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- XFi6, on 03/01/2009, -0/+71Once upon a midnight dreary,
While I websurfed, weak and weary,
Over many a strange and spurious website of "hot chicks galore",
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark,
Suddenly there came a warning,
And my heart was filled with mourning,
Mourning for my dear amour.
"Tis not possible," I muttered,
"Give me back my cheap hardcore!" —
Quoth the server, "404". - inactive, on 03/01/2009, -9/+65My Digg Haiku
MrBabyMan
Blind-digging all of his friends
I shall bury him. - mu0p, on 03/01/2009, -2/+53An onslaught of ***** livejournal posts does not indicate a 'poetry boom'
- inactive, on 03/01/2009, -2/+47***** ass emo MySpace poems posted by dumbass teenagers is not my idea of poetry.
- cl2yp71c, on 03/01/2009, -0/+30My eyes bleed from the love you wouldn't give to me.
/wrists - ThatsNotPudding, on 03/01/2009, -0/+26I am only interested in poetry involving a certain man from Nantuckett.
- Qbryzan, on 03/01/2009, -1/+26Posted Argument
Pedantic Nitpick Response
Then Comes The Trolling - boydrew, on 03/01/2009, -2/+18buried because 13 year-olds writing about how their middle-class lives are so miserable doesnt count as poetry
- Sil369, on 03/01/2009, -0/+16roses are red
violets are blue
other rhymes rhyme
this won't - Thud, on 03/01/2009, -1/+16My favorite (from I forget where... originally from probably xkcd or Foxtrot or something)
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base
Are belong to you - fabkebab, on 03/01/2009, -0/+15The internet provides a way for people of common interests to find each other and share - If you had an unusual hobby 20 years ago, it was very hard to connect with people locally - now it is far easier because of forums and the power of internet searches.
- Coffeedemon, on 03/01/2009, -0/+13You have to walk before you can run.
- Formaldehydex2, on 03/01/2009, -0/+13I do loves the porn
but what is this, "bukkake"?
I shall ask Google - Peko, on 03/01/2009, -2/+14I'll write a haiku
but I just saw candlejack
i hope i can fin- - johnleemk, on 03/01/2009, -0/+11http://www.bash.org/?120296
- fangor, on 03/01/2009, -2/+13More XKCD.
Innane, innaccurate slides.
Even beggars choose. - cawfee, on 03/01/2009, -0/+11Digg, our news site
content provided by you and me
and what does this social news network amount to?
pictures of cats and XKCD. - adml_shake, on 03/01/2009, -0/+10To bad 98% of it is all emo tweeny crap talking about how "nobody understands me" "I'm so alone in the world" blah blah blah.
- whatthefu, on 03/01/2009, -0/+8The internet has also caused a fan fiction boom. Somewhat unfortunate.
- leif77, on 03/01/2009, -0/+8Haiku's can be fun.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator. - wisewaif, on 03/01/2009, -1/+9http://chronicle.com/temp/reprint.php?id=lgpr5t1c6 ...
A great article/opinion on the stupid state of contemporary poetry. Poetry now is a pretense to sound deep. You'll find more poetry in the iFart application than most of this stuff. I propose that we should just take a few years off of poetry. - Dragular, on 03/01/2009, -1/+9Screw you Stevo, I'm gonna go listen to Linkin Park.
- andyroo316, on 03/01/2009, -1/+8And proper poetry is simply intelligent adults talking about how "nobody understands me" "I'm so alone in the world" blah blah blah
- ProfessorRamrod, on 03/01/2009, -0/+7amazing
- lofispy, on 03/01/2009, -0/+7Wish I could have dugg you up twice...
- Harabeck, on 03/01/2009, -0/+7I think the key phrase here is, "according to the writers themselves."
- endgame, on 03/01/2009, -0/+6I’d like you to meet my friend
He’s been around a long time maybe you know him too
He doesn’t talk much but he sure does have an impact on my life
He’s always close to me whispering in my ear & guiding me in the right direction in life
He keeps me safe & rarely lets me try new things
He knows best
I’ve tried to get away from my friend before but he always seems to find me
He tells me liberation from him is only temporary
Sometimes it feels like he just takes & takes
Sometimes he mocks me & taunts me; he says it’s for the best
He has my future in his hands
I’d like you to meet my friend FEAR
He keeps me crippled and safe
Maybe you know him too.... - JasonCox, on 03/01/2009, -0/+6Whichever one of you rights a porm about porn first gets five bucks.
from Kevin's wallet.
Edit: WTF, Digg doesnt allow asterisks? - liquisoft, on 03/01/2009, -0/+6I wish more poets knew to avoid poetry.com.
- Gr00ver, on 03/01/2009, -0/+6
A Digg by any other name.. - seaofcheese, on 03/01/2009, -2/+7Cutting makes is the only thing that makes me feel alive.
- PontdePierre, on 03/01/2009, -0/+5There are plenty of good poets still alive and writing: Seamus Heaney, Louise Gluck, Robert Pinsky, Mary Oliver, Adam Zagajewski, Derek Walcott, and Adrienne Rich to name a few. For your own sake, pick up a copy of "Best American Poetry" of any recent year. What if after Shakespeare the world just said, "Well, that's it. No one can write anything new or worthwhile after that". Every generation has its own language and collective psyche.
- randyzaia, on 03/01/2009, -0/+4http://www.theonion.com/content/node/27621
- Zippo, on 03/01/2009, -0/+4MySpace and LiveJournal emo poems don't count.
- Sylphid15, on 03/01/2009, -2/+6Poetry is not really one of mankind's oldest art forms.
- SemiSarcastic, on 03/01/2009, -0/+4I wonder if they'll be able to turn it into a living?
- ipushmycar, on 03/01/2009, -2/+5i am a poet, and i didnt even know it!
- ShrimpCrackers, on 03/01/2009, -0/+3Sadly, most of that poetry is worse than that of the Vogons.
- kentdshaw, on 03/01/2009, -0/+3Please. Thanks for the link, but if you read the article, Gray begs his own assertion. If William Cullen Bryant could enjoy a reputation as a poet, but then by century's end that reputation could turn, history appears pretty efficient with its scythe. And it will likely offer the same cutting to all these poets and poems being published now.
There seems to be this echoing paranoia that history is suddenly going to make an exception of the current time. Read David Orr's piece in the NYTimes (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/22/books/review/Orr ... It's the same concern. Yet people still read Emily Dickinson (whose poems took fifty to sixty years to gain canonical status), and people don't read Cullen Bryant's. - WoollyMittens, on 03/01/2009, -0/+3My intentions are good, but the execution is poor.
As I lie on the ceiling and stare at the floor. - yukonblack, on 03/01/2009, -0/+3You mean like how people try to have rap battles on line? Instead of spitting into a mic, they spittin on they keyboard?
- protodon, on 03/01/2009, -0/+3Remember when you could become a famous artist or a famous poet and your works would be admired all over the world for years to come? Yeah, those days are gone.
- induren, on 03/01/2009, -0/+2Note how the article said nothing about causing an increase in GOOD poetry.
- PontdePierre, on 03/01/2009, -1/+3As a poet-to-be myself, I have to say that though livejournal poetry and teen angst are unfortunate, the article is talking about how good poets can reach a wider audience because of the internet.
- twigboy, on 03/01/2009, -0/+2but it still sucks
- ryrocker, on 03/01/2009, -0/+2this is totally unrelated,
but im watching the aunt bully and when i heard Ricardo Montalban's voice
i smiled
=] - avataros, on 04/05/2009, -0/+2COLBERT
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test - JasonHaley, on 03/02/2009, -1/+3UTILITARIAN LOVE POEM
You are aesthetically pleasing,
the reason for which I first noticed in you.
And later I found your personality equally pleasing.
I also noted your chest to waist ratio is suitable for birthing.
Therefore, I think you should live in my house.
(Original source is from this guy: http://www.wordarc.com/alishahnovin/2008/10/29/Uti ... ) - kimonokiller, on 03/02/2009, -0/+2In other news, it is also causing a "paedophilia boom" and websites devoted to "liquid booms" on the faces of pretty, blonde lolitas. Mad congrats to the Internet.
- miffelplix, on 03/01/2009, -0/+2buried for inaccurate title, s/b
Internet is causing bad poetry boom -
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