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- dmbfan2007, on 06/18/2009, -80/+1727. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _________
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: : : : : : :¯’’~~~~~~’’’ : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : | : : : : : : : : : - N01SE, on 06/18/2009, -12/+669no comments required
- mogebier, on 06/18/2009, -19/+615I have never been on the Internet before and do not understand the joke.
- Chubbly, on 06/18/2009, -12/+451Seriously, people, stop commenting. Someone posted the ASCII, there is nothing more that can be done. The entire purpose of this submission has been fulfilled.
- dvsbastard, on 06/18/2009, -9/+396Buried as inaccurate... Admiral Akbar would have spotted that a parsec away...
- Peko, on 06/18/2009, -7/+253It's based on the Star Trek movie, duh.
- matt.rubin, on 06/18/2009, -5/+232dumbass runined the first comment. This is akbar's spot!
- Drinky72, on 06/18/2009, -1/+206You guys had your sarcasm glands removed at birth, I guess.
- gvoakes, on 06/18/2009, -3/+201Thanks Dave Matthews Band Fan 2007
- mrpunman, on 06/18/2009, -14/+188http://www.instanttrap.com
- wTheOnew, on 06/18/2009, -7/+172which your comment is not.
- Sam6644, on 06/18/2009, -15/+175He, of all people, should have known better!
- SwiftKick34, on 06/18/2009, -4/+141Well that's good for about 1500 diggs
- Shagmire, on 06/18/2009, -4/+137.
- ShrayMonks, on 06/18/2009, -5/+122
- inactive, on 06/18/2009, -23/+138It's some zaney action
A crazy contraption
The fun is catchin'
IT'S A TRAP! - telamascope, on 06/18/2009, -0/+109one does not simply "fly" into mordor
- StickWST, on 06/18/2009, -0/+99Yeah the part were they fly to Mordor or some *****.
- MCLennon93, on 06/18/2009, -3/+90how was this not the first comment...
- smokyjoewood12, on 06/18/2009, -5/+90hypocrite
- ZeroCubed, on 06/18/2009, -15/+86
- scuba7183, on 06/18/2009, -1/+51you're special, every digg is worth 45
- Vesuvias, on 06/18/2009, -2/+51It's about this guy named Dumbledore Calrissian...
- Fleagleman, on 06/18/2009, -0/+48The importance of having a good first comment has never been more apparent than right now.
- stvanchimo, on 06/18/2009, -0/+40next time, just write "first"
everybody loves that - ejlhp, on 06/18/2009, -0/+36Some idiot decided to make a comment that easily could have been replaced with a simple Digg.
- blackinthmiddle, on 06/18/2009, -1/+36The internet is still confusing you, eh?
- inactive, on 06/18/2009, -0/+35You remember that? Damn..
- ftc08, on 06/18/2009, -0/+34Someone needs to punch you in that soft spot you got when your mom dropped you on your head.
- identityxcrysis, on 06/18/2009, -3/+35The fact that this ISN'T first comment makes me lose a bit of faith in my fellow diggers.
- Turop, on 06/18/2009, -1/+31Check out the big brain on bret!
- inactive, on 06/18/2009, -1/+31
- kitsua, on 06/18/2009, -1/+24Did anyone else feel their brain breathing when you scrolled down through that blissful blankness?
- PsychoBrat, on 06/18/2009, -0/+22http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/e/e ...
Ok, I give up -- how *does* one go about entering Mordor? - caseycoold, on 06/18/2009, -0/+22cambob76 just got geek raped...
- ThatsNotPoetry, on 06/18/2009, -0/+22Get off the internet.
- Zakolus, on 06/18/2009, -1/+23IRON MAN KILLS DUMBLEDORE
- joeTrigby, on 06/18/2009, -2/+23A parsec is a measure of distance, in Star Wars Han Solo claims to have completed the Kessel run in 12 parsecs. I believe one could construe a parsec (still as a measurement of distance) as a measurement of the the efficacy of the of the hyper drive of the respective craft to warp space.
/geek - cambob76, on 06/18/2009, -1/+22Your comment was funnier than the photo.
- fightingforair, on 06/18/2009, -3/+24No title required is a title.
- CrazySpaniard, on 06/18/2009, -1/+21awesome
- PowerInside, on 06/18/2009, -3/+22ackbar
- LifeVirusZERO, on 06/18/2009, -1/+20ruined
- tdogg241, on 06/18/2009, -4/+21. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _________
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,-‘ : : : :::: :::: :: : : : : :º ‘-, . . \/. . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . . .,-‘ :: : : :::: :::: :::: :::: : : :o : ‘-, . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . . . ,-‘ :: ::: :: : : :: :::: :::: :: : : : : :O ‘-, . . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . . .,-‘ : :: :: :: :: :: : : : : : , : : :º :::: :::: ::’; . . . . . . . .
. . . . . . . . .,-‘ / / : :: :: :: :: : : :::: :::-, ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;\ . . . . . . . .
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. . . ,-‘ / : : : : : : ,-‘’’ : : :,--‘’ :|| /,-‘-‘--‘’’__,’’’ \ ;; ;,-‘ . . . . . . . .
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: : : : : : :¯’’~~~~~~’’’ : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : | : : : : : : : : : - Llanowar, on 06/18/2009, -1/+18Could be a new Digg front page article.
Just make a screenshot of the first two comments.
Paste in the trap picture.
Put a circle around the first comment.
Type FAIL.
Point it towards the first comment.
Instant front page. - Jeepinator, on 06/18/2009, -1/+17A mouse trap if you wanted to be more specific.
- dvsbastard, on 06/18/2009, -0/+15Nope...
"The parsec ("parallax of one arcsecond", symbol pc) is a unit of length, equal to just under 31 trillion kilometres (about 19 trillion miles), or about 3.26 light-years."
Thanks Wiki!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parsec - masterkenobi, on 06/18/2009, -2/+16Also from wiki:
"The Falcon is often connected to the Kessel Run, a pathway from Kessel past the Maw Black Hole Cluster used by smugglers to transport precious Glitterstim spice. Solo in A New Hope brags that the Falcon made the Kessel Run in "less than twelve parsecs". As this is a unit of distance, not time, different explanations have been provided. In the Expanded Universe, it refers to his ability to move the ship closer to the Maw's black holes and therefore cut the distance traveled. On the A New Hope DVD audio commentary, Lucas comments that, in the Star Wars universe, traveling through hyperspace requires careful navigation to avoid stars, planets, asteroids, and other obstacles, and that since no long-distance journey can be made in a straight line, the "fastest" ship is the one that can plot the "most direct course", thereby traveling the least distance."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Falcon - tgc1, on 06/18/2009, -1/+15Wrong thread tumbleweed.
- ducttape36, on 06/18/2009, -0/+13it is.
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