grab yourself a girlfriend and a camera... I can almost guarantee you that it will be more fun. - RealmDown, on 05/30/2008, -0/+8or *really* need the money.
- r00tus3r, on 05/30/2008, -0/+8Yup, no chance of that getting dull.
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