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How To Quit Your Job [PIC]

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  • jgray1975, on 11/09/2009, -3/+880Not sure why he used my e-mail address???
  • Shawn4168, on 11/09/2009, -7/+423In before "1. Post fake memo slip on Digg 2. ??? 3. Profit!" comments.
  • ModemGhost, on 11/09/2009, -4/+373Well, I think we can officially call that bridge burned.
  • diggdong, on 11/09/2009, -6/+349Well, at least the little prick didn't shoot the place up. Probably not going to receive a reference letter.
  • sentry21, on 11/09/2009, -11/+325***** you, ***** you, ***** you, your cool, ***** you, i'm out.
  • CrazyEddie041, on 11/09/2009, -11/+318Why, yes, I am unsure as to why he used your email address. Thanks for asking!
  • Nairebis, on 11/09/2009, -2/+212Rule #1 from all competent employment counselors is *ALWAYS* leave a smoking, radioactive crater of the bridge you crossed from your previous job! If your resume isn't a post-apocalyptic wasteland, then you're not doing it right.

  • skektek, on 11/09/2009, -4/+174My cool? I have nothing to do with this!
  • norwegianlegion, on 11/09/2009, -1/+133I have the same rule with apartments, rental cars, and relationships.
  • Awwzm, on 11/09/2009, -1/+110Get yo money for nothin' and yo chicks for free.
  • fitzal77, on 11/09/2009, -2/+106...and bridges.
  • zenmechanic, on 11/09/2009, -3/+105Grammar storm troopers are out in full force today.
  • DolphinGL, on 11/09/2009, -3/+97Mirror:
    http://imgur.com/Q3SQn.jpg
  • evildemonic, on 11/09/2009, -6/+100It was 3:00...he even notes to you where the big and little hands are.
  • flagmaster, on 11/09/2009, -0/+91Acumen. Now that's a college word right there. He should have no problem finding a new job.
  • mhuggins, on 11/09/2009, -1/+83I'm Ron Burgundy?
  • SpamHat, on 11/09/2009, -14/+88That's the way to do it.
  • appleofdischord, on 11/09/2009, -0/+64A+++ would date again.
  • Awwzm, on 11/09/2009, -0/+60http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkcoobYUu8g
  • Iceman21, on 11/09/2009, -3/+62I don't think he gives a ***** do you?
  • theOster, on 11/09/2009, -0/+58just stop going.

    you mean quit?

    no, i'm just not gonna go.
  • FallenTurtles, on 11/09/2009, -0/+50Nope. I'm already in management and therefore unwilling to learn new things.
  • kefkaantakrist, on 11/09/2009, -8/+55Wait, are you asking diggdong whether he (diggdong) thinks that he (Andrew) gives a *****, or are you asking diggdong whether he (diggdong) gives a ***** himself?
  • theonlywizdum, on 11/09/2009, -3/+43Yes thay arr???!??
  • GalacticRerun, on 11/09/2009, -0/+38So... wait, what? He smoked ***** on their time? That's what the fake email implies. That's a way to stick it to the man I guess.
  • Awwzm, on 11/09/2009, -7/+45Nice email address.
  • theOster, on 11/09/2009, -0/+34FLAME ON!
  • iDiggYa, on 11/09/2009, -5/+38Yes they is.

    Fixde.
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  • kevbryant, on 11/09/2009, -3/+32and the boss who has a scanner swigs his drink and posts this pic on the internet is laughing whilst hiring someone else for next to nothing in the worst economy for employment in 3 decades. im sure this fella will be tough to replace.
  • brownsound00, on 11/09/2009, -0/+29I want my... I want my... I want my MTV


    but seriously. that's the first thing i thought when i saw that top comment. awesome.
  • appleofdischord, on 11/09/2009, -1/+28Weapon of ass destruction?
  • rushover, on 11/09/2009, -2/+26Clearly.

    /s
  • JediPilot, on 11/09/2009, -5/+29Is that supposed to be a question?
  • mparker21311, on 11/09/2009, -1/+24We were in a meeting today and someone in management said that we're all lucky to have a job. You know what, ***** THAT. Kiss my ass, bitch. Losing this job would be the best thing to happen to me. Maybe I will get my self esteem and confidence back.
  • diggan8, on 11/09/2009, -26/+48Fake.. Who quits at 12:15 anyways?
  • gdj11, on 11/09/2009, -1/+23...as you sat there in silence.
  • xkorbin, on 11/09/2009, -1/+23Ass profit??
  • Bentleyk9, on 11/09/2009, -3/+25No, I'm pretty sure someone is trolling.

    No need to look closer.
  • Elranzer, on 11/09/2009, -5/+271. Post fake memo slip on Digg
    2. ???*
    3. Profit!

    * (??? = "Be notorious Digg poweruser gamebittk")
  • Elranzer, on 11/09/2009, -0/+20Relationships are asking for references now?
  • dronkmunk, on 11/09/2009, -3/+22I actually did this while being escorted out of my favorite bar last week. It did not go over well.
  • TheHerk, on 11/09/2009, -1/+201) Decide which meme comment is going to have the highest concentration of lackluster wit.
    2) Jump in ahead of it with an, "...in before" comment.
    3) ... wait... gain nothing.
  • votic, on 11/09/2009, -1/+19"or, how to quit your job and never ever get a referral again."
  • thedaylights, on 11/10/2009, -0/+18You guys are NOT gonna believe this: there is an entire car company that uses that same symbol!
  • kubedawg, on 11/10/2009, -0/+16My boss would laugh at me and tell me to get back to work.
  • tgc1, on 11/09/2009, -1/+16I love the post-apocalyptic wasteland part. I'm going to keep that in mind.

    "So your last position, what happened there?"
    *mouths gun noises, and a bomb noise*
    "....."
  • jmontes, on 11/09/2009, -1/+16Big Hand / Little Hand -- Instant classic.
  • cplusplus, on 11/09/2009, -1/+15What's the best time?
  • DforSpiD, on 11/09/2009, -2/+16It is my understanding that no one on digg has sex, therefore will not have grandchildren.
    (Pretty sure that was mandatory)
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