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What's The Worse Apple Can Do? [PIC]

joyoftech.com — Release The Kraken

Who dugg this? Made popular Sep 30, 2008

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  • quidpro, on 09/29/2008, -1/+115How could you mess up the grammar when the line is straight from the source? ("worse" vs "worst")
  • nonks, on 09/29/2008, -2/+93Don't you mean iKraken?
  • Enron, on 09/30/2008, -2/+52They certainly can't do worse than the title of this submission.
  • Ryansmellsfarts, on 09/30/2008, -3/+44That isn't a kraken..
  • marshallpeck, on 09/30/2008, -2/+39tool
  • mediaphile, on 09/30/2008, -0/+35worst*

    Even more stupid since it says it right there in the comic.
  • timusca, on 09/29/2008, -6/+41Apple Inc., not Apple Computer
  • Mania33, on 09/30/2008, -2/+22What's the worse grammar a Digg poster can do?
  • govsucks, on 09/29/2008, -3/+21Now we get to sit back and watch apple marketing execs and lawyers destroy some really cool tech because they know everything.

    I can see a backlash building up over this already. I swear if I ever have marketing execs or lawyers working for my company full time, every one of their chairs will be a catapult and I will have brick walls erected outside their windows.
  • Samsauce, on 09/30/2008, -0/+17Buried as inaccurate. Jobs wears white shoes not black.
  • Frozo, on 09/30/2008, -0/+14Nah, the internet just EXPOSES all the dummies that have been flying under the radar all this time.
  • Zarokima, on 09/30/2008, -5/+19What's a Zune?
  • Beatmiser, on 09/30/2008, -0/+12If a joke doesn't even resemble funny is it still a joke?
  • daPhoenix, on 09/30/2008, -1/+13You know, I was shrugging off the "Internet makes us dumber" -topic on the front page but now I've seen the light.
  • jcsw, on 09/30/2008, -1/+12I can has worse gramr?
  • DeviantDragon, on 09/30/2008, -1/+10Apparently the Kraken is the Creature from the Black Lagoon crossed with Goro.
  • Magnolit, on 09/30/2008, -1/+10Spoken like a true believer in facts.
  • HouseTreeGraham, on 09/30/2008, -0/+8I dunno, they could do worst...
  • Dylson, on 09/30/2008, -9/+17Spoken like a true fanbot.
  • CatsAreGods, on 09/30/2008, -3/+10Not funny...2 of my friends were killed by a kraken. :-(
  • MicrosoftBob, on 09/30/2008, -0/+6There, there!
  • Laminarcissus, on 09/30/2008, -0/+6Plus, I do love it when the punch line is in the summary! Saves me a lot of time and laughing.
  • HappyDonut, on 09/30/2008, -0/+6It might just be me, but doesn't it ruin the whole comic when the punchline is right below the title?
  • Crazymaniacc, on 09/30/2008, -1/+6Digg needs an image section... oh wait
  • krytz86, on 09/30/2008, -1/+6Phil McKraken
  • funkymoose, on 09/30/2008, -2/+7http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zune
  • ethana2, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4Yes. I, for one, _don't_.
    ...happy Dellbuntu owner.
  • Shogi, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4Hard to imagine Apple doing anything more ghastly than starting that marketing trend.
  • Genecalypse, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4Didnt know Steve commanded the Lurker Below
  • unhg, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4This sucks. Now I'm going to have to wait in line to get my 10-story tall iKraken
  • jcsw, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4I like the playstation logo in your profile picture
  • LeviTheSmith, on 09/30/2008, -0/+4I like the Diglett in your profile picture
  • ethana2, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3Have you bought tickets?...
  • ThePhotoBoy, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3What other colors is the Kraken available in?
  • daschupa, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3iKraken, Attorney at law!
  • occasus, on 09/30/2008, -3/+6Hrrm.. I'm Swedish, but I'd say "Spoken as by a true fanbot".
  • Frozo, on 09/30/2008, -1/+4Thank you, Dwight Schrute.
  • inactive, on 09/30/2008, -6/+9Holy Crap! You actually bought the Zune?

  • joy2k9, on 09/30/2008, -1/+4APPLE FAIL!
  • armakaryk, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3Clash of the Titans. Go watch it. you aren't a geek until you've seen (and subsequently fall in love with) a ray harryhausen movie.
  • inactive, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3Yes, it's more like the creature from the black lagoon, with four arms...
  • honeybrass, on 09/30/2008, -1/+4oh god! quiet! they can hear you!
  • svensksvamp, on 09/30/2008, -0/+3http://mos.stanford.edu/ee272/proj00/kraken/kraken ...
  • DickyT83, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2Or stop trying so hard.
  • ethana2, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2Pretty much...
  • inactive, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2It's even in BOLD!
  • Rudegar, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2and http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraken
  • Kevin108, on 09/30/2008, -0/+2What's the WORST. Write it a hundred times, you idiot.
  • CressCrowbits, on 09/30/2008, -1/+3The Kraken is a big octopus thing.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraken

    Buried for overall FAIL.
  • DarthShaun, on 09/30/2008, -1/+3Dugg for Clash of the Titans.
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