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- Dr3w, on 10/29/2009, -0/+19I'm going with the slightly overweight girl standing at the other side of the dive bar. You notice her when you first walk in, and allow yourself a quick glance at her rack (her one redeeming value at that point), but then laugh at yourself for even checking her out because, hey, why fill up on appetizers when the main course is about to arrive? So you sit down with your buddies, order up a bucket of PBR tallboys, and cheers to the start of the evening.
As you lower your can, you allow your eyes to drift back to the slightly chubby girl. Does she have cute eyes? You can't really tell from here, but -- hey, snap out of it bro, you're outta her league! Let's play some ***** darts!
The game is taking forever because you suck at closing out bulls-eye, but you're pretty damn good at running up the score on your roommate because he can never hit 18. The really cute bartender, who refuses to meet your gaze or acknowledge the devilishly handsome grin you keep offering her, drops off another bucket. What is it, the third or fourth bucket? Who cares, you gotta take a ***** piss, because damn it, that's what's been throwing you off bulls-eye this whole damn time! After threatening to kick the ***** out of the loser who your roommate hangs out with when you're not around not to take your turn, it's off to the pisser.
Hey, who's this! How did you miss... no way, it's that chick you saw when you walked in! Up close she's not bad! Right? Yeah totally, and you can tell her boobs aren't floppers by the way they're mushed together but still have some separation, not like those horrible chest versions of pancake butt. You give her a raised eyebrow as you slam open the bathroom door.
While breaking the seal, you start to map out your plan of attack. After you close out bulls-eye in dominant fashion (two double bulls, natch), you'll slowly turn to your chubby (no, not chubby, curvaceous, right?) target, holding her gaze while the dart machine bleats the sound of your dominance. After washing your hands (more to get some water on your hands to make your hair look that much more suave), you confidently open the door and walk out -- just in time to see your lady finish chugging a PBR tallboy of her own, and belch a siren's song of seduction.
Yes, tonight's going to be a good night -- a PBR night. - kostritzer1984, on 10/28/2009, -1/+16I prefer it in the can!
- kashk5, on 10/29/2009, -4/+18Yuck, Budweiser is just piss
- captininsanity, on 10/29/2009, -1/+15"I find your American beer like making love in a canoe."
"Why's that, Bruce?"
"'Cause it's ***** close to water!"
-Monty Python - anakast, on 10/29/2009, -4/+16Feminists are boring. That's why you never find them in attractive advertisements.
- dashdingo, on 10/29/2009, -3/+15My girlfriend loves anal intercourse.
I'm just kidding, I have no girlfriend. - nmanguy, on 10/29/2009, -0/+11A company using pictures of nearly-nude women to sell their products? Never! How can anyone allow this to happen. What has happened to society.
- g0atm0nster, on 10/29/2009, -0/+10The hell? Those aren't even sexist in an old timey way. One bitch was even holding a fishing rod. That's gotta be empowering right?
- MacBookForMe, on 10/28/2009, -0/+7She is freakingly sexy - that thumbnail lady, of course...
- dougdiggerton, on 10/29/2009, -3/+10buttsex jokes.. never fail
- andresd87, on 10/29/2009, -0/+7Dang! Those ads are W-I-L-D!
- robertisaar, on 10/29/2009, -0/+6yet somehow, Corona is worse.
- NCSD, on 10/29/2009, -1/+7Its a beer company, girls don't drink beer, men like girls.....see a pattern?
- Nick217, on 10/28/2009, -0/+6"I'm going to get it in the can in about five minutes."
- brainnovate, on 10/29/2009, -1/+6Must... Get.... To... St. Louis!
- redneckblues, on 10/29/2009, -0/+4A digg and a drink for this good man!
- samard2002, on 10/29/2009, -0/+4Pic from article:
http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/bud-ligh ...
Is the girl second from the right Malin Akerman from Watchmen?
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3627845888/nm0015196 - agentsrecord, on 10/29/2009, -0/+3Yeesh. I'd hate to see what kind of chicks Pabst would get in their ads.
- Locastus, on 10/29/2009, -0/+3Um, pretty much all of them - except for the uniquely American brand of Puritan Protestantism, which you seem to think is the only religion on this planet.
- JoeB4ever, on 10/29/2009, -0/+3Ironically that's the only way I can convince her to take it in the can.
- Dr3w, on 10/29/2009, -1/+3Don't you mean... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v520/DS1/stupid_ ...
- iridesce, on 10/29/2009, -0/+2Why do so many classics get stuck under mediocrity?
- diggydoc, on 10/29/2009, -0/+2I see nothing sexist about these ads
- Eremos13, on 10/29/2009, -0/+1No surprise: they certainly haven't been making sales on their "beer" due to its quality....
- bmiami69, on 10/29/2009, -0/+1art
- Spanq, on 10/29/2009, -1/+2Budweiser makes ***** beer, but they always have great commercials.
- nomadxx7, on 10/29/2009, -0/+1I think this is a little skankier and better personally (sorry not a BBW lover)
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/66 ... (NSFW)
http://media.photobucket.com/image/best%20beer%20h ...
http://hbd.org/cdp/beerhold/heineke2.jpg (NSFW)
http://www.gamesfree.ca/wg_images/img_gal/LSghlqgD ... (NSFW - BBW) - rdldr1, on 10/29/2009, -0/+1You guys should see their gay-targeted advertising.
- fuzzynyanko, on 10/29/2009, -1/+2Mmm... Makes me want some Bud Light. The flavor of hops mixed with rice with the perfect balance.
I always wanted to say that, even though I don't drink beer. *ducks and covers from the people outside the USA* - MrKev150, on 10/29/2009, -0/+1No, it doesn't.
- ryan850, on 10/29/2009, -0/+1wow the second one down is so heavily airbrushed she looks like a cartoon.
- smashblu, on 10/29/2009, -0/+1I agree and Anheuser-Busch is the only company I have ever seen do this as well! They should be ashamed of themselves for using a technique that works. It's the companies fault for using sex in advertising and not the consumers who it appeals to. Again, I am disgusted.
- getter1, on 10/29/2009, -0/+1Surprisingly only the newer ones seemed sexist.
I thought I was going to expect some overt sexism in the old timers ads, but they were strangely clean. - mparker21311, on 10/29/2009, -0/+1What real Anheuser Busch chicks look like
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii231/imansuaji ... - inactive, on 10/29/2009, -0/+1Cheesey, I'll stick with my german beer labels anyday of the week.
- LilJimmyNordin, on 10/29/2009, -0/+1I think we just did.
- ihategovt, on 10/29/2009, -1/+1butt-----lick-----her......(i would to bottle cap girl HOT)
- LilJimmyNordin, on 10/29/2009, -1/+1I thought that was her too.
- digiratiagent, on 10/29/2009, -0/+0Stop eye f*ckin' my lady bro...
- gilbes, on 10/29/2009, -1/+1So which religion doesn't make a person feel guilty for enjoying the things that naturally are enjoyable again?
- grasshoppir, on 10/29/2009, -3/+1bad marketing?
- gilbes, on 10/29/2009, -7/+1Religion bases itself on the assumption that people will feel guilty for enjoying anything at all.
This ad pokes fun at the TRUE human to personally accept our own personal inclinations but socially reject them for acceptance e.g. religion (which uses manufactured guilt to exert financial control).
The ad is not sexist, it is a parody of the insecurities that all men and women feel from the pressures of society.
It is funny, get over yourself douche bag.
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