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- upick, on 07/06/2008, -4/+78"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. ~ Billy Crystal"
Well put Billy - TekeeTakShak, on 07/06/2008, -4/+75"All men’s miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone."
This guy has obviously never masturbated. - doctechnical, on 07/06/2008, -4/+66"It's just too damned bad we own everything, isn't it ladies?"
-- Tim Allen - inactive, on 07/06/2008, -2/+6351. "God gave men two heads but only enough blood to run through one of them at the time"
Robin Williams - geniusNOTatWORK, on 07/06/2008, -3/+51"You can tell the strength of a nation by the women behind its men"
so, if each woman just makes her respective man a sandwich, cooks him a steak, and gives him blow jobs every so often, that nation will be pretty damn strong right? I will take note. - Stevanoski, on 07/06/2008, -4/+35Ronald Regan: "The Democrats Belief System: If it moves, tax it. If it continues to move, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it."
- MaxIsBored, on 07/06/2008, -7/+34"Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. ~ Cher"
This is clearly the greatest quote about men.
/sarcasm. - webkami, on 07/06/2008, -2/+26Before we need a mirror...
1. I never liked the men I loved and never loved the men I liked. ~ Fanny Brice
2. You can tell the strength of a nation by the women behind its men. ~ Benjamin Disraeli
3. Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power. ~ George Bernard Shaw
4. When men and woman die, as poets sung, his heart’s the last part moves, her last, the tongue. ~ Benjamin Franklin
5. Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever. ~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld
6. If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see. ~ Henry David Thoreau
7. All men’s miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. ~ Blaise Pascal
8. The world judge of men by their ability in their profession, and we judge of ourselves by the same test: for it is on that on which our success in life depends. ~ William Hazlitt
9. All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. ~ Oscar Wilde
10. God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. ~ Unknown
11. Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot. ~ Oscar Wilde
12. It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men. ~ Mae West
13. A man may conquer a million men in battle but one who conquers himself is, indeed, the greatest of conquerors. ~ Buddha
14. Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. ~ Billy Crystal
15. Men play the game; women know the score. ~ Roger Woddis
16. Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on. ~ Winston Churchill
17. There are some sluggish men who are improved by drinking; as there are fruits that are not good until they are rotten. ~ Samuel Johnson
18. When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. ~ Louis Nizer
19. Happy is he who still loves something he loved in the nursery: He has not been broken in two by time; he is not two men, but one, and he has saved not only his soul but his life. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton
20. Few men have been admired of their familiars. ~ Michel de Montaigne
21. Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. ~ Kin Hubbard
22. If it’s true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers. ~ Doris Day
23. All men [are] of one metal, but not in one mold. ~ John Lyly
24. Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. ~ Chuck Norris
25. Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters. ~ Victor Hugo
26. Men seldom, or rather never for a length of time and deliberately, rebel against anything that does not deserve rebelling against. ~ Thomas Carlyle
27. Is it not rather what we expect in men, that they should have numerous strands of experience lying side by side and never compare them with each other? ~ George Eliot
28. A child, from the time he can think, should think about all he sees, should suffer for all who cannot live with honesty, should work so that all men can be honest, and should be honest himself. ~ Jose Marti
29. The greatest truths are the simplest, and so are the greatest men. ~ Julius Charles Hare
30. Men are so willing to respect anything that bores them. ~ Marilyn Moroe
31. There are more men ennobled by study than by nature. ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero
32. Young men preen. Old men scheme. ~ Mason Cooley
33. If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. ~ Margaret Thatcher
34. A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. ~ Robert Frost
35. Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. ~ Samuel Johnson
36. Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes
37. The desire of excessive power caused the angels to fall; the desire of knowledge caused men to fall. ~ Francis Bacon
38. Perfect friendship is the friendship of men who are good, and alike in excellence; for these wish well alike to each other qua good, and they are good in themselves. ~ Aristotle
39. Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable. ~ Cher
40. There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. ~ Will Rogers
41. Priests are not men of the world; it is not intended that they should be; and a University training is the one best adapted to prevent their becoming so. ~ Samuel Butler
42. Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course. ~ William Shakespeare
43. Men are only as great as they are kind. ~ Elbert Hubbard
44. Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh
45. Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. ~ Confucius
46. In the long run, men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, they had better aim at something high. ~ Henry David Thoreau
47. It is a fact often observed, that men have written good verses under the inspiration of passion, who cannot write well under other circumstances. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
48. If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and deprecate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground, they want rain without thunder and lightning. ~ Frederick Douglass
49. Violent men have not been known in history to die to a man. They die up to a point. ~ Mohandas Gandhi
50. Great men or men of great gifts you shall easily find, but symmetrical men never. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson - GinsuGuy585, on 07/06/2008, -5/+28Basically he's saying women never shut up and always want the last word.
- cl2yp71c, on 07/06/2008, -0/+23Or maybe he has...to the point of no return.
o.O - M724, on 07/06/2008, -2/+23"Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing."
"Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth."
"A man may conquer a million men in battle but one who conquers himself is, indeed, the greatest of conquerors."
I think those three quotes are ones to live by. - BedPost, on 07/06/2008, -2/+20Reagan's best quote by far:
"Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. Recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his!"
Goddamn! - inactive, on 07/06/2008, -4/+19There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. ~ Will Rogers
Thats the best one. - Lavarock, on 07/06/2008, -1/+16Wow, Cher is a bitch. Good thing she's disposable.
- pak314, on 07/07/2008, -0/+15Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships. ~ Sharon Stone
- Amadeus2490, on 07/06/2008, -0/+15There are three kinds of men in this world: Those who are good at math, and those who aren't.
- dan0964, on 07/06/2008, -2/+16When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. ~ Louis Nizer
do you mean 3 ? - ericjohnson0, on 07/06/2008, -1/+13Seeing as that struck me as a healthy dose of Man Bashing, here's a couple of items to balance it out:
The Difficulty of upgrading from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0
http://thesaloon.net/blog/_archives/2008/5/16/3694 ...
Dictionary of Women's personal Ads
http://thesaloon.net/blog/_WebPages/DictionaryofWo ... - minorgods, on 07/06/2008, -1/+13"We're gonna get them fellas" - G. Bush
- Slices, on 07/06/2008, -2/+13"Truly, if there is evil on this earth, it lies within the heart of mankind."
- renatoc8, on 07/06/2008, -2/+13"4. When men and woman die, as poets sung, his heart’s the last part moves, her last, the tongue. ~ Benjamin Franklin"
My head hurts... - 22catches, on 07/06/2008, -1/+11I think this one might be about him:
"Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power." ~ George Bernard Shaw - Haoie, on 07/06/2008, -2/+11"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets."
A lot of people will recognise that. - sovereign3, on 07/06/2008, -1/+9"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice... and... you can't fool me again!" - G. Bush
- ericjohnson0, on 07/06/2008, -2/+10Good Quote.
- dha07030, on 07/06/2008, -0/+6Don't be silly masturbation had not been invented yet.
- neko6, on 07/06/2008, -0/+6Obviously he wrote this before WoW was released.
- pak314, on 07/06/2008, -0/+5Mmmmm, bacon ~ Homer Simpson
- unknownsoldierX, on 07/07/2008, -0/+5Is that a challenge?
- pootpoot, on 07/06/2008, -3/+851. "Bros before hoes" - Unknown
- arplayer2k, on 07/06/2008, -0/+4How long can you masturbate for? Come on now....
- DogBotherer, on 07/07/2008, -1/+5A number of these are really using "men" to say "people" or "human beings". The list needs to be thinned out if we're talking about us XYs only.
- scoottie, on 07/06/2008, -1/+5well we know he was married
- swrostmore, on 07/06/2008, -1/+4Dugg for being a list of the top number of things which are the greatest! I love that!
- CerMakAlot, on 07/06/2008, -0/+3WOAH. Careful man, the only thing the average digger loves more than the iPhone, Ron Paul and Barack Obama is Cher.
- phibit, on 07/06/2008, -2/+5Yeah talk about man-bashing:
If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. ~ Margaret Thatcher
Old hag. - TheSenator624, on 07/07/2008, -0/+3I think some of the quotes were good, and some could be taken light-heartedly, but yeah, a lot of them were completely unnecessary. The Cher quote? Awful. But does that make it necessary to woman-bash?
- morgino, on 07/06/2008, -3/+6"All men’s miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone"
Yeah sad thing is women are so crazy I'd rather be in a quiet room by myself then deal with them. I came up with a quote of my own.
"I'd rather go to sleep alone then wake up with some crazy bitch...which is most of them." - Ravenlark, on 07/06/2008, -2/+5"The desire of excessive power caused the angels to fall; the desire of knowledge caused men to fall. ~ Francis Bacon"
I'm pretty sure it wasn't a MAN who ate the fruit. - TwoKill, on 07/07/2008, -1/+4Needs a couple of Mark Twain quotes in there.
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Mark Twain
A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.
Mark Twain - SteelChicken, on 07/07/2008, -1/+3If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman. ~ Margaret Thatcher
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
...deep breath....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA - rald84, on 07/06/2008, -0/+2fap fap
wait half hour
repeat - wruffryder10, on 07/07/2008, -0/+2Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. ~Nietzsche
- Tanthiel, on 07/06/2008, -1/+3How about one not on the list but should be:
"Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand."" - Kurt Vonnegut - Riggs, on 07/06/2008, -1/+3Haha, good call there.
- inactive, on 07/06/2008, -3/+5it's good there's a list of these for men. ususally these kind of things are aimed towards women.
- SulkyGirl, on 07/08/2008, -0/+1Um. You just spent the last minute phonetically typing out laughter in the comments section on a website. Margaret Thatcher just spent the last minute being the ex-prime minister of the United Kingdom.
Her quote is on point. - bagboyrebel, on 07/07/2008, -0/+1Hey! I've read that somewhere. Now where was it?
- FLarsen, on 07/06/2008, -0/+1You can sit and point your thumb downwards.
- iCoty, on 07/07/2008, -1/+2O crap, I totally screwed that one up! It's "I think..." not "I am..."
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