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- alappat1, on 01/10/2009, -4/+354... does anyone here think that those features mentioned may just the the tip of a very large classified iceberg?
- bitt3n, on 01/11/2009, -10/+290WTF this car isn't safe at all! there is a big hole in the side where anybody can see the president and shoot him!
- jester55, on 01/10/2009, -4/+283If I were president, I would prefer to ride in an actual tank.
- AmyVernon, on 01/10/2009, -2/+211Obama looks really relaxed in that thing
- Trollbane, on 01/11/2009, -1/+200haha...he's supposed to have to obey the Constitution too.
- oboy, on 01/10/2009, -7/+204OK, so it would be tough to destroy, but don't expect to get away. 0-60 in 15 seconds. 61 mph - nope, can't got that fast.
That aside, having bottles of his blood onboard with pump action shotguns is pretty cool. - numberneal, on 01/11/2009, -17/+212but will it blend?
- Fabbyfubz, on 01/11/2009, -1/+190Looking for a Chauffeur.
Requirements: Must be badass - trivialmaggot, on 01/11/2009, -0/+183Unbeknownst to the public, the included fold-away desktop plays Crysis at 120 fps.
- ousthouse, on 01/11/2009, -1/+172Having that huge hole in the side of the car can't be a good idea.
- artfiend77, on 01/11/2009, -1/+170"Bottles of the Presidents blood in case of emergency tranfusion"?! Wow.
- otakugeek, on 01/11/2009, -0/+164Attendant: That's going to be 75 cents, sir.
<Driver holds out an empty hand.>
Attendant: Sir, there's nothing there.
Obama, from the back seat: It's CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN, BYAAAAAAH!
<car speeds away> - SAEJO, on 01/10/2009, -10/+169So he can't cruise down main street with his windows down and stereo bumpin'? Lame.
- ry4nsm1th, on 01/11/2009, -12/+166YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TANKS SO WE MADE YO CAR A TANK.
- one504, on 01/11/2009, -1/+149I'm betting there are a few "accessories" on Caddy One that are not shown in the diagram :)
- Exilon, on 01/11/2009, -0/+139Cadillac One is a Transformer.
- h0lyHandGrenade, on 01/11/2009, -1/+96Where are the rockets that shoot out of the headlights? Where is the rocket propulsion or the oil slick dispenser? Is there a red button on the shifter, and if so, what does it do... and where the hell is Q?
- Errdoth, on 01/11/2009, -2/+83"Bottles of the president's blood kept on board in case he needs an emergency transfusion"
Holy *****. - themusicalduck, on 01/11/2009, -2/+81"0-60mph: 15secs"
"TYRES: .. enabling the car to escape at speed even if tyres are blasted away"
Hmm.. - rgon, on 01/11/2009, -2/+81Wow, Batman would be proud.
- Spamcan, on 01/11/2009, -1/+79It lacks a surface to air missile system leaving it wide open to aircraft and giant monster attacks.
- tmyprod, on 01/11/2009, -3/+77More importantly, will it run Crysis?
- ohiomama, on 01/11/2009, -2/+68haha...the Constitution is "just a piece of paper"
- iKnowKungFoo, on 01/11/2009, -0/+64Hopefully they've tested against a banana in the tail pipe.
- packerbacker89, on 01/11/2009, -0/+58He always looks fairly relaxed...
- NyteStarNyne, on 01/11/2009, -0/+56And one of the wheels only has half a tire!
- Dazer, on 01/11/2009, -0/+56I very much doubt that anyone would be able to chase that limo.. Massive escort always with the limo might have a purpose. :)
- joker927, on 01/11/2009, -7/+62We now have "the technical readouts of that battle station. I only hope that
when the data is analyzed, a weakness can be found." - grantmoore3d, on 01/11/2009, -0/+53It must feel weird to have to donate your own blood for yourself.
- ihatediggcom, on 01/11/2009, -3/+54car that thinks its a tank, or car that is a tank?
- inactive, on 01/11/2009, -1/+52And not YOU Jason Statham.
- Chairboy, on 01/11/2009, -2/+48> That aside, having bottles of his blood onboard with pump action shotguns is pretty cool.
For what, fighting Zombie Vampires? - JanK1, on 01/11/2009, -3/+46It needs more cow bell.
- sarcasticmango, on 01/11/2009, -1/+44but how many cupholders??
- fuzzybeard, on 01/11/2009, -0/+43@ SAEJO: That's what got Kennedy.
- inactive, on 01/11/2009, -1/+43Let's put a few extra tons of armor plate on your car and see how it runs.
- equivokal, on 01/11/2009, -1/+42OK cool but that image of Obama in there, just a little bit creepy.
- Iglio, on 01/11/2009, -0/+40Chauffer: Hey Mr. President you got change for a fiver?
- edebolt, on 01/11/2009, -10/+49no mention of the grape soda dispenser or spinner wheels. I don't think this is the real vehicle specs.
- rafe101, on 01/11/2009, -1/+40"Deportation device"—how does that work? It automatically drives foreigners to the borders?
- hiPpymIck, on 01/11/2009, -0/+37its probly got a secret rocket booster
0 - 200 in 3 sec - MindTrigger, on 01/11/2009, -0/+37That's so true. If Obama ever gets on TV to address the nation and he looks nervous, that would be a good time to ***** yourself.
- inactive, on 01/11/2009, -0/+37I'm thinking they'd just use an EZ Pass
- choopie911, on 01/11/2009, -1/+37Its true, their one day experiments beat out all the CIA and FBI research.
- TVarmy, on 01/11/2009, -0/+35Actually, it has a built in Coca Cola factory.
- Paulish, on 01/11/2009, -2/+37People might not like the image of a tank rolling through the government centers of the USA. They might start to think that the government was doing things like using force to take away citizens rights, or that the president was a military dictator or something like that.
Of course, none of that is true. They just don't want to give a false impression. - EnterReality, on 01/10/2009, -5/+38I gotta get me one of those.
- Coven, on 01/11/2009, -1/+34Wouldn't you be?
- TVarmy, on 01/11/2009, -0/+31Like any heavily armored vehicle would have a weak point in an exhaust port...
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