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- badwithcomputer, on 03/27/2008, -23/+439Seth: When I was a little kid, I kinda had this problem. And it's not even that big of a deal, something like 8 percent of kids do it. For some reason, I don't know why. I would just kinda... sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: What?
Seth: Draw pictures of dicks.
Evan: Dicks? Like a man dick?
Seth: Yes. Like a man dick.
[while you see Seth when he was a kid]
Seth: I'd just sit there hours on end drawing dicks. I didn't know what it was. I couldn't touch the pen to the paper without drawing the shape of a penis.
Evan: That's *****.
Seth: No *****. It's really ***** up. Here I am. A little kid. And I can't stop drawing dicks to save my own life.
[you see the kid Seth draw a lot of different dicks on different sheets of paper and see a gallery of his drawings one by one]
Evan: Alright, I mean... I just don't see what this has to do with Becca.
Seth: Just listen. Okay?
[you see the kid Seth in a classroom]
Seth: Your precious little Becca sat next to me for all of fourth grade. And in the classroom was where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation. Even I thought I was ***** crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think? So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. So one day, I'm finishing up this real big, veiny, triumphant bastard, all of a sudden...
Kid: Pussy!
[walks by the kid Seth and pushes his notebook and his dick drawing off the desk, and it lands near kid Becca]
Evan: You hit Becca's foot with your dick?
Seth: Yeah. I know.
[kid Becca picks up the drawing he just did, looks at it for a second, sees that it's a dick, and screams her head off and runs to the teacher]
Seth: She starts crying, she flips out. Then she rats me out to the principal. He finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he ***** flips out.
[you see more of his dick drawings one by one]
Seth: He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil. My parents go make me see some therapist, and he's asking me all these dick questions. They literally stopped me from eating foods that were shaped like dicks. No hot dogs, no popsicles... You know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.
Evan: Well, I don't... That's really messed up. Supergay. - inactive, on 03/27/2008, -36/+422you coulda just linked to the vid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU - TheRascalKing, on 03/27/2008, -5/+158Well played.
- sofaKing812, on 03/27/2008, -2/+82People like you make me instinctively look for the uuiU ending on all youtube links now, thanks (and well played).
- padrebuf, on 03/27/2008, -4/+78you duped yourself. http://digg.com/people/Pitzer_Student_Emails_Schoo ...
- inactive, on 03/27/2008, -0/+71"Under regions?"
- baylorbear, on 03/27/2008, -2/+63Damn you! It's been forever since I've fallen for that.
- kent1146, on 03/27/2008, -3/+61Well done, PatNolan.... never saw that coming :-)
But seriously, here's the REAL vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlZpE8LQp-c - NeoTEKK, on 03/27/2008, -0/+543=D :(
- ijacker, on 03/27/2008, -4/+563=====D
- Llanowar, on 03/27/2008, -1/+53Very nice one, first time in ages I didn't even remotely expect it.
- badwithcomputer, on 03/27/2008, -4/+44http://i31.tinypic.com/zydkle.png
- jaydoj, on 03/27/2008, -2/+37So I'm busy finishing up the veiny, triumphant bastard
- voyage34, on 03/27/2008, -0/+31"Download the large size"
- wild, on 03/27/2008, -4/+35Well you shouldn't feel comfortable resubmitting. There is a reason Digg checks for dupes.
- sum33t, on 03/27/2008, -3/+31If you constantly submit stories until they hit front page, then i guess you're the one that has a digg social disorder. Go follow your own advice and get medical attention.
- chelbell, on 03/27/2008, -3/+31Haha..I love the use of Mac OS X stickies for censors.
- luke16, on 03/27/2008, -5/+31A golf clap is a quiet form of clapping performed by lightly and rapidly clapping the fingers of one hand against the palm of the other. It is patterned after the sound of distant clapping heard during televised golf tournaments, and is sometimes used as a sarcastic form of applause, used to show indifference or disdain.
During a golf tournament, a golf clap is an audience's normal show of appreciation via clapping, but done quietly to not disturb people golfing at other nearby fairways.
The term "golf clap" was popularized by the movie Men at Work (1990).[citation needed] It has gained popular use on online forums such as fark.com.[citation needed]
Another sarcastic form of applause is the 'slow handclap'. - Netrilix, on 03/27/2008, -0/+24I don't often Digg people up for those, but that was one of the best I've seen.
- KILLSTRUCTO, on 03/27/2008, -0/+21 ω=============================================э
- badwithcomputer, on 03/27/2008, -1/+21it's a girl.
- borez, on 03/27/2008, -2/+22Can't you just like, draw an apple or something like everybody else?
- Jarasmen, on 03/27/2008, -1/+19Um, actually, that ain't that much unusual. Artists tend to draw naked people. Naked people sometimes have dicks. You have to know how to properly draw dicks. If you want to draw something right, you have to practice drawing it. And if you want to draw something, you need proper reference. So you basically need pictures of dicks.
However, this could very well be resolved by visiting a hardcore porn site. - borez, on 03/27/2008, -1/+18It's a parallel universe, don't let the two articles meet or we're all doomed!
- ToTiredToCare, on 03/27/2008, -0/+16well hell, I thought the answer was "Cheesing"...
- inactive, on 03/27/2008, -1/+17People are falling for uuiU again?
- EllimistX, on 03/27/2008, -0/+16Damn it, you caught me completely off guard...
- MiamiRox, on 03/27/2008, -0/+15Gah! Why didn't I see this coming. Touché sir.
- ybotoby, on 03/27/2008, -0/+15I as well need to draw female parts....so send pics....names optional
- blinker265, on 03/27/2008, -7/+21i wonder if thats an email Michael Jackson sent out hoping boys would respond...
- Dichotomic, on 03/27/2008, -0/+14Wait it's a female? Well that changes everything! :D
- ZurMacht, on 03/27/2008, -2/+14(__)__)lllllllllllD
- runnerboy2789, on 03/27/2008, -2/+14It's okay, not everybody has them......ask your parents they can tell you whats really going on
- sailadayaway, on 03/27/2008, -1/+11Did anyone else try closing the last one?
- xoxota, on 03/27/2008, -0/+10You magnificent bastard.
Dugg. - thesonofdarwin, on 03/27/2008, -0/+10Dugg for honesty.
- ritzcracker, on 03/27/2008, -2/+12 If someone's story doesn't make front page that doesn't mean you keep submitting it until it does. I'm pretty sure there's a word for that and im pretty sure that the word is cheating.
- firstrule, on 03/27/2008, -2/+12i wonder if this is a chick or a dude...
- Sheff, on 03/27/2008, -0/+9I teach life drawing at the college level in Las Vegas. I've had model ask me if it was okay if she could spread her labia for my students. I've also had a model sit on his penis so it wouldn't get hard. He sat on a stool and had his back to the students and the head peeked out from between his cheeks. Very strange.
I've noticed that some older women students(when I was a student) drew the penis first and then related every other body part in the drawing with regard to how far it was from the penis.
The best models are ones who have a background in dance. They know how to pose. It's not enough to just be hot. Many times the hottest chick models turn out to be the most boring, because they don't know how to strike good poses.
The best models we've ever had were two guys who used to be with Cirque du Soleil. One guy had broken his back in a russian trapeze accident so they let him go. The other guy was a fire juggler who had injured his hand. They were both extremely ripped and well defined. In addition, their background in performance led to some good poses. The guy who broke his back could still do pushups from a handstand.
As I am teaching now I notice that many students don't draw the penis and I tell them to at least indicate it. Otherwise the drawing looks like a Ken doll. If this guy is sincere, he should either hire a model or draw his own penis.
On that note, I think one of the best random man penis drawings was in the Big Lebowski. - frogman54, on 03/27/2008, -0/+8You may think you totally burned me...but what you don't know is...I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! Haha! The joke's on you buddy!
I'm so alone. - boydrew, on 03/27/2008, -0/+8You know what kind of foods look like dicks? The best kind
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It's not the length, it's the girth... - tocsy, on 03/27/2008, -0/+8"penis... are my bread and butter"
"I usually have like 5 or 6 penis... at any one time"
"Today... nothing"
"I let you down."
Seems like a good share of penis jokes to me! - badwithcomputer, on 03/27/2008, -1/+9i think if you're a college student you could ask a friend or just google penis. asking the whole student body? i'd say that's unusual. imagine if she went to ohio state or ucsb.
- spanglegluppet, on 03/28/2008, -0/+8None of you people are getting laid. Ever.
- Haroshia, on 03/27/2008, -1/+9Do I...do I have to sculpt the penis?
- LogicBomB, on 03/27/2008, -0/+83============D'`', (:
- inactive, on 03/27/2008, -0/+8Its not the size of the wave...ah ***** it ;_;
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