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- scazylumbag, on 04/21/2008, -5/+760They forgot the really tall guy who finds me at every gig/concert/show, stands in front of me, and gets his friend to sit on his shoulders. Every damn time.
- drugged, on 04/21/2008, -1/+650they forgot the "I was into them before they were popular" crowd.
- GDOG5, on 04/21/2008, -1/+368What about the die hard fan who mosh's by himself at the very front of the stage and is oblivious to everything around him? Seen alot of them, especially with crappy bands.
- gianttoolbox11, on 04/21/2008, -5/+357Where's the guy who yells free bird?
- troycott, on 04/21/2008, -2/+334what about the guy who's just there to sell weed?
- inactive, on 04/21/2008, -8/+266Notice the true fan gets a lousy spot!
- Supernova36, on 04/21/2008, -2/+240Needs a person in a Motorhead or Iron Maiden T-shirt. They are at every gig, no matter who is playing.
- misterteenwolf, on 04/21/2008, -14/+223dugg for it not being another xkcd comic
- Jondi10, on 04/21/2008, -2/+164#17 Fat guy who tries to crowd surf but no one catches him.
- mcphatty, on 04/21/2008, -1/+123happy birthday
- alpinecow, on 04/21/2008, -1/+121oh...sorry dude, didn't realize. my bad.
- lamiaconfitor, on 04/21/2008, -3/+95I want an 'Ironic Slogan' Tshirt.
- Ctibko, on 04/21/2008, -12/+101"SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERR!!!!!"
- Jondi10, on 04/21/2008, -0/+73Or the two really fat guys you end up stuck in between for a couple of songs.
- JEWestbrookJR, on 04/21/2008, -1/+66The best part about that crowd is that absolutely every one there feels like they are the only person that actually deserves to be there. Even number 2 (there for the beer) acts like that.
- zwanman89, on 04/21/2008, -1/+66I do feel like a dick when I want to get close to see bands. It's rough being tall...well, maybe just in this situation. Oh yeah, and dancing. Where do I put my arms? I'm already towering above everyone, so certainly not in the air...
Dammit awkward gangliness. - DisposableRob, on 04/21/2008, -0/+58Usually he is joined by the drunk fat guy who moshes to every song, even the slow ones.
- A11YND, on 04/21/2008, -4/+62What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy.
- Efilnikufesin, on 04/21/2008, -0/+54I think that's the point
- mzx639, on 04/21/2008, -4/+56And what about all the slutty girls dressed like strippers, trying to meet the band, and talking ***** about how slutty all of the others sluts (other then their friends) are dressed?
- frasermoo, on 04/21/2008, -6/+56you have Monday morning hate rage. I forgive you.
- TotalHalibut, on 04/21/2008, -3/+52If you want cartoon porn, move to Japan.
- sipofsoma, on 04/21/2008, -0/+40check the bathroom, probably making a deal.
- surKaz, on 04/21/2008, -2/+41They might be following you.. from show to show.. and town to town.
- welliamwallace, on 04/21/2008, -6/+45then don't comment.
- DisposableRob, on 04/21/2008, -0/+37Oh, and he's also usually shirtless.
- diggitydoc, on 04/21/2008, -5/+39yeah, you tell those whippersnappers how it was back in your day!
- inactive, on 04/21/2008, -8/+42wow really? a comic that exaggerates real life situations? that's genius!
- triskele, on 04/21/2008, -4/+38Your argument might be valid if the comic was an exaggeration.
- MrMcGuire, on 04/21/2008, -3/+37They forgot all of the crickets in the front row chirping... I have got to get a new band.
- ninxmz, on 04/21/2008, -5/+38***** yeah, Iron Maiden.
- dadeef, on 04/21/2008, -1/+34Didn't realize we had to choose between these two options.
- jjpertusch, on 04/21/2008, -1/+33^guy who goes to every damn show that comes through the town.
- Harbinger67, on 04/21/2008, -0/+32You've got that guy too eh? Mine has an afro to boot. And he's white, which is weird.
- frasermoo, on 04/21/2008, -12/+43very good. I know I've fallen into a couple of those categories depending on the gig or my reason for being there.
- masterxxshake, on 04/21/2008, -0/+29why is Dr. Phil taking photos in the front row?
- diatonic1, on 04/21/2008, -0/+28http://www.luckythreadz.com/product_info.php?cPath ...
- Efilnikufesin, on 04/21/2008, -1/+29What about the two idiots who hang out directly behind you and badly sing the words to every song the band plays, making it impossible to hear the actual singer.
- JEWestbrookJR, on 04/21/2008, -0/+27I guess I better start moshing before I murder my whole family. I didn't know just what was at stake.
- Chalks777, on 04/21/2008, -0/+26can we stop saying this on every story?
- TheDiscoPony, on 04/21/2008, -0/+26If I had any artistic talent, I'd draw a breakdown of show crowds that shows how the violent, face-elbowing douchebaggery increases as you approach the stage and the snooty, arms-crossed douchebaggery increases as you move backwards.
- nebben, on 04/21/2008, -2/+27Heh, #1 rules! A kid wanted to fight at a show once because I told him that Down by Law covers 500 miles by the Proclaimers, not Less Than Jake. Sadly, he had his youth, I was just some ***** ruining the show for him. ***** kids.
- Efilnikufesin, on 04/21/2008, -1/+26Oh my god, so am I. I don't even remember putting it on.
- PocchieTheMan, on 04/21/2008, -1/+25Caps lock makes baby Jesus cry.
- goosnargh, on 04/21/2008, -4/+26You mean the guy enjoying himself and making the band feel good instead of just standing there afraid to express himself?
That's #12. - diggitydoc, on 04/21/2008, -4/+26Christian rock fan...
- Efilnikufesin, on 04/21/2008, -1/+22or STAIRWAY!!!!
- ReverendRodger, on 04/21/2008, -3/+24Or, even worse, when they're all sweaty so they take off their shirts so that you're stuck up against their stinky, sweaty fat.
Easily remedied with a discrete elbow to the throat. - oldhick, on 04/21/2008, -0/+20Thats complete *****. I'm 6'6" and everyone is shorter than me. If I move a little to the right I might as well move on out of the ***** show... Someone will always be screwed. Etiquette would be to get to the show and grab a spot before me, then I'll be in the back!
- NuclearBunny, on 04/21/2008, -0/+20#6 reminds me of a joke:
"How many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"Ten"
"One to screw it in, and 9 to say they could do it better" -
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