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- inactive, on 05/05/2008, -7/+125i would like to bescumber msaleem, who is a complete cacafuego on the internets, as well as a coccydynia causing hircismus for submitting an epic buncombe list like this and instead of taking me for a ninnyhammer, he should just frenchify himself by sucking my corpulent macrophallus.
- Spudster, on 05/05/2008, -3/+70In case anyone uses these 10 on you, keep this one in mind:
Sophism;
a deliberately invalid argument displaying ingenuity in reasoning in the hope of deceiving someone - AManWithNoName, on 05/05/2008, -7/+69So the 'musician' Feist is a silent fart? It all makes sense now.
- inactive, on 05/05/2008, -4/+56my work blocks that site... did "*****" make the cut?
- trollick, on 05/05/2008, -3/+48How can a word be insulting when nobody ever heard it or knows what it means???
- inactive, on 05/05/2008, -5/+49Would it be considered a good or bad thing that I knew just one word from this list?
- FENWAYFREAK, on 05/05/2008, -2/+43Yeah?!?!?! We'll I had SEX with your WIFE!!!!!!!!
- meatmcguffin, on 05/05/2008, -2/+40I normally *hate* the spelling and grammar Nazis but, seeing as you were being a smartass, 'formentioned' isn't a word (but 'aforementioned' is) and instead of 'deduct' you should have used 'deduce' based on the tone of the sentence. Also, stylistically, putting a comma after 'admittedly' would have been better.
Now I hate myself - jsd8cc, on 05/05/2008, -2/+31Phallocrypsis? I was in the pool!
- Rikkochet, on 05/05/2008, -3/+32Witty? No. These are deprecated English words that used to have slightly risque meanings. There is no modern day wit to be found in any of them.
- cnot3, on 05/05/2008, -5/+33Unnecessary, a simple "***** you" will generally suffice.
- doctechnical, on 05/05/2008, -4/+31I've always been fond of "Dastard" myself. Alas, one can no longer use niggardly without being considered a racist.
- krische, on 05/05/2008, -2/+27Keep it Simple Stupid?
- EvilAnimator, on 05/05/2008, -3/+26Shenanigans!
- DeskFlyer, on 05/05/2008, -9/+32Here's the key to being witty: K.I.S.S.
- synaesthesia, on 05/05/2008, -1/+22Its 2008, "shut up fag lulz" is the most eloquent spontaneous insult you're likely to receive.
- DemDude, on 05/05/2008, -1/+221--2--3--4 - whoaa oh-oh (Actual lyrics)
- BenO169, on 05/05/2008, -0/+19Was it cause you just went to Mickey D's and got a large Frenchify?
- jemka, on 05/05/2008, -1/+19I'm going to stick with the four letter words everyone is used to.
- wphj, on 05/05/2008, -1/+19Not even corpulent?
- HisTumness, on 05/06/2008, -0/+17Was going to bury you, but then I noticed you actually called him "skupid" so I'm digging you up because I appreciate consistency.
- greeniemeani, on 05/05/2008, -1/+17That's what she said!
- youtellme8, on 05/05/2008, -4/+19The truly great yet spontaneous insult is a forgotten art form that I welcome back with open arms!
- inactive, on 05/05/2008, -4/+18good, these aren't even real insults just outdated words from england, who the ***** says "ninnyhammer"?
- Tyorant, on 05/05/2008, -0/+14***** you.
- Luis911, on 05/06/2008, -1/+15hey ninnyhammer, he said four letters,
- LLLSecretChimp, on 05/05/2008, -0/+13At least now you have lots of cool ways to insult yourself.
- mcmlxxii, on 05/05/2008, -2/+15Sadly only funny and insulting as long as everyone knows what the hell the word means.
- rgodfrey, on 05/06/2008, -0/+12It works best as a sort of delayed-release insult bomb. A personal favorite: "Hi Vicky, you're looking rather meretricious today."
Sounds nice, until Vicky looks it up later and finds out it means "whore-like." - Black6x, on 05/05/2008, -2/+14This is a perfectly cromulent list.
- sigmaman2, on 05/05/2008, -3/+14Good...now we can all speak like Stewie Griffin.
- elijahalcantara, on 05/05/2008, -1/+12She's in a coma
- homah, on 05/05/2008, -1/+12One that will embiggen the vocabularies of us all.
- sovereign3, on 05/05/2008, -3/+13If you have to consult a website to learn to make witty remarks, you're not being very witty.
- krische, on 05/05/2008, -1/+10flamebait?
- spammishking, on 05/05/2008, -2/+11I'll take a 'k'
k*** ** ****** ******? - inactive, on 05/05/2008, -5/+14This list is now in my wallet.....
- GramarNatzi, on 05/05/2008, -2/+11How long did you spend proof reading that comment to ensure you weren't being hypocritical? :p
- SerifTheRobot, on 05/05/2008, -4/+12Let's not forget "Niggardly." It's not what you think. http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/niggardly
- RealmDown, on 05/05/2008, -3/+11*hug*
- maelnum, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7I'm pretty sure that angry African American mob would understand. and even pause to hear the definition from your handy pocket dictionary and cross-check it with Wikipedia and their own scholarly books before they lynch you...upside down.
- threemagic, on 05/06/2008, -3/+10That explains the lack of excitement, whew, I thought it was me
- spammishking, on 05/06/2008, -0/+7Only too late do I notice the genius of elhaf's comment
- troyfoley, on 05/05/2008, -0/+6I just hope it's not prepared table-side.
- RealmDown, on 05/05/2008, -2/+8To be fair, it was in tune.....
- inactive, on 05/05/2008, -4/+9dugg for pointing out how stupid it is to say "fail"
fail at what? whenever i get a reply like that i think to myself "the only thing i was attempting to do was make a comment, and his reply is just proof that i succeeded in doing that". i've even replied saying that, go ahead and check my history, before fail becomes outdated i knew it was dumb even before people started using it a lot - kibiz0r, on 05/05/2008, -4/+9The band?
- Goodanswer, on 05/05/2008, -2/+7I must stand in awe of that...
- TheDiceMan, on 05/05/2008, -2/+7**** ** ****** ******?
- fishrjv, on 05/05/2008, -1/+6Exactly! Being witty does not mean just using big/obscure words.. people will take you for a pompous ass
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