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- Snowspot, on 01/29/2009, -7/+60***** Valentines day.
- Ciernaparka, on 01/29/2009, -2/+47Yay consumerism!
- nWnMusic, on 01/29/2009, -1/+33This article assumes that you have a valentine.
- Crimsoneer, on 01/29/2009, -0/+17Steak and BJ Day is where its at.
- Masquatto, on 01/29/2009, -5/+20Apparently an iPod's color affects its sound.
Or it could be shameless product promotion.
I'm stumped guys. - mohsenxp, on 01/29/2009, -0/+14Worst article ever.
Should be renamed to: How To Get Your Product Featured on Are-You-Human.com
Seriously...wearing a AYH T-Shirt?? I can see the ladies running for me now. - mrmuttley, on 01/29/2009, -3/+16According to this article love CAN be brought
And it's not cheap.
Guys if your woman is this shallow dump her and get a new model - Pother, on 01/29/2009, -0/+12I'm not reading the article.
And the title is lame to infer something about "Valentine's Day" is different than any other day to cause the "arousal" of all 5 senses.
Eat a too hot sloppy joe if you want to "arouse" all 5 senses...
1.) you see it when you pick it up
2.) you'll smell it as you bring it close to your mouth
3.) you'll taste it as you bite into it
4.) you'll feel it as parts of it drip out and burn your fingers
5.) you'll hear yourself as you swear and scream "Digg It All!"
There, all 5 senses, "aroused". - Ciernaparka, on 01/29/2009, -0/+11I love how the iPod links to an Amazon referral.
1. Make it look like you're not selling anything.
2. Get on Digg.
3. ???? (Have poweruser submit as story?)
4. Profit! - stanzerv, on 01/29/2009, -1/+10Im with you LOL
- CriticalStrike, on 01/29/2009, -0/+8Being single and reading this article makes me a bitter, bitter man.
- schnibitz, on 01/29/2009, -0/+8I'll never get those 5 seconds back. THANKS for the commercial there.
- Berkana, on 01/29/2009, -0/+8No, I am dancer.
/sarcasm - compguy101101, on 01/29/2009, -1/+9OK so lets see if I got this,
Chocolate, cuz you can't think of anything else.....check
Don't Stink.....check
Wear a T-Shirt.....check
Listen to an Ipod to zone her out.....check
Ask her if she wants a full body massage and try and cop a feel.....check
Shave, so when she she snuggles up to you while your watching TV after sex your scruffiness doesn't rip her face off.....check - Danblank000, on 01/29/2009, -3/+9bollocks!
- stk198323, on 01/29/2009, -0/+6Last valentine I bought a new teddy bear, roses, chocolat for my girlfriend but she wasn't much impressed.
Now you can say she's a shallow bitch but it get's better. Out of all the things I bought her, the champagne (cheap 10$ bottle, I knew we wouldn't drink half of it anyways) was the one she appreciated the most (and she didn't even drink half a glass). Why? Because she knew that I went to the flower shop because it was on my way and same for the chocolat and teddy bear. But for the champagne I had to take 10 minutes out of my lunch break to go to the liquor store and that's what impressed her: the fact that I took time for her (even if she knew it was not more then 15 minutes total).
This year she made me promise to not buy her anything and just pass the whole day with her and go eat at a restaurant together, that's all she want's and nothing else. So as you see, some people are not interested in money, gift, more money, more gift, expensive gift, more more more but they are interested in the attention you give them and if the first parts comes before the attention and love part then maybe your gf is just brainwashed by those commercial gimmicks and she has her priorities ***** up! - mohsenxp, on 01/29/2009, -0/+6The -1digg you have must be the guy who submitted the article.
I can't imagine anyone else digging you down.
This article is shameful. - jessenoob, on 01/29/2009, -0/+5You could've at least tried to make it not sound like a commercial.
- gcabs2000, on 01/29/2009, -0/+4Dude she's lying, its a trap get her something dont be retarded she's testing you
- Telecart, on 01/29/2009, -0/+4God I hate that song.
- giogalindo, on 01/29/2009, -0/+4yeah, if you have money.
- alecks, on 01/29/2009, -0/+3I know, this article smells like it was paid for to get on the front page
- CleoQKazoo, on 01/29/2009, -1/+4one giant ad, not even a cool one. buried.
- Nintendesert, on 01/29/2009, -1/+4Wait, Valentine's Day? That's in February? ...*****.
- roddack, on 01/29/2009, -0/+2true that
- piratesarefun, on 01/29/2009, -3/+5Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon Phelps
- IamNomad, on 01/29/2009, -4/+6summary of article. good [smelling,feeling,touching,tasting looking] thing are good
- khaosx2030, on 01/28/2009, -5/+7Feels [also tastes, looks, smells] good man.
- inactive, on 01/29/2009, -0/+2"december-feb is when girls are way vulnerable and computer dorks like us have the best chances of boning!"
I shifted uncomfortably in my seat... - TreyAnastasio, on 01/29/2009, -1/+3hey digg geeks, if your not getting laid now good luck the rest of the year december-feb is when girls are way vulnerable and computer dorks like us have the best chances of boning!
p.s this article is spammy marketing crap - stk198323, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1@gcabs2000
Yup, in most case I would do that, but in her case I know she's not lying... but those kind of girls are pretty rare... really too rare lately in fact! :S - Malik05, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1what is this, a stimulus package?
- tehknotte, on 01/30/2009, -0/+1WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
- skratakh, on 01/29/2009, -1/+2inaccurate title, human have by medical definition at least 11 senses though more are often argued.
- Myonosken, on 01/29/2009, -2/+3I thought Valentines was BJ day?
Edit: Oh Ben and Jerrys. N/m. - TimOgg, on 01/29/2009, -3/+4Usually i would totally agree with you
but this time i am not single for the first time in a very long time.
so i am going to have a good time making sure my gf has a really good time :) - mohsenxp, on 01/29/2009, -2/+3Even worse, why a personal mp3 player for 'sound'? Isn't the point that you both hear it?
Or are they writing a follow up which includes ipod gadgets for letting two headphones connect?
What a fail of an article. - bigsteve, on 01/30/2009, -0/+1Steak and a BJ day?
- ilato88, on 01/30/2009, -0/+1Love.....Overrated. Biochemically no different than eating large quantities of chocolate.
- bigsteve, on 01/30/2009, -0/+1I don't understand. What kind of drugs do you have to do over what period of time to read that and think, "Hey, people are going to fall for this. This comment I'm going to copy paste everywhere is going to make my ***** retard service sound legitimate and professional, and people will be drawn to it."
Buried and reported. - pwdrskier, on 01/31/2009, -0/+1what? no his and her KY
- Berkana, on 01/31/2009, -0/+1That song proves yet again that lyrics don't have to make any sense at all.
- FLAESHAL, on 01/31/2009, -0/+1This site is such an obvious scam for the webmaster to get a few bucks from amazons affiliate thing. I respect his hustle but damn this site said nothing useful.
- bigsteve, on 01/30/2009, -0/+1Yo, remember last time slashdot had a story that was really a ***** ad placement article about the most bogus Holiday ever conceived by humans?
Me either. - aiten, on 01/29/2009, -0/+1How to lose your girlfriend with 5 ***** products which are all, in their own unique way, vile, disgusting and worthless.
- freqk, on 01/30/2009, -0/+1Your single, right?
- NyaraSha, on 01/31/2009, -0/+1but it's really rich, endlessly changing chocolate. Don't see what the problem is.
- sugablonde, on 01/30/2009, -0/+1would you like cheese with that?
- hoist0that0rag, on 01/29/2009, -2/+2i wonder if men can get a just-for-guys-but-thinly-veiled-as-a-couples-day. worked gashes. why not us?
- celebscreen, on 01/29/2009, -4/+4If my girlfriend buys me an ipod at any day of the year, I'll sure be aroused and willing to do anything she wants (even spending an afternoon of shopping with her)
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