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- immatellyouwhat, on 05/14/2009, -2/+205Damn you Onion got me aga....Oh wait.
- bluesparks, on 05/14/2009, -0/+172Shaq is insane. I love it.
- JCEEZ, on 05/14/2009, -0/+133Shaq is so rad. His twitter is hilarious. The dude seems to just be lovin life.
- oxygn, on 05/14/2009, -0/+69Enhance. Enhance.
- Apocalyptic0n3, on 05/14/2009, -0/+62As much as you want to hate the man, you can't help but love him. His personality is great. Him hiding his teammates bike around the arena every single day just proved that. That said... Shaq, don't go near that movie camera. No. Bad. Stay away.
- theduffster89, on 05/14/2009, -0/+49man ive been illegally enhancing for years
- thredden, on 05/14/2009, -0/+44man, shaq seems like he would be a pretty cool dude to hang out with.
- jerstud56, on 05/14/2009, -2/+44I opened this thinking it was going to be an Onion article...
- f4nt0m4s, on 05/14/2009, -1/+37You ain't hardcore till you injected cheerios with a needle!
- Pyroteknik, on 05/14/2009, -0/+33Did anybody else get the Friday reference at the end?
- nato0519, on 05/14/2009, -0/+31I give it two months until frosted flakes: Ultimate Performance Enhancement Cereal debuts.
- DetpackJump, on 05/14/2009, -0/+30or a title
- FatBurger, on 05/14/2009, -2/+30I think his weight problems make a little more sense now.
- encrypteduser, on 05/15/2009, -0/+20Boy, you better put that bowl back!
- jun2san, on 05/15/2009, -0/+19Who said I wanted to hated him?
- Qwkslvr, on 05/14/2009, -1/+20Just print the damn thing!
- mattmollysdad, on 05/14/2009, -0/+18he hasn't had a weight problem since he left the Lakers.
- artfiend77, on 05/14/2009, -6/+23Another Cheerios story?
- btraxx, on 05/14/2009, -0/+12He used to a better player than a performer (Kazaam), now is just the opposite (Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes).
- sleeknerve, on 05/15/2009, -0/+11hes still very athletic for his size.
- LifeVirusZERO, on 05/14/2009, -3/+14WHEATIES!?
- kublerross, on 05/14/2009, -0/+10Who else is going to try Fruit Loops in their Frosted Flakes asap?
- Reavie, on 05/15/2009, -2/+12Isolate the reflection on the butter knife.
Flip on the horizontal. - legsmccoy, on 05/14/2009, -1/+10Cinnamon Toast Crunch is my drug of choice.
- ratherred, on 05/15/2009, -0/+9I'm always amused by his bio on twitter:
"VERY QUOTATIOUS, I PERFORM RANDOM ACTS OF SHAQNESS" - JGUSMC7, on 05/15/2009, -0/+7Wow must be really boring when you don't make the playoffs.
- NeonDistraction, on 05/15/2009, -0/+6Him and Charles Barkley should have their own TV show. I'd watch the hell out of that.
- viking0895, on 05/14/2009, -0/+6ahhhhhhhh water in cereal...the good old days
- nepidae, on 05/14/2009, -2/+8Zoom and rotate.
- worthbak, on 05/15/2009, -2/+8ur caps r on, btw
- MarkOfTheDead, on 05/15/2009, -0/+6I take mine to the head with an old filthy razor and a rolled up guest check that came stapled to my pizza box.
- psykiv, on 05/15/2009, -0/+6What kind of "frosted" flakes?
- Apocalyptic0n3, on 05/15/2009, -0/+6Most people seem to. A broad generalization on my part, probably should have worded it differently.
- wpyh, on 05/15/2009, -1/+6Yeah, I also thought it was another article from The Onion :p
- collution, on 05/15/2009, -0/+5Troll comment from MasterTroll does not deliver :/.
- CardHockman, on 05/15/2009, -0/+5shaq has acknowledged on his twitter that kazaam was terrible
- jmccgod, on 05/15/2009, -1/+5Blade runner.
- Restil, on 05/14/2009, -0/+4Because a reporter asked him a question in a press conference, and that was his answer. And someone ran a story on it, and the story got resold, and so on.. And then it gets posted on digg. That's why.
- ZincSaucier, on 05/15/2009, -0/+4FTA: "Phoenix Suns center Shaquille O'Neal(notes) admitted publicly for the first time Thursday that he used performance-enhancing cereals"
FTA: "I've told the world before, only thing I had was Frosted Flakes: Super Enhancement Cereal."
oh and here he is making the joke on february 10th: http://twitter.com/THE_REAL_SHAQ/status/1195120694 - inactive, on 05/15/2009, -0/+4Its okay if our leaders are dicks, but our entertainers should all be as cool as this.
- KRG12345, on 05/15/2009, -1/+5Hearts, stars, horseshoes, clovers and blue moons!
Pots of gold, rainbows, and the roid balloons! - spaceaudi0, on 05/15/2009, -2/+6shaq is the coolest athlete ever.
- TheNyquilKid, on 05/14/2009, -1/+5There goes his Kellogg's endorsement deal.
- mjfadeaway, on 05/15/2009, -1/+5***** twitter
- pingveno, on 05/14/2009, -1/+5This might even make up for Kazaam.
- gangsterunicorn, on 05/15/2009, -0/+4i thought it was hilarious because i thought he was making in fun of the whole cheerios situation, but i found it a little less hilarious when no references were made
- Nickolassc, on 05/14/2009, -1/+4Cheerios.... It's Cheerios. All that cholesterol lowering medication gives him superior bloodflow to the heart.
- missourimobile, on 05/15/2009, -0/+3This explains Taco Neck Syndrome...
- thebillgonadz, on 05/15/2009, -0/+3Shaqtastic.
- immatellyouwhat, on 05/15/2009, -1/+4: P back to you...
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