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- Dumbledorito, on 10/02/2008, -3/+232Some I'd like to see go through (in someone else's bag) just for the results:
"Your manager is an Al-Qaeda sleeper agent. Act soon."
"This is your final warning: Stop doing that in the changing room."
"This X-Ray machine has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down."
"You're the father." - ChronicColonic, on 10/02/2008, -4/+225"This isn't the backpack you're looking for."
- DesignNerd, on 10/02/2008, -6/+116Here's a suggestion for a plate: Go ***** Yourself TSA
Also: I would like to purchase some, as I do not have a machine for cutting out stencils out of lead. - Dumbledorito, on 10/02/2008, -1/+101"The guy behind me in line is a terrorist."
- Beanstudd2, on 10/03/2008, -7/+89___________[__(__||____||__)_]_
|----------.===.-.~,~~:_____:______|=============[_]
|____/___/_/``` [____]
.... __________,_
....&/////_______|
.... ) /_(_)
..../__/ - spyd3rweb, on 10/03/2008, -1/+72If I worked for TSA, I'd be bored as hell scanning bags all day, seeing one of these roll through would be the highlight of my day... But of course the people that work there are inhuman zombies.
- gustoizm, on 10/02/2008, -10/+75this is dope, till he lands in jail for no reason
- spyd3rweb, on 10/03/2008, -8/+68"These aren't the bags you're looking for"
- kyrobb, on 10/02/2008, -8/+54That's a very quick way of getting arrested... but funny!
- NotACYBORG, on 10/03/2008, -1/+43Unfortunate that you could get arrested for exercising a freedom. Homeland Security, busting up the Bill of Rights since 2002.
- Dumbledorito, on 10/02/2008, -3/+40Actually, they do. A large number of them got "training" by watching a video. They also apply the regulations regarding security capriciously, sometimes enforcing "rules" that don't exist. There is also no challenge to their authority even when they're shown clearly to be in the wrong. Also, thanks to them, lost luggage now has one more possible culprit, so when an item goes missing, the TSA and the baggage handlers can point at each other and you get nothing.
- digitalpencil, on 10/03/2008, -2/+39dugg for illegal operation!
- Skootles, on 10/03/2008, -3/+37Go straight to extra screening room.
Do not pass go,
Do not collect $200 - inactive, on 10/02/2008, -6/+40"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
- amaltemara, on 10/03/2008, -1/+30Reminds me of my email signature for a while.... I got translated into arabic the message: 'I am not trying to kill the president, I am not going to bomb any sports stadiums or airlines, etc...'
I'm sure i'm on about 50 lists somewhere, and probably being taped and tracked right now... :p - thegrantman, on 10/03/2008, -2/+29Airport security screener "The metal cutout that looks like a boxcutter...where is that?"
Passenger "Umm,it's a piece of art.There isn't one."
Airport security screener "We have a code 4765 here.Call in Big Charlie for a rectal exam." - MikeSD34, on 10/03/2008, -2/+28Because it's pretty fly.
- Iceman4, on 10/03/2008, -2/+26"There are dumbmother ***** born every second and one of those ***** will think it'll be great idea to scare or kill a bunch of people."
"I guarantee if I catch you bringing in that ***** at O'Hare I will empty all your bags and send it into the x-ray. If your carrying any electronics I will disassemble it untill I'm certain you cant hide anything in it. I have dealt you and your kind before and each and every time they get arrested because they piss off the police or they throw a temper and assaulted TSA screener. I know what buttons to push for what results."
Well, it looks like we need to add another person to that list. You must be about as effective in airport security as a bag of dicks. - danwallace, on 10/03/2008, -2/+24At least for a white guy.
- inactive, on 10/03/2008, -2/+24Dugg for being the definition of political art.
- crossmr, on 10/03/2008, -1/+23Did no one notice he's not going through actual TSA airports? Hong kong to Bangkok with an american flag? big deal.
Amsterdam? Big deal.
Why doesn't he try flying from JFK to LA with one of those. He's blowing a lot of smoke for not really doing anything.
If he wants to thumb his nose at the TSA maybe he should actually do it.. - aethelberga, on 10/03/2008, -0/+21"Someone else's bag" - crucial.
- replaysMike, on 10/03/2008, -1/+20How about:
"I keep my weed in it."
"PWNED"
"PEW PEW PEW"
"Drug Blocker 1.0"
"I'm with stupid."
and of course
"Anal Suppository kit" - SelfArchitect, on 10/03/2008, -2/+21locking the cockpit door was the ONLY good thing that was really needed before and after 9/11. Scanning bags, metal detectors, puffer machines, watch list, taking off your shoes, ziploc travel bags, no liquids, etc. is going too far.
- dave122, on 10/03/2008, -0/+19because it's the bomb.
- amaltemara, on 10/03/2008, -3/+22Airport security hasn't made us safer, locking the doors to the cockpit has done more than airport security ever could do. If someone really wants to kill someone or take over a plane, with the right training, it's not that difficult.
- inactive, on 10/03/2008, -3/+21You are a dickweed.
- TheDHC, on 10/03/2008, -3/+21i used to only play with the barrett .50 cal when i played Delta Force back in 98
- inactive, on 10/02/2008, -26/+43TSA workers have nothing to do with the America's failed transportation security policies. If they were not employed at an airport, they would be working for a similar wage at a fast food restaurant. This is crap art that does not "stick it to the man." It is juvenile. You might feel good in your punk-power moment until you undergo a cavity search, miss your plane, and realize you have made the hundreds of people behind you extremely angry for holding them up.
- inactive, on 10/03/2008, -2/+18He already has a plate that flips the TSA the bird.
http://edge.networkworld.com/graphics/slideshows/1 ... - anonymiau, on 10/03/2008, -2/+18Oh yes, those horrible times when US planes got hijacked and flown into buildings on a daily basis. We must not return to that!
- JakeKreber, on 10/03/2008, -1/+15"Eat your vegetables"
- BevansDesign, on 10/03/2008, -0/+14A while back, when Penn Jillette had his radio show, he used to talk about a little card he carried with him in his wallet. It was credit card sized, made of metal, and had the Bill of Rights stamped into it, with the 4th Amendment in red letters.
I'd sure like to get one of those. - Rollic, on 10/03/2008, -5/+18This is a fantastic idea. Showing how ridiculous the system is through art. Very cool.
- mst3kcrow, on 10/03/2008, -1/+14No "Feed me a stray cat"?
- sinembarg0, on 10/03/2008, -2/+14They're in another castle.
- hauntedchippy, on 10/03/2008, -1/+13"Search me if you want to party"
- digitalpencil, on 10/03/2008, -2/+14tell me about it.. this isn't exactly a good look for international travel. everywhere i go it's 'follow the red arrows' 'do you have any illegal narcotics?' 'illegal narcotics like cannabis?' 'if you tell me now, the penalties will be less severe'
no *****! i don't.. i'm not that much of a ***** idiot to carry dope on a goddamn plane! i do however have a *****-load of dirty laundry for you to fumble through..
seriously though, the first time one asked me to drop my hiking sack on this wheely trollie thing and then broke out the rubber-gloves from a drawer underneath... right there and then, i was like ***** this, this dude tries something i'm not knocking about, i'll kick up a fuss before someone gets all handsy with the lube! - Divals, on 10/03/2008, -1/+13I'd like to start doing this... though I usually get pulled out of line and searched anyway. One time I had a rather nerve-wracking experience when they were making me demonstrate that my GameBoy wasn't a bomb, and it suddenly stopped working and refused to turn on.
- Ellipsys, on 10/03/2008, -1/+13I can sense your serious commitment to the protection of the nation, choosing to give some wise-ass an 8 hour workover out of spite, rather than diligently check the real threats. You are proof that the system is nothing but theater, if you can afford to take that much time out of your job to harass someone. You also do nothing to undermine the stereotype that TSA screeners are nothing but a bunch of power tripping, overcompensating individuals with inferiority complexes.
- AmazingSteve, on 10/02/2008, -8/+19I'm SO doing this.
- Drakophyte, on 10/03/2008, -1/+12see this is a vicious cycle...
they don't like you, so they protest (without really negatively affecting you)
you in return, cause them trouble
they hate you more
you get annoyed and you treat them ever worst...
this cycle just repeats itself.
people didn't hate the TSA before they became the asses that they are today. Maybe if you did your job professionally rather than pushing buttons to piss people off there would be less people annoyed at you. - kevin52094, on 10/03/2008, -3/+14seriously, shut up.
- centran, on 10/03/2008, -3/+13The only thing I have to say to this dude is never NEVER ever EVER reach for you carry-on if TSA are actively searching it. You could very much get arrested.
Put you hands behind your back and answer their questions. Do not show them by reaching or even pointing. Only point or show them if they explicitly ask you to do it.
This is coming from someone who almost got arrested for pointing to a pocket when they asked where something was in my carry-on. F'ing TSA! - KMartSheriff, on 10/03/2008, -1/+11Your logic man, it's the most twisted thing in the world.
- pavanb500, on 10/03/2008, -3/+12For a rabbi
- ArchivalQuality, on 10/03/2008, -0/+9I'm waiting for GoldenPalace to start sponsoring people to do this.
- stealthc, on 10/03/2008, -0/+9http://www.securityedition.com/
- linagee, on 10/03/2008, -0/+9We know who you are. Ignore the black helicopters outside your window and continue Digging.
- coreyb, on 10/03/2008, -0/+8Dugg for "Anal Suppository kit"
If the TSA wants to, they can look... -
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