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- gvoakes, on 06/02/2009, -0/+47I'd have to say Tony Danza
- nahsrocketeer75, on 06/02/2009, -0/+32That would be me unless my wife's reading this.
- amabaie, on 06/02/2009, -3/+25Everybody knows it's the kids.
- wannaBdug, on 06/02/2009, -6/+25Moms just make it look like dad's the boss.
- onederboy, on 06/02/2009, -1/+18"Okay sir, what makes you think you're the head of your household?"
"I dunno, my wife told me to write that." - damnshoes, on 06/02/2009, -0/+12.....LIKE A BOSS!
- Krakerjax, on 06/02/2009, -2/+14"From November 6 to December 3, a 1-question online poll was placed on high-traffic websites in 13 countries ... A total of 150 respondents in each country participated in the poll."
I hope that someone else got irked like I did by seeing that :( - Barackalypse, on 06/02/2009, -1/+12Make no mistake, Dad is in charge, but unless his pimp hand is very strong or he's an utter sadist, he realized a long time ago it was way less hassle to just delegate the task to Mom and do whatever she wants, because when Mom isn't happy, nobody is happy.
- Barackalypse, on 06/02/2009, -1/+11Jack changed his attitude and 5 years later he only got into Jill's pants on his birthday or if she wanted something very expensive.
- GMH24, on 06/02/2009, -0/+10Yeah.. my wife asked for a set of power tools for her birthday, and spends all day either in the garage fixing stuff, or cleaning/organizing the house while watching the kids. She plans and organizes everything far in advance, and suffers from the opposite of procrastination disorder. She just works too damn hard to compete with, so she can have the title.
- rwbrinso, on 06/02/2009, -0/+10Alyssa Milano?
- govsucks, on 06/02/2009, -2/+11Well I wanted to be the boss, then I married a Latina. Now, I simply do what I'm told in the myriad of words streaming from her mouth in two languages.
- tradderjohn, on 06/02/2009, -2/+10Who Wears the Pants?
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.
"Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, "Here, try these on."
So, she did and said: "These are too big, I can't wear them.'"
So I replied: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and always will." Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
Jack thought that might be a good thing to try. So on his honeymoon he took off his pants and said to Jill: "Here try these on."
She did and said: "These are too large, they don't fit me."
So Jack said: "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Jill removed her pants, handed them to Jack and said: "Here, you try on mine."
He tried and said: "I can't get into your pants."
So she said: "Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will." - geodebug, on 06/02/2009, -0/+7She sounds kind of awesome.
- harrisbradley, on 06/02/2009, -0/+6shut your mouth and go to your room
- jeexbit, on 06/02/2009, -2/+8if by "the kids" you mean "the cats", then yeah, i agree.
- burningbush, on 06/02/2009, -2/+8Surprise! Men in the "first world" are a bunch of pussy whipped pansies. Why?! Makes me cry.
- geodebug, on 06/02/2009, -0/+6He may be the boss but Charles is in charge.
- santogold, on 06/02/2009, -0/+5Fifteen years and three children later, Jill got so fat that Jack could fit into her pants.
The problem was Jack didn't want to get in her pants any more. - govsucks, on 06/03/2009, -0/+5Man, I look at my wife every day and think, I have no idea how my big dumb brute ass got this hot ass girl.
You need to flip on Univision sometime and watch "Nuestra Belleza Latina". its an frakin explosion of fine latinas all over the place. - Jaq524, on 06/02/2009, -0/+5Tell that to the families on "My Super Sweet 16". Ugh. I'd say the kids are the boss there.
- GMH24, on 06/02/2009, -0/+5Latinas are hot.
- mimigins, on 06/02/2009, -0/+5I checked Canada and the US... and among women Mom was first, among guys Dad was first. Gee I wonder why.
(I agree that moms rule from the background - generally) - zephc, on 06/02/2009, -0/+4Angulur !
- Wargala, on 06/02/2009, -2/+6"Well I wanted to be the boss, then I married a Latina."
See, there was your first mistake.....You got married.
Second mistake: You married at Latina woman. :) - troyallen069, on 06/03/2009, -0/+4My cats are the boss
- harrisbradley, on 06/02/2009, -0/+4the Xbox 360
- govsucks, on 06/03/2009, -0/+3This girl keeps me outa trouble, its worth it.
And I love her, so ***** it, she can boss me around. - beachtrader, on 06/02/2009, -1/+4Yeah, that's a fair representation and scientifically significant...
/end sarcasm - Wargala, on 06/02/2009, -4/+6It's poor parenting if it's the kids.
Nothing wrong with giving the little brats a little swat on the ass to let them know who's in charge when they get out of line. - SpiderTeets, on 06/02/2009, -2/+4No wonder the world is falling to pieces. LOOK AT THOSE STATISTICS.
We'll be going the way if the Iroquois soon - they let women lead and look where they are. - TheSeeker11, on 06/03/2009, -0/+2Hold me closer Tony Danza, count the headlights on the highway...
- yacks, on 06/03/2009, -0/+2...donors.... unless you are saying they are swallowing sperm..
- mimigins, on 06/02/2009, -1/+3Kids shouldn't be the boss.
- morepowerr, on 06/02/2009, -0/+2there are some in the US how baby there kids. But most of them are raised by the school system here. And the system makes it very clear you have no right until you can get out of the system.
Even big government that runs every thing now has said it is OK to violate the the student in the name of protecting us from terrorist. See US school 0 tolerance policy. - slyzxx, on 06/02/2009, -0/+2My wife unfortunately, i can`t even go through a mid-life crisis without being nagged on
- phishneslo, on 06/02/2009, -0/+2i dont get it... was the survey asking people who thinks "dad" is in charge, and asking the mom, dad, kids, and grandparents? or was it asking males and females who is in charge of the household, allowing responses of "mom," "dad," "kids," and "grandparents"? i think it was the later... because how could you have a female "dad" or a male "mom," at least in most of the world...?
- bugwayji, on 06/03/2009, -0/+2My wife told me I am.
- exformation, on 06/03/2009, -0/+2FIFTH OF VODKA
- Barackalypse, on 06/02/2009, -0/+2"Oneidas have free dental, medical and optical insurance, and they receive $800 every October. "
Their ancestors got screwed hard but the ones now have a sovereign nation and casinos to provide generous benefits to their tribe. The Oneida were one of the tribe sin the Iroquois Confederacy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oneida_Tribe - bytor4232fb, on 06/03/2009, -1/+2Marriage should be a partnership, not one ruling over the other. Men should do just as much housework as the woman, and the woman should contribute to the financial stability of the household. It should be both the man AND the woman in charge. Its been that way here for a dozen years.
That being said, children should NEVER be in charge. They have neither the experience or ambition to run a household. - sharedknowledge, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1way to go gmh24 and barakalypse. like your style.
- morepowerr, on 06/02/2009, -0/+1Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house,
no food was a stirring, not even a mouse.
Stockings were hung 'round dad's neck like a tie,
along with a note that said "presents or die".
Children were plotting all night in their beds,
while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head.
But daddy had money this year in the bank,
then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank.
...and all of a sudden Santa appeared,
a sneer on his face, booze in his beard.
Santa I said as he laughed merrily,
you do so much for others do something for me.
Bundy he said, you only sell shoes,
your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze.
Ho Ho Santa said, should I mention your wife,
her hairs like an a-bomb, her nails like a knife.
As he climbs up the chimney, that fat piece of dung,
he mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue.
And I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee:
you're married with children, you'll never be free. - bytor4232fb, on 06/03/2009, -0/+1And you get this from years worth of marital experience?
- diggdiggerid, on 06/02/2009, -1/+211/16 is rather misleading when you look at the actual percentages.
Also, the results of the "do you want to live forever" question would be interesting plotted against % religiously affiliated, although it seems there's a disconnect in the United States. - MargotCross, on 06/03/2009, -1/+2pretty sure my husband would say me.
- verynegative, on 06/03/2009, -0/+1lol
- inactive, on 06/04/2009, -0/+1It's curious to see that in China, India, Malaysia, Philippines and Singapore, both females and males agreed that Dad's the boss, for the rest of the countries, females went for Mom and males for Dad...
- MrErr, on 06/03/2009, -0/+1Strangely France seems to be the exception. Maybe they got something right!
- ViscidGobs, on 06/03/2009, -0/+1Luckily you'll never be one.
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