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- Cheeselover, on 05/05/2009, -4/+216Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
- undervalued, on 05/04/2009, -4/+196Pickup lines are in general bad. Just be yourself, and then you can get rejected for who you are.
- StinkyTool, on 05/05/2009, -2/+162I put the "STD" in "Stud" - Now, all I need is "U".
- JAPHacake, on 06/11/2009, -3/+154"You'll do"
- trapper2530, on 05/05/2009, -2/+132Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
- bonk2k, on 05/05/2009, -2/+127I believe you mean:
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Click here for the top 5 bad websites. - KarateMedia, on 05/05/2009, -4/+117"If I could change the alphabet, I'd put my dick in your mouth."
- inactive, on 05/05/2009, -7/+11710 Bad Websites:
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1. AskMen.com - Kingal, on 05/04/2009, -7/+98"How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?"
- kingofinternet, on 05/04/2009, -3/+90"I'll ***** you til you love me, I'll ***** you til you love me!"
-Mike Tyson - inactive, on 05/04/2009, -4/+80Are you wearning Space Pants? Because your ass is out of this world! ...
- HallenbeckJoe, on 05/05/2009, -1/+74"I put on my robe and wizard hat..."
- Toshibi, on 05/05/2009, -1/+72My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?
- sockpuppets, on 05/05/2009, -1/+71Because he must have been drunk on all the beer in the world and mated with a manatee to make you?
- bguven, on 05/04/2009, -0/+66Also any pick-up line that starts with "Me and my friends had a bet that...."
- aviendah47, on 05/05/2009, -0/+64Nice shoes, wanna *****?
- irfanmp, on 05/04/2009, -0/+62[To a female reporter] "I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."
- ileftfark, on 05/04/2009, -4/+66Do you have a holographic schematic of this quadrant? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
- BCPneumatics, on 05/05/2009, -0/+62Because I noticed your "My dad is a brewmaster" shirt.
- ophello, on 05/05/2009, -3/+60The word of the day is "legs." Want to go upstairs and spread the word?
- yocouchdigga, on 05/05/2009, -3/+55My favorite pick up line involves Rohypnol, it works every time.
- muxaulo, on 05/04/2009, -2/+52Does your Dad own a brewery?
- Noctal, on 05/05/2009, -1/+50Did you fart? Cause you blew me away.
- sockpuppets, on 05/05/2009, -4/+53They worked on your mom.
- inactive, on 05/05/2009, -2/+50If that doesn't work, then nothing will.
- martoon, on 05/05/2009, -0/+48Despite your obvious flaws, I find you unusually attractive.
- chubbstar, on 05/05/2009, -0/+46so then the emotional scarring can be all the more potent!
- Hybridle, on 05/05/2009, -0/+44You must be a derivative because I'd love to lie tangent to your curves.
(This one was actually used on a friend of mine.) - roflmcwaffles, on 05/05/2009, -0/+43If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
- Peach3s, on 05/05/2009, -1/+42how much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice!
- Haoie, on 05/04/2009, -1/+41People actually say these things?
- alanocu, on 05/04/2009, -1/+40From the comments section:
tonto says: I may not be hung like fred flintstone but I can make your BedRock
lrunyon says: Are you wearin space pants?? Cuz your ass is outa this world
funnypickup says: baby your eyes are as blue as the toilet water in my house - MrRedneck, on 05/05/2009, -1/+40I'm gonna smack that so hard that whoever pulls me out will be the King of England.
That one was not a good idea on my part. - BxBoy, on 05/05/2009, -1/+38"Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you."
- GoKings, on 05/05/2009, -1/+37You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
- ricemonster, on 05/05/2009, -1/+33Because you look like Samuel Adams?
- KarateMedia, on 05/05/2009, -2/+33Because you look like Schlitz?
- bcassner, on 05/04/2009, -2/+32How about this one, roses are red, orchids are black and you would look great flat on your back. No wonder these guys can't get laid at a bar with women who have been drinking.
- diesirae86, on 05/05/2009, -0/+30Polar bears do not work that way.
- inactive, on 05/05/2009, -1/+29If I was a baker, I'd fill those buns with cream.
- TheR3dMenace, on 05/05/2009, -0/+27Only on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air
- JKount, on 05/05/2009, -0/+27"Don't worry, I'm a gynecologist."
- swmbuk, on 05/05/2009, -3/+30Hey Babe, lets not turn this rape into a murder...
- theniftytiger, on 05/05/2009, -0/+26i wish i was a dna helicase so i could unzip your genes
- Slamboni, on 05/05/2009, -0/+26"Get in the trunk, bitch."
- GoKings, on 05/05/2009, -0/+26At least they didn't separate the list by 10 pages this time.
- ChaosProfessor, on 05/05/2009, -0/+25because my name is hopps and i can see you full of me?
- inactive, on 05/05/2009, -0/+24You would look great sitting on my face.
- giveer, on 05/05/2009, -0/+23"Hey there.. If it's okay, I'm just hanging out here long enough until I can go back to where I farted."
- inactive, on 05/05/2009, -1/+23I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX WITH ME!
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