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- CoreyTamas, on 09/30/2009, -10/+1255Awkward.
- PlanBeast, on 09/30/2009, -12/+1047Buzz Kill
- Rhymenoceros, on 09/30/2009, -7/+996http://imgur.com/3rO4k.jpg
- Josexph, on 09/30/2009, -8/+781:)....:).....:|
- gankige, on 09/30/2009, -2/+468What a spectrum of desire.
- Premier, on 09/30/2009, -3/+446At least she still manages to keep a smile on her face
- mizati, on 09/30/2009, -2/+413I know! How dare that girl ruin the article with her unreasonable request!
- muteSirens, on 09/30/2009, -18/+390some people can be so greedy.
- jk_baller23, on 09/30/2009, -7/+361Only wants one yacht.....come on
- 8bitflu, on 09/30/2009, -3/+264::Backs Slowly Out of Room::
- filolif, on 09/30/2009, -8/+248Hooray for materialism.
- tomjm5000, on 09/30/2009, -11/+242At first I was like -_-
but then I was like T_T - timothiuz, on 09/30/2009, -16/+243She is cute
- therealkid, on 09/30/2009, -5/+229That reminds me of the story of that one fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really ON the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought, something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.
- iwalkintodoors, on 09/30/2009, -2/+185Oh man, that's totally Steve. That story was the best.
- shadowmanjack, on 09/30/2009, -1/+165One day, I took my son out in the car. "Where are we going dad?", he asked me. I said "Son, we're going to Disneyland!" Then I drove to an old abandoned burned-out warehouse. "Oh no, Disneyland burned down!" He cried and cried. I was going to take him to the real Disneyland, but it was getting late.
- FormerBabby, on 09/30/2009, -2/+166Someone bought a jar of winsauce at the supermarket.
- evanft, on 09/30/2009, -1/+164I'll send that girl 2 Phoenix Downs ASAP.
- dokeyfunk, on 09/30/2009, -0/+163i want millions and millions of yachts!
- dobry, on 09/30/2009, -7/+169Cool story, bro.
- reptarman, on 09/30/2009, -11/+162I'll turn her into a parent.
- inactive, on 09/30/2009, -3/+153tim, please explain
- Super6, on 09/30/2009, -1/+126Yes, once your parents die you're condemned to look sad 24/7 for the rest of your life, it's tragic, really
- MasterCPO117, on 09/30/2009, -0/+123Then I was like
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ಠ_ರೃ - DemiRonin, on 09/30/2009, -5/+127Your 20s: Good at making you care about superficial crap
- ballsjohnson, on 09/30/2009, -4/+124:|....:|.....:)
- RaulMuadDib, on 09/30/2009, -0/+110It's does for Batman
- chompapotamus, on 09/30/2009, -1/+107you are the living, malleable form of kicking someone in the dick
- jrobh, on 09/30/2009, -2/+99"...and if my parents came back, my second wish would be millions of dollars."
- ObeseSnake, on 09/30/2009, -10/+106Only in America...oh wait...
- drgmdp, on 09/30/2009, -0/+94then i was like ಠ_ಠ
- peteyb1313, on 09/30/2009, -2/+95+1... wait i just figured out there is a green thumb that can do this rather than having to leave a comment. this will save me so much time!
- forceuser, on 09/30/2009, -0/+92Batman is 70?
- surfergirlsc, on 09/30/2009, -1/+92Way to go Buzz Killington.
- adokimus, on 09/30/2009, -24/+106When I was in High School, the "your mom" jokes were all the rage. I was on the cross-country team, and we were in the locker room suiting up after class in the early Fall. One of my teammates, Jason, was saying some ***** or another to Steve. To which Steve promptly replies, "Oh yeah? Well I ***** your mom last night!"
It was well known that Jason's mom had died of cancer over the summer. Also, Jason's brother was on the team and in the locker room at the time. I counted about 2 seconds of complete silence before watching the flood of realization hit Steve. Funny as hell.
(I feel this is loosely related to the picture) - newerakb, on 09/30/2009, -1/+82Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones
neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh,
because what is that thing. - Daxx22, on 09/30/2009, -2/+78Look at the bright side, no akward "Meet the parents" dinner.
Unless she takes you to the graveyard. - murocan, on 09/30/2009, -5/+81It is thought-provoking to see the first two desires put into perspective by the last one. However it doesn't mean the first two people should be made to feel bad about their desires.
Another example of this kind of perspective is not finishing your food. You'll get moaned at to think about the poor people in Africa who don't have access to this much, or any food. But would overeating and forcing yourself to eat food you don't want, because you are full, put food on the plates of those poverty stricken people? - Madrick, on 09/30/2009, -0/+71"Hey, Batman, what are your parents getting you for Christma--"
"MY PARENTS ARE DEEAAAAAAAAAAAD" - shujin, on 09/30/2009, -1/+65I fold, this man wins the internet
- hfactor, on 09/30/2009, -2/+66Materialism != owning some stuff
- MrZaiko, on 09/30/2009, -21/+85+1
- miggyb, on 09/30/2009, -0/+63"I'd like a yacht full of parents"
- oxthemoron, on 09/30/2009, -0/+62That's because she has a yacht from the millions and millions of dollars she collected on her parent's life insurance.
- Hood15, on 09/30/2009, -1/+61And we will.
- asgardshill, on 09/30/2009, -3/+62My mother tried the "Think of the starving people in Africa" gambit with me once when I wouldn't eat. So I told her to box it up and address it, and I'd be happy to take it to the Post Office on my way to school the next day. Got slapped for that one but I made my point, and I never got the starving African guilt trip again from her.
- Darkyuubi, on 09/30/2009, -1/+59Perspective. Its a bitch sometimes.
- riggaman, on 09/30/2009, -0/+57It's a Final Fantasy reference...Phoenix Downs revive an unconscious party member with a small portion of their HP...and I'm a nerd..
- darkened, on 09/30/2009, -9/+66I'M ON A BOAT
- tamajared, on 09/30/2009, -1/+57And I am a material girl
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