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The Best Parking Lot "Apology" Note of All Time

flickr.com — Please look your car over for the dent and scratches and each time you see them remember not to park in two spaces

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  • fitqueenb, on 05/23/2008, -109/+9And he did this with a VW????? That takes guts!
    • hippieben, on 05/23/2008, -4/+161Thats a BMW. And it does not take guts, it takes arrogance.
      • bradleyland, on 05/23/2008, -68/+4If people weren't oblivious assholes that open their car door in to the side of your car...

        If parking lot engineers gave a reasonable amount of space for us to park in...

        If everyone didn't drive a ***** SUV the size of the moon...

        none of this would be an issue. I often park in two spaces, but I also park as far out as possible in the available parking. I'm not an *****, I just don't want dents in my car.
        • Rikkochet, on 05/23/2008, -2/+38You can probably avoid dents and you'll just get your door keyed.
        • ShadowXOR, on 05/23/2008, -1/+54Nobody wants dents in their car, do we all get two spaces? No.
        • Digger1218, on 05/23/2008, -1/+22no, that pretty much makes you an *****.

          www.youparklikeanasshole.com
        • Digger1218, on 05/23/2008, -4/+7Also, the fact that you park in two spaces with your VW GTI makes you an even bigger *****. Your car isn't even cool man.
        • bradleyland, on 05/23/2008, -14/+3I park in the middle of ***** no where! A lot of the time, I don't have to park in two spaces, because there's no one anywhere near me anyway. I never, ever park down front. I don't think my car is "cool", I just don't want dents in it.

          It's only an ***** move if you do it in an area where you're depriving someone else from a spot; which I never do. If there's no area of the parking lot that is vacant, I suck it up and park like a normal person.

          Jesus, get off my ass about it. You'd think I had raped your moms or something!
        • IllBeBack, on 05/23/2008, -0/+6@bradleyland:
          "Jesus, get off my ass about it."

          We will when you stop parking like an *****.
        • jp12380, on 05/24/2008, -1/+2$bradleyland

          If you are parking out in the middle of nowhere, where there are no other cars you are depriving why do you park like this? IF there are no other cars you should not have to.

        • screamokid, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1funny part is that thats a X3, its like a suburu forester so its not a SUV the size of the moon
        • ShadowMerchant, on 05/24/2008, -0/+0You're a gold-plated *****. When I drove a 12-year-old Honda Civic, I used to get a kick out of parking next to assholes like you, door handle to door handle, but always on the left so you assholes had to get in the passenger side and climb over the shifter. *****.
        • DatoeDakari, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1@screamokid
          That's a BMW M3, not a forester, it's still not an SUV though.
      • twiztidsinz, on 05/23/2008, -14/+6BMW: Break My Windows
        And this douche deserves it
        • ndesantis, on 05/23/2008, -7/+4"IM NOT A DOUCHE!"
        • screamokid, on 05/24/2008, -1/+1same here im not a douche, but i dont think many people would do it to my 20yr old 3 series bmw, if i had like a new 7....... maybe
        • allhard, on 05/25/2008, -0/+1Nothing wrong with BMWs.. Only some of the people who drive them.
      • asus2000, on 06/30/2008, -5/+3Jealousy...
      • tcsucks, on 05/23/2008, -11/+12Word. Only a pussy bitch ***** with another man's car.
        • ParticleMan420, on 05/24/2008, -2/+15Words. only self centered, ***** smoking, ass suckers believe their car is important enough to take 2 spots.
          no offense to any ***** smoking ass suckers that arent self centered pricks that know how to park!
        • tcsucks, on 05/26/2008, -1/+1I wasn't sticking up for people who park like assholes.
    • lordewoks, on 05/23/2008, -20/+7No, not arrogance, the willingness to stand up for something.
      • Coven, on 05/23/2008, -2/+18The willingness to stand up for being a douchebag?
        • jp12380, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1The person parking like that is a douchebag as well.
      • Pstmann, on 05/23/2008, -1/+15"the willingness to stand up for something" Do you realize he is talking about the car owner? What is he standing up for, his right to use as many parking spots as possible?!
        • YonicSouth, on 05/24/2008, -0/+2I think the real issue is that this person doesn't trust people to respect someone else's car. (Especially old people!!!) I park in the boonies because my car doesn't have little bumpers and I've found out the hard way that people don't respect others' property. My extra walking time is my insurance that people don't ***** with my car. Double parking in a close spot is an inconsiderate dick move. Go out of your way to ***** w/ a man's car though, and I've gotta side w/ Pulp Fiction. No Judge, No Jury.
    • Cowboy1015, on 05/23/2008, -7/+18I don't care if it's BMW or an exotic car. I'm not just gonna put a dent but a long scratch as well.
      • mywhitenoise, on 05/23/2008, -1/+1I'd only put in a dent with my foot, I wouldn't ***** up my own car to teach him a lesson.
      • Digger1218, on 05/23/2008, -3/+9Just leave a loogie on the windshield. You get all the satisfaction without having to do any "real" damage.
        • imsteve22, on 05/23/2008, -1/+4urine on the door handle speaks louder then loogie on the windshield
        • Digger1218, on 05/23/2008, -1/+5True, but sometimes it evaporates and they don't notice. Loogies dry nicely on a hot windshield ;)
      • trademaak, on 05/24/2008, -2/+4No, you won't. Stop lying to yourself and stop acting all tough on digg. We have people in our country who park in spaces for invalids. And? Nothing!
    • mikeyellenlee, on 05/23/2008, -13/+2Don't insult Hitler, queenbitch.
    • Zlorp, on 05/24/2008, -11/+4VW's are for american poser euro-trash. they are unreliable, expensive to fix and by far the least impressive of the german car companies. they mooch of of the reputation that BMW and Mercedes have built for germany as a country that produces top cars.

      man i wish i could see the looks on the faces of the pretentious eurof@gs the moment they realize their VW's arent going to go for ***** when they try to resell them

      i bet plenty of diggers drive vw's and are offended by this. good, and ***** you!
      • TheHayze, on 05/24/2008, -3/+3Unreliable? No Any car is going to have some trouble if driven everyday as a daily driver. A VW from the 80s, or 90s, or even the 00's will last 20 years if you take care of her, and do the recomended repairs/maintience. American poser? Well.. maybe some of the College kids who drive their mommy's, or Daddy's VW. But for those who like the VW style.

        Expensive to fix? All German imports are expensive to fix. It isn't just VW. If anything, VWs are the cheapest to fix of all Mercedes, Porsche, Audi, BMW, VW families because the Germans know quality building, and planning techniques. Like making the stuff that's going to ware-out, or break easy to fix, and you can easily subastute after-market parts to fix. Where as, if you buy a BMW, or a Porsche, or a Mercedes, or an Audi.. chances are you'll have to buy parts from the dealer, which will always be way more expensive if you're not under warrenty.

        Least impressive? Maybe the cheap 4cyldrs, 2 litre engine models won't go 0-60 in no time flat, but they're a lot nicer looking then most American, or Japanese cheap quality cars. But the top teir VWs, like the R32, or the GLI can give some BMWs, or Audis to shame. Definately not some Porsches, or Mercedes without serious investment, and modding.

        While yes, VWs won't, and cant really stand up next to their BMW, and Mercedes, and Porsche brothers.. but they're still way higher quality built autos then most American trash. Better looking, too.

        Resell value? Are you kidding? Hahaha. You'll get WAY more for your VW then if you were selling back an American trash. Why? Because VWs are pop! Any popular brand, Honda Civic, VW Golf/Jetta, etc, are still quite well known makes/models.

        Listen pal, i'm so very sorry that you have so much anger built up over this. Why i'm saying these things to debunk your outragious, and purely out of smite comments. It's somethign you should face: German autos will always be far better then their American counterparts. The Japanese, and Korean makes are cetching up in quality, and style. But the Germans have been making autos for almost as long as the Americans, but have been doing it better for much longer.
        • stevenwalters, on 05/24/2008, -3/+1You got trolled hard dude. Though thanks for confirming what he said about VW owners being pretentious poser eurotrash. Man what a ***** tool.
  • MikeonTV, on 05/23/2008, -51/+31I is sorry
  • xaogypsie, on 05/23/2008, -34/+250Hrm.... whoever wrote that did what I wish I had the guts to do...
    • roflganker, on 05/23/2008, -5/+188Fake a note on the internet?
      • brad3378, on 05/24/2008, -0/+3Idiots = job security for body shops.
      • engalicorn, on 05/24/2008, -1/+2It would seem that the note writer would also have had to park in two spaces. And the person to park beside him etc.

        Its a vicious cycle.
        • ShadowMerchant, on 05/24/2008, -0/+0No, if he had a small car, he could creep into the same space. His driver-side wheels would be on the white line, and his passenger door handle would be a millimeter or two from the ***** space-hogger's driver door, thus forcing the selfish ***** to get back into his car from the passenger side. It's best to have a tiny, old beatermobile for this purpose because you don't want the ***** taking revenge on your car unless you don't mind a keying.
      • Whaines, on 05/25/2008, -0/+1They even made spelling mistakes to make it seem more real!
    • ausfahrt, on 05/23/2008, -2/+11Or just wrote a note and took a pic and posted it on the net without doing anything. But ya it would take guts that i don't have either.
    • bradleyland, on 05/23/2008, -1/+100What about leaving an anonymous note takes guts?
      • whereiseljefe, on 05/23/2008, -3/+150Nothing is anonymous, don't you watch CSI? They'll probably find your semen on the paper and show up at your mothers house looking for you!
        • Speed, on 05/23/2008, -46/+1...Why the ***** would there be semen on the piece of paper? I really hope I never have to go driving with you
        • drakenlot, on 05/23/2008, -4/+8Rule 36 Speed, rule 36...
        • Sherman901, on 05/23/2008, -18/+3speed, you suck balls at picking up on humor.

          have you even seen superbad?
        • tnoy, on 05/23/2008, -6/+2Probably? Pft. Amature.
        • Tommyhawk, on 05/24/2008, -0/+5I've never watched CSI but I've noticed a lot of people who do are really paranoid.
    • shondell, on 05/23/2008, -24/+5Wow! This submission brings back memories. This was the first story I ever viewed the first time I ever went on Digg. That was with a different profile that I lost the password to a long time ago.
    • 4pple5auce, on 05/23/2008, -2/+6Wouldn't the guy risk getting caught by posting it on his Flickr page? It's probably a fake.
      • DarkSpoon, on 05/23/2008, -0/+6unless he just found it or he was the ***** who parked in two spots.
    • pjpark, on 05/23/2008, -0/+5In this case, lacking guts is a good substitute for having brains. The problem is, you don't know if the guy taking two spaces had to park that way because the guy on the left (who already departed) was taking two spaces.
      • TheCasablancan, on 05/23/2008, -0/+2If the guy on the left parked in two places, then the driver with the dented car could have parked 1/2 a space over instead of parking right next to the other guy.
        • apoc06, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1nm
        • pjpark, on 05/24/2008, -1/+2Maybe a picture will help:

          |....|...|....|....|....|....| Empty parking lot (not to scale)
          | X | X | X | X | X | X | Two pickup trucks park leaving space for one car over white line
          | X | X | X |..X..O..X..| Guy takes only available spot straddling spaces
          | X | X | X |....|..O..|....| Other guys leave
          | X | X | X | X |..O..| X | New guys park correctly leaving only one car taking two spaces
          | X | X | X | X | OG | X | Genius dents innocent guy's car
          | X | X | X | X |! OG | X | Motorcycle parks wherever the heck he wants - ha
        • pjpark, on 05/24/2008, -2/+4Corrected picture:

          |....|...|....|....|....|....| Empty parking lot (not to scale)
          | X | X | X |...X..|..X...| Two pickup trucks park leaving space for one car over white line
          | X | X | X |..X..O..X..| Guy takes only available spot straddling spaces
          | X | X | X |....|..O..|....| Other guys leave
          | X | X | X | X |..O..| X | New guys park correctly leaving only one car taking two spaces
          | X | X | X | X | OG | X | Genius dents innocent guy's car
          | X | X | X | X |! OG | X | Motorcycle parks wherever the heck he wants - ha
        • junkwheel, on 05/24/2008, -0/+2WTF
        • Whaines, on 05/25/2008, -0/+1|OGC|

          I think I'm doing it wrong...
      • InetRoadkill, on 05/24/2008, -0/+5It's a BMW. He probably did take two spots. You know the joke:

        Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

        A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
      • AlexanderCurtis, on 05/26/2008, -0/+0Then the guy taking up two spaces should have parked somewhere else instead of making the same mistake as the first guy.
  • lunabee, on 05/23/2008, -35/+3Don't leave a note, just drive away!
    • Coven, on 05/23/2008, -1/+9After taking a piss in the gas tank...
    • Labourer, on 05/23/2008, -0/+4Leaving a note convinces onlookers that you are a standup guy leaving his details.
  • Shadowfox99, on 05/23/2008, -18/+1005Dugg for "Beaches are fun"
    • whahaa, on 05/23/2008, -51/+1dugg for being the oldest pic on the whole internet.
      it will never die.
      • HarryBauzonia, on 05/23/2008, -3/+23Buried for assuming everyone else in the world has seen the pic simply because it's "on the internet".
    • caramba420, on 05/23/2008, -28/+10Actually, if you look closely, it says, "Beeches are fun." I will assume that the author of the letter is an aircraft aficionado and is referring to Beechcraft planes. I would concur that Beeches are fun, although the older Bonanzas do have a reputation for being "Doctor Killers," due to the quirky handling of the V-tail. Beechcraft Kingairs are good planes for skydiving, but they got nothing on Twin Otters and Skyvans
      • dude77750, on 05/23/2008, -0/+25wow, somebody has been waiting for an excuse to talk about their obsession with aircraft
      • atchon, on 05/23/2008, -0/+10Well that was informative.
      • Ipsodox, on 05/23/2008, -1/+11That was clever and all, but if you look even closer it actually does say "Beaches"
      • jaimeshm, on 05/24/2008, -2/+1well thanks for proving to us that you are a total douche
    • MrSlumberjack, on 05/23/2008, -1/+19You woulda' dugg anyways
    • Lukinator, on 05/24/2008, -0/+3Sometimes life's a beach, in this case, it's for the dude who parked in two spaces.
      But beaches are fun, so he should be fine.
    • nadnerb, on 05/24/2008, -4/+2Not only is this story a serious dupe, but so is your comment.
  • j0hn, on 05/23/2008, -58/+24Dupe.
  • ligyron, on 05/23/2008, -226/+87Dupe from a few months ago, therefore everyone that visits Digg has seen this already!
    • Etchii, on 05/23/2008, -10/+48Your comment is a dupe. *see above*
      Therefore, everyone that looks down one more line will have seen this already, and your definition of what a dupe is.


      • Mitchellkohl, on 05/23/2008, -2/+6verb
        deceive; trick

        noun
        a victim of deception
    • blakeage, on 05/23/2008, -10/+60Negative, I've not seen it.
    • acfm, on 05/23/2008, -14/+7few months, no new digger? Is that what you assume?
    • sdub74, on 05/23/2008, -8/+29Unfortunately, I have a life and don't see everything that is posted on Digg, so this is new to me.
    • ligyron, on 05/23/2008, -11/+17Sarcasm, guys
      • IllBeBack, on 05/23/2008, -2/+6... does not translate very well in written form.
    • johnslater, on 05/23/2008, -0/+2bellend
    • iiviip3, on 05/23/2008, -1/+3This is actually muuuuuuuch older than a few months. It's a classic.
    • kroftofu, on 05/23/2008, -5/+11*wooooosh*
      That sarcasm just went completely past you guys.
    • clynnc, on 05/23/2008, -2/+19You must be one of the 7 Most Annoying People On Digg.
    • gcauthon, on 05/23/2008, -2/+1Was it sarcasm or duplicity?
    • Tr3v, on 05/23/2008, -4/+8I here by rank you Diggitus Geezerus (http://digg.com/comedy/The_7_Most_Annoying_People_ ...
    • Serris, on 05/23/2008, -5/+4One of the top articles of today is describing how much of a douchebag you are.
    • BeachHouseChris, on 05/23/2008, -2/+7I'm really starting to get sick of the "all-knowing digger" who tells me what i've seen and what I haven't. Go out and get some fresh air once in awhile.
    • Tigerbot5, on 05/24/2008, -2/+9And it goes right over everyone's head...
      • jspegele, on 05/24/2008, -0/+6It's amazing. People are pointing out the article he's referring to and still don't get the sarcasm.
    • tyywebb, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1Clearly.
  • Nayson, on 05/23/2008, -23/+11Both the car owner and the vandal are arseholes really. But it did make me giggle.
  • koft, on 05/23/2008, -75/+80I have an old '84 toyota minivan thats rusted and beat up to hell that I clip guys cars in parking lots with every time i see some ***** parked like an *****.
    • Akaji, on 05/23/2008, -34/+146So who's the real ***** here - the guy who parks in two spaces, or the guy who damages another person's property because they don't like what the other guy did?
      • ErikHarrison, on 05/23/2008, -61/+5No *****, people have to park in two spaces because other ***** have no respect for OPP. I in fact, park far away from the rest of all the other cars and park in four spaces just to be sure. I don't want someone to ***** up my investment.
        • chicagodj, on 05/23/2008, -2/+142If you chose a car as an investment, you might want to let someone else do your investing for you.
        • MuppetMeat, on 05/23/2008, -3/+40well you're a dick
        • smoger, on 05/23/2008, -1/+76Parking in multiple spots probably increases the chances that someone will F with your car. Parking far away in ONE spot should be sufficient to avoid damage.
        • ErikHarrison, on 05/23/2008, -46/+4Chicago, my car is AN investment, not my ONLY investment. Shows how dumb some people really are.
        • RonBurgundy76, on 05/23/2008, -5/+24I would go out of my way to ding your precious overpriced POS.
        • Pyehole, on 05/23/2008, -1/+23Agreed. It does show how dumb some people are. If you park using 4 spaces and think this will protect you, you are sorely mistaken. You are asking to be ***** with.
        • drakenlot, on 05/23/2008, -2/+9Man, no need to scratch it up, just block them in. Park close enough that they can't open the doors.
        • navster15, on 05/23/2008, -1/+20@ErikHarrison

          Unless you're driving around in the car from Dr. No, your car is likely losing money for every mile you drive it. How the hell can that be called an investment? Would you call the hot dog you bought for lunch an investment? Go buy some stock.
        • ashwin100, on 05/23/2008, -1/+11@ErikHarrison

          http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/investment
        • YodaJones, on 05/23/2008, -1/+44Don't you love it when someone has a +1 and you click the thumb down and it goes to -9?
        • fmaxwell, on 05/23/2008, -1/+19ErikHarrison: Do you think that I want the doors dinged in my car? Do you think that anyone wants their car doors dinged? What the ***** makes you think that you and your car are so important that you should be able to take four parking spaces? If you are that scared of your car being damaged, then put the car in locked storage and get your ass onto public transportation.

          Regarding your claim that your car is an investment, what kind of car is it? A Type 41 Bugatti Royale? A Cord? A Shelby 427 Cobra? A Ferrari 330? James Dean's Porsche? A Jaguar XKE V12 convertible? A 1971 Hemi Barracuda convertible? Since you consider it an investment, you clearly expect to make money when you sell it, so why do you expect it to go up in value?
        • Burrito, on 05/23/2008, -1/+10Dugg for OPP. Yeah, I know you.
        • Seandizz, on 05/23/2008, -18/+4The fact is a car is an investment. Those of you who think otherwise do not understand what an investment really is. When you invest in a car it's not for profitable gain or income, it's for faster more convenient transportation.

          so go sit on one..
        • subliminalurge, on 05/23/2008, -2/+21Here's a clue on protecting your "investment".

          If I ever see your pile of ***** car taking up 4 spaces, I WILL key the ***** out of it. If I'm drunk, I'll do worse than that.

          Sounds like a great way to protect your precious little "investment", doesn't it?

          Stop being a douche and use one spot like everyone else, and I'll leave it alone.
        • ninepointfive, on 05/23/2008, -16/+3All of you idiots getting mad at some guy for taking up four spaces fail to realize the only way one can reasonably park in four spaces is to drive a school bus.

        • Metis2be, on 05/24/2008, -1/+6nine, the way you park in 4 spots is to park so far forward in your row that you're half in the row in front of you.
        • fmaxwell, on 05/29/2008, -0/+1@Seandizz:

          Okay, dumbass, here are definitions of "investment":

          Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
          1. the investing of money or capital in order to gain profitable returns, as interest, income, or appreciation in value.

          The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
          Copyright © 2006 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
          1. the act of investing; laying out money or capital in an enterprise with the expectation of profit [syn: investing]
          2. money that is invested with an expectation of profit

          American Heritage New Dictionary of Cultural Literacy, Third Edition
          The purchase of property with the expectation that its value will increase over time.

          Investopedia
          An asset or item that is purchased with the hope that it will generate income or appreciate in the future. In an economic sense, an investment is the purchase of goods that are not consumed today but are used in the future to create wealth. In finance, an investment is a monetary asset purchased with the idea that the asset will provide income in the future or appreciate and be sold at a higher price.

          Wallstreet Words
          1. Property acquired for the purpose of producing income for its owner. Just as plants and equipment are investments for manufacturers, stocks and bonds are investments for individuals.


          So, Mr. Wizard, in what sense is your car an investment?
      • Fxer, on 05/23/2008, -0/+22All of the above.
      • fmaxwell, on 05/23/2008, -8/+25The guy who parks in two spaces is the *****.

        The one who f*cked his car up deserves a pat on the back for a job well done.
    • moriarty23, on 05/23/2008, -9/+77The guy who parked in two spaces.
    • SnuKs, on 05/23/2008, -3/+78This guy thinks he's Robin Hood rollin his his 84 Toyota. =P
    • scooby111, on 05/23/2008, -23/+22What an *****. How the ***** do you know that he didn't arrive a couple of hours earlier and find two giant trucks with a tiny spot between them that happened to straddle a line or something.

      So just because someone parks over a line, you assume that they were trying to protect their car to the extent that you would commit a criminal act to "get even" with someone who did you no harm.

      What a ***** self-important elitist snob.
      • fmaxwell, on 05/23/2008, -6/+32"How the ***** do you know that he didn't arrive a couple of hours earlier and find two giant trucks with a tiny spot between them that happened to straddle a line or something."

        Because we have enough common sense to know that is a crock of *****. "Two giant trucks..." Ooh!!! I know!!! He parked between Bigfoot and The Gravedigger who were in town for the Monster Truck Mayhem event.

        Besides, even if there were "two giant trucks," it does not give some ***** the right to straddle a line. Why? Because the trucks aren't there now and he's taking two spaces. If he had found a legal parking space, then the two trucks would have left and there would have been three open spaces.
      • diggrnumber1, on 05/24/2008, -1/+6my mom has to park in two spaces all the time because she is in a wheelchair and needs the handicap spot, but old people that don't actually even need the spot keep parking in them, so there sometimes aren't any spots (those old people are the real ***** here). so she has to sometimes straddle two spaces so that she'll have room for the ramp.
    • Divac213, on 05/23/2008, -7/+5your a taint
    • wrxpert, on 05/23/2008, -3/+3I dugg you up for doing what I have always wanted to do. Thanks for providing your own brand of parking lot justice. Can you come by my office building sometime?
    • AlJensen, on 05/23/2008, -3/+3What happened to the saying "You don't ***** with another mans car"
      ah i love pulp fiction......
    • ShazadN, on 05/24/2008, -1/+1douche bag
    • ScottMitchell, on 05/24/2008, -7/+2You sound like someone who'd understand my idiosyncrasies. Whenever I see someone walking their (small) dog, and it takes a dump, and they don't pick it up, I run over and kick their dog right in the mouth or crotch, depending on what way the dog is facing relative to my foot.
      • darkciti2, on 05/24/2008, -2/+4Why so violent? Why not just run out with a baggie, scoop up the poo, and wipe it on the owner and remind them, "YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!!!"
        • ScottMitchell, on 05/24/2008, -1/+3Instead of wiping it on them, maybe I can throw it at them? I've always had an inkling that flinging feces at someone would be a liberating experience.
  • sei0n, on 05/23/2008, -14/+183"tryed"
    • coachmcguirk, on 05/23/2008, -1/+12"but,"
    • johnslater, on 05/23/2008, -20/+1gay
    • 33PercentGod, on 05/23/2008, -18/+2Wow,we got as far as 9 comments in before some doucher had to say it. I'm semi-impressed digg!
    • crsd36, on 05/23/2008, -0/+19Goddamn spell check doesn't work on pencil and paper.
    • consie, on 05/24/2008, -3/+3"towed"
    • badassninja, on 05/24/2008, -5/+2When I was in high school I wrote my long term girl friend's father a email because I wanted to get to know him. He wrote me back not with a reply, but with my email corrected in every possible way. I was so hurt and mad that I never tried to get to know him ever again. DON'T BE THAT ASS HOLE!!!
    • klischke, on 05/25/2008, -0/+1If you go back to the main photo page for this image, the person who wrote the note explains that he misspelled two words in the note on purpose.

      /the more you know
  • itsgotyou, on 05/23/2008, -7/+118And they say written sarcasm doesn't work.
    • infinityofnever, on 05/23/2008, -0/+7says who?
    • moriarty23, on 05/23/2008, -1/+17written sarcasm doesn't work.
    • morninglorii, on 05/23/2008, -0/+5Who said that? Maddox?
    • MacEnvy, on 05/23/2008, -1/+10You must be a genius.
    • coachmcguirk, on 05/23/2008, -0/+6It works as long as the person you are writing it to is bright enough to understand sarcasm to begin with.
      ...which explains why people have told you it doesn't work in the past... why waste your time, right?
  • PCloadLetterWTF, on 05/23/2008, -8/+34I would have parked as close to his car as possible.
    • themarq, on 05/23/2008, -1/+52I used to do that all the time when I had a clunky old pickup truck. I'd squeeze into places so small I had to climb out the rear slider window.
      Now I have a shiney family car I can't do that any more :(
      That and my wife has convinced me it's not a good idea to antagonize strangers.
      • MattB123, on 05/23/2008, -0/+41I do that with my '95 Kia. It brings me joy each time I get to squeeze it next to some fancy car that just can't use a single space. Go ahead, hit me with your door. That door is worth more than my whole car!
    • blobzorz, on 05/23/2008, -1/+4I do that with my 94 Del sol, then take off the top, and get out. Mwhaahaha,
    • tnt_, on 05/24/2008, -1/+1I do that all the time in my truck. My exo cage and sliders prevent any door bashes and I make sure to back in so I can get out fine but they can't get in.
    • Licurgo, on 05/24/2008, -2/+0so was you *****
  • Justin6512, on 05/23/2008, -23/+14old as Larry King, but still funny
  • Stiles05s, on 05/23/2008, -15/+8justice has been served
  • wonky73, on 05/23/2008, -30/+13Dupe from a few months ago? Dude the first time this was posted to digg was I June 2005. A good old digg.. same crap shows up over and over
    • whereiseljefe, on 05/23/2008, -0/+3Like the opposite of Texas weather: If you liked it, wait 10 minutes: it'll be back!
    • monkeySN, on 05/23/2008, -1/+3The first time this was posted was June 2005 huh? The picture was taken in January of 2006. Crazy that huh.
      • drakenlot, on 05/23/2008, -0/+3Isn't it obvious? He knows Dr. Brown.
    • McDeath, on 05/23/2008, -1/+1Not everyone spends most of their time on the internets like you. So chill bill.
    • Chan815, on 05/24/2008, -0/+2the best part is...wonky joined in july 05...
  • fragile00, on 05/23/2008, -16/+9What an honest hit and run.
  • saralovemuffins, on 05/23/2008, -27/+9This is ***** old.
  • ElBeh, on 05/23/2008, -20/+10Hmm, this looks familiar...
  • PhattyPhattMatt, on 05/23/2008, -17/+6good thing i only use up 1.5 spaces instead of 2 spaces, i would hate for this to happen to me...
  • biznatch11, on 05/23/2008, -15/+226Every time I see a car parked like that I want to take a baseball bat to it, and to the driver.
    • diggit83, on 05/23/2008, -21/+3I park like this ONLY when I park FAR FAR from where others park. If you are taking up 2 PREMIUM spots....you are a dick.
      • BenKenobi88, on 05/23/2008, -1/+21Why the hell would you EVER park like that? Is there any difference when you're already parking far far away?
      • ZebZ, on 05/23/2008, -1/+21You are still a dick by doing it anywhere.
      • breadfred, on 05/23/2008, -1/+5Learn to drive/park. Reverse into a car parking spot. Line up your rear wheels and Bob is your uncle.
      • diggit83, on 05/23/2008, -10/+1I see most of you people dont understand why many of us park like this.....you all probably drive cars that are cheaper than the options on mine. Yes, I understand this makes me sound like an uppity prick, when it comes to my car, I am.

        We do it because most people will not park in the two spots we are in. I want people far away from my car so they dont ding my doors. I love my car and want to protect it at all times.
        • DarkSpoon, on 05/23/2008, -0/+4oh hey, turns out that doesn't work too well.
        • MrWally, on 05/23/2008, -0/+6So you think you are somehow more privileged than other people who don't want to take up space in a parking lot that others are entitled to use and thus park correctly, despite their knowledge that there is a very slight chance a bad driver could happen to choose the spot directly next to their car and "ding" them?
        • logan074, on 05/24/2008, -0/+2Parking like that just makes your car stand out to people who would ***** with it.
      • goodfellaNW, on 05/23/2008, -0/+4Let me guess, you are a rich conservative prick who lives in a 3000 sq. ft suburban home, has 2.3 cars, 2.3 kids, and is the ***** the speeds up when pedestrians are crossing in front of you.
    • Treysomeduh, on 05/23/2008, -0/+9A lot of people park like that where I live.

      I also might or might not have tapped a car when I first began driving because someone was taking two spots.
    • Leetamus, on 05/23/2008, -16/+2parking lots guarantee dents. if i drove a really nice car i would take two spots too...
    • mikeyellenlee, on 05/23/2008, -0/+2I did once.
    • ostracize, on 05/23/2008, -0/+39To be fair, sometimes people have to park askew just because someone else did it when they arrived but left before you saw it.
    • RMoore08, on 05/23/2008, -1/+2GTA IV.
    • trademaak, on 05/24/2008, -4/+1YOu want to, but you cant and you wont. Because you're a pussy.
      • Puffles, on 05/24/2008, -0/+2Or, because he doesn't want to serve a jail sentence. It could be that.
        • trademaak, on 05/24/2008, -0/+0No, it's because he knows he is pencil necked, snake armed angsty teen, who will get beat up for doing that.
  • Cashmoney504, on 05/23/2008, -9/+382Beaches ARE fun.
  • priceev, on 05/23/2008, -3/+51i never thought about leaving a note, i'll do that next time.
    • Smoo930, on 05/24/2008, -3/+5My friend got a note once, still laugh about it.
      "Nice parking, *****. Next time, leave a ***** can opener so I can get into my car.
      Love, The pissed off guy you parked next to"
  • inferno10, on 05/23/2008, -5/+25The author didn't really do any damage. From the image description:

    "Oh, and I didn't really try to park in their space; and I know I misspelled tried and towel. "
    • smoger, on 05/23/2008, -4/+30"in fact, i didnt even leave the note. i just wrote this down and took a picture of it for the internet"
      • GeekyLotus, on 05/23/2008, -4/+3I don't know why people find this so highly unlikely. I mean... this isn't such a great stretch. A friend and I did something similar when we were in college. Premium parking and a Saab was eating two spots. There was absolutely nowhere to park and we needed to get into the library to study. We did nothing to his car, but we did leave what we felt was a clever note in a similar vein implying damage from trying to squeeze in next to him or her. I remember suggesting "buffing it out". It didn't gain us a spot and probably didn't change the driver's habits at all, but it helped us blow off a bit of steam. Not brave... anonymous... and not a big deal. No damage done.
  • infinityofnever, on 05/23/2008, -13/+7so badly written it took the fun out of it
    • mortey, on 05/23/2008, -6/+1I wonder if the drive of the VW had more trouble reading the note or removing the scratches.
      • drakenlot, on 05/23/2008, -0/+2Considering it's fake and it was a BMW, I'd say neither
    • flyinghigh, on 05/23/2008, -0/+3just like your comment
  • 3amboo, on 05/23/2008, -11/+2it was me... i wrote it
  • schweinehundXX, on 05/23/2008, -10/+1she will be very pissed when she sees the scratches.
  • dorkino, on 05/23/2008, -19/+76So fake. Funny though.
    • stayhumble, on 05/23/2008, -8/+6funny, yet fake - in otherwords, not really funny. this is why Digg should have a 'poser' category.
    • esubi81, on 05/23/2008, -2/+2fake?? i would do that if there wasn't a lot of people in the lot and i had a pen, paper and sandy towel.
    • twistymcgee, on 05/23/2008, -2/+4You didn't really prove to me why it is fake. Is it because you said so? Seriously, I'm just trying to get a feel for the rules here.
      • LesPaul75, on 05/23/2008, -0/+3Come on, this is an easy one. The guy who parked the car that way (the receiver of the note) wouldn't have taken the picture, because what idiot would take a picture of his own double-park job? It would be like he was saying "Hey, look at what an ***** parker I am, here's proof!"

        So we're supposed to believe that the person writing the note took the picture. But if that's the case, then why didn't he just take a picture of the note actually on the windshield? And why didn't he bother to get a shot of the dent and scratches that he supposedly left? Wouldn't that be the only real payoff in this situation?
        • hilo4321, on 05/27/2008, -2/+1the giver took the pictures before he left, and it's supposed to be a simple pic, not a series of five, it's a light joke, they decided note and parking job, that's it

          and who knows about the note... why does it matter if it's on the windshield, maybe it was easier to take the picture?

          i think you need to take a deep breath, and chill out

    • vurdillac, on 05/23/2008, -3/+5It's a fake because common sense would indicate the owner of the parked car didn't post this- he or she would come off like an ***** for taking two spaces. So the person who wrote the note did it, took a picture of it, then took a picture of the car, and THEN posted it? Maybe, but unlikely. So, ya know, fake.
      • MBHockey, on 05/23/2008, -2/+3I can't believe I had to scroll down this far to find someone with a brain. Amazing.

        Of course the idiot who parked in two spots wouldn't post this on Flickr. Come on guys...Jeez.
    • TheSlinky, on 05/24/2008, -3/+0Wow you must be very smart to have realised it was fake. Do you feel better about yourself now?
  • VinnieDaMac, on 05/23/2008, -10/+4That's cute, someone let their little kid write an apology note.
  • VinceNoir, on 05/23/2008, -35/+5*****. While it's a nice idea, there's only a few ways the note would show up on the internet:

    1. The ***** who used two spaces is actually stupid and arrogant enough to want to post such a note online and still thinks he did nothing wrong.
    2. The person who wrote it pussed out at the last minute and decided it would be so k-rad cool to post it online and make people think he put it on someone's car
    3. The ***** who got the note, tore it off his car, then impotently pounded the ground in anger for his now defaced car and threw it on the ground. Someone else then came along and picked it up. in which case it might be real, but that's a stretch
    4. The person who pussed out left it on the parking lot floor in the hopes that someone else would find it and make up the rest of the story in their minds regardless of what happened

    It's fake. Mildly entertaining but fake. Get over yourselves.
    • themarq, on 05/23/2008, -3/+255. It's just supposed to be a joke and you're a humorless douche.
      • VinceNoir, on 05/23/2008, -9/+2Oh noes! Someone called me one of the most overused insults on teh intarweb! I'm devastated! And... it wasn't funny you *****. It was stupid.
    • jackattack51, on 05/23/2008, -1/+12Or the person who DID put it on the car took a picture before he did!

      - Sorry!!!
    • TehdBerg, on 05/23/2008, -2/+8Or the person writing the note could have taken the picture before placing the note on the car. Oh Detective Noir, get over yourself.
    • juzcallmeg0d, on 05/23/2008, -2/+2although i agree its fake...

      couldnt the guy have just written the note, taken a picture of it, and then put it on the *****'s car?
    • Raptor007, on 05/23/2008, -1/+66. He took a picture of the bad parking job, then a picture of his note before he placed it on the car.
      7. He took a picture of his note before placing it on the car, then a picture of the bad parking job (the note is probably under the wiper).
    • CaptainEO, on 05/23/2008, -1/+11Check out the actual Flickr page:
      http://www.flickr.com/photos/lanbui/120102102/
      It has the author's story behind the note. He didn't actually do what the note said, but he wrote it and posted it on the car's windshield to teach the double parker a lesson.
    • fas2, on 05/23/2008, -3/+0You forgot the most straight forward solution (the only one that makes sense actually): Someone just accidentally saw the note on the car and took a picture.

      Not saying that it is not fake, though.
    • TehdBerg, on 05/23/2008, -0/+2Why hasn't anyone pointed out that he could have taken the picture BEFORE he placed the note on the car!?
    • MAGZine, on 05/23/2008, -1/+2No.

      Get over YOUR self.
  • thescimitar, on 05/23/2008, -8/+107Why not just deflate the tires? It's both less damaging and wastes more of the owner's time. I think the ideal "mob" punishment for jerks that park like this is to waste an hour or so of their time while they wait for a tow-truck.
    • drakenlot, on 05/23/2008, -2/+21Or siphon his gas.

      With today's prices, I'd fill my car up with his gas over any other punishment.
      • Snokage, on 05/23/2008, -1/+12yeah....because sucking gas out of another tank is fun. letting the air out is easy, and fun, because the air coming out not only smells good, but can give you a slight buzz.
      • BaronVonZ, on 05/23/2008, -0/+1You cant siphon the gas out of a new BMW - there is a protective screen to prevent such things from occurring.
        • 33PercentGod, on 05/23/2008, -0/+5That's why you go under the car and stab the gas tank,duh.

          Actually,assholes do that up where I live,so.
        • unusualbob, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1so what if the owner wants to siphon the tank for maintenance that requires u to remove the tank?
      • antonio97b, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1Like that is subtle. I'll just pack around a garden hose, or crawl under a car with a knife and a flashlight in a parking garage. You know... where they had to build it becuase it's so busy...
    • shroom, on 05/23/2008, -1/+11Deflating a cars tires can cause damage to the rims.
    • YonicSouth, on 05/24/2008, -1/+5No, the real dick move is to cut off their valve stems. You see, they aren't covered under the warranty, and they still deflate the tires. However, someone now has to tow their car, unmount the tires, replace the valve stems, remount, and balance them. It's a slow burn. All that stuff is free, but ONLY on the tire.
    • TheHayze, on 05/24/2008, -2/+3You probably wouldn't really be able to slash the tires on a new BMW, or any German import due to run-flat tires. They will still be able to drive away.
    • Fixthemedia, on 05/24/2008, -2/+1I would rather not do damage to a car that changes the way it operates. What if they get in an accident and you get blamed for killing them? (assuming you took a picture and put it on the net)
  • Nesscz, on 05/23/2008, -11/+4people should learn that even if a picture is new there is a 99.99% chance that its been floating around the interwebs for about 5 years already /run digg search
    • juniorb, on 05/23/2008, -0/+13People should learn that even though you've been a member of digg for awhile now, some of us are new and haven't seen everything worth seeing on Internet.

      My neighbor put the same type of flowers in her window box this spring, but I just walk on by. I don't stop and yell, "Dupe! Old flowers are old!"
    • jaimeshm, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1well at least this guy was being nice about it
  • lordewoks, on 05/23/2008, -6/+209"Oh, and P.S., the slashed tires are for getting my beach towel dirty"
  • sesstreets, on 05/23/2008, -9/+3I lol'd
  • BladeOfAnduril, on 05/23/2008, -3/+245http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/
    • smoger, on 05/23/2008, -1/+11some of those examples are VERY flawed. in "2 spots, 1 car", this situation can occur when someone in front or behind leaves, and the next person comes along. Your car was positioned correctly at first, but now you look like an ***** because of the positioning of the new car. This happens very easily if you park a car in the same spot for several days.

      In "too far from the driveway", either car could be the *****.. there's no telling which(unless you personally witness the order in which they park)
      • thedingman, on 05/23/2008, -1/+2The painted lines are a dead giveaway as far as who ***** up the parking job. I don't think these rules apply in lots without lines, just as I won't think someone an ass hole when there is snow covering the lines.
        • sancho, on 05/23/2008, -2/+3"The painted lines are a dead giveaway as far as who ***** up the parking job."

          No, it's really not.

          Suppose you take up two spots. People on either side of you take up two spots by parking close to you. Then you leave, and then the person to the left of you leaves. The person who was to your right looks like the *****, even though they only parked in two spaces because you did.
      • exomni, on 05/23/2008, -0/+2Also in "A Tad Too Close", the car close to the other car's back had no space behind it, it needed to get that close to not be out in the driveway.
        • shawn1122, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1So technically the other guy is an ***** according to "too far from a driveway" This youparklikeanasshole thing can be really stupid in some cases.
    • xtremesniper, on 05/23/2008, -0/+26I know that up here in Canada, when there's a snow storm in the morning and people park at a commuter parking lot and then the snow melts by afternoon... You end up with about 3000 cars, not one of them parked correctly in a single parking spot. Makes them look stupid as hell, but it wasn't their fault at the time of parking.
      • Snokage, on 05/23/2008, -1/+9you can tell when someone makes and effort to be courteous to other drives, and you can tell when they are just being assholes.
      • crimson117, on 05/24/2008, -3/+8Buried as inaccurate. Snow doesn't melt in Canada.
    • PS3Camaro, on 05/23/2008, -0/+2After browsing through the gallery, I have come to the conclusion that a lot of people just can't park, ha ha
    • wTheOnew, on 05/23/2008, -0/+1I never leave home without a few 'citations' in anticipation of seeing at least a few asshats.
    • aquireworth, on 05/23/2008, -0/+1I'm downloading the notice right now! I might have to put it on my own car though...
    • MrSlumberjack, on 05/23/2008, -0/+9http://iparklikeanidiot.com/
    • rogueyak, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1Bellingham washington has some of the worst parkers ever. The whole gallery from that website looks like any given apartment complex here.:(((
  • Enron, on 05/23/2008, -3/+51I would just spam the car with Hillary Clinton stickers instead.
    • xeren, on 05/23/2008, -0/+5or better yet a sticker that just says "Rumsfeld!!!"
    • darkciti2, on 05/24/2008, -0/+3or better still: a W '04 sticker

    • Soave, on 05/24/2008, -1/+1You carry around Hillary Clinton stickers? :|
    • hellobyebye, on 05/25/2008, -0/+2HAHAHA that would piss anyone off!
  • Cassanova, on 05/23/2008, -6/+89That would only be justified if the person purposely parked across two spots. I've had to park across two spots because an SUV at the end of the lot parked across two spots and all the cars down the line parked closer and closer to the line until it got to where I had to park and had no choice but to park over the line. Then of course when I get back to my car all the other cars are gone making me look like a jerk :'(
    • PatrickTulskie, on 06/04/2008, -0/+15I know exactly what you are talking about.
    • FecalHurler, on 05/23/2008, -4/+12Moral? Blow up SUVs. It'll save gas as well as parking spaces.
    • FortyCaliber, on 05/23/2008, -7/+2except blowing up a car full of gas is more damaging than simply not driving them and it in no way SAVES gas... if anything, it completely burns all of the SUV's gas.
      • HyperHacker, on 05/24/2008, -0/+5That's why you siphon the gas first.
      • LMaxey, on 05/24/2008, -0/+4Exactly! Because that one tank is the only gas that will ever go into the SUV! Brilliant!
        • Jephos, on 05/24/2008, -1/+0Well, besides the gas that had already been used, that one tank you just took out really is the only gas that will ever go into the SUV after you blow the SUV up.
    • gtchen66, on 05/23/2008, -10/+3Sorry, that doesn't make sense. The further away you are from a bad parker, the less effect the bad parker has on you. The cars right next to the double-parker would either also have to double park, or would be parked normally, in which case anyone further down the line has normal parking.
    • bj00rn, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1Yup, happens to me now and then.
  • edrainkona, on 05/23/2008, -7/+0That's my BMW.
  • soulpunisher, on 05/23/2008, -12/+7I am digging this just because it looks like my crappy hand writing :)
  • SnuKs, on 05/23/2008, -0/+30Man.. is this the Irvine Spectrum? This happens all the time!
    • speedk0re, on 05/23/2008, -0/+5hahaha i knew it was there or south coast plaza
    • demonstealer, on 05/23/2008, -0/+2I thought so too.. Never get parking in the lot there on weekends
    • ohmyscience, on 05/23/2008, -1/+3The Irvine Company hates you.
    • PoSSeSSeDCoW, on 05/23/2008, -0/+5I thought it was the Spectrum.
    • kmusser, on 05/23/2008, -1/+1first time this was posted we discussed that it was in fact the irvine spectrum
    • jnosanov, on 05/24/2008, -2/+1Dugg for Irvine! When I started at UCI in 2000 (class of '04) no one outside of SoCal had ever heard of Irvine or UCI. Now we're talking about it on Digg! How far we have come!

      I now live in Queens, NY, where the parking situation makes the Irvine Spectrum look wonderful. Stop complaining, Anteaters...
    • carbon28, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1This for sure HAS to be the Irvine Spectrum. It looks exactly like it. DUGG.
    • FBDYLVR, on 05/24/2008, -0/+2Had to be some jerk w/ a BMW at the Spectrum
    • Devan612, on 05/28/2008, -0/+1And just think, the Rectum is only in phase 4 of like, 7 phases. I think it has its own zip code by now.

      BTW, I was just scanning the comments for someone to mention the spectrum.
      Thanks for not letting me search long!!
  • bokep, on 05/23/2008, -13/+4Sorry but that was neither funny or clever.
  • Visual77, on 05/23/2008, -11/+11As a southern Nevada driver, I can honestly say I'm completely not surprised that the jackass car has California plates...
    • PhattyPhattMatt, on 05/23/2008, -3/+7nobody cares about southern nevada...
      • Visual77, on 05/23/2008, -2/+4Except the Californians that keep coming here and I constantly see on the street driving 5 under the limit and changing lanes without checking their blind spot.

        There's enough of them down here to annoy me.
  • TimeLincoln, on 05/23/2008, -7/+53Assholes who drive SUVs and think they can park in two spaces having it coming to them
    • hokie47, on 05/23/2008, -1/+31I think people who drive SUVs for no real reason (like 99% of all SUV drivers) have it coming to them already.
      • TimeLincoln, on 05/23/2008, -4/+4Yeah, SUVs are for those ***** soccer moms that are all stuck up and assholes
        • pikpikcarrotmon, on 05/23/2008, -2/+14Soccer moms don't drive SUVs, you twit, they drive minivans. You know, so they can take the kids to soccer.
        • diggrnumber1, on 05/24/2008, -0/+3i've seen a ton of soccer moms driving SUV's. small SUV's are becoming the new minivan.
        • macbookhair, on 05/24/2008, -0/+4true pimp soccer moms drive escalades
  • Red4lpha, on 05/23/2008, -2/+21I recognize that area, it's the Irvine Spectrum, in Irvine, Ca.
    Yeah, it's true people around here drive like douches.
    • cdrz, on 05/23/2008, -0/+2I go there once a year on business and park my Malibu rental nice and close to assholes like this.
    • Aggrocragg, on 05/23/2008, -0/+1It's true. I've had my worst experiences in trying to park at the Spectrum. It's a lot of snooty rich kids in their parents' cars who couldn't give a ***** about anyone else.

      I was waiting for a corner spot on a particularly busy night when a bimbo blonde proceeed to pull nearly straight behind the person trying to pull out, forcing that person to take a while to maneuver around her. We honked at her to move, but she was obviously too busy with whoever she was talking with on her cell to move. The person in the spot next to that spot started pulling out at that same time, but some ***** conveniently "didn't see us there" waiting for 5 minutes.

      I need to start carrying something unpleasant in my car to wipe on these people's cars. Any suggestions?
    • TitanX13, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1yea, i live in lake forest, not to far from there. i hate parking there, i avoided it as much as possible
  • Amadeus2490, on 05/23/2008, -13/+4It's tooo late to apologize / it's too laaaaaaaaaateee. . .

    (I hate that song so much. . .)
    • JBish828, on 05/23/2008, -1/+4So do we. And now I'll be singing it for the rest of the day.
    • canUdi9it, on 05/23/2008, -1/+1Your opinion is incorrect. That song rocks.
    • stayhumble, on 05/23/2008, -1/+2uh... don't know that one

      (and I'm glad)
    • Vector713, on 05/23/2008, -1/+2Then why would you leave a comment with its lyrics?
      • Amadeus2490, on 05/23/2008, -0/+1Because it popped into my head. What, you've never had a song stuck in your head that you dislike?
    • mikeyellenlee, on 05/23/2008, -0/+4Yeah, so does everyone else.
  • coopertrooper79, on 05/23/2008, -1/+20I like the one that goes -

    'im writing this note cos some nosey b*****rd is watching to make sure I dont drive off. Unlucky!'

    • bxblox, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1Some jerk wrote a BS note and put in on my car after smashing a basketball sized dent in my quarter panel. Fortunately the neighbor took down their plate number anyway.
    • diskit, on 05/24/2008, -0/+2That's a really assholish thing to do.
  • cli006, on 05/23/2008, -12/+5I bet you $100 the owner of the BMW is a stupid, hot, white chick that doesn't know how to drive.

    How do I know? I live in a college student apartment complex and I have to deal with this ***** all the time. These girls get wasted at the bar, decide to drive home, and then park across THREE ***** parking spaces.

    But hey, they're hot!
  • source1984, on 05/23/2008, -15/+3You know its fake because the lighting on the letter's pic and parking lot lighting are TOTALLY DIFFERENT. I mean, I know he didn't really hit the car, but even his work of "fiction" is FAKE. So basically, he's double-fake. Seriously. He never had the guts to leave the letter on the car. He took a cell phone picture of the SUV and then he wrote the letter at home and thought it would be "chuck full of LOLZ!" if he showed up his buddies on the internet. FAKE, FAKE FAKE!
    • aklu, on 05/23/2008, -1/+5what SUV? I only see a car.

      Your comment is FAKE!
    • jonG121, on 05/24/2008, -0/+1What the ***** is it with assholes like you who think their opinions matter so much? They don't. So try and wipe your tears just long enough to read this comment---If you don't like this *****---push the red thumbs down buttom. I know you know what a thumbs down looks like--because that's all you've ever been deserving of in your entire life, you prick.
  • sarangnorway, on 05/23/2008, -9/+4Checkout for security cams before any of u want to do this.
  • jackattack51, on 05/23/2008, -13/+118Don't you retards get that if a dupe makes it to the front page, enough people didn't see it the last time to get it there! This is a socially driven site that works off of enough people thinking something has some amount of value, either funny, informative, or interesting, and is new to them. Dupes make it to the front page for a reason so stop complaining!

    - Sorry!!!
    • source1984, on 05/23/2008, -17/+3Dugg down because although I agree with you point you said "Sorry!!!" at the end, thus eliminating the value of your whole argument. lesson learned: don't be too apologetic in cases where you know you're right.
    • GreenAlien, on 05/23/2008, -4/+5Funny because I dugg him down because he got overexcited and blurted out "retards".
    • tnoy, on 05/23/2008, -1/+5I only digg things up that were once popular in hopes that they'll make it to the front page again.
    • urgan, on 05/24/2008, -2/+3Really ? Teach us more, please.
  • Raptor007, on 05/23/2008, -17/+5Older than the internet itself!! But oh well, I'll digg it for those who hadn't seen it yet.
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