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- martinezmic, on 05/28/2008, -8/+272It's just a flesh wound
- KingWilson, on 05/28/2008, -2/+217kinda like how it cut a hole in my wallet
- FatO, on 05/28/2008, -91/+241"MacBook Air can cut through flesh."
It's also the ***** laptop in the history of the universe.
Bury me, Apple bitches!!! - poopnugget, on 05/28/2008, -10/+152Suck it up.
At least you have one. - BigManOnCampus, on 05/28/2008, -3/+115I thought this was an Onion article at first.
It wouldn't be the first time a computer cut me deep. The last box I built had some funky metal feet. I didn't realize it, grabbed it like normal and nearly cut the tip of my index finger off. - ChrisLim, on 05/28/2008, -13/+95I call BS. German bread is crusty on the outside and soft on the inside like an egg. I'll bet I can use my Dell Inspiron's LCD to do the same.
- inactive, on 05/28/2008, -4/+83Jason Bourne should file this away for future use.
- odiego, on 05/28/2008, -9/+86Pussy.
- ryanhayn, on 05/28/2008, -1/+73Keep your distance when looking at porn. You don't wanna slice your pickle.
- hungryduck, on 05/28/2008, -3/+71It definitely isn't the worst laptop ever but I've heard it has some big issues with batteries and overheating. It would be nice if it had at least one more USB port and a DVD drive. The difference in thickness of the Air and a regular Macbook is pretty small and the Macbook has tons more features.
- colasrtney, on 05/28/2008, -1/+66Apple Store carries anti-cut safety strips, Silver $500, Black $700.
- zomgorly, on 05/28/2008, -26/+85It slices, it dices, but will it blend?
- olithebumm, on 05/28/2008, -4/+50Now that could be a useful murder weapon....
- TedsGame, on 05/28/2008, -11/+57There's absolutely nothing wrong in claiming you have soft skin. You probably look gorgeous in a bikini too and you can totally dance. That is who Apple built the Air for. And homosexual men.
- RachaelMichele, on 05/28/2008, -0/+42Only in small doses.
- cyclopssmiley, on 05/28/2008, -4/+42tis*
- RachaelMichele, on 05/28/2008, -9/+46Ok, I'm reading this on a MBA. I just rubbed my fingers as hard/fast as I could against all the edges and it didn't even leave a red mark. Additionally, since most people don't get it from my name, I am a woman with pretty thin, non calloused skin. (I was gonna say soft, but for some reason it felt wrong to say that about myself.)
Anyway, I'm pretty confident in calling ***** on this one. - inactive, on 05/28/2008, -1/+35but it fits into an envelope
- Zarokima, on 05/28/2008, -10/+42Then why don't you have one?
- newstart, on 05/28/2008, -0/+31So you guys finally managed to discover MacBook Air Hidden Feature number 3: "Bread Slicer". Lets see how much time it takes for you guys to discover feature 4.
- willaggs, on 05/28/2008, -1/+27Nah. I like my macbook but I wouldn't buy a MB air
- CrimsonBlur, on 05/28/2008, -2/+27Do you realize the ***** of horny comments you have set yourself up for here?
- TedsGame, on 05/28/2008, -28/+53Dugg. Apple Bitches are not only technically impaired, but also vicious haters.
- fadain, on 05/28/2008, -2/+25New Threat: Anyone can you beat you to death with a Dell.
- Startemus, on 05/28/2008, -3/+25mmmmm... thin, non calloused skin.
- waynechng, on 05/28/2008, -0/+21Apple will also now start charging for updates to the "Bread Slicer" feature. The edge is only replaceable by Apple technicians.
- cl2yp71c, on 05/28/2008, -0/+21And I swear to digg the article in which someone gets killed with the MB Air.
- Azerael, on 05/28/2008, -1/+20I use an MBP as my main PC and I dugg you up.
We're not all brainwashed. - IpodTouchXX, on 05/28/2008, -5/+24What do you expect? the Macbook air's design is cutting edge!
- inactive, on 05/28/2008, -24/+43Good god, there's still people like you that are upset the Air didn't have the specs you wanted? Get over it already. The Air has its market and it isn't you.
- funkyjunk3, on 05/28/2008, -4/+22This was NOT a MacBook Air, but a MacBook. According to one of the comments, apparently the machine translation chopped a lot of the original post. The MacBook Air was just used as a demonstration with the bread, and wasn't the cause of the original cut.
"1. It was a MacBook with which he had this accident, not a MBA
2. Cutting the bread was merely a "dramatizing demonstration"
3. Many things do have sharp edges and can lead to accidents." - sndchsr, on 05/28/2008, -2/+20Just makes it easier to make a blood sacrifice for Steve Jobs...
- rdhazrd, on 05/28/2008, -0/+18You mean yours is the thinnest on the planet??
- opnickc, on 05/28/2008, -9/+27The market of people who think: "gee, I really want one of these cool new subnotebooks, but they're all too darn cheap! If only I could get the same thing but for 3-6 times the price and 10 times the smugness. . . " ?
Asus Eeepc - $300-$550, specs suitable for basic tasks, enough ports for basic stuff
HP mini-note - $500-$800, specs suitable for basic tasks, enough ports for basic stuff, plus expandability via express card slot and removable battery
Apple Macbook Air - $1,700+, specs suitable for basic tasks and some multimedia, only 1 USB port, adapter needed for vga-out, no possibility for mobile broadband, battery cannot be swapped, larger footprint than other subnotebooks
Now tell me, which of these things is not like the others? - Darkhacker, on 05/28/2008, -0/+17I must not be gay enough. I still can't afford one.
- inactive, on 05/28/2008, -9/+26I'd slide my Macbook Air into your manila envelope, if you know what I mean.
- RachaelMichele, on 05/28/2008, -1/+18I figured the "I just had two kids in two years" part might.
- Aupajo, on 05/28/2008, -0/+16Deliver'd!
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2316/oddjobmacb ... - ravithepimp, on 05/28/2008, -1/+16No, it makes him twice as gay.
- inactive, on 05/28/2008, -10/+25Agreed. It's too bad you'll get dugg down just because most diggers are Apple Bitches.
- a1lazydog, on 05/28/2008, -1/+16"what's that? a paper cut?"
"nope. an Air cut" - TremorX, on 05/28/2008, -3/+17Indeed. That's not a cut, he's breaking out in vaginas.
- Pyehole, on 05/28/2008, -3/+17He does, in fact, he's got 2.
- DixonPro, on 05/28/2008, -2/+16A pussy.
- darlyn, on 05/28/2008, -2/+16You have to be pretty careless to manage to cut your arm with a device that is less than an inch thick. I'm guessing these people also have a hard time with credit cards, CDs, iPods, and plastic shades.
- weizilla, on 05/28/2008, -3/+17if he has 2, then does the gay polarities cancel each other out?
- Pyehole, on 05/28/2008, -0/+13Actually, I can attest that trying to defend the MB Air will only get you dugg down.
- Knucklecallus, on 05/28/2008, -1/+14Literally. Put it in a manila folder and put that sucker away
- euro22, on 12/17/2008, -2/+15'tis merely a flesh wound**
- RachaelMichele, on 05/28/2008, -1/+14In that case I should mention that I have already found my computer nerd to marry and have born two of his children since 2006. Save your horniness for Natalie Portman, nerd brethren.
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