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- cobrapeed, on 12/02/2008, -0/+220I don't blame #6, that santa is creepy as hell!
- oboshoe, on 12/02/2008, -0/+176You know, this is a rather strange tradition if you think about it.
We've got a situation, where parents line up, sometimes for hours to force their children into the laps of an old man, that they have never met and know nothing about. The guys only qualification is that he's old and fat and wearing a disguise to obscure his identity.
Furthermore, the children are screaming their heads off begging for their parents, while their parents, along with the stranger they never met, coerce the children into telling the strangers their secrets about their behavior at home, while their parents photograph the entire ordeal. - d2002, on 12/02/2008, -4/+98I've never seen Santa and Pedobear at the same place before....
- oboshoe, on 12/02/2008, -1/+86If some future civilization gets ahold of the pictures, they'll think that Santa was the village god, and those babies were village sacrifices.
- barcelona10, on 12/02/2008, -2/+81I often feel this way around plump old men that are overly touchy.
- JCEEZ, on 12/02/2008, -0/+73dude Santa on #22 is creepy as hell.
Let's be real. A fat dude with a beard is sorta creepy the other 364 days a year. - Lucas123, on 12/02/2008, -0/+43He wears a funny hat, high black boots, an incognito beard, thwarts your home security system by coming down they chimney in the middle of the night with a large sack, and then makes his getaway in a flying sleigh pulled by caribou. Yeah, I'd be scared too if someone suddely thrust me into the arms of this guy.
- maragarine, on 12/02/2008, -1/+33well when you put it that way...
- iamghost, on 12/02/2008, -4/+35Ho Ho Horrors
- Coffeedemon, on 12/02/2008, -2/+28Holy *****... post some more pedobears. You'll still be edgy, original and cool even though you're the 100th to do it.
- llorxela, on 12/02/2008, -0/+25it's comments like these that make me glad I read digg comments.
- Rally603, on 12/02/2008, -0/+23Going to see Santa as a child was always pretty awkward for me because I would repeatedly ask for new parents.
- happystatic, on 12/02/2008, -0/+21what are you doing to these women?
- JFitzpatrick, on 12/02/2008, -5/+22We also welcome newborn males into the world by strapping them down and slicing a significant chunk of their dicks off.
American, ***** Yeah! - JimSartor, on 12/02/2008, -1/+18Who is Christmas for? The parents or the kids? By the look of these photos, scaring the hell out of your kids for a picture that will remind them of how little their parents cared about their own fits of rage and fear is the crux of the Christmas Spirit.
- EmberToInferno, on 12/02/2008, -1/+17You'll shoot your eye out kid.
- PeteSchiller, on 12/02/2008, -1/+1617 is pretty scary, too!
- houndeyex, on 12/02/2008, -0/+13Why does Santa look different in all the pictures... D:
- JFitzpatrick, on 12/02/2008, -1/+14Settle down there g-unit. I don't know any older children or women that cry even a hundredth that much... and babies cry because they are entirely god damn helpless do to anything include protecting themselves and regulating their own body temperatures.
Way to be a dick. - HeatherH88, on 12/02/2008, -0/+13Its the eyebrows. They could be thought bubbles at that size...
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…………………………………………………………….’’~-~’…….............……. - Aadain, on 12/02/2008, -2/+13I like the one where the little kid is scared. It was funny.
- steelhooves90, on 12/02/2008, -0/+10Hornswoggled? I like this word...
- mtdna, on 12/02/2008, -1/+11364 days a year it's, "Never, ever take gifts from strangers!"
1 day a year it's, "Now tell this nice-looking fellow what you want, and he'll come to our house in the middle of the night and give it to you!" - asgardshill, on 12/02/2008, -0/+10Important Santa Safety Tip: If you ever get hornswoggled into being Santa at any public function, wear waterproof Under Armour pants under your costume. If you can't afford that, use a plastic trash bag with holes cut out for your legs.
When small children get excited, they pee. And Santa excites them. Do the math. - jnuffnuffnomnom, on 12/02/2008, -0/+9Hahaha you copied my pedobear with the b0rked penis
- TheAnonymous, on 12/02/2008, -0/+9Dont't be a pussy. This guy seems legit.
- heresy_fnord, on 12/02/2008, -0/+9Look at #22 if you think #6 is bad.
- footfwd, on 12/02/2008, -0/+8Being tuff means being able to deal with whatever whenever like some excess crying... so ***** toughen up quit being such a whiner.
- JFitzpatrick, on 12/02/2008, -0/+8You thought beards were like creepy sheets of skin that grew down with hair on them? Wtf? You and your buddy Dave were obviously "top of yo' class".
- yohnstoppable, on 12/02/2008, -0/+8If one of you had posted a Pedor Bear with a Christmas hat, I might have dugg it.
- orlyfactor, on 12/02/2008, -0/+8The little girl on the left in #28 looks like Damien's sister. Pure evil.
- compguy101101, on 12/02/2008, -1/+9What if it's a leap year? Are they not creepy that extra day?
- compguy101101, on 12/02/2008, -5/+13#34....Since when was Santa Black?
- madeingermany, on 12/02/2008, -0/+8I had to play Santa for a group of ten two-year-olds - it was pure horror, believe me.
Every kid cried, except my own son.
I will not be available for that job again, ever :p - inactive, on 12/02/2008, -1/+8I'm an adult and would freak out at #6 too! Geezus kill it with FIRE!
http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2006-12/ ... - geeshock, on 12/02/2008, -0/+7These Santas has the same on effect on children that digg users have on women.
- xjonnyx134, on 12/02/2008, -1/+8why does 10 have bird poop next to his eye
- digitalpencil, on 12/02/2008, -0/+7are you suggesting Santa is Pedobear's winter alter-ego? Unloading his sack in small boys bedrooms..
- inactive, on 12/02/2008, -0/+7I feel bad for the Santas. I can't think of a worse job...
- thesonofdarwin, on 12/02/2008, -0/+7Along this same line, it's a bit weird parents train children that it is OK to sit on a strange old man's lap just because he is giving away presents. Their natural tendency of fear and to escape from such a situation should be encouraged... I've never understood it.
- harrisbradley, on 12/02/2008, -1/+8#22, WTF?!
- chuckDontSurf, on 12/02/2008, -1/+7Good Lord I hope you never have children. "Goddamn it, change your own diaper you ***** whiner!"
- ifire, on 12/02/2008, -0/+6They are every other leap year.
- notman, on 12/02/2008, -2/+8Dad looks stoned in #10
I love that the photos were still taken, even with the kids crying... especially the ones where Santa is smiling - ellecon, on 12/02/2008, -1/+7What kind of arsehole hates women and children? Do you despise puppies and baby bunnies as well?
- inigomntoya, on 12/02/2008, -0/+6Those are his, uh, uhmm... "Helpers"
- BaileyCowboy, on 12/02/2008, -1/+7Print these out and make some fantastic homemade ornaments...
- scairborn, on 12/02/2008, -1/+7This is like a DIGG tradition, every December we roll out the old Santa Freak Out Pictures. Oh I love the Digg Holidays.
- chadsmith729, on 12/02/2008, -0/+6Out of the 3 pedobears on this page you have the worst comment! WELL DONE!
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