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What Will Be Manly In Ten Years?

doubleviking.com — I went on a veritable historical crusade of masculinity, in order to chart the path of what will be considered manly in 2018. I looked into the past 100 years of unabashed, American manhood; every Clint Eastwood movie, every Super Bowl, every beer brewed in Milwaukee. As it turns out, what is considered ‘manly’ hasn’t changed very much at all

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  • inactive, on 06/19/2008, -4/+43HA!
    "Punching someone in the face for absolutely no reason whatsoever."
    AWESOME.
  • Cowgodx, on 06/19/2008, -3/+40I'm skipping the iron appendages and going straight for 2 chainsaw legs in the future
  • LegendaryHitman, on 06/19/2008, -4/+41Dugg for using a hammer to fix EVERYTHING, including a sink-pooping cat...
  • doctechnical, on 06/19/2008, -2/+31Captain Kirk. That man got more alien ass than a zero-gravity toilet seat.
  • iamronburgundy, on 06/19/2008, -4/+33Zombie President Lincoln, thats what this country needs right now!
  • dantidote, on 06/20/2008, -3/+25Real men know that you don't need to filter your urine.
  • squishee, on 06/19/2008, -2/+22Don't forget bears and beets.
  • Devotia, on 06/20/2008, -0/+18If there's a problem that needs solving, I prefer the duct tape/WD-40 school of thought.
  • sterntastic223, on 06/19/2008, -1/+17You really think social media will become manly ever?
  • stephensdh, on 06/19/2008, -4/+20Well as long as Chuck Norris is still standing, the standards will never change.

    Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
    (enjoy)
  • inactive, on 06/19/2008, -1/+16Greta Van Susteren
  • doctechnical, on 06/19/2008, -0/+15I'm already hammered.
  • fluidfoundation, on 06/19/2008, -1/+14Fact.
  • fluidfoundation, on 06/19/2008, -9/+22Gutflopping.
    Maddox.
    Battlestar Galactica.
  • crashkg, on 06/20/2008, -1/+13Obviously didn't see this link. http://www.whoknows.com.au/oneeasypiece.jpg Things change my friend things change....
  • haberflux, on 06/19/2008, -1/+13I now plan to grow a stainless steel old-timey mustache. Thanks for inspirato.
  • mearom, on 06/20/2008, -3/+14not having a vagina is my guess
  • Alucard66, on 06/20/2008, -0/+11yeah but to apply that duct tape what do you use? ...yeah a hammer
  • guyinjapan, on 06/20/2008, -2/+11I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure that a guy wearing a pink shirt and listening to Rihanna will never, ever be considered manly. Sorry to rain on your parade. And no, you can't stand under my umbrella. Ella. Ella. Eh. Eh. Eh.
  • neko, on 06/20/2008, -0/+10GIRLYYYYY http://girlyyy.com/go/569
  • smellytim, on 06/19/2008, -2/+12Indiana Jones will still be the baddest mofo even if they release 5 more crappy sequels in the next ten years
  • reddevild, on 06/20/2008, -2/+12FALCON PUNCH!
  • aComa, on 06/20/2008, -0/+8Hammer time.
  • sterntastic223, on 06/19/2008, -0/+8I'm already using a hammer for everything
  • KMartSheriff, on 06/20/2008, -0/+8A poisonous snake once bit Chuck Norris. It died a few hours later.
  • BestJaxx, on 06/20/2008, -0/+8Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
  • inactive, on 06/20/2008, -0/+8Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
  • inactive, on 06/20/2008, -0/+7Not necessarily.
  • Datasta, on 06/20/2008, -2/+9I may not be able to tell you what will be Manly in ten years, however, the one thing I can be sure about is that men wearing women's jeans will not be manly.
  • bixby1, on 06/19/2008, -2/+9explosions will always be a cornerstone in maledom. Dugg for recognition of this fact.
  • jayb1rd, on 06/20/2008, -0/+6It is funny how these concepts seem to go through time. I remember reading "Northanger Abbey" in high school and there was a part where the main character was describing how stupid it was when boys obsessed over their carriages, and how perhaps they were trying to compensate for something else. That was 1798.
  • sterntastic223, on 06/20/2008, -1/+6yeh, being stupid is manly... duh?
  • bullox, on 06/20/2008, -1/+6It's got electrolytes. And stuff.
  • MikeonTV, on 06/19/2008, -4/+9Still social media is not on the list. DAMMIT!`
  • pmctosh, on 06/19/2008, -1/+6Naw, likely not, but there's always hope for some lol.
  • shutaro, on 06/19/2008, -3/+7Three words: "Ow My Balls!"
  • FreeTalkLIve, on 06/20/2008, -0/+4Knowing how to survive.
  • Checkerd, on 06/20/2008, -0/+4Harrison Ford.
  • KMartSheriff, on 06/20/2008, -0/+4Same could be said about WD-40
  • sephiroth965, on 06/20/2008, -0/+3My cat actually sinks ships.
  • KMartSheriff, on 06/20/2008, -0/+3Real men don't urinate. If they do urinate, it's on a corpse or defeated enemy.
  • comptonstomp, on 06/20/2008, -6/+9buried for being the worst article i have read in quite some time
  • Realnemesis, on 06/20/2008, -1/+4I Will be manly in ten years...
  • xadamxwaltonx, on 06/20/2008, -0/+3SHOW ME YA MOVES!
  • BestJaxx, on 06/20/2008, -0/+3Buffalo Bill...
  • JazzClutchkick, on 06/20/2008, -0/+3Sad thing is being "manly" to most college ages women will still include hollister and AE outfitters and being a douche. Sadly...
  • inactive, on 06/20/2008, -2/+5Fact: If you make a list and you're not cracked.com, the list probably isn't going to be funny. This is no exception :/ I didn't even smile at this article, or laugh "on the inside".
  • guillebravo6, on 06/19/2008, -5/+8Hilarious posting, good job man!
  • ReyX, on 06/20/2008, -0/+2Manliness is demonstrated by having animated gifs of bouncing boobs as your avatar, apparently...
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