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Kobe Car Jump First Attempt watch!

collegehumor.com — We all know that Kobe's car jump is fake and here's proof.

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  • DeathWish808, on 04/12/2008, -7/+165Hahahaha, that was so much better than the original! Nice!
    • Razster, on 04/12/2008, -4/+12The first one just irritated me, this one as you said is much better.
    • gapingass, on 04/12/2008, -11/+2Go back to uploading videos to Break!!
      • AntzNZ, on 04/12/2008, -0/+3Break is ***** useless when on a ***** connection.
    • megamod, on 04/12/2008, -2/+32OMFG...was I the only one completely caught off guard by that? It all happened so fast that it actually took me a few seconds to realize that he hadn't been runover.
    • kevinwiz, on 04/12/2008, -5/+3If anyone watched the Laker game tonight they would know that it actually WAS fake. Kobe admitted it before the game to Norm Nixon.
      • phyuk, on 04/12/2008, -1/+9ummm DUDDDDHHHHHHHHH
      • GawtMilk, on 04/12/2008, -3/+7No ***** he didn't jump over the car; but the point of the video was that he COULD jump over the car. No one would risk their entire career for an advert [actually, Michael Jackson did blow himself up for a Pepsi]. They just filmed the two separately, so in case the car was going to slowly or too quickly, Kobe wouldn't get creamed.

        He still jumped high enough and had enough air time for the car to be pasted underneath him, so what's the issue? It's still impressive.
        • franklymister, on 04/12/2008, -5/+2Not when the video has him preening and strutting about how he's actually going to do it, and bragging about pulling it off. It just makes him look like an idiot, no matter how high he can jump.
          BTW - "high enough" and "air time" are the exact same thing. My cat can jump really high, too - so what?
          • GawtMilk, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1High enough and air time ARE the same, in a vacuum. I thought Diggers were well versed in science. Sure, they're very very similar in a real world examples but it's still worth mentioning.
  • Acidrain77, on 04/12/2008, -12/+5lol
  • awesometastic1, on 04/12/2008, -27/+15i wish there was more blood and kobe entrails... basically aftermath dead kobe
  • sp89, on 04/12/2008, -19/+13MVP MVP MVP!!!
    • HigherLogic, on 04/12/2008, -9/+6...will be going to Paul.
      • weeman43302, on 04/12/2008, -4/+2Depends if the Hornets win the west. If the Lakers get the number one seed then Kobe will win.
      • HigherLogic, on 04/12/2008, -8/+2The Laker's aren't getting the #1 seed. Even if they did, Paul is still getting MVP and Byron Scott is getting CoTY.
        • CocoaPuffs23, on 04/12/2008, -4/+2What about Kevin Garnett? He has been the driving force of the undoubtedly best team in the NBA. Without KG, the Celtics would be stuggling to make the playoffs. Just my 2 Cents.
          • Harri448, on 04/12/2008, -1/+3Celtics will be raped by whichever western team makes the finals
        • tehgherk, on 04/16/2008, -0/+1theres egg on your face
      • pintomp3, on 04/12/2008, -2/+11ron paul?
    • Voide, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1Thought this dude was acting like it was Halo 3....then felt stupid when I read the other comments.
    • javip, on 04/12/2008, -4/+2why are all the geeks digging down comments as if they even know what's being talked about?
      so sad
      "ehmm... basketball.. they're talking about things i don't know about.. digg down..."
      • digitalpencil, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1Mitral Valve Prolapse.. i'm well aware what it means thank you.
  • nborisov11, on 04/12/2008, -9/+1ROFL, really :D
  • knownoob, on 04/12/2008, -10/+5That's more like it. Now the NBA isn't such a whine-fest!
  • 7GameSeries, on 04/12/2008, -8/+2I'm not sure how anyone believed that to begin with.
  • Profiler38, on 04/12/2008, -5/+183You think Shaq was driving?
    • cl2yp71c, on 04/12/2008, -1/+50You think Shaq would fit into that car?
    • rightwingattila, on 04/12/2008, -1/+14Naw, but I do think he produced the video!
    • itsinmyeyes, on 04/12/2008, -1/+1You think the driving was Shaq?
  • louiebaur, on 04/12/2008, -7/+1I digg it I got this I got this and wham
  • Stowz, on 04/12/2008, -14/+1Wish it had happened. Cry me river Kobe Melon
  • eagles2k3, on 04/12/2008, -24/+4If only that were real....***** rapist.
  • maddla, on 04/12/2008, -11/+3Did anyone else feel a sense of relief?
    • madmonkey300, on 04/12/2008, -0/+3I felt a sense of disappointment.
  • wordglue, on 04/12/2008, -1/+20"Oh no!"
  • cisley, on 04/12/2008, -5/+112Fake. Kobe never tries to take a charge.
  • ObSoLeTe, on 04/12/2008, -9/+3needs moar blood
  • Blitzwing84, on 04/12/2008, -6/+85A tribute to his athleticism that he was able to get up and do a second take.
  • ucdbunny, on 04/12/2008, -6/+31its friday night and i'm on digg...ugh
  • eagles2k3, on 04/12/2008, -17/+55It's the bitch he raped.
    • pedo, on 04/12/2008, -10/+2yeah, shes a bitch for being raped. /s
      • Ryan166, on 04/12/2008, -0/+10...she is.
      • eagles2k3, on 04/12/2008, -1/+5No she's not. I was just trying to use a rap reference.
        • Dylson, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1Nice one mang.
        • PubStomp, on 04/12/2008, -1/+0You wanta ***** with me? YOU WANT TO ***** WITH ME? ***** YOU MANG
      • passedoutghost, on 04/12/2008, -2/+0Sense. That comment made none.
    • kingvik, on 04/12/2008, -1/+23in the butt.
    • c0linarcher, on 04/12/2008, -2/+2Dugg down for the case being settled out of court when her story fell apart
      • eagles2k3, on 04/13/2008, -0/+1settled out of court with a 4 Million dollar diamond ring for Kobe's wife.
    • Juice7, on 04/12/2008, -1/+10Yea she was definitely raped what kind of girl would lie to extort money out of a rich guy.
      • eagles2k3, on 04/13/2008, -1/+1Looks like Kobe's wife is pretty good at extortion too. She got a real nice big diamond ring from the whole thing. Yeah, Kobe is a class act.
        • Robcn643, on 05/05/2008, -0/+0on top of that he is the best player in the nba.... maybe ever
          MVP!
  • killbert24, on 04/12/2008, -7/+0Damn... first Jesus Christ gets hit by a bus, and now this? What is the world coming to?
  • thelab101, on 04/12/2008, -1/+15the turn around time on this is pretty impressive.
  • cl2yp71c, on 04/12/2008, -6/+3I expected that.
    Yet I still couldn't hold in the laughter.
  • SevenTwo, on 04/12/2008, -11/+3While he was out jumping cars I was doing his wife.
  • pedo, on 04/12/2008, -12/+14much better than the original, which was a disgusting attempt by a corporation to capitalize on the internet meme phenomenon.

    lets not let the corporate pigs hijack our culture.
    • lakerdodger, on 04/12/2008, -4/+1You're letting them hijack "our culture" just by giving it attention, right now.
    • Bersy, on 04/12/2008, -3/+6This is a culture? Barf.
    • DNABeast, on 04/12/2008, -1/+5I'm wondering whether this video is by the same group. And whether they're trying to sell those goofy shoes he puts on at the beginning.
  • XedLos, on 04/12/2008, -2/+10LoL this looks more reall than the first one
  • Cashmoney504, on 04/12/2008, -2/+3ONOEZ!!!!!111
  • sumsuni, on 04/12/2008, -3/+37The original video:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIWeEFV59d4
  • super3boy, on 04/12/2008, -3/+5Darwin just dunked you fool!
  • NextGenXbox, on 04/12/2008, -11/+6This video, honestly, sucked. A lot.
  • joe361, on 04/12/2008, -10/+3Here's the outtake, http://tinyurl.com/2su3q3
  • ronaldmonster, on 04/12/2008, -7/+2Not the best video coming from College humor but I did get a nice laugh
  • super3boy, on 04/12/2008, -20/+5This one is a much better quality: http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU
    • shmatt, on 04/12/2008, -0/+9nice try...NOT.
      everyone knows uuiU, fool!
    • kevinwiz, on 04/12/2008, -3/+1thanks, i'm surprised youtube has such good quality now. that's like HD
  • akademiks, on 04/12/2008, -7/+5That was incredibly gay.
  • coalpha, on 04/12/2008, -10/+4yea go rape some 18 year old
    • jordanmac, on 04/12/2008, -2/+1that was relevant...i bet he has 18 year olds that would line up to sleep with him...why would he rape one?
    • kingvik, on 04/12/2008, -1/+4in the butt.
  • krazydl, on 04/12/2008, -6/+1Damn, that was good one.
  • blurrie, on 04/12/2008, -7/+2roflcopters!
    i just laughed so hard!
  • carl25, on 04/12/2008, -1/+4that sounded sick
  • uiguy3, on 04/12/2008, -6/+1That car was from the desert and ran on diesel.
  • elambing, on 04/12/2008, -2/+23that scared the living ***** out of me, i was expecting him to just jump straight up and then they show it with the special effects car... wow
    • brettmurf, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1I had my speakers on way too loud for that ending. Startled me quite a bit.
  • identifiedlogo, on 04/12/2008, -4/+1lol, didnt expect that if anything atall
  • roronoazorro, on 04/12/2008, -5/+0Kobe's bitch, whoops i mean the dude apart of his entourage, nags more than my mom.
  • SEGA4life, on 04/12/2008, -3/+5BRILLIANT!!!!!!
  • Robcn643, on 04/12/2008, -6/+6LAKERS FTW!
  • westwood, on 04/12/2008, -2/+2Well, for once Gary Vitti and his medical staff should be given credit for getting Kobe back on his feet sooner than Bynum or Ariza.
  • dansmeek, on 04/12/2008, -0/+5i thought they were going to be showing how they made the fake commercial. this totally caught me off guard.
  • letshortyplay, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1I like this one better.
  • dmann, on 04/12/2008, -0/+1Thats awesome!
  • Wronghead, on 04/12/2008, -2/+1The corporate slime is trying to figure out how to cash in on intornet videoz. I can't wait to see the Britney Spears condom commercials.
    • franklymister, on 04/12/2008, -0/+3Damn corporate slime!

      Good thing you're using a computer made by Amish villagers out of local organic produce.
  • axell001, on 04/12/2008, -1/+0thats the first attempt wow he heals fast like the wolverine or something lol
  • RabidFurby, on 04/12/2008, -0/+2My dream!!
  • Galmarinn, on 04/12/2008, -0/+0I got this....trust me boy... TRUST ME boy.... LOL
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