97 Comments
- SeaBass22, on 04/17/2008, -4/+23Bury me if you hate boobs.
...ooooh, dilemma. - FeartheKnighted, on 04/17/2008, -8/+24Maybe because it's a freaking Onion article.
- jc7012, on 04/17/2008, -4/+11Your buried fro is being really stupid?
- wsuvtx, on 04/18/2008, -0/+1I agree that he is one of the best players, however, for him to play on your team is at the expense of the rest of the team. Texas still has not recovered. If he actually cared about the teams he was playing on he would play for less money so the team could afford to build around him. If it was only about his talent, then yes hands down I think he is the best player right now.
But the main thing is that I am tired of the Yankees and NY. Just as I am tired of the Cowboys. Notre Dame. Etc. There are other teams in the world of sports. - troyfoley, on 04/17/2008, -1/+2epic fail.
- jackalsclaw, on 04/20/2008, -0/+1all baseball teams make a lot of money, should the owners get it all (like the marlins most of the time)? texas is still recovering from Signing Chan Ho Park, trading away Chris young and Adrian Gonzalez , trading for Brad Wilkerson , even trading sammy sosa. The rangers haven't made the best moves. Arod did what they wanted him to do it was the rest that didn't live up and cause them to fail.
- jackalsclaw, on 04/17/2008, -1/+1people age fast he doesn't have the rage to play center, and his bat would be replacement level in a conner outfield spot. you would be better off with Kenny Lofton
- jackalsclaw, on 04/17/2008, -1/+1leave cashman alone he has to deal with craze owners and the media already
- jackalsclaw, on 04/17/2008, -1/+1someone is good = sterods? Arod has never displayed the muscle gain or side effects related to steroid grow. His power number have been in a perfectly normal grow pattern, his strike out and ground ball rates are normal also. his career weight has been steady most part, last year he reduced his weight and hit for more power. his hitting is base on bat speed (that's why he strikes out an above average amount), and timing (that how he keeps balls that pulled so hard form going foul). Steroid users normally see a gaining in the weight and power as well as contact rates (because the bat speed is built up later in their swing they have more control), and a loss of speed. they also have increased health problem. arod doesn't have any of these symoptons
- mjfitzge, on 04/17/2008, -3/+3did you just call him a tit? that is awesome! will you teach me to do grammar like you do?
- edwartica, on 04/17/2008, -5/+4Pretty fitting, considering the article in question is about burying some baseball player.
- jackalsclaw, on 04/17/2008, -2/+1how does one of the best players in baseball mack them not be relevant? you can hate his personality be he is a great ballplayer
- jackalsclaw, on 04/17/2008, -2/+1you mail digg a 100 buck with the coded prase " $$ form a humorless *****" wrote on it
- edwartica, on 04/17/2008, -4/+2I think that would have the opposite effect.
- mirunit, on 04/17/2008, -7/+5Wow.... This is "fake news", way to go.
- jackalsclaw, on 04/17/2008, -3/+1it's baseball comedy it can go in ether section
- edwartica, on 04/17/2008, -5/+3Some of us don't believe in fairy tales such as "hexes."
- kcwyckoff, on 04/17/2008, -6/+3haha, i totally read the whole thing without realizing it was an Onion article. i was like "OMG HE DIED???"
dear god i'm stupid - jackalsclaw, on 04/17/2008, -4/+1what the hell is up with the buring?
- idiggitall, on 04/17/2008, -9/+6New York City = Center of the World.
It's in the bible....check it out. - enclaved, on 04/17/2008, -6/+3I might be assuming too much, but I believe he meant 'for' good luck since the Yankees have a reputation for purchasing their success.
- edwartica, on 04/17/2008, -4/+1I did read the article. Honestly, I had no idea who he was before the article (not a baseball fan, sorry), but yes, I was indeed being sarcastic. Obviously the IQ of the average digger who likes sports is lower than the IQ required to get sarcasm.
- chrisj33, on 04/17/2008, -5/+1Can I have a facepalm?
- Butros, on 04/17/2008, -6/+1Digg this!
- crodulfo, on 04/17/2008, -6/+1im not sure whats going on with this story, whats up with all the burriedness?
- Machters, on 04/17/2008, -6/+1i hope you are saying that sarcastically....!! if not you are damn stupid!!!!! and im not a yankees fan
- kyle415, on 04/17/2008, -7/+1just wanted to see if i get buried.
- jc7012, on 04/17/2008, -9/+3How does one bury good luck?
- HelloNavi, on 04/17/2008, -8/+2You're just jealous because you live in washington, and seattle is just a raint wannabe new york.
- viewtiful4ever, on 04/17/2008, -8/+2man, I'm starting to seriously hate digg.
- Claude1971, on 04/17/2008, -8/+2has tit anything to do with grammar?
- rmw132, on 04/17/2008, -10/+3What is this a graveyard?
- DavidGuetta9, on 04/17/2008, -12/+5jesus christ, did the Bury Brigade come through or what?
- inactive, on 04/17/2008, -9/+2Dear Bury Brigade
You are now so bold as to confirm your existence
We now look at Digg in a much more Orwellian way.
You have turn away from God,....pitty. - microdude431, on 04/17/2008, -10/+2Who gives a ***** about baseball?
- Stemnin, on 04/17/2008, -9/+1HOW IT'S UNPOSSIBLE?!
- 0Degrees, on 04/17/2008, -10/+1I logged in just to digg everybody down.
- phosphite, on 04/17/2008, -12/+3For good luck, bury this comment under the baseball stadium of your choice!
- Duositex, on 04/17/2008, -12/+2ok we get it. The Onion is funny. Is that a good enough reason to post EVERY onion headline?
- Unclekoolaid, on 04/17/2008, -12/+2In mother Russia bury brigades digg up
- Claude1971, on 04/17/2008, -11/+1i just misspelled, you can't do grammar, tit
- inactive, on 04/17/2008, -12/+2btw Digg will ban you for burying every comment in a thread.
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- dualityim, on 04/17/2008, -12/+1There needs to be a mandatory satire marker next to fake articles submitted to digg...
- sonnygill, on 04/17/2008, -14/+1lol the most comments i've seen buried at one time, all of them.
- Machters, on 04/17/2008, -14/+1damn ppl the onion !! just forget it... its just stupid
Ha Ha Ha ......nice one ~.~ - minorthreat, on 04/17/2008, -17/+4looks like we are all getting buried as well
- btraxx, on 04/17/2008, -22/+9The burying of comments actually makes sense with this article.
Thanks for your time, now back to being buried. - iseebluuue, on 04/17/2008, -15/+1pfffffffffffffffffffff....buried as inaccurate
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