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Free tickets for baseball fans who receive a rectal exam at the stadium

blogs.usatoday.com — Want free baseball tickets? All you had to do last night was show up at Miller Park, home to the Milwaukee Brewers, and let a doctor check your prostate. After the "free and confidential" rectal exam, you would have scored two free tickets to a future Brewers game.

Who dugg this? Made popular May 10, 2007

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  • crashflow, on 10/12/2007, -1/+71those ***** got in free.
  • t3soro, on 10/12/2007, -0/+64a hand in the butt is worth two in the seats.
  • phoggey, on 10/12/2007, -2/+59I tried doing a promotion similar to this last week at a curves fitness salon. I caught a lot of crap because of it.
  • LopsidedZebra, on 10/12/2007, -7/+57in ur ballgamez, probin ur buttz.
  • Rhino2, on 10/12/2007, -2/+49
    oh! I ain't falling for that scam again. First thing they say they got tickets and next time you know some guy named Frank is "examing" you in the back of his van, down by the river.

    No sir... fool me once and shame on you and fool me twice... um, you ... they say fool , your not going to make a fool - listen, you can't fool me twice.
  • roosterjm2k2, on 10/12/2007, -2/+47Alot of people are going to pay out of the ass for those things!
  • TheProtested, on 10/12/2007, -2/+45one in the brown, two on the town
  • aresef, on 10/12/2007, -2/+33If only they weren't so anal about it.
  • wonderboy, on 10/12/2007, -1/+25I love my Brewers, but I think I'd rather spend $20 and get my tickets that way.
  • ZephyrNinety, on 10/12/2007, -0/+24Make sure the doctor doesn't have both hands on your shoulders when he's checking! ;)
  • crushallcakes, on 10/12/2007, -3/+21I can never figure out why guys get so worked up about having prostate exams done. When I weigh the pros and cons of 2 seconds of discomfort vs. having my junk rot off and kill me...it's a no brainer. I know guys who flat out refuse to get it done, even if they really should. Sometimes I don't understand people's priorities.
  • starfisch, on 10/12/2007, -2/+20and closest to the field, we have the brown seats
  • Autrix, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18"wow, how did you get these great seats?"

    "...you don't want to know."
  • Netmindstorm, on 10/12/2007, -0/+18Fan to Brewers' player: Is that pine tar on your bat or did you get in here for free also?
  • carguy84, on 10/12/2007, -1/+17it's funny because when you get red sox tickets, they bend you over, but you still gotta pay.
  • nreynolds, on 10/12/2007, -2/+17eeewwwwww
  • mashyouup, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15What would a colonoscopy get me?
  • TheProtested, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15Next week all women who take a breast exam at the stadium get season passes.
  • wiirdo, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14You get 4 tickets if they can broadcast on the Jumbotron.
  • reichec, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14I may not be able to sit down, BUT I GOT SEASON TICKETS!
  • marceline407, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13nothing like a baseball game to take your mind off having just been informed you may have cancer.
  • ffejrey, on 10/12/2007, -3/+14Yeah, who wants to see the best team in baseball ATM?
  • DietCoke597, on 10/12/2007, -0/+11It's a Man's Favorite Sport...the American Pasttime...

    but I like baseball too.
  • Coven, on 10/12/2007, -1/+11field level box seats
  • PixelVision, on 10/12/2007, -0/+9please be on jumbo-vision!
  • 8fans, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8All jokes aside, it would be interesting to see some stats on how many takers found something that might save their life.
  • CosmicBratt, on 10/12/2007, -0/+7It was just to raise awareness of prostate cancer and encourage people to get tested. Sure, it's odd, but I think it's a great idea if however many men could potentially be saved.
  • shitdrummer, on 10/12/2007, -4/+10I guess this is what you call taking one for your team. In this case, the Brewers.
  • imadeaprofile, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5what could be better than going to a baseball game, enjoying a hot dog, and having some random "qualified doctor" stick his hand up your butt.
    it would be more exciting if they gave the players the exam and the fans would bet on who's on 'roids?
  • spartacus51, on 10/12/2007, -3/+8Really stretching for promotions after running out of bobbleheads last friday.... I took that raincheck, I think I'd pass on this one though, glad I didn't go to last night's game.

    Somehow I just knew this was going to be the Brewers when I saw the RSS... inspecting ***** at a cubs game would just take too damn long.
  • yamyogurt, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5A rectal exam and two free tickets, whats the catch?
  • tarynme, on 10/12/2007, -3/+7@N1NJ4hippie

    Wow, I appreciate the effort, but really - I was mostly just poking fun at the impossibility of a prostate exam on a female. Pardon the pun.
  • DarthMalcontent, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4They tried a similar promotion at Yankee stadium. Found Steinbrenner's head.
  • airbug, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3bad jokes aside, for men over 35(as a large number of baseball fans are), prostate cancer is a bad thing. if you are unfortunate enough to get prostate cancer, getting treatment early can be the difference between a simple operation to months of chemo and even death. it's what's breast cancer is to women - and men can get that too(but not often)
  • Bleachers7, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Good thing they didn't try this in Pittsburgh.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Its a prostate exam. But yeah, I thought it was funny too when I saw that on the brewer's schedule.
  • dan7600, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3Pic or it didn't... wait wtf!
  • ColdChilli, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3I'd figure this would go over better in San Fransisco
  • edm1950, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2THE GLOVE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • ThisIsBob, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3It was a win-win, Sweetie.
  • inactive, on 10/12/2007, -3/+5gives a whole new meaning to foul ball
  • GLMonkey, on 10/11/2007, -0/+2Geez, and I thought I felt violated paying 8 dollars for a beer....

    Thank You Folks, I am here all week, Try The Veal...Goodnight!
  • Bleachers7, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2lol
  • CosmicBratt, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3I can see someone other than me watched Leno tonight...
  • SpaceMonkeyZero, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2It's a TRAP!

    Sersiously... Would you trust some guy with a white van outside the stadium with a sign saying "FREE TICKETS WITH RECTAL EXAM" that he's a real doctor?
  • OwdenBowden, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2And you think parking at the stadium is a pain-in-the-ass...
  • GLMonkey, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1Wow, I get to watch a Baseball game and feel like a Muppet? Where do I sign up?
  • GLMonkey, on 10/11/2007, -0/+1"Hey Rocky, Watch Me Check This Guy's Prostate For Cancer." *Rooooaaarrr* "Whoops, musta got the wrong Prostate."
  • CraigC85, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Its a real pain in the ass to watch games nowadays
  • FRANKeB, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Rectal inspection brought to you by Big Gay Al and the silly goose foundation!!
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