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- mrMunchies, on 07/24/2008, -14/+22076% Believe they have a soul mate…84% Have a grooming regimen….94% Think that real men cry….83% Believe men should pay for dates…..
Sounds like the modern man in 2008 is in fact….a woman! - Browzer, on 07/24/2008, -0/+198What moron decided it was a good idea to make the bar graphs fade towards the top?
- skillfull, on 07/24/2008, -2/+956% of men are guided by trends to buy clothes ? 94% are guided by their girlfriend !
- pitchblack16, on 07/24/2008, -3/+8532% fantasize about girlfriend's friends, hell ya if theyre hot
- ironeus, on 08/01/2008, -18/+92since 69% of men never cheat, I'd estimate about 31% of men lie about it.
- xsecretfiles, on 07/24/2008, -8/+6399.9% of the statistics are made up!
- mchisari, on 07/24/2008, -1/+55
28% of men don't get STD tested because they don't want to know that they have anything? 43% have never been tested but "plan on it"?
Christ, people! If you're sexually active, GET TESTED REGULARLY, whether you have symptoms or not. Most STD's are cured with simple antibiotics, and if you have a serious one like HIV or Hepatitis, you're going to want to know as soon as possible so you can make sure it doesn't affect your life more than it has to.
And if you don't have an STD, you'll sleep better at night knowing. C'mon, man up, be responsible. - kds405, on 07/24/2008, -1/+542.5 men? Stop throwing more stats around. It's getting confusing.
- jtesta19, on 07/24/2008, -4/+51seems like we are devolving
- kingmanic, on 07/24/2008, -1/+48"Q: Approximately how many times a week do you masturbate?:: top answer 3"
"Q: Approximately how many times a week do you masturbate?:: #6 most popular answer - I don't masturbate"
Liars! - SurlyDuff, on 07/24/2008, -1/+45I love how 51% of men want a bigger dick, 49% like it the way it is, and exactly 0% want a smaller one.
- ironeus, on 08/01/2008, -1/+36well duh. 47% of the people know that!
- Nicksname1, on 07/24/2008, -4/+38and 58% of most statistics are made up
- inactive, on 07/24/2008, -3/+36back to a rib?
- rearlgrant, on 07/24/2008, -3/+33No.4 76% - Believe that they have a soul mate
No.3 84% - Have a grooming regimen that goes beyond the basics
No.2 79% - Don't consider salary the best measure of professional success
No.1 69% - Would never cheat
And yet, every guy goes through their lives seeing exactly the opposite in the behavior of other men around them. There is a reason "Two and a Half Men" is one of the highest rated comedies on television. - inactive, on 07/24/2008, -0/+29Their doctor is prettier than yours.
- razorsedge555, on 07/24/2008, -2/+29my interest in the survey was somewhat abated by the two metrosexual pretty boys pictured at the top of the page.
- Merendino, on 07/24/2008, -0/+26Fade at the bottom sure... FUNCTION BEFORE FORM PEOPLE!!!!! ***** lazy designers out there.... now if you excuse me I have more slacking off at work to do on digg.
p.s. I'm a motion graphics artist. irony abounds - f4nt0m4s, on 07/24/2008, -3/+29Nothing wrong with a little grooming, no one likes to have to hunt for the One-Eyed-Willy in the think brushes of Pubico.
- ancalagon73, on 07/24/2008, -1/+27You can't scratch down there. Pinch and roll baby, pinch and roll.
- WallnutBoy, on 07/24/2008, -2/+26Little grumpy today, huh?
- MaliciousKitty, on 07/24/2008, -0/+2417% have had 15 or more sexual partners but 44% don't want their partner to have anymore than 5.
Hey now, that's not fair. If you get to sleep around then so does she!
Edit: Hey, looks like girls feel the same way XD no more than 5 partners. Hmm. - inactive, on 07/24/2008, -3/+26On average, approximately how long do your sex sessions last? - 39% 15 to 30 minutes
LIES!!! - Aequus, on 07/24/2008, -1/+24You can only wonder about the 1% of men that enjoy it when their doctor examines their genitals.
- inactive, on 07/24/2008, -1/+21Just means their girlfriend's control them with their pussies!
- mchisari, on 07/24/2008, -0/+20"Todays "modern" man could never walk in his grandfathers shoe."
My grandfather had polio, you insensitive clod! - Flambo, on 07/24/2008, -2/+21Awesome! Thanks to AskMen.com's survey, compiled from a niche population of men who a.) visit AskMen.com and b.) fill out surveys on AskMen.com we now have a comprehensive survey reflecting the true attitudes and opinions of Real Men(tm), completely free of any crippling bias in the population sample.
My favorite: 81% of men think that celebrity gossip is for women. They think that. Right now. As they fill out this survey. About celebrity gossip. - inactive, on 07/24/2008, -1/+20Brownds, hate to break it to you dude, but men (and women) cheat because they want to. I've seen lots of people in lots of bad relationships who never cheated, simply because that's not the kind of people they are. Likewise, I've seen others in relationships with awesome people, and they cheat. I've seen women who treat their men right, and the men still cheat. I've seen men who treat their women right, and the women still cheat. I've seen women who treat their men like *****, and the men don't cheat. I've seen men who treat their women like *****, and their women don't cheat. I think the drive to cheat is more of an internal drive and has very little to do with external forces.
- ridingtime, on 07/24/2008, -2/+20Well you are quite caught up in the stereotypes aren't you?
- toekneebullard, on 07/24/2008, -3/+20I hate when stuff like this gets posted on digg. It brings out all the scary woman haters.
- PabloIV, on 07/24/2008, -1/+18If anyone was wondering what a Douchbag was, save yourself a trip to UrbanDictionary.com
Frostbyt did a hell of a job defining it right there. - cricketsymphony, on 07/24/2008, -0/+17and 38.5459% of statistics have way more precision than they should.
- gaqua, on 07/24/2008, -2/+19only 23% of the time, though.
- f4nt0m4s, on 07/24/2008, -1/+18I feel sorry for any "bottomless money pit" that gets suckered into a date with you. Fortunately, she will probably notice your over-abundance of chest hair and your negative outlook towards meaningful relationships, and promptly tell you to screw off.
Of course, you won't cry about it. - HillerMylife, on 07/24/2008, -1/+17The Great *Internet* Male Survey
- Dralite, on 07/24/2008, -0/+16Approximately how many sex partners have you had? The top 3 percentages are more than 15, 1 and never? that seems... like a lot of people are lying... 4
- Totz83, on 07/24/2008, -5/+20Your mother needs a smaller one,
I'm so soory =( - helleborus, on 07/24/2008, -1/+16Let me correct your typo: "we pretend not to care when we're on digg with the boys, but obsess over it in real life". Or even more likely: "not applicable".
- Testiculese, on 07/24/2008, -1/+16If she grooms for me, I groom for her. Only fair. I don't even have to do the wax!
- Recidivus, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1537% of people say that.
- Mandegar0, on 07/24/2008, -1/+15i heard it was 78%
- mchisari, on 07/24/2008, -0/+14
Seriously, only on digg would you get dugg down for promoting responsibility towards sexual health. - toekneebullard, on 07/24/2008, -3/+17So a man has no interest or respect for his friend's views?
- inactive, on 07/24/2008, -1/+15Kissing, fondling, rubbing, spanking?
Um, yeah, you're cheating. - lokee73, on 07/24/2008, -0/+14Or they just don't give a ***** what they wear.
If you have the girlfriend, who gives a ***** what you wear as long as it isn't matching what she's wearing. - killerknives, on 07/24/2008, -0/+14is there a female equivalent of this? I don't need help reading about myself but getting into women's minds would be helpful.
edit: found it
http://static.askmen.com/specials/2008_great_femal ... - MommaLu, on 07/24/2008, -8/+21I'm just happy with a man that doesn't scratch his junk and fart all day. I know, I know...they don't exist.
- PabloIV, on 07/24/2008, -2/+15Question 24 Have you ever paid fro sex?
There should be better Yes options than once and regularly.
Seldom, once a year, when it's completely necessary.
Just looking out for the statistical validity of the study, that's all. - kingvik, on 07/24/2008, -0/+1348% of the time.
- inactive, on 07/24/2008, -4/+17I definitely like my women a little stupider & slutty then the 90's man.
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