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- IvenomI, on 01/23/2009, -0/+112You win cousin of the year award.
- ZeroDarkness, on 01/22/2009, -1/+106Almost all tattoo's are cliche's these days. It's all been done, and usually in the most gaudy way. My cousin had a penis tattoo done on his hand... he was drunk... and I drove him there.
- casspa, on 01/22/2009, -4/+88First thing to avoid is getting on this site http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
- Fontzepontze, on 01/23/2009, -0/+76Nothing says I turned 18 in 1996 like a tribal tattoo.
- frascellyboy273, on 01/23/2009, -2/+74Mirror:
http://rorr.im/digg.com/arts_culture/10_tattoo_cli ... - hollywoodphony, on 01/22/2009, -4/+71They left out all those pussies with the teardrops at the corner of their eyes.
- WordsnCollision, on 01/22/2009, -1/+59Tramp Stamps... the name says it all.
- fluidfoundation, on 01/22/2009, -0/+54Barcodes
torn flesh revealing guts and/or electronics
mushrooms
any looney tunes characters (i live in the south. trust me)
monkey / women bent over directly on the belly button (yeah, it looks like an ass, we get it) - inactive, on 01/23/2009, -0/+46My younger brother got his FIRST NAME tattooed across his back.
Face. Palm. - Garofoli, on 01/23/2009, -1/+47If you have tattoos (like me) then you know that people are often asking for advice about being inked. If you’re not tattooed, here is a short guide to some mistakes to avoid.
Before you go under the needle, have a look to see what the following might say about you.
Tribal Band/Barbed Wire - Upper Arm
This tattoo proclaims you as a member of the tribe, that’s true. The sad part is that the tribe in question is the “sub-literati.”
Super Hard Neck Tattoo
The placement implies anything but hardness, no matter the subject matter. This is the mark of the young man with erectile dysfunction, or at the very least, a premature ejaculator. Can you say overcompensation? Go ahead and try again. I’m willing to be patient.
Garden Variety Butterfly Tramp Stamp
Beware the secret garden below. The butterfly belies a much more sinister truth, and though the garden is sure to be properly pruned, the implication that insect life may seek exodus from the deep cleavage below may not be so far off the mark.
Look At My Boobs Sacred Heart
Frank Zappa had it right about you Catholic girls. Too many years cooped up with the same sex have you making this desperate and permanent plea for male attention that you reiterate every time you “forget” to close those top buttons.
Any Placement Of A Dolphin
Bad enough on a necklace or a t-shirt, the dolphin tattoo indicates a desire to be seen as peace and earth loving. The bad news is that you were probably inspired to get it after an alcohol fueled domestic abuse disturbance that resulted in your arrest.
Nautical Star
Would you cut it out already? The closest you’ve been to the open water is happy hour near the naval base during shore leave.
Angel Wings On The Back
In your desire to be different, you committed the error of putting puny, atrophied angel wings on your back in an indelible medium. Were they suddenly to become corporeal, you’d be left with useless nubs that make getting dressed impossible. Shows severe spatial orientation issues.
Flower On The Ankle
The design you picked out gave you a familiar, warm-fuzzy feeling. It’s unfortunate that you failed to recognize it was because it resembled the packaging on your favorite feminine hygiene product. A future of daytime soaps awaits you.
Tazmanian Devil
Any Looney Tunes character pretty much says the same thing, but Taz is the mark of the beast - as in Old Milwaukee. The calling card of the unemployable, the Tazmanian Devil shows a character deficit that pretty much guarantees you will complacently be the recipient of public assistance for the rest of your life.
Low-Abdominal, Sub-Navel Tribal
Your shirt’s too short and your pants are too low and that means we can all see your belly tattoo. With or without a belly button ring, this almost definitely indicates a cavalier approach to birth control. Pretty soon, your tattoo will be ravaged by your impending and unplanned pregnancy.
Pictures were lacking anyway. - ZeroCubed, on 01/23/2009, -3/+43My advice for tattoos -
1)REASEARCH your local parlors/studios. Do not go into a shady little place in a corner of town. The best places have been around for a long time, and websites will inform you of which ones are up to date with inspections, inspection ratings and reviews. In Austin Tx, the place I went to was Atomic Tattoo on S. Lamar. Also, visit the parlor before getting your tattoo. Some parlors require at least two weeks sign up in advance, and even if it doesn't, it helps to first talk to the artists and ask questions, you find out things, such as; after deciding on a final price, most places will not charge extra if you decide to not do the entire tattoo in a single sitting. My tat took 3 hours, but I could have done it in two or three sessions at no extra charge if I wanted. You also can get to know the artist who will be inking you, and run your tattoo idea through him or her.
2) Make it personal. If you plan out the tattoo so that it has meaning to you, then it's something you'll actually want and not regret later. My tattoo is a large shooting star that runs down my spine. On the tattoo, in Japanese is the phrase "I want to play among the stars", adapted from a line in "Fly Me to the Moon". The phrase also has special meaning to me, plus, I came up with the basic design myself - I allowed the tattoo artist to alter and tweak a bit to his own style and after we agreed on the final design I went under the needle.
4) If you really don't want a tattoo that has meaning, but just to be pretty/cool, think of an original idea. Even better, design it yourself or have a friend design it for you. Chances are someone in the world also had the same idea - but chances are you won't meet them either. You'll feel better about it if you thought of the design/idea yourself rather than look through a design book or searched online.
4) Choose a safe place on your body. Okay, so I didn't follow this advice. Most people get their first tattoo in a place that won't hurt so much - the upper arm, lower leg, side. Any place over bone is gonna hurt like a bitch. So of course my tat, which runs down the spine and overlaps the shoulder blades a bit, hurt like hell. Most people also get a much smaller first tattoo...
5) THIS IS VERY VERY IMPORTANT!!! Right before your tattoo appointment, EAT something and DRINK plenty of fluids. Believe it or not, tattoos are quite stressful, unless they're really tiny like that stupid dolphin one. This is especially important if you're getting tattooed in a non-safe place like near the hip bone, neck/face, on the ribs, or any other place bony. My boss had a tattoo on her hip bone of a stegosaurus - it's not a very big tattoo, so I was surprised to hear she had fainted. Until of course, I asked her if she had eaten or drank anything right before getting it and it turns out she didn't. You can get quite sick feeling due to the pain and unusual feeling tattooing brings. Eating right before the appointment helps - trust me, you won't vomit or anything.
6) Okay, this is for girls - guys won't follow this advice even if their life depended on it. If it's your first tattoo and it's gonna be a long one and/or painful, ask the tattoo artist if you can have a friend with you. Some tattoo parlors have private tattoo rooms for sanitary and privacy reasons, and usually don't allow anyone other than the artist and patient. But if it's your first tattoo and it's gonna be a doozy, it doesn't hurt to ask and most likely they'll say yes. Your friend can hold your hand (when it gets ***** painful) and talk to you - talking helps distract you from the pain. Just ask them not to make you laugh or anything, you might disrupt the artist. - mikebeezey, on 01/23/2009, -3/+39I think those only really work if your polynesian. Otherwise your still kind of a poser.
- KC9ECI, on 01/23/2009, -1/+37Better than a hand tattoo on his penis I suppose.
- dylio, on 01/23/2009, -1/+37The Rock can pull that off, college frat boys cannot.
- inactive, on 01/23/2009, -1/+36His boyfriend won't forget to yell out the wrong name during orgasm. I mean, if he has a boyfriend or ever decided to get one.
- Renton, on 01/23/2009, -2/+36I saw one of those douchebags at the carnival the other night. He was wearing some lame polka dot outfit and making balloon animals.
- santixx, on 01/23/2009, -0/+33Understood. I will avoid tattooing a timeout page on my body.
- JeffH, on 01/23/2009, -0/+32Mirror?
- Mizzark, on 01/23/2009, -0/+30Tell him to put his LAST NAME too so he won't forget that either.
- omoshiroi, on 01/23/2009, -0/+27Nothing on Chinese tattoos on those who do not understand the language?
See: hanzismatter.com - MrZop, on 01/23/2009, -1/+26Enabler.
- deva14, on 01/22/2009, -0/+22"With or without a belly button ring, this almost definitely indicates a cavalier approach to birth control. Pretty soon, your tattoo will be ravaged by your impending and unplanned pregnancy."
BWA-hahaha!
Not going to lie, I narrowly missed the Asian characters in high school... - Xcel, on 01/23/2009, -1/+21I attended a wedding where the maid of honor had an open back dress. She had tiny wings like in the picture and it looked like she was a retarded angel.
- Skurt, on 01/23/2009, -0/+20Germans call them;
Ass Antlers - Zarokima, on 01/23/2009, -0/+20Your grandma sounds a lot cooler than my Southern-Baptist buzzkill.
- inactive, on 01/23/2009, -0/+19I grew up in South Carolina, and saw a lot of Looney Tunes tattoos. My grandma one of Bugs with a huge boner.
- holygram, on 01/23/2009, -0/+19)
- RaisingSpirits, on 01/23/2009, -4/+22I like tattoos, I'll happily admit that. However, I also believe that a large percentage, if not the majority, of people who have them get them for what I would consider to be the wrong reasons. (though really it's not my place to judge) I only have 1 tattoo so far but have a couple others planned that I have spent years thinking about. The thing is, I have designed mine myself and they have deep personal meanings to me. They represent the core foundations on which I live my life. They are unique and personal and I don't get them to be noticed or to gain attention... In my case they are reminders of what I truly believe in and when life gets hard and my path is unclear I find strength in that. I feel that if someone puts time and meaning into their ink like I do then it then it becomes something more than just art or a form of expression, it's honestly a part of who they are.... of course, that's just me.
- Stinkylicious, on 01/23/2009, -0/+18I know I always check my back when I forget my name.
- minorgods, on 01/23/2009, -2/+20I once ended a blind date in 10 minutes with the words "Let me guess.. It's a butterfly."
Best. Date. Ever. - anubis2night, on 01/23/2009, -3/+21To me tatt's can be cool but for now they're played. Almost every joker has them, and don't even get me started on that Ed Hardy bullsh** my father was a tattoo artist long ago (he's been dead since 90. And I can't help but wonder how many times he's spun in his grave at stuff that passes nowadays. I'd have to say the thing that bugs me most right now is seeing the random tattoo's all over the place without a theme or balance. Why spend the coin and have them just anywhere? Better to get a sleeve or 2 and get it done right. Also save up and get a real artist to do a custom piece. You'll be much, much happier.
- HuskyPuzzle, on 01/22/2009, -0/+17Ahhh, the ol' scorpion on the neck. Very classy.
- WhoDoneIt, on 01/23/2009, -0/+17Just means that their Tuna above is dolphin free.
- , on 01/23/2009, -7/+22While most of those are kinda silly, if your happy with it, who gives a ***** what anyone else thinks?
There are some judgey mother ***** on digg today. - bigstinky, on 01/23/2009, -0/+14I truly did not think I would have ever formed a mental image of Bugs Bunny with a boner in this lifetime.
I feel odd. - Leo21k, on 01/22/2009, -9/+23I'm not a fan of those pointy tribal tattoos that every one has but I wouldnt mind getting a polynesian tribal tattoo.
The Rock has a cool one.
http://www.kidzites.com/images/TheRock.jpg - HuoXin, on 01/22/2009, -0/+14lower back huh? ;)
- krahzee, on 01/23/2009, -0/+13The Rock's is in the traditional Samoan style, nothing to do with tribal tattoo as we know them. It's actually part of the Samoan cultural that dates back centuries. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_tattooing# ...
- minnecrapolis, on 01/23/2009, -1/+14Does anyone know how to write "douchebag" in Chinese?
If so, post it and I will make a $1000 challenge...
Get some sucker Frat Boy drunk and get him to tattoo that on the back of his neck (above the collar line) and I will gladly pay you $1000. I would bet Diggers will chip in to build up the cash.
MUST BE CONFIRMED TO NOT BE A WASH OFF TATTOO - MUST BE PERMANENT!
/s - in case I get sued later - I'll still pay the $1000 but I am not taking legal responsibility for anyone actually doing it. - captainertmer, on 01/23/2009, -0/+13a garden on the lower back?
what kind of animals are you dating? - timrob, on 01/23/2009, -1/+14It's supposed to signify how many murders they have committed (in gangs etc.)
- loubeck, on 01/23/2009, -1/+12Tattoo's aren't all bad.
I know a girl that has a really cool one.
It's a tattoo of a sea shell and she has it right on her inner thigh. The best part is that if you put your ear right up against it, you can smell the ocean. - thatonekid393, on 01/23/2009, -0/+11YES.
But sadly, white people will never understand this simple concept.
"I think it means I'm awesome and also a dragon" - momomathew, on 01/23/2009, -0/+11My niece got a Chinese symbol on her lower back. She said it was her name in Chinese....
I asked her how many girls in China are named Danielle? For all you know it could be "dumbass" - lowbot, on 01/23/2009, -2/+13Err, each tear is for a person they have murdered. At least here in Chicago.
- inactive, on 01/23/2009, -1/+12That's because he IS polynesian you doofus.
- banthis, on 01/23/2009, -0/+10Now you became a failer.
- notoneofus, on 01/23/2009, -0/+10Couldn't he have just gotten one of those cowboy belts with the embossed letters?
- Rocketman574, on 01/23/2009, -0/+10Yes, but he is The Rock, and you are not.
- td001, on 01/23/2009, -0/+9Friends don't let friends get tribal armbands.
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