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- GregLoire, on 09/18/2009, -4/+737Ah, yes, the days of being 16 and having sex.
How I wish I had them. - NoticeDesign, on 09/17/2009, -10/+514HUH?
So the first time having sex and nearly dying of alcohol poisoning are about the same level of awesome? God, you must have had a really bad first experience. - Calder0n, on 09/18/2009, -7/+472<insert mandatory joke that Diggers have yet to experience sex, rendering this graph unrepresentative of this demographic>
- Egg333, on 09/18/2009, -2/+361Just going off names...you?
- avgbody, on 09/18/2009, -0/+305Here some more:
28 - finding out how unhealthy you really are
30 - freaked out you're 30 and reminisce about your lofty goals
32 - actually getting called "old" by children not even out of high school yet - Subduction, on 09/18/2009, -7/+305They put "First time having sex" and "First time telling your friends you had sex" in the wrong order.
- GrandZooby, on 09/18/2009, -0/+243I don't think he means start volunteering at the old-folks home...
- Ockniel, on 09/18/2009, -11/+254This depresses me. I'm 20 and still haven't ever had a girlfriend. I also don't drink, smoke, buy pornos and am not anywhere near graduating from college. :(
- Dulcinea80, on 09/18/2009, -4/+205I don't normally recommend this... but if you're 27 and still a virgin... it's time to hire a hooker.
- jmdwinter, on 09/18/2009, -12/+189I'm 27 and still haven't had sex..
- dtfinch, on 09/18/2009, -1/+173"learning that girls get easier as they get older"
Learn something new every day. brb - djonsson, on 09/18/2009, -4/+15827 and realizing that 20 year old girls that didn't want you when you were the same age actually wants you now because you have a job and an expensive apartment. So you lower yourself to their level of maturity, go out and drink twice every weekend just to get laid, but also to realize that your new drinking habits cost you $10.000 a year and that you would be better of going directly to a prostitute instead of having to deal with all the crap like having to discuss their photography studies and how they want to "live a little" and "travel the world". But you deal with it just because they let you hit it, and no, I don't mean that in a literal sense. They let you mount them while they lie there like a sand bag. Not exactly the sex you've seen in Rocco movies. You become disillusional and resort to a life of fapping. If you know what I mean...
- lantza, on 09/18/2009, -1/+155CLEARLY ITS A GNOME ROGUE WEARING BLOODFANG.
No wonder you can't get laid. - inactive, on 09/18/2009, -7/+144Every guy ever.
- inactive, on 09/18/2009, -0/+136actually just halo really
- metalgel, on 09/18/2009, -1/+133im 25 and im still at "realizing the real world is scary and your degree is useless"
- JulieChu, on 09/17/2009, -7/+136..who didn't?
- inactive, on 09/18/2009, -0/+1272 points to Egg333
- ChronicColonic, on 09/18/2009, -0/+118What's this 'first experience' you speak of?
- onederboy, on 09/18/2009, -2/+97I think it's a Star Trek reference of some kind.
(/s) - Dulcinea80, on 09/18/2009, -0/+87=( Do not want.
- WalkerTXclocker, on 09/18/2009, -3/+89"I'm 20 and still haven't ever had a girlfriend. I also don't drink, smoke, buy pornos and am not anywhere near graduating from college."
Damn, I'd be depressed too! - JulieChu, on 09/18/2009, -3/+89Oh, I must be speaking for every girl ever then. :/
- NoticeDesign, on 09/18/2009, -4/+88Meeting the right girl and starting a family is in your teens / early 20s? Then prepare for a wicked mid-life crisis on the Post Male Adolescence High and Low chart.
- inactive, on 09/18/2009, -5/+841) Get off Digg
2) Start talking to girls
3) ????
4) Profit - NoticeDesign, on 09/18/2009, -4/+81If you aren't having sex then I am not sure why you aren't drinking and smoking. Pick a vice.
- Oshi, on 09/18/2009, -1/+73Pffft, says the guy with the World of Warcraft gnome prot warrior icon!
Wait a minute.... :( - nightmyst999, on 09/18/2009, -1/+73"Buried as inaccurate, I never did any of that stuff before I was 18... I still haven't. I'm 20."
Or something along those lines. - inactive, on 09/18/2009, -0/+70I'm 26 and I definitely do NOT have ***** figured out.
- inactive, on 09/18/2009, -0/+67I'm 28 and still in college. 2 more years and I get the official frank the tank designation .
- snubboy, on 09/18/2009, -4/+69masturbation should be among the highest of awesomes.
- jetmax25, on 09/18/2009, -1/+62wait first time having sex is supposed to be before your 18th birthday. *****.
- BlitzkrIg, on 09/18/2009, -5/+60Just going off names... He probably wants eggs, not just points.
- onederboy, on 09/18/2009, -2/+54Yeah Julie, it probably is a complete disaster for girls.
Me personally? I was ridiculously excited about doing it, with my nerves running full throttle. The only thing on my mind was to make sure I got in and was doing it right. The result made me a stumbling, fumbling mess, and it ended up being a ridiculous ***** show that ended all too quick. At the time though, it was the greatest thing ever, and of course telling my friends about it (lying about how smooth I was) was probably better than the sex. Of course over time things improved and I realized it's much more enjoyable when you shift the focus to trying to please the girl you're with.
So on behalf of all men, or at least the ones who had similar experiences, I'd like to apologize for first-time coitus . - MrFisty, on 09/18/2009, -0/+49"Well, it's clear you've been falsely accused. Because no one, anywhere, ever, would pretend to be a 44-year-old virgin."
- Jooshbro, on 09/18/2009, -1/+49You mean like First Contact?
- wassim2k, on 09/18/2009, -2/+50My first time was at 21. I graduated college at 35. Follow your own schedule, screw what everyone else is doing and what they think you should be doing.
- Josexph, on 09/18/2009, -2/+49there should be, "wishing you did better at earlier ages for now"
- kestasjk, on 09/18/2009, -1/+46Yeah... joke...
- v3rtex7740, on 09/18/2009, -1/+44Idiots. Idiots pay for porn. And only idiots.
- GorfTron, on 09/18/2009, -7/+50http://www.fastseduction.com/youarenew/
http://www.fastseduction.com/guide/01_The_Basic_Ru ...
http://www.fastseduction.com/cgi-bin/search.cgi?ac ... - jacobjohnson, on 09/18/2009, -0/+42don't even joke about that, you'll frighten the children!
- tmyprod, on 09/18/2009, -0/+42*****, I still don't do that.
I'm sure I'm not the only one here "born" on Jan, 1, 1901. - Arsi, on 09/18/2009, -4/+45What is this, I definitely discovered alcohol makes girls horny before my 19th birthday
- hookedupphat, on 09/18/2009, -1/+42Believe it or not, there was a time, before the internet, that people had to buy porn.
...nah just kidding. - Feraldr00d, on 09/18/2009, -5/+45First of all, it's Elwynn Forest. Secondly, many have found life partners or relationships through WoW. Lastly, ***** you and your generalizations.
Also, you're more likely to find a night elf in Teldrassil. Humans are more prominent in Elwynn Forest. - Fred3426, on 09/18/2009, -1/+41Clearly, his vice is Digg.
- iDiggYa, on 09/18/2009, -0/+39:(
- Kennui, on 09/18/2009, -0/+38cemetary brb
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