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- BeShirtHappy, on 12/21/2008, -0/+9I've actually used teleportation and superpowers before. Never thought about cloning. :)
- Bobby1978, on 12/22/2008, -0/+6Santa doesn't eat it at all. He stores it like chipmunks and their cheek pouches. Santa has special pouches, this is why he always looks so obese. When the night run is over, he goes back to the North pole and 'releases' all the stored food. This then fuels little elves working through the whole year building toys and the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors. Common sense.
- hafniOum, on 12/22/2008, -0/+5Santa from Futurama was the best!
- say592, on 12/22/2008, -0/+3I could never push a kid into believing in Santa.
The idea of an old guy who wants to please children is disturbing enough to me, much less a child. - str1fe, on 12/22/2008, -2/+5What about the robotic Santa? The homicidal robotic Santa?
- MidnightRIder77, on 12/22/2008, -0/+3I just want to know how he manages to eat cookies and drink milk from every house that celebrates Christmas. That's what? 600 million cookies and 300 million glasses of milk?
Santa is too nice to dump it. Maybe he feeds it to elves and reindeer. - Falldog, on 12/22/2008, -1/+3You forgot his new ability to create his own Capital One credit card.
- timothiuz, on 12/22/2008, -1/+3Is Santa Claus real?
- sjbdallas, on 12/21/2008, -1/+3I'm on board with cloning and teleportation. An army of Santas taking off from the North Pole makes perfect sense. But some sort of cloaking device needs to be involved as well to hide Santa's remote base of operations.
- hitkaiser, on 12/22/2008, -0/+2Cloning also explains why there is a santa in every shopping mall :)
- RobotBuddha, on 12/22/2008, -0/+2Can't say I'm really fond of the idea of teaching kids bad science. "Yah, we lied to you about magic being real." is a lot easier than explaining a more intricate layer of what and wasn't being lied about with the santa thing.
- bytor4232, on 12/22/2008, -0/+1You know, its wrong to try to convince a kid to believe in Santa Clause if they have the idea that he isn't real. Its one thing to let a two to six year old believe in magic and the spirit of christmas, but to lie to them after they start to figure it out?
My daughter figured it out this last year. She wanted to know the truth, and I explained the myth and why we let kids believe in Santa. Lying to your kids is the worst thing you can do. - hafniOum, on 12/22/2008, -0/+1Didn't you noticed him in the picture?
- Spoomeister, on 12/22/2008, -0/+1So how does he conquer the Martians?
- bmcnally, on 12/22/2008, -0/+1He's actually a demon, the virgin birth son of Satan. He was defeated by some archangel 1000 years ago in a curling match and must now deliver toys for the next thousand years. Only, the day is soon coming when the 1000 year bet will expire, and Santa will again revert to his demonic ways - slaying all those who cross his path.
And he looks like Bill Goldberg. - jithinkr, on 12/22/2008, -0/+0I think there needn't be cloning when teleportation is there. Well it might look like cloned Santa's but. It's like when Santa teleports and comes to the same time then there are more than one instances of himself at the same time. So it looks like more than one Santa. So there needn't be Santa Cloning. Kicks of Sci-Fi :P
- tmyprod, on 12/22/2008, -1/+1I want to see Frank Miller's gritty re-imagining of Santa. More blood, strippers, and grittiness!
- strokesguy89, on 12/22/2008, -0/+0http://cheating-revenge.com/sarah/?q=nEic1nD5
- honeybrass, on 12/22/2008, -1/+1And he wasn't even in the list... worthless and buried.
- PolarBearFire, on 12/22/2008, -0/+0Agreed, lies to cover more lies always makes things worse. No wonder kids don't have any respect for adults. Anyways, I don't believe that kids really believe in Santa, most kids have really good BS detectors and adults always talk about Santa in really over the top ways. They just play along because they get gifts that way and everyone makes it seem so much fun.
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