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- banderwocky, on 11/03/2009, -7/+481I can confirm. Canadians do like to stroll at night, and sometimes we bring flashlights. However, it is a well known fact, Americans are afraid of everything.
- kylescousin, on 11/03/2009, -9/+303Woman: Oh my God, what's wrong with their heads?!
Man: It's alright, darling, they're just Canadian.
Woman: Oooh. - canadabluesfan, on 11/03/2009, -3/+190As a Canadian I can confirm that we are all afraid of the dark and go nowhere without flashlights.
- ontheradio, on 11/03/2009, -3/+179poutine.
- Paranor01, on 11/03/2009, -4/+154Well at least the beer doesn't suck.
I mean, American beer is a bit like making love in a canoe....
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It's ***** close to water. - IxWin, on 11/03/2009, -1/+145Afraid? Why? They're our friendly neighbors to the north, I like Canadians. :D
- jerrolds, on 11/03/2009, -0/+123Ya, sorry about Nickelback....
- shanealeslie, on 11/03/2009, -7/+114No, you people keep mistaking our long penises for tails (sometimes the third wrap around the waist becomes un-tucked and hangs out the back of our shirt).
- eastwood24, on 11/03/2009, -6/+111I hear Canadians have tails, but I have yet to substantiate this claim.
- oneups, on 11/03/2009, -3/+95I like how they mention Tyler Perry as something you don't understand and are afraid of
- elanthedon, on 11/03/2009, -2/+75I heard Canada is respnsible for cantaloupe and that makes them ok in my book
- parabola9, on 11/03/2009, -0/+68But David Bowie is afraid of us.
- parabola9, on 11/03/2009, -2/+69And Dane Cook sucks more than all of them combined.
- rpgguy1o1, on 11/03/2009, -2/+66we didn't spawn Kanye though, that counts for something.
- atroxodisse, on 11/03/2009, -1/+58As a consequence of Americans being afraid of everything, everything is afraid of Americans.
- Gr00ver, on 11/03/2009, -1/+57What do you mean, "you people?"
- TorkX, on 11/03/2009, -3/+56Don't go grocery shopping much?
- dhughes, on 11/03/2009, -1/+53 Double-double!
- WhoDoneIt, on 11/03/2009, -0/+51Don't forget we sent you Rush.
- ftc08, on 11/03/2009, -3/+52Canada gave us Rush. All is forgiven.
- FitteMas, on 11/03/2009, -1/+49Im not your friend guy.
- xXdredgXx, on 11/03/2009, -2/+45Canadian's underwear we ***** on you all the time
- rpgguy1o1, on 11/03/2009, -0/+42...and they wonder why we never import their belts
- thejon, on 11/03/2009, -26/+68nickelback sucks, avril sucks, celine dion is ugly and annoying and also sucks
- densetsu23, on 11/03/2009, -0/+41Just do a Google Image Search for "milk bags" with SafeSearch turned off. I'm sure you'll find what you're looking for.
- hpodity, on 11/03/2009, -0/+40You guys love neil young though.
- inactive, on 11/03/2009, -8/+48Well since no Canadians have come forward to deign this, it must be true.
- shnuffy, on 11/03/2009, -1/+40And we like you!
- kingmanic, on 11/03/2009, -3/+41If we joined you we'd be the leftest leaning; second richest; largest state. The republicans would never be in power again and the US GDP would increase roughly 10%.
- saxon815, on 11/04/2009, -0/+38We also gave you Pamela Anderson....
and than you gave her Hepatitis. This is why we can never have nice things! - parabola9, on 11/03/2009, -0/+38We have no problem launching a pre-emptive strike against Bowieland.
- shanealeslie, on 11/03/2009, -0/+37@ Gr00ver.
Sorry, I guess that should have been 'You THE people...' :P - Mujokan, on 11/03/2009, -0/+36Sorry, DrMilkdad. I'm sure there's some explanation.
- cheesylobster, on 11/03/2009, -0/+36Particularly something like strolling, which could be considered exercise.
- danwallace, on 11/03/2009, -1/+36Yeah, that's all true, but the combined ***** of 95% of modern American pop culture dwarfs those three.
- ohplease, on 11/03/2009, -0/+35As a Canadian I can attest to the fact that our glowing penises are often mistaken for flashlights during our nude night walks.
- NozE8, on 11/04/2009, -1/+36I'm not your buddy friend.
- planktonattack, on 11/04/2009, -1/+36I'm not your guy, buddy
- DrMilkdad, on 11/03/2009, -2/+37Seriously, I haven't seen a bag of milk in years. Why does everyone think we only drink milk from bags? Why does this bother me so much?
- DjBearPDX, on 11/03/2009, -0/+34The Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on numerous occasions
- AmazingSteve, on 11/03/2009, -0/+34"nickelback sucks, avril sucks, celine dion is ugly and annoying and also sucks"
HEY HEY HEY!!! Nickelback's due to be killed with fire very soon, Avril, well, she's your problem now and we've already apologized SEVERAL times for Celine Dion AND Brian Adams. I'll thank you very much to remember the plague that is Britney Spears and Boy Bands thank you very much. - gvoakes, on 11/03/2009, -0/+34***** yes.
- Maddawg579, on 11/03/2009, -1/+34And I like pie.
Who's with me? - KibblesnBitts, on 11/04/2009, -0/+31I'm not your friend, guy!
- DirtyBurger, on 11/03/2009, -1/+32Sorry for Bryan Adams, Nickelback and Celine Dion...
...but we did give the world Neil Young. - shanealeslie, on 11/03/2009, -0/+30Really? Where in Canada do they not sell the three-pack of 1 liter bags?
- eleven, on 11/03/2009, -0/+30I have an awesome flashlight!
- papashawn, on 11/03/2009, -6/+35America's Hat.
- danwallace, on 11/03/2009, -1/+29What? They're everywhere. Any given grocery store I have ever seen in Ontario stocks bags of milk. Cartons are gross. The mouth of them gets all crusty.
Is this seriously a Canadian thing only? - Paranor01, on 11/03/2009, -0/+27I'm Canadian, and would substantiate this claim, but I'm currently distracted by the beaver attached to a rather spectacular tail.
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