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- Haoie, on 08/31/2008, -1/+71Do they talk too? "I am honoured to accept your waste", and so on.
- cornerback42, on 08/31/2008, -3/+60Good *****.
- Janv1er, on 08/31/2008, -1/+49Japanese toilets also suck your dick, I've seen the porn.
- DaviDTC, on 08/31/2008, -1/+48As much as I hate when the seat is really cold, it sucks when you go to take a ***** and the seat has already been warmed up by someone.
- BrettFromTibet, on 08/31/2008, -0/+40I have experienced these 'digital toilets' and they are good.. once you get used to a warm stream of water trickling up your butt.
- Totz83, on 08/31/2008, -2/+41Money well spent, finally there's a system worthy of Crysis
- nullcodes, on 08/31/2008, -6/+43When I ***** into a toilet I don't expect return fire. That's just me.
- isayre020888, on 08/31/2008, -0/+27" 'Though we are colleagues,' one says with politeness, 'I don't want you to know my anus position.' "
Best quote ever. - allaboutdatiki, on 08/31/2008, -1/+24Alas, my toilet can flush a bucket of golf balls, but that's where the magic ends ...
- aadnk, on 08/31/2008, -0/+21No wonder they don't have an overpopulation problem.
- Mist0r_Wiggles, on 08/31/2008, -2/+19I'm more amazed at the fact that this guy wrote 3 pages about a toilet...
- tidu, on 08/31/2008, -4/+21I was gonna reply, but I had a bit of poo hanging onto an ass hair, I had to get it off. The sink's all the way down the hall... I guess I'll just lick my finger clean.
- modelchick8806, on 08/31/2008, -0/+16That article needed more pictures.
- DotGet, on 08/31/2008, -1/+15Once, during my foreign exchange stay in Kochi, Kochi Pref, Japan, I had visited my host-aunt's house in some semi-suburban rural area. This was my first and only run-in with the 'techno-toilet'. I walked into the bathroom and saw it, reconsidered holding it in, but I had to go #2 really badly so I just went for it (also the seat cover had already lifted up for me and it seemed very inviting).
I really wish the picture-buttons described their functions better because I didn't know enough kanji (Chinese/Japanese symbols) at that point to discern what was what. Long story short, I ended up getting the bidet treatment (twice), getting my shirt wet, and pressing a few buttons that just made noises and some Japanese phrases, all just looking for that flush button. I found it eventually, but the damage was done. - inactive, on 08/31/2008, -0/+12"Your business is appreciated."
-Aperture Science Relaxation Vault Toilet - StevZissou, on 08/31/2008, -4/+15Americans are filthy. They smear their poo around with paper, then think they're clean. dumbasses
- heavystone, on 08/31/2008, -1/+12Here in Europe (at least in my town) we have public toilets that automatically clean themselves after you use them. The seat retracts into a steam and disinfectant shower, same with the sink. Its pretty nice.
- Jforsyth89, on 08/31/2008, -0/+10Wait, so you don't have to wipe yourself? Or do you?
- kawaiirobo, on 08/31/2008, -0/+9I would want to have one, but I'm afraid that if I did I'd never leave the bathroom. One of these, a laptop, and a stack of comics and you could easily spend the day on the can.
- Starshope, on 08/31/2008, -0/+9so strip clubs helped raise a multinational corporation to power? That's pussy power.
- Bamboolemur, on 08/31/2008, -1/+10Really? Tell us more about your dad. He sounds like a swell guy.
- Ellipsys, on 08/31/2008, -0/+9I know that some models are able to be programmed, to read your news to you in the morning etc... so yes, I can imagine if would like it to great you with the iconic Simpson's catch phrase, you can do so.
- dengzhi, on 08/31/2008, -0/+8In Japan.. they are serious about doing their duty.
- imontheinternet, on 08/31/2008, -0/+8careful with those toilets...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o402I9tF6Vg - h0ser, on 08/31/2008, -4/+12was it really necessary to have three pages to describe the toilets? I didn't see a price tag anywhere either.
- KingGorilla, on 08/31/2008, -0/+8You just can't go back to regular toilets.
- arjie, on 08/31/2008, -1/+9They tried it in Boston but they paid 5 million dollars, got five toilets and scrapped them a year later. Bit sad.
- doom777, on 08/31/2008, -1/+8it WILL run crysis
- ligyron, on 08/31/2008, -3/+10Keep scrolling down for more lame puns
- Dgen_X, on 08/31/2008, -0/+7I could do without the in bowl camera though...
- tolkan, on 08/31/2008, -0/+6I was in a department store in Tokyo a couple weeks ago... I saw toilets like these for about $850.
- CarolineAttack, on 08/31/2008, -0/+6***** sick.
Dugg out of sympathy, I am so so so sorry that happened to you. - andrew97068, on 08/31/2008, -1/+7A 3 page article about toilets?
- Typhoon2009, on 08/31/2008, -0/+5I just want toilets that don't clog from average sized turds. I was at a nice hotel in San Francisco last week and the damn thing would ALWAYS clog when I took a *****. I'd *****, flush, then wipe to try and prevent the clogging. Didn't help.
- SilverBlade2k, on 08/31/2008, -0/+5I want a toilet that does these things:
1) Clean itself (at least..internally)
2) Can not get plugged regardless of what has happened, OR, has a censor somewhere that prevents the bowl from over-filling if a plug does occur. - ImAtHome, on 08/31/2008, -0/+5Where can i get one?
- SRSco, on 08/31/2008, -0/+4Bidets are the greatest thing on earth.
- dengzhi, on 08/31/2008, -0/+4here is a toilet restaurant..in taiwan.. where you can eat out of the *****
http://funfever.blogspot.com/2007/11/taiwans-moder ... - waydee, on 08/31/2008, -0/+4My parents just installed a new bathroom at their place, the toilets ***** worthless and I clogged the bastard on the first use - it seems hard to find one that can handle a really big ***** + cleanup effort these days.
- l31101, on 08/31/2008, -0/+4i heard some toilets can give you a prostate massage.
- ChileanGoD, on 08/31/2008, -1/+5Does it accept bricks?
- UltX, on 08/31/2008, -1/+5Crysis is ***** enough as it is.
- paulmer2003, on 08/31/2008, -0/+4Actually, consider *NEVER* having to buy paper towels again. Consider the money saved, year after year after year.
- Bamboolemur, on 08/31/2008, -0/+4What would you do for food? ok...maybe you shouldn't answer that one!
- Rockkybox, on 08/31/2008, -1/+5For future reference its turd you terd
- Ricagambeda, on 08/31/2008, -0/+3I've had an Inax for three years. It is fantastic. People don't know what they’re missing...
- doom777, on 08/31/2008, -1/+4go turn the lights of eifel tower, stupid green man.
- inactive, on 08/31/2008, -0/+3Not that new.
Articles say they date back to 1982 at least... I saw one in '89. - freshgrease, on 08/31/2008, -0/+3Where's the fun in that?
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