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- stompk291, on 11/12/2009, -0/+37well, for most of us, it's "what your car says about your bank account."
very few people i know, can afford to buy a car to send a message. - eastwood24, on 11/12/2009, -3/+23Found this list on a random blog:
Acura Integra--------------- I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend---------------- I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX------------------- I am impotent
Audi 90--------------------- I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue----------- I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado----------- I am a very good Mary Kay salesman
Cadillac Escalade----------- I am a trophy wife
Cadillac Seville------------ I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro------------ I enjoy beating the hell out of people
Chevrolet Chevette---------- I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette---------- I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino--------- I am leading a militia to overthrow the government
Chrysler Cordoba------------ I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z----------------- I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart------------------ I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona--------------- I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Dodge Ram------------------- I have an unhealthy fixation with Walker, Texas Ranger
Ferrari Testarossa---------- I am known to prematurely ejaculate
Ford Fairmont--------------- (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang---------------- I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria--------- I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm------------------- I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Geo Tracker----------------- I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
Honda del Sol--------------- I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic----------------- I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord---------------- I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Infiniti Q45---------------- I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.
Isuzu Impulse--------------- I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6------------------ I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year.
Jeep Wrangler--------------- I normally drive around topless
Kia Sephia------------------ I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.
Lamborghini Countach-------- I only have one testicle
Lincoln Town Car------------ I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis------- (See above)
Mercedes 500SL-------------- I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 560SEL------------- I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole
Mazda Miata----------------- I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler
MGB------------------------- I am dating a mechanic
Mitsubishi Diamante--------- I don't know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX---------------- I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass---------- I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts
Peugeot 505 Diesel---------- I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Neon--------------- I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Pontiac Trans AM------------ I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 911 Turbo----------- I have a three inch thingie
Porsche 944----------------- I am dating big haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow -- I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too liberal
Saturn SC2------------------ (See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy--------------- I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu
Subaru WRX------------------I secretly enjoyed 'Fast and the Furious', but will tell no one.
Toyota Camry---------------- I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle----------- I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet-------- I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus--------- I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon------------- I am frightened of my wife - elcalrissian, on 11/12/2009, -0/+12It was a universial 'You', if that's what you are confused by.
I was asking all of the world, not stompk291.
Basically, if someone broadcasts their car, as if to imply their coolness is based on the vehicle they drive, then they are a douche. - roodammy44, on 11/13/2009, -0/+12Obligatory quote from fight club:
"Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables — slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy ***** we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."
No possession defines us as a person. Why don't we forget about spending all our lives working for this ***** and do something interesting with our lives. - elcalrissian, on 11/12/2009, -0/+7I think douche determination depends on 1 thing.
Did I ask you what kind of car you drive before I knew what kind of car you drive.
If I know without asking, then you are a Douche. Fair? - freedomischaos, on 11/13/2009, -0/+6@kinerry, experience.
- DrHoliday, on 11/13/2009, -0/+6So basically if you have a really nice car, you're a dickless douchebag.
I sense some envy here. - diggdong, on 11/13/2009, -0/+6So the author of this turbably important list would rather drive a lawnmower with a cup cake cover than a hummer?
- jeremiahjw, on 11/12/2009, -1/+7Does this mean if I don't have a car I don't have style? :-(
- dwats32, on 11/13/2009, -1/+6http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/5417/craig1.jpg
You Are : Broke As ***** - Charlesbian, on 11/13/2009, -1/+6my roommate has a hummer. it's the only thing that can go over the brush on his farm. but thanks for generalizing!
- kinerry, on 11/13/2009, -1/+5name something interesting that doesn't come by easier with money
- roodammy44, on 11/13/2009, -0/+4@kinerry
You're seemingly missing the point.
I wasn't stating that money is bad, I was saying that we're spending all of our precious, limited time working to buy stuff which doesn't even make us happy for the long term. Maybe we should instead spend the time trying to better ourselves or doing things we really enjoy. - MonkeyNews, on 11/13/2009, -0/+4The irony is that it's Brad Pitt, the epitome of the "millionaire movie gods", who is telling us this.
- numberneal, on 11/13/2009, -0/+3that you wear pants with a worn out belt
- twoblueday, on 11/13/2009, -0/+3What a bunch of *****.
- nepidae, on 11/13/2009, -1/+4It kinds ruins it when they used the word "thingie", instead of a word someone older than 8 would use to mean penis.
- Ghostalker, on 11/13/2009, -0/+3"I am better then people who take the bus"
- JQP123, on 11/13/2009, -1/+3Billionaire and self professed "do-gooder", Ted Turner drove an old Ford Taurus until he switched to a Prius hybrid a few years back to help save the environment. So I guess your car does say something about you ... but this isn't necessarily related to the size of your wallet.
- ianbirtwistle, on 11/13/2009, -0/+2Top Gear has a good list under the 'Cool' category
http://www.topgear.com/uk/cars
The Land Rover Defender - "If you think hammers are cool, or that brass knuckles are cutting edge weaponry, then the Defender is cool. But anything this honest has a certain charm." - asgardshill, on 11/13/2009, -0/+2So what does it say about me that I drive a piece of ***** I can afford to keep on the road?
Ah, got it. I have no "style". - DestroyedAUS, on 11/13/2009, -0/+2It says i'm a poor Uni student.
- stompk291, on 11/12/2009, -8/+10i'm pretty tired of the "H2 means you're a douchbag" thing. it's played out already.
not everyone who drives a hybrid is a douche either. don't want one, don't buy one. get over it. - PsychoticX, on 11/13/2009, -0/+2Ahhh yes, the cupcake car. That's gonna hit close to home for a lot of people.
- FritoPendejo, on 11/13/2009, -0/+2Roddammy,
You do realize that Brad Pitt's character in the movie is basically meant to be full of *****, right? Just checking. - orbish, on 11/13/2009, -0/+2Can't wait to crack open a COLT FIFTY-FOUR
- EdgarG8, on 11/13/2009, -0/+2He's riding around in a moped.
- DredPir8Robrts, on 11/13/2009, -0/+2I'm sorta curious about what kind of car the writer of that particular blog owns.
- gsfgf, on 11/13/2009, -0/+2Hope he's getting an H1. The body on the H2 is too heavy. He'll break the thing. He'd be way better off with a good pickup
- ghettojafar, on 11/13/2009, -0/+2The Hummer H2 - You Are: A Douchebag.
Dugg. - XenonXZ, on 11/13/2009, -0/+1I drive a 1986 Ford Capri - What does that say about me?
If I could afford I would get a Deloreon DMC-12 :-) C'mon, you gota admit those are cool cars! - exhale100, on 11/13/2009, -0/+1Bad list with so many more common cars to poke fun at. My attention was actually more drawn to the fact that the CR-Z looks nice from the side but hideous at every other angle.
- darcyp, on 11/13/2009, -0/+1*****, no 1995 saturn sl1.
although im pretty sure it just means i am broke. - FritoPendejo, on 11/13/2009, -0/+1Or the opposite. The guy driving the Vette is broke.
- cosworth99, on 11/13/2009, -0/+1Since none of my 3 cars is on there, the fact that I have 3 cars makes me a douchebag in the eyes of the carbon police. Even though I can only drive one at a time.
- Ninh, on 11/13/2009, -1/+2If you drive an E Type it says that you have no clue you're riding a death trap.
- roodammy44, on 11/14/2009, -0/+1@FritoPendejo
Nice name. Actually the two initial characters at the start of the movie were meant to represent two extremes: boring, powerless, emotionally dead and insomniac and brad pitt's character the alpha male living for the moment with very extreme ideas and a need to change the entire world.
The ideal that's meant to be represented is a comprimise between these two characters.
@MonkeyNews
Damn, you're right about that one. That's something to think about. - gsfgf, on 11/13/2009, -0/+1kinnerry: Foods stamps :p
- ShiftyBizniss, on 11/13/2009, -0/+1My first car was a Camry... I got rid of it, if you know what I mean.
- Shine365, on 11/16/2009, -0/+1I never get tired of calling Hummer drivers douchebags. Not until they stop driving them!
- vaderson, on 11/17/2009, -0/+0My car says, 'You need a job with better perks.' I love the old girl though, she hasn't let me down....yet.
- sadesilva, on 11/21/2009, -0/+0The ONLY thing that can go over the brush on his farm? Seriously? I can guarantee you there are far more practical and far less ridiculous vehicles that will do the job just fine.
- tubeguy, on 11/13/2009, -1/+1Came here to say that...
- dontreplytome, on 11/13/2009, -0/+0@roodammy44:
So ... you're saying the _love_ of money is the root of all kinds of ... bad things. Not money itself.
Didn't somebody else say the same sort of thing awhile back? - reticulate, on 11/13/2009, -2/+1Bugatti Veyron: I don't give a ***** what you think about my style, and I just bought all your country's oil reserves.
- FlaNative, on 11/13/2009, -1/+0No SuperCharged RX8?
/I do know a very good female rotary mechanic. LOL - stompk291, on 11/12/2009, -5/+3You can think whatever you want. Your ability to express it coherently seems to be in question though.
and no, I don't drive a hummer. or a prius. - PlasticHotDog, on 11/13/2009, -9/+1Not everyone hates the Nissan Cube and its looks. I think it would be a fun little car to cruise around town in with your friends.
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