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12 Other Businesses That Would Thrive if Staffed By Girls in Bikinis

thebachelorguy.com — MSN just ran a story about a lawn care company in Tennessee that uses girls in bikinis to do yard work. The owner charges a "premium" for the service, and apparently business is booming. What other businesses and services could benefit from a little blatant sexual exploitation?

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  • dylan420, on 10/10/2007, -2/+48OK,I just wanna say that the bikini lawn company is in Memphis, and I had the pleasure this past weekend to see them in action. A buddy of mine hired them for a full service yard detail, and by the end of the day we had at least 15 people, in lawn chairs & drinking beer watching these ladies hard at work. Awesome to see it on digg!
  • patsfan456, on 10/10/2007, -0/+38Boobies are fun!
  • skjede, on 10/10/2007, -1/+31Wouldn't every business strive better this way?
  • geekfrom99, on 10/10/2007, -0/+25topless bars would probably do worse
  • tony4moroney, on 10/10/2007, -0/+21Q: What other businesses could improve if staffed by girls in bikinis?

    A: every single one.
  • bobcrotch, on 10/10/2007, -1/+13I love and promote the objectification of women at any chance.

    Your buddy is a true American hero friend.
  • shane1337, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11but i think finding 12 business that wouldn't thrive from this would be harder list to make
  • fugeelama, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11"This has been a dream of mine for a while now: an ice cream parlor called "Silly Cones". Imagine the possibilities."

    Dugg for that comment alone.
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11You post is nothing without pictures!
  • canewediggit, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11what's your phone number, measurements, and salary requirements?
  • webcure, on 10/10/2007, -1/+10OK, OK, this is getting a little out of hand here. But maybe the G-string wearing dentist isn't SUCH a bad idea after all.
    I have a little pain in my tooth, if I could just take a look; I mean if YOU could just take a look......
    Can I schedule another appt next week too? I'm not doing much...
  • ButterBuddha, on 10/10/2007, -3/+12One ***** picture??? Buried as Lame......
  • pilot3033, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7Airlines used purposelessly hire attractive, young females to be flight attendants. this was common up until the 70's (around the time of de-regulation). Something about equal-rights and unions (Girls getting fired for being too old, males not getting hired).

    Those who have a kink for hot flight attendants need not fret, however, as many Asian airlines (Singapore Airlines in particular) still hire mostly hot flight attendants.
  • turnlikeawheel, on 10/10/2007, -1/+8I'll save you some time. Here's the article:

    Numbers 1 through 12: Job Title - (In Moose voice) Boy I'd be calling this certified professional more if they were in bikinis!!!!!

    You're welcome.
  • aywwts4, on 10/10/2007, -2/+9http://images.google.com/images?q=bikini

    Was that really so hard?
  • michael1406, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7*Moves to Idaho*
  • kolais, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6I second that. Pics or it didn't happen.
  • johnlandes, on 10/10/2007, -1/+7Rule #1: No Fat Chicks
  • raptordrew, on 10/10/2007, -0/+6You can't honestly be saying this while using the handle of "oohlala."

    You're lame, go cook me dinner... in a bikini.
  • bobcrotch, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5There is already one in Portland Oregon.

    They have ***** coffee but boobs are awesome.
  • inactive, on 10/10/2007, -2/+7Brings a new meaning to the term "anal floss"
  • peter337, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Good Bikini Marketing
    http://adsoftheworld.com/media/online/juiced_viral NSFW
  • irvman21, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3There is a barber shop in Oklahoma called "Eye Candy Cuts", staffed by women in bras. It's not as cool as one might think.
  • glycolized, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3I didn't get in to the original post/story, but I'm totally surprised that lawn care owner's insurance lets him getaway with that. Mowing and weed-wacking can totally bang up your legs. Some of my friends that did lawn service jobs in college wore long pants even in scorching August weather.
  • rspeed, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Wouldn't it be great if there was a restaurant with a bar where they had attractive waitresses wearing tight shirts and short-shorts? They could give it a name implying sexual exploitation like "Ta-Tas," "Jigglers" or maybe "Jubbly McBreast's Fun-Time Watering Hole." Man, they'd make a fortune!
  • Antha, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I've considered opening a car detailing business that comes to you, staffed by girls in bikinis. The startup costs are pretty reasonable, but I don't know what the hell I'd do in the winter, living in Utah.
  • BlackCow, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2We arn't forcing them to wear bikinis. They can do whatever they want, you know this is a "Free" country.
  • TruthElixirX, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I live in Oklahoma. I need addresses. Now.
  • CrazedGeek, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=idaho_blows
  • DruSam, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Pics of the shop, but no pics of the waitresses? What a tease. I'd also like to point out this would never work here in Detroit MI.
  • sanman, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2How come Digg has no girls in bikinis?
  • Kelgann, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Plumber "Ok, I've done your pipes, now you do mine."
  • viviwanu, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1And don't forget your mama!
  • SoCalDissident, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1It'd be quite a change to have HER telling YOU you're going to feel a little prick, eh?

    And I always just heard it call butt floss.. "Anal floss" just makes it sound so.. diiirty.
  • Grumps, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Just go to the beach okay?
  • samurailynn, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1There's one in Salem, OR also.
  • shadowspawn, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I owned and ran a landscaping company; we did over 200 properties a week, and about a dozen commercial ones. I tried this before; we used velke's for the girls. We used "big" girls, ones that you see doing the TX Roller Derby types... big thick bodies but not too thick, and in shape enough.... the problem was the weed whacking because it kicked up stones. That's allot of bare skin to be hit by rocks and sand, etc.

    Anyway it was a big friggin hit.

    Did Cunningham's house and the owner of the 76'ers, btw. Neighbors used to plan for it. We jumped from under 180 properties to over 250 in one month just from the advertising.
  • civperc, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1No-one has a problem with bikini car washes...
  • guyinjapan, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1JAL always has some cute Japanese girls. Helps make you forget about the tiny-ass seat you're crammed in.
  • ViciousDotOrg, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Yeah, and the airline didn't pay their bills.
  • patientXero, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Hooters had an airline for a while, but there were only two hooters girls on each plane to assist "traditionally dressed" flight attendants, according to wikipedia.
  • sarlok, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Forgot to mention, link has pictures and a video.
  • BikiniBeat, on 12/09/2008, -0/+1Bikini baristas. Bikini hairstylists. Bikini teachers. The list goes on and on...

    http://www.bikinibeat.org
  • j37hr0, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Have them shovel snow in bikinis in the winter. You just have to keep them hopped up on coke and heroin so they can't feel the cold, haven't you seen what hookers in Chicago wear in January?
  • BlackCow, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1I couldn't imagine the areo space industry thriveing from bikini girls :-/
  • iJump, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1...Hmmm... "Silly-Cone Valley".... I bet the shop's specialty would be a Semi-sized Wrecky Road with oil topping....

    //Burnout: Revenge
  • TacticalPenguin, on 10/10/2007, -3/+3Thats because idaho rules. *lives in idaho*
  • Shigglyboo, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0sad if ask me. I've known a few attractive women who have resorted to using their bodies to earn them money. I just can't get behind that. I think the world really is going this way. sorta like that movie 'idiocracy'. one day all female jobs could be dominated by bikini wearing girls, and if you're either not in shape or not willing, you'll dig ditches or wash dishes, or some other job where you don't deal with the public.
    maybe i'm just old fashioned.
  • TropHibisicus, on 10/10/2007, -0/+0I'm so bummed that someone in Tennessee is using my idea. I always said that if worst came to worse in my life that I was going to open a landscaping business called, "I'll mow your lawn in a bikini." Wasn't sure how the wives of married men would like that though.
  • sarlok, on 10/10/2007, -1/+1In the town where I live, there's a drive-through beer barn (yes, you literally drive through a barn-like building where they load your car up with beer) that employs girls in bikinis to sit out in a hot tub and attract customers. Really - they just get paid to be there. Link: http://www.news-journal.com/search/content/region/ETtoday/stories/05182007Babes.html
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