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- jupaneanu, on 05/23/2008, -10/+182Some people prefer fake boobs. Never got that. I always feel like once you notice a massive fake portion, the person seems cyborg-like, in an "upgraded" way. Creepy.
- inactive, on 05/23/2008, -2/+171The best way to tell if boobs are fake is to squeeze them.
- diggit08, on 05/23/2008, -8/+159"Fake breasts are so firm you can bounce a quarter off them."
If she says shes an actor, they are fake.
If she says she doesn't talk to her dad they are fake.
If she say she was the runner up to prom queen they are fake.
If she says she is in a sorority they are fake, and she is easy. - artzoom, on 05/23/2008, -5/+91Fake boobs are quite... obvious!
- Bullsnot, on 05/23/2008, -0/+77Yep, its a simple test. Just walk up and give them a good squeeze. If she asks what you think, they are fake. If she smacks you in the face, they are real.
- Frost9999, on 05/23/2008, -1/+74There's no point. Diamonds have not always been considered so precious. Their lack of pretty colours used to relegate them to second place behind far more interesting rubies, emeralds, and other coloured gems. Then De Beers came up with this great marketing idea in the 20th century to convince people that engagement rings should be a diamond solitaire style. They invented this tradition and kept marketing it.. and they still do. Diamonds are pure marketing success.
Cubic zirconia is cheaper, clearer, heavier, has less colour imperfections, and a better refractive index so it actually sparkles more than diamonds. - Gordito, on 05/23/2008, -7/+72And how to spot transvestites that look like real hot women? Adams apple.... lol
- ThankTheCheese, on 05/23/2008, -2/+66Sounds like it's pretty difficult to tell the different between a diamond and a cubic zirconia, which makes me wonder what the point of paying so much more for a diamond is.
- inactive, on 05/23/2008, -0/+55Pfffth... I know a great Panaphonic when I see one
- Y0tsuya, on 05/23/2008, -1/+53I keep hearing stories about husbands sending their wives out for breast enlargement. I could never understand why.
- davidlow, on 05/23/2008, -2/+46Presence of penis and testicles
- mr5150, on 05/23/2008, -18/+61I have a huge ***** girl here, smoking a Cuban cigar and wearing only her diamonds. Unfortunately everything’s fake.
- Haoie, on 05/23/2008, -3/+44If you ever find any diamonds, I'll gladly take them off your hands for a minimal fee.
- Angelspit, on 05/23/2008, -4/+42Let's be honest here folks, diggers can't be too picky about the kind of boobs we get, can they?
- Zippo, on 05/23/2008, -1/+38Dugg for ***** and science.
- Murdats, on 05/23/2008, -6/+41actually diamonds are very useful, as is carbon in any of its other forms.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diamond
unless you are talking about jewellery in general, in which case aesthetic adornments do have no utility practicality, but they do look nice, which is their entire purpose.
also you are a hypocrite for decrying jewellery if you do any of the following
-comment on the pleasant appearance of a car
-shop for clothes that you like the look of
-have any thought about the appearance of anything - voidofmind, on 05/23/2008, -1/+35that looks a lot like the comment on the article.
"Nick said this on May 23rd, 2008 at 5:02 am
Here a I have a huge ***** girl, smoking a cigar and with only her diamonds on. Unfortunately everything’s fake." - BelatedHero, on 05/23/2008, -0/+34De Beers is a cartel that has an iron grip on the diamond market. In actuality diamonds are not that rare. At least, not as rare as some other stones. De Beers has stockpiles built up that they use to control the market.
- davidlow, on 05/23/2008, -0/+34...and unfortunately she's on the other side of a one-way mirror.
- gbouchard, on 05/23/2008, -4/+37It's funny, today I learned that Diamonds were called ice because they were cold on the tongue, which wasn't the case for zirconium or any other fake copies.
- RealmDown, on 05/23/2008, -0/+31I'd rather find out before this point is obvious.
- Simply_J, on 05/23/2008, -4/+33Feh. When penile mplants become safe & effective you won't be on your high horse for very long.
- anatraj, on 05/23/2008, -1/+30I like your style.
- trispear, on 05/23/2008, -4/+32Cuban Cigars are vastly overrated based on the illegal (for Americans) taboo and wanting what you can't have. When Castro came to power, many people left when they could and some very good cigar makers went to Dominican Republic. The good ones from the Dominican Republic definitely don't make them crappy as the article implies.
- jonnyboy88, on 05/23/2008, -0/+28Yeah, Magnetbox and Sorny are good too.
- jggube, on 05/23/2008, -6/+32Very cool article. The one about two-way mirrors is awesome, with the fingernail test.
- doctechnical, on 05/23/2008, -1/+25A real diamond would scratch quartz. Does zicrconium do that? It's been a long time since geology class and Mohs scale...
- cdigioia, on 05/23/2008, -1/+25The point of paying so much is then the receiver knows you paid so much.
Twisted logic, but it's similar to paying $50 for flowers to be delivered, or, god, those $1 virtual "gifts" you can buy on Facebook! $1 for a pretty icon...and people only like receiving them cuz then they & everyone else knows you thought they were worth spending the money on. - takuansoho, on 05/23/2008, -0/+23Because diamonds involve the suffering of African children, and cubic zirconium just involves lab coats.
TIA - hokie47, on 05/23/2008, -1/+24Calm down some and live a little. Art is worthless, fiction is worthless, we should all live the same with just what we need to live. We like shinny things, big deal.
- JDoorjam, on 05/23/2008, -0/+22Wait, you're saying they sold me a FAKE TOYOTA!?!??!
- Bullsnot, on 05/23/2008, -0/+21Oh thank god, I have been searching the internet for months and havent been able to find them anywhere. Thanks so much for sharing your spam with me.
- romistrub, on 05/23/2008, -0/+21If she says she's an actor, she's a man. >_>
- davidlow, on 05/23/2008, -0/+20No. The boobs were real but the girl was fake.
- oyourmom, on 05/23/2008, -0/+20Diamond is 10, zirconium is a 5, quartz is 7. If you rub a diamond against quartz the quartz should scratch, if you did the same with zirconium it would scratch the zirconium.
- Ocelot13, on 05/23/2008, -1/+21yeah...cause cash is so much better. sheets of paper with nice ink markings.
- fahrvergnuugen, on 05/23/2008, -2/+21If they're real, they'll feel like bags of sand
- courtarro, on 05/23/2008, -0/+19If she lets you bounce a quarter off them and isn't your significant other, they are fake.
- coheedcollapse, on 05/23/2008, -0/+19Yeah, and I can't believe how lucky I am to have a fiancee that believes the same thing. It's so incredibly hard to find a girl in this world that hasn't been touched by the DeBeers propaganda.
It's funny to think that as little as 60 years ago, people were giving other precious stones as engagement rings. It must have taken one hell of an advertisement push to convince the whole world that diamonds were the ultimate sign of love and therefore worth the inordinate amount of money people spend on them. - stavro, on 05/23/2008, -0/+19what do you expect? they're not currency. Go to a toyota dealership and buy a car, drive across town to another toyota dealership and try to sell for the same price.
- WilliamDavis, on 05/23/2008, -0/+19I'm not sure what's wrong with your penile implant, but mine is safe and effective.
- Piontek, on 05/23/2008, -0/+19no ***** dude.. the article totally didnt inform us about that...
- hollismb, on 05/23/2008, -5/+23Still single, eh?
- ADIDAS247, on 05/23/2008, -1/+19Ugghhh, I am not even going to say it
- MrFurious2k, on 05/23/2008, -2/+20I demand examples of real and fake boobs... and lots of them.
- InfamousAtheist, on 05/23/2008, -1/+18If I can touch them, they're real.
- BelatedHero, on 05/23/2008, -0/+17I've actually never seen it.
http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/198202/diamond - ZombieKiss, on 05/23/2008, -0/+17Aha! But therein lies the challenge!
- Heiminator, on 05/23/2008, -1/+18i gotta agree to octaman,many industries require diamonds (ever heard of the blu ray technology ;-) ),though in most cases you can substitute real ones with artificial diamonds
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