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10 Things Women Will Never Admit To Men

skindalous.com — So here are the 10 things that women will never confess to the opposite sex

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  • kwasmosis, on 08/19/2008, -23/+5Thank you for admitting to this. Us guys have been wondering about ***** like this for ages.

    Us guys aren't perfect either, but at least most of us take pride in our faults. Which might not be a great thing, but it can make for awesome humor.
    • leladax, on 08/20/2008, -0/+9you wanted a blog on the internet by a person you've never met to see that?

      try to find a girlfriend harder.
    • poidh, on 08/20/2008, -1/+3Pussyboy.
    • MillionsLivio, on 08/20/2008, -0/+5Don't speak for me, only speak for your pathetic self.
  • onlyaftersunset, on 08/19/2008, -5/+21I would bury this as innaccurate because I agree with less than half of them, but it made me laugh. Please don't take this seriously.
    • graciegirl1978, on 08/20/2008, -2/+4I'm with you - I just read this and some of them made me chuckle... but only because of how ridiculous they are. Honestly, this has clearly been written by a man - which nullifies the entire thing from the get-go. No woman - or man, for that matter - can be summed up in a simple "10 things We'll Never Admit" ***** list. I won't even call it an article, because that's giving it more merit than it deserves. It's disgusting and demeaning.

      1. No, we're not as horny as you - but so what? Chances are if you're home and we're home and you want, we will accept your advances. We might not be as aggressive as you, and no we don't think about it every hour.

      2. Who actually DOES this? Sex and the City was a FICTIONAL TELEVISION SHOW, people. If you compare notes about your private life with your friends... that's just sad and you're clearly insecure about something. Get therapy, and stop sharing your details with others. It's none of their effing business.

      3. The penis is part of the male human anatomy. If you think it is funny looking, you shouldn't be allowed to see one up close and personal because inside, you're still a child. Grow up and realize that the human form is beautiful, male or female. And there's artwork all over the place featuring the phallis.... trust me. Just because Georgia O'Keefe didn't paint a flower shaped like one doesn't mean other artists haven't depicted it somehow.

      4. Okay. Porn. Yeah, we get it. And yeah, some of us get off on it. But not all of us. Sure it's more in our heads, but CHEESY ROMANCE IS DIVINE??? Are you effing joking? No. Cheesy romance doesn't get a woman off. Might get her soft and cute but it won't get her off. And if a woman says she's disgusted by two woman getting it on, she's lying to you and herself - it's hot, whether you're gay, bi or straight. Get over your insecurities of allowing your man to watch other women besides yourself.

      ...oh yes..... I'm ranting....

      5. This is just disgusting. Who are you? We ARE above embracing the double standard, you douchebag. Just because you've dated shallow women doesn't mean we're all going to just expect a man to pick up the tab. If you ask? You should pay - whether you are a man or woman. If you're asked you should offer to at least pay your way when the bill comes. If the other party insists, then you offer right then to pay for the next time out. This is common knowledge.

      6. No, we did not create the metrosexual, and yes we DO want to sleep with him. He cares about how he looks, treats women with respect... please. This already knocks 65% of non-metrosexual men out of the park.

      7. No, we're not crazy... and neither are you. We're different. Men and women are wired differently, but it doesn't make either of the sexes crazy. Gimme a break. What a cop out.

      8. Talk about attempting to set us back 50 years or so... no, society has not trained us to hate men. In fact, look at all the 14 year old girls out there and you'll see that society has taught us the exact opposite. They dress like 25 year old prostitutes and their parents should be reprimanded and punished for allowing their children to parade their sexuality around like that at such a young age. To catch a predator? Sorry, but methinks 14 year old boobies shouldn't be on their myspace for others to whack off to in the first place. Monitor your children, morons.

      9. Again.... clearly written by a man. No, we don't know what we want when we're young. It takes a decade or so of making mistakes with the wrong guys before we know what we DON'T want so we can narrow down the list of what we DO and what we'll compromise on. You men ought to try that some time - maybe you'd stop taking home that "2 at 10/10 at 2" every effing weekend. And Dr. Phil is a joke - everbody knows that.

      10. Of COURSE we want to see you happy, but we're not going to play games to make it happen. We're going to do what we can to make you happy while attempting to make ourselves happy too. You do the same thing, we hope. But it doesn't mean batting our eyelashes or flashing some cleavage to get a job done. How sad.
  • neFariou5, on 08/19/2008, -5/+10These are secrets? These sorts of lists come up every few months, on various sites. Every woman is different as every man is different, these mass labellings do nothing in the way of help the opposite sex.
    The truth of the matter is, everyone's willing to put up with some stuff to tolerate being with another person, and each person tolerates different things. So if you just be yourself but try to tone down the extremes you can have a few good relationships, and one of those relationships may turn into a long-term one if that's what you're into.
  • phbohn2, on 08/19/2008, -5/+26way to stereotype all women as loving oprah and dr. phil. jesus christ...
  • hoosierkd7, on 08/20/2008, -8/+26Obviously written by a man.
  • UltramegaOK, on 08/20/2008, -5/+45"Women had to fight for decades to earn the same rights as men. In America, we may have finally won that fight legally, but just because we demand equal pay in our jobs doesn’t mean we’re going to jump for the bill on a date or attempt to move our sofa single-handedly. Call it our revenge for having to wear corsets for several centuries."

    Typical entitled American Woman.
    • Kyrgizion, on 08/20/2008, -0/+9Talk about having your cake and eating it, too.
      I'll gladly pay for my dates' meals, cinema visits, etc, and I don't EXPECT anything in return but respect. I'm not a walking wallet any more than you are a walking vagina. Treat me that way and I'll return the favor.
    • Klisk, on 08/20/2008, -0/+3This just reminded me exactly why I'm gay.
      • SmpleJohn, on 08/20/2008, -1/+5Someone's still the chick.
      • CosmicJustice, on 08/20/2008, -0/+9Whoa! Wait a minute. You decided to be gay. I thought people were born gay.
      • macweirdo42, on 08/20/2008, -0/+5You lucky bastard! I wish I was gay - women are just downright insane.
      • Klisk, on 08/20/2008, -0/+3Whoever is the chick is generally the ideal chick. You don't have to deal with what is otherwise known as "girl tricks". Do you know how many of my straight friends spend literally THOUSDANDS of dollars, and work extra shifts to buy their girlfriends necklaces and purses? And they're only in their early 20's? It's disgusting.

        Also, CosmicJustice, I can't speak for the entire homosexual community but I personally chose it for sure. I could go "either way," though, so I'm an exception not the rule.
      • Kyrgizion, on 08/20/2008, -0/+3@Klisk
        Sounds to me like you're bi with a logical penchant for men. (You rationalised your train of thought by saying it's easier this way. After my last breakup, I genuinely wished I could turn gay because I had HAD it with women. But I just couldn't. It's not in my genes I guess).
        But 'true' homosexuals are only attracted to their own sex, it's not a choice for them.
      • macweirdo42, on 08/20/2008, -0/+2@Kyrgizion
        Yeah, that was my thought, too. It's interesting, for all the talk of the Kinsey scale and whatnot, true bisexuality is actually very rare in men. Not that it doesn't happen at all, it's just much more rare than either strict heterosexuality or homosexuality. Women, on the other hand, are apparently much more flexible in that area. Which, make no mistake, there are plenty of strictly heterosexual women and homosexual women, but women are far more likely to be bisexual than men. Come to think of it, there could be some evolutionary advantages there. I mean, if a woman gets pregnant, it could be advantageous, if, say, the man leaves her, to be able to form a bond with another woman to help raise the child. Terribly sorry, I went off on an extreme tangent there.
    • macweirdo42, on 08/20/2008, -0/+6What the hell? On top of everything else, woman are immortal, too? I mean, I understand, I'd be pissy, too, if I had to wear a corset for several centuries, but I was under the impression that most modern women don't have to suffer that.
      • Misanthrope, on 08/20/2008, -0/+2***** EXACTLY!
      • rpgmaker, on 08/20/2008, -0/+1And she (if the author is a she, that is) compares moving a sofa with what some womens had to go through in order to EARN the same rights as men. I hate the people that demean others people sacrifices and fights.
  • benroy, on 08/20/2008, -3/+3411) All women actually pee standing up.
    • chillypacman, on 08/20/2008, -1/+2If the list was made up with more of that than what it is, I'd digg it for being funny.

      Instead it's just lame.
    • drpaidout, on 08/20/2008, -0/+2What about "women actually fart" ?
  • occasus, on 08/20/2008, -1/+47"1) We are just as horny as you."

    In bed, probably, more often than not. But men are A LOT more easily turned on.
    • vilago, on 08/20/2008, -2/+9...and as women get older, the desire for sex gets stronger
    • Virgule, on 08/20/2008, -0/+1"Men is digital (ON/OFF) while woman is analog (a bit more this way, a bit less that way)."

      --Some geek or another on the internet.
  • occasus, on 08/20/2008, -1/+35"By the time a gal hits puberty, she’s convinced that most men are slimeballs who only smile at her because they’re imagining her naked."

    Tell me about it. I can't stand it when girls only smile at me because they're imagining me naked.
  • hamandcheeseUK, on 08/20/2008, -2/+21Wow, I feel slightly more retarded after reading that. Thanks Digg!
  • dearacc, on 08/20/2008, -2/+16the number 1 thing is when the hell they take a crap. I've been with my girl for 5 years and I'm not so sure she even ***** at all.
    • crownedgriffin, on 08/20/2008, -0/+14Only ugly girls poop.
    • occasus, on 08/20/2008, -1/+8And when do they OGC?
      Sorry, O>C
    • sjaxso, on 08/21/2008, -0/+1I've been with mine for 11 years and have never, NEVER known her to fart.

      It's always baffled me.
  • rshanuk, on 08/20/2008, -2/+71) We are just as horny as you

    Never have been to Asia
  • shoguner, on 08/20/2008, -5/+16YOUR BOOBS! SHOW THEM TO ME.
  • terajoule, on 08/20/2008, -5/+19Two options: ***** [or] GTFO.
  • Snoods, on 08/20/2008, -3/+36That was the worst article I have ever read on digg.
    • widgetmaker, on 08/20/2008, -1/+4You mean you've missed huffington post, raw story, Divine Caroline, The Daily Mail, assorted apple sites and plenty of others I've missed?
    • hoopy22, on 08/20/2008, -1/+1You obviously haven't sampled the Pulitzer-class work spewing out of huffingtondopes.com.
    • directedition, on 08/20/2008, -0/+2You must be new.
  • tk0680, on 08/20/2008, -1/+29I am not dating any woman who has been wearing corsets for centuries.
  • RGSPro, on 08/20/2008, -5/+13I call ***** on #9- Women aren't scared of commitment, they want that ring on their finger as soon as humanly possible and will manipulate and swindle until they are wed.

    Freaking clingy women
  • vilago, on 08/20/2008, -7/+1the vagina is the virgin mary's joke to women. *****
  • leladax, on 08/20/2008, -3/+5things this woman won't admit on her blog,

    * she does like the penis

    but it's slightly insightful. it hints that all this ***** isn't based on nature, but on social complexes.
  • poidh, on 08/20/2008, -5/+8And what men think: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
    • HomeBoy123, on 08/20/2008, -2/+4YOUR GENITALIA !!
      • poidh, on 08/20/2008, -3/+5"Women are only good for three things:

        Cooking,

        Cleaning,



















        And Vaginas."
  • Scottc320, on 08/20/2008, -2/+6"We are not above embracing the double standard." - Sexist
  • Yondelldude, on 08/20/2008, -2/+12It's actually women like this who give the larger population of women a bad name.
  • Llanowar, on 08/20/2008, -2/+94)

    Woman love porn just as much as guys do. I know plenty who watch more porn than most men. Girls that love porn to the extreme and are kinky as hell.
    However, they rarely seem to like the same kinda porn a guy does. They are simply far more selective, even when 100% freak.
  • galv0, on 08/20/2008, -1/+12That they cheated on you.
  • tama00, on 08/20/2008, -8/+3Shut up and cook dinner!
  • hwy9nightkid, on 08/20/2008, -2/+3Dugg for the pic of Ayumi Hamasaki
  • dsanonline, on 08/20/2008, -2/+5*cough* 90% ***** *cough*

    Some of these thing's ring true. Some of them, not quite so much. This one ring's truer than the other's, though.

    "5) We are not above embracing the double standard. Women had to fight for decades to earn the same rights as men. In America, we may have finally won that fight legally, but just because we demand equal pay in our jobs doesn’t mean we’re going to jump for the bill on a date or attempt to move our sofa single-handedly. Call it our revenge for having to wear corsets for several centuries. Oh, we also know you are completely stupified by the sight of boobs and we wield those puppies to our advantage."

    And this one is the biggest load of ***** I've seen all day...

    "10) We want to see you happy. Whether it’s asking you to “fix” our stuck cabinet door or set up our speaker system, we’re happy to give you an ego boost now and then. Sometimes it’s just easier to play the damsel in distress, smile, and nod than fight with you over the best way to debug a PC. And take note: this eager-to-please attitude extends to the bedroom, too, so long as you reciprocate."
  • SniperZero, on 08/20/2008, -4/+1Dugg for

    "Sometimes it’s just easier to play the damsel in distress, smile, and nod than fight with you over the best way to debug a PC."
  • meruru, on 08/20/2008, -3/+3I don't get the whole lesbian porn thing either. For me to get off to porn I need to imagine myself as one of the participants, which obviously isn't what guys do when watching lesbian porn (or is it?!). So what exactly is the appeal? What are you thinking about when you are getting off to lesbians?
    • KeillRandor, on 08/20/2008, -0/+3I know what I think about:

      A) I like women, so
      B) I like watching women naked and having sex, and
      C) I'm not interested in watching a man, so 2 girls together are much better and
      D) I really, really, like it when the women enjoy themselves, and thats why lesbian porn turns me on....
  • wzeallor, on 08/20/2008, -0/+4That's a splog. http://blackthelion.blog.dada.net/post/427209/Top+ ... is probably the original.
  • Jenadae, on 08/20/2008, -1/+1I cant think of anything that hasn't been said already...
  • xsquirrel378x, on 08/20/2008, -1/+2Ok this exact stupid list as shown up digg at least two other times and it makes me hate women more than I already do everytime I see it.
    • CosmicJustice, on 08/20/2008, -1/+1Wow! How ***** up do you have to be to hate women?
      • xsquirrel378x, on 08/20/2008, -1/+2I'm guessing normal ^_^
        Oh if we could just go back to the glory days before women's suffrage and The Hills.
  • ieee, on 08/20/2008, -2/+5I would bet that this is written by a man. I feel sorry for any schmuck dumb enough to believe it. I feel bad enough having read it.
    • theandy1, on 08/20/2008, -0/+1I thought the same reading through it. The title alone gives that away though.
  • ShoesChrist, on 08/20/2008, -0/+2I can't wait to get this 14 times in my email this morning...
  • xtothepowerofx, on 08/20/2008, -3/+1my girlfriend has admitted all of these things to me... these would hardly be called confessions or secrets in our house
  • meinrosebud, on 08/20/2008, -2/+1What rubbish and if I want to know what a woman thinks I'll ask thanks.
  • MillionsLivio, on 08/20/2008, -0/+3"We don’t ‘get’ porn"
    *****, my girlfriend loves porn and lesbians as well. I always find it annoying how one person speaks for their entire gender, everyone is different. I certainly don't want any random guy speaking on my behalf about what I like or how I think.
    • sotjian, on 08/20/2008, -0/+2No kidding. My best friend, a girl, is into hard core anal porn. Surprised me when I found out.
    • CosmicJustice, on 08/20/2008, -1/+1Your girlfriend is not typical and/or she pretends to like it because you're so in to it.
      • MillionsLivio, on 08/20/2008, -1/+1No, she enjoys it quite a lot, you just entirely missed my original point -- stop assuming things. You are trying to group half the worlds population into ***** generalizations.
      • Kyrgizion, on 08/20/2008, -1/+1@MillionsLivio
        I applaud your persistance in this matter, as you are right.
        As for women; two of my exes hated porn and I had to hide it from them. The girl I'm currently seeing (loosely, not gf) loves porn, both to watch by herself or together with a sexual partner. I didn't put her up to it, nor did she do it to "lure" me into anything (I found out after we had already slept together).

        And as for porn in general; porn is to men what a vibrator is to women. An aid - a visual one rather than a physical one - to achieve a goal. Women always assume that men are jacking off to the women in porn, but that is only partly true. They in fact only focus on the images, and the act, not the PEOPLE doing it, much like you can't exactly accuse a girl of cheating if she used a dildo.

        This is just how the male brain receives, translates and transmits signals and impulses. It is differently hardwired than the female brain when it comes to arousal and stimulation. Once one understands this, it is a lot easier to accept why the other gender is so "different" from your own.
  • DteK, on 08/20/2008, -3/+311) they fart
  • Torx, on 08/20/2008, -2/+41. BS
    2. BS
    3. BS
    4. BS
    5. BS
    6. BS
    7. " "
    8. " "
    9. " "
    10. " "

    profit is in there somewhere though..
  • Sererena, on 08/20/2008, -3/+8From my own perspective as a girl:
    1) Definitely, sometimes more so.
    2) Yeah, sorry.
    3) What? Penises are awesome!
    4) What? Porn is awesome!
    5) Depends on the girl, I guess. I like to be pampered but I pamper back.
    6) She can speak for herself, I was not a part of this! I will not let someone blame me for creating metrosexuals!
    7) *shifty eyes* It... just makes me more interesting?
    8) I love men, I resisted any 'training' to hate men.
    9) From my experience, guys can be pretty open with their feelings.
    10) I definitely like to make whoever my special guy happens to be, happy. :)
    • moxley, on 08/20/2008, -0/+3I think half of the guys on Digg are reading your post and are like "why can't my gf be more like this?!?" (I like you better than my last girlfriend already)...

      Generalizations aren't generally a good thing as the article seems to prove; however, many of the Canadian girls I've met seem to be more self-actualized and comfortable in their skin then their American counterparts.
      • luckyguy2000, on 08/20/2008, -0/+3my gf is this way and i know a lot of girls who are right like sererena.

        the list is *****. many things on it differ from woman to woman a lot, other things apply to a lot of men too.

        but yes, girls like sererena are dreamgirls to a lot of men.
      • Misanthrope, on 08/20/2008, -0/+2"I think half of the guys on Digg are reading your post and are like "why can't my gf be more like this?!?" (I like you better than my last girlfriend already)..."

        Aaaaaand that's why she wrote it.
  • DesertDude, on 08/20/2008, -3/+3" We are just as horny as you."

    Right.
    • Misanthrope, on 08/20/2008, -0/+2Yeah. Girls that say that just don't have a clue.
  • thegrantman, on 08/20/2008, -1/+3If I wanted to read ***** like this I wouldn't come to Digg, . Buried.
  • BugHouseFX, on 08/20/2008, -1/+2No funny,
    I want my 30 seconds back...
  • NecroDigg, on 08/20/2008, -2/+3The more I learn about women the less I like them. They seem incredibly shallow and scatterbrained. My first (and only) GF dumped me after one day. Told me I was good looking, and was generally awesome, but she just didn't like me. How the ***** does that even make sense?
    • MillionsLivio, on 08/20/2008, -1/+2You're the problem.
    • bubba9999, on 08/20/2008, -0/+2Try not to use logic when you're dealing with these things.
    • Misanthrope, on 08/20/2008, -0/+1Consider, as painful as it may be, that the compliments were what we call an "easy letdown".

      Not for sure...just...you know...consider it.
    • graciegirl1978, on 08/20/2008, -0/+2Definitely an easy let down, buddy. Women, in general, are not shallow and scatterbrained.

      Okay, maybe a lot of us are scatterbrained but generally we have a lot more going on than men give us credit for. You'll find a good one. There are a lot of ***** men and a lot of ***** women out there. Just gotta find a non ***** one that fits with you. :o)

      Good luck, bro. Peace.
      • NecroDigg, on 08/21/2008, -0/+1Well, I hope you're right. This experience has put me off the whole idea.
    • Sererena, on 08/20/2008, -0/+2Wait, you dated a girl for one day and now we're all shallow and scatterbrained? I think you need some perspective, but I'm guessing (and hoping) you're just young (despite the fact your profile says you're 49).
      • NecroDigg, on 08/21/2008, -0/+1Well, what else do I have to go on, other than my personal experience and what I've been told by other guys? Your word that women are wonderful and not bitches?
  • MrFurious2k, on 08/20/2008, -0/+3About half those points are annoying, a few are obvious, and the rest are just self-indulgent. Buried for stupidity.
  • howdareyou, on 08/20/2008, -0/+1"Scientists are always citing new studies that men think about sex once a minute while women think about it once a day. I don’t know who they’re polling, but this is *****. Truth is, just because gals lack testosterone doesn’t mean we don’t enjoy a good lay. We just don’t want to get branded as easy. Believe me, the more chaste and innocent a girl looks, the more likely she is into some fuzzy handcuffs and a well-worn Kama Sutra."

    Single space after periods please.
  • BattleChimp, on 08/20/2008, -1/+1Bitches.
  • omarst, on 08/20/2008, -0/+1We created the metrosexual.

    they are taking to much credit, marketing created metrosexual to sell more crap
  • Jauladeoro, on 08/27/2008, -0/+4This article was full of lies, generalizations and common sense. Just what Digg loves. To the front page with it!

    #1. "We are just as horny as you are" - Lie - Nearly every married couple I know fights over a handful of things and one of those big things is SEX (He wants it, she doesn't.) We are NOT secretly as horny as you. If we were, men wouldn't have such a hard time getting it.

    #2. "We do talk and compare notes with our girlfriends". - Duh?

    #3. "We think the penis must be God’s joke to man" - TRUE.

    #4. "We don’t ‘get’ porn." - FALSE. Many women "get" porn, but while it can be a turn on, it's not worth it because of all the negative emotions it stirs up (i.e. I don't look like her, I'll never look like her, he's going to be comparing us, he's going to be thinking of her later, I feel guilty for watching this, this is a sin, this is anti-women, etc, etc.)

    #5. "We are not above embracing the double standard". - Sadly true.

    #6. "We created the metrosexual (but don't want to sleep with him)". - Probably true for most women. Depends on her taste.

    #7. "Yeah, we are crazy". - True that, especially during a particular time of the month.

    #8. "Society has trained us to hate [and mistrust men]"- Yeah, and experience has told us we're justified most of the time... The point is? How many male diggers see a pic of a pretty girl and say "I'd hit it" instead of "I'd take her on a romantic date and bring her home to Mom"? ... Um, yeah - hence the hate and mistrust.

    #9. "We don’t really know what the hell we want, but we’ll pretend to be relationship experts".- Speak for yourself sister. I don't play those silly games.

    #10. "We want to see you happy" - Men, if you think this is false, you're dating the wrong woman or you're masochistic. Yes, most of us want to see you happy, but we want to be happy (and respected), too.
    • h0ly, on 08/20/2008, -0/+1"How many male diggers see a pic of a pretty girl and say "I'd hit it" instead of "I'd take her on a romantic date and bring her home to Mom"?

      Would you bring home to Mom a complete stranger you saw in a picture on the internet?
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