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The 10 Lamest Fictional Ninja

toplessrobot.com — Let me put it this way -- the ninja cookie is only #4 on this list.

Who dugg this? Made popular Jul 15, 2009

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  • tmyprod, on 07/15/2009, -0/+24You shut your face, Topless Robot! Surf Ninjas and The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were amazing works of cinematic mastery.
  • nemii, on 07/15/2009, -0/+23stfu leave the ninja turtles out of this
  • Flannigus, on 07/15/2009, -0/+16GO NINJA GO NINJA GO
  • ctour95, on 07/15/2009, -5/+20Buried for not putting Naruto on that list. Sorry.
  • YME1280, on 07/14/2009, -0/+14I totally forgot that there was a Ninja in "He-Man." I'm glad that character never took off.
  • basex, on 07/14/2009, -0/+12Dugg for the description
  • newerakb, on 07/15/2009, -0/+12The first TMNT movie was somewhat less than horrible? Eff that, it was brilliant. The first TMNT movie is about the best kids movie ever made. Fun plot, hilarious dialog, and it actually contains some subtle humor and background jokes you won't notice until repeat viewings.

    "You're a claustrophobic!"
    "What are you talking about? I've never even looked at another guy."
  • kplo, on 07/14/2009, -1/+12Dugg for politically correct spelling of "ninja"
  • wmute, on 07/15/2009, -0/+11buried for live TMNT hate

    go ninja, go ninja, go!
  • ousthouse, on 07/15/2009, -0/+10Amazing list until #1... and then it turned blasphemous.
  • allyclark, on 07/14/2009, -0/+9Dugg for Ninjabread man and Surf Ninjas...yes they were lame but they made me laugh ;-)
  • newerakb, on 07/15/2009, -0/+7and Raphael totally says "damn", so it's uber edgy

    "damn, i lost my sai"
  • Bitties, on 07/15/2009, -0/+7The first one was dark too, Raphael is practically killed.
  • rednaxela825, on 07/15/2009, -0/+6Dugg for one page
  • inactive, on 07/15/2009, -0/+6Most characters in Naruto are failures as ninjas. The goal of a ninja was to go in, do their job as quickly and quietly as possible, and escape. In Naruto, sneaking behind someone and killing them makes them a bad guy. I don't get it.
  • mrzisme, on 07/15/2009, -0/+6Vanilla ice ninja rap, holy *****...
  • MrSpam, on 07/15/2009, -2/+7Where's Afro Ninja?
  • davethe1st, on 07/15/2009, -0/+5One digg is not enough for this gem of a comment.
  • Willravel, on 07/15/2009, -1/+6Surf Ninjas was Ernie Reyes Jr.'s Swan Song, a masterpiece which all other masterpieces should be compared to.

    Kwantsu, dudes.
  • Ja50n, on 07/15/2009, -0/+4seriously what kind of ninja runs around in a bright orange tracksuit??
  • DrDragun, on 07/15/2009, -0/+4They're power-packed partners, pumping with pure energy...

    Is this 3 ninjas or 3 pirates?
  • Ezrayan, on 07/15/2009, -1/+4not mentioned:
    Beverly Hills Ninja
    Master Ninja http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0lIOaq3oEY
  • S4MF1SHER, on 07/15/2009, -1/+4I liked Psylocke...
  • hakkola, on 07/15/2009, -0/+3WTF. Live-action TMNT movies! The first one is still one of my favourite movies, the costumes and set design were pretty sweet, characters were awesome, story was alright and the movie was dark as *****. I feel like it is as much of a movie for adults as it is for kids. If only because of the first movie I have to saw ***** this list.
  • Bitties, on 07/15/2009, -0/+3YO! It's the green machine -- Gonna rock the town without bein' seen
    Have you ever seen a turtle Get Down? -- Slammin' Jammin' to the new swing sound
    Yeah, everybody let's move -- Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
    Gonna rock, and roll this place -- With the power of the ninja turtle bass
    Iceman, ya know I'm not playin' -- Devastate the show while the turtles are sayin':
  • iansh, on 07/15/2009, -0/+3No need to apologize. Naruto sucks.
  • sageerrant, on 07/15/2009, -0/+2Naruto isn't on the list for the same reason the guy from Enter the Ninja isn't. Despite being absolutely ridiculous in concept, they still get the job done in a strange, vaguely ninjaesque manner.

    Oh, and at least the character originated in Japan. That counts for something.
  • rednaxela825, on 07/15/2009, -0/+2You ruined the trend.
  • FFandMMfan, on 07/15/2009, -2/+4Where's Naruto?
  • inactive, on 07/15/2009, -0/+2You really don't need to tell us they're fictional in the title, if they were real ninjas we wouldn't know who they were.
  • hardtoconfuse, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1Anyone else snicker at "My curiosity is aroused. We will come doctor"
  • puitar, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1Dugg for the plural of 'ninja' being 'ninja'
  • RiotHeart, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1I owned the surf ninjas game gear game :(
  • twtmc, on 07/15/2009, -3/+4Naruto isn't on there anywhere? Really? They all wear bright colours and shiny things on their faces for ***** sakes!
  • Biohazard6601, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1Wheres White Ninja, from the Cracked web comics?
  • dystra, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1"sometimes to get rid of the cat, the bird must invite him into his cage"

    well this sounds reasonable.
  • jarjarwang, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vSCViCQWFc

    Surf Ninjas rules.
  • Yomoska, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1Everything about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers was bad ass, the other rangers not so much.
  • inactive, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1...she wasn't on the list.
  • sageerrant, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1Yeah, but this is a list of the ten lamest ninja.

    Presumably, they would be some of the only ninja accessible to the public.
  • inactive, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1No Wimp Lo? He's easily worse than the TMNT, who don't even belong on the list.
  • ShoggothDreams, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1Buried for no reference to "9 1/2 Ninjas", the only film where you watch it SOLELY for the voice-over during the opening credits, a spoof of "Kung Fu". ("take this pebble...")
  • aninjamonkey, on 08/16/2009, -0/+1http://www.flickr.com/photos/a_ninjamonkey/3819131 ...

    pocket ninjas ! they don't even have hands !
  • S4MF1SHER, on 07/17/2009, -0/+1True, but Revanche was and Psylocke is mentioned being linked with her and Kwannon

    /glavin!
  • sageerrant, on 07/15/2009, -1/+2I'll digg you for now, but if you have a goddamn fuzzy blue elastic headband...


    Hm. It seems that there is nothing more I could do that you have not surpassed already yourself.
  • isayre020888, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1Surf Ninjas was the only movie I ever owned on Laser Disk.
  • DouglasQ, on 07/15/2009, -1/+2Screw you, I think Naruto is brilliant, and I care not the the internet forum community judges me for it.
  • Bitties, on 07/15/2009, -0/+1You win this round sean, wall played sir.
  • SEANWOOKIE, on 07/15/2009, -1/+2It came out in 1991........
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