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  • synystar, on 04/24/2008, -145/+47Linux is on the other side. Oh.. ***** I thought I was being clever, that's the point isn't it.
    • Dokument, on 04/24/2008, -35/+445Linux is the one shooting at them.
      • synystar, on 04/24/2008, -8/+29Oh! Linux is shooting at them? I thought she was just over on the other side kinda scaring the hell out of them. This could turn out to be interesting indeed.
        • Namco, on 04/25/2008, -2/+4Linux is the fat ***** nerd sitting at home. Alone.
          • LeeSoong, on 05/14/2008, -0/+1if by 'sitting at home, alone' you mean running most of the servers and websites on the intertubes - you're almost right...

            The nice thing is when Linux is running low on ammo,
            she just downloads new and better ammo for free,
            with the source - in case she wants to make her very
            own heat seeking, proprietary crushing ammo...
      • PaulOwen, on 04/24/2008, -10/+1Bindun.

        http://www.macformat.co.uk/resources/macformat/pas ...
        • PaulOwen, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1Oooh we have a lot of Mac fanboys in today, and aren't they pissed!
      • ejhdigdug, on 04/24/2008, -5/+45That's Bruce Willis, which means Linux is going to get it's Ass Kicked.
        • Laughsatyou, on 04/24/2008, -2/+12linux isnt a pc?
        • nmnnotmyname, on 04/25/2008, -1/+6Linux is not a PC. Though I found the clever comments funny, Linux does in fact fit into PC and Mac both. Meh...
        • mimzy, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2Haha, what you don't know is that Linux is Chuck Norris. Bye Bye Bruce Willis.
      • rpgmaker, on 04/25/2008, -5/+3Linux is the OS that the PC is running ;)
        • overridemymind, on 04/25/2008, -2/+0And mental retardation is the OS you're running.
          • midbc, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1way to override your own mind
          • overridemymind, on 04/25/2008, -0/+0Oooh, sick burn dude. Ouch.

            However, my previous comment was rather uncalled for. My apologies to rpgmaker and anyone that may have been offended.

            Cheers,
            Nick
      • eakmal, on 04/25/2008, -2/+0It's funny everyone has their assumption hehe .
        http://curhatbarudak.com
    • minitrollster, on 04/24/2008, -12/+307But he has an ATI gun and can't figure how to make it work.
      • purpledrank, on 04/24/2008, -8/+67You have no idea just how hard you owned them.
        • powatom, on 04/24/2008, -1/+60I have a spinning cube dammit. A SPINNING CUBE!
        • TheWindBlows, on 04/24/2008, -1/+22Cubes don't make very good bullets
          • lostarchitect, on 04/24/2008, -0/+13depends on the range, i suppose.
          • Disease, on 04/24/2008, -0/+9They do in Garry's Mod.
          • madeingermany, on 04/24/2008, -0/+20you underestimate Borg Technology!
          • Napalmhaze, on 04/25/2008, -0/+3Cubes dont make good bullets. But a soul cube does major damage!
          • Handonam, on 04/25/2008, -0/+4the companion cube begs to differ
          • pichinde, on 04/25/2008, -0/+0tell that to Puckle (his 1800s machine gun had two types of bullet and barrel, round for christians and square for muslims).
          • LeeSoong, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1Linux:

            'PC and Mac? Are You Still There? I see you ...
        • Conwaysb0718, on 04/24/2008, -2/+4More like: "they have no idea just how hard you owned them"...
        • nmnnotmyname, on 04/25/2008, -0/+4Actually, they're owning ATI users and I feel unaffected as a user of NVidia + Linux. ATI deserves all of the FUD it can get for having ***** drivers on Linux and a horrible OpenGL implementation (at least in terms of extension support)
      • DarkSpoon, on 04/24/2008, -3/+28well he can shoot in 2d right out of the box, but 3d is a bitch.
        • DarthMalcontent, on 04/25/2008, -0/+6So if you can climb a tree, you're safe.
      • dickeytk, on 04/24/2008, -22/+3EPIC LAWLZ
      • halobender, on 04/24/2008, -5/+18Well played sir.
      • praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -10/+3Kind of a passé joke, as ATI drivers are open-source, now.
        • GawtMilk, on 04/24/2008, -4/+5Kind of a passé joke, as BSODs are very rare, now.
        • nmnnotmyname, on 04/25/2008, -1/+8How BSODs are related to this comment is beyond me.

          Yeah, I get the whole "Oh since that no longer matters BSODs don't either" thing, but with Windows your software is nearly always more out of date than Linux is.
          • praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -0/+2Indeed. I've never made any comments about Windows getting BSODs when I was using XP, in fact I defended XP when any such talk arose. I really never experienced any crashes when I was running XP for 2 and a half years, so I don't know why GawtMilk decided to channel his fanboy beef through me. Ah, well.
      • Raphyy, on 04/24/2008, -4/+4Jesus christ, I love you
        • unreg, on 04/25/2008, -2/+16He loves you too.
          • LeeSoong, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1In a completely normal, manly - heterosexual, buddy, pal, friend sort of way.

            Just because he enjoyed living with 12 men doesn't mean anything at all, not that there is anything wrong with that...
        • overridemymind, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1Why? Is Jesus the one shooting at Bruce Willis?
      • sarixe, on 04/25/2008, -4/+4my linux has an nvidia gun... which can kill your linux and its stupid ati gun
        • borninda818, on 04/25/2008, -0/+9I have a typewritter :D
          • LeeSoong, on 05/15/2008, -0/+1and yes, Linux complies and runs on it just fine with 0 K RAM!
        • nmnnotmyname, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2Yeah. The Radeon gun may be able to shoot faster for less, but my NVidia can shoot nuclear missiles compared to what most all ATI cards could shoot.
        • br0wnstar, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1analogy taken too far?
      • ruddy, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1but wait! the automatic drive installer aka Envy saves the day! phew
      • shrewduser, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1well its still a good joke, but would have been better before the completely re written ATI drivers which work pretty damn well....
      • pichinde, on 04/25/2008, -0/+0That was raw.
    • alexforcefive, on 04/24/2008, -3/+21I think this would make kevin smith linux
    • Samuraizero, on 04/24/2008, -8/+28Wait, it says PC, so why it can be Linux? Maybe is our friend Windows who is shooting...
      • Echomote, on 04/24/2008, -1/+7Nah, they installed Linux on the Mac.
        • nmnnotmyname, on 04/25/2008, -1/+4Yeah, I guess they learned their lesson...

          That lesson? Macs and Dells aren't so different after all.
      • AngelBunny, on 04/25/2008, -4/+3and they install mac on a personal computer.
        macs are PCs too you know! ;)
        • nmnnotmyname, on 04/25/2008, -2/+1You can't install a PC on a PC though. You can install Mac OS and Mac OS X on a Mac PC but the revelation here is between machines less OS's and how Linux got involved as another object is beyond me.

          Also... Aren't Macs considered just Mac and not PCs? Macs are what Apple calls them. They made them.
        • epiphex, on 04/25/2008, -0/+0I lold so hard at "install a PC on a PC".
          There's no such OS as "PC", you're probably talking about Windows though.

          Macs are considered PCs too, because they're personal computers, in fact any home computer or otherwise that is for person use is a personal computer.

          The reason you think "Macs" are different than "PCs" is because of their advertising. It makes people think that Mac hardware is different than regular computer hardware, even though it's just the same, but overpriced and prettier.
    • billski, on 04/24/2008, -3/+5nice question mark asshat
    • redsox34, on 04/25/2008, -12/+6vista: do u want to shoot? pc: yes vista: downloading software, still want to proceed? pc: yes vista:initiating still want to proceed? pc:yes vista:are you possitive? pc :yes i want to ki..... linux runs around corner and kills both
      • strangewill, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1Considering they implemented that to mainly appease to the Linux crowd that made fun of XP not doing that...
    • JM13, on 04/25/2008, -1/+3Anyone else think it's Linux that they're both hiding behind?
      Think about that one for a minute....
      • pickypg, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1Except PC would then go and kill Linux in the next picture or two. Actually, Linux must crash because the room explodes because a toy hits the Return or Delete key (I forget which). Oops.
    • Asianwaste, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1To me a better metaphor would have been to use a shot from Mercury Rising with the retarded kid. The kid's useful for only one thing and a complete hindrance at everything else. It's the perfect metaphor!
  • Zybergod, on 04/24/2008, -63/+660***** my pants.
  • Zybergod, on 04/24/2008, -77/+2190Mac: "***** my pants"
    PC: "Shut up and stay behind the firewall!"
    • hellathatguy, on 04/24/2008, -365/+13fail.
    • presidentjapan, on 04/24/2008, -24/+189Best comment evar.
      • area51x, on 04/24/2008, -33/+6NOT
        • cjflashman, on 04/25/2008, -9/+4Why yes, Your comment (Which was a very crappy excuse to be noticed with a comment that is seen by a lot of people) was not the best comment ever, tell me something I don't know.

          People seriously, if you don't have anything worthwhile or intelligent to say, keep it to yourself.
          This includes those ***** lolcats comments.
        • drewowilson, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2i can haz douche bag?
      • brkhobowriter, on 04/25/2008, -17/+1Evar heard of spelling?
      • almightyzam, on 04/25/2008, -8/+3Ever heard of Shut the hell up. Now you will go to sleep, or I will put you to sleep
        • Phil1ip123, on 04/25/2008, -0/+3Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, Grandma.
      • Wangarang, on 04/25/2008, -7/+2Agreed!
      • BakaDrgn, on 04/25/2008, -1/+6Best comment of the "best comment evar" comment evar.
      • impedance101, on 04/25/2008, -1/+3Indeed!
      • RyomaNagare, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2turn it into a motivational poster NOW, and achieve Internet immortality, and a zillion theoretical dollars.
    • reyesz, on 04/24/2008, -76/+9Mac: "ok Firewall seems safe".
      "Windows cannot display Windows Firewall settings"
      Oh *****.
      • longbow486, on 04/25/2008, -2/+1whats a software firewall? never heard of it.
    • iainc, on 04/24/2008, -29/+8ROFL!!!
    • amdforever, on 04/24/2008, -43/+5I don't get it.
      • threemagic, on 04/24/2008, -17/+7Apparently the PC with it's built-in MS firewall has to protect the Mac with it's built-in BSD firewall. It's funny..see.
        • GregR, on 04/24/2008, -13/+4In the movie, "PC" was totally technically illiterate. So, yeah, I get it.
        • strangewill, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2Actually to be exact, they're both behind a single firewall, so it would be more like a hardware firewall on a network.

          But who needs to draw better evaluations of the joke when you can QQ about PC/Mac
      • drastik21, on 04/24/2008, -2/+22you don't get it but yet you have a user name that says amd forever
        • nmnnotmyname, on 04/25/2008, -3/+7Most people who don't get it support AMD.



          Okay sorry that was a cheapshot but honestly, most people who defend AMD probably have never tried an Intel processor to know that there actually ARE differences other than the price.
          • strangewill, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1I've run both in a lot of situations, it comes down to dollar to performance ratio. Sure I can pay top dollar for the fastest thing on the market, but is the price really scaled correctly for that amount of power?
          • longbow486, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1yup have, and will still stick with my Opties
          • nmnnotmyname, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1I've had and still do have stability issues with AMD processors, so if it performs any worse then wow.
      • amdforever, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2Seriously, I have been using my amdforever name FOREVER. I picked it back it the days when AMD didn't suck.
    • centran, on 04/24/2008, -98/+661PC: "We are safe as long as we are behind the firewall"
      Mac: "Well shouldn't we fire back or something?"
      PC: "Good idea"
      pop-up: It looks like you are trying to fire a bullet. Allow or Deny?
      • nobelief, on 04/24/2008, -66/+19laaaaaaaaame
      • Niallgriff, on 04/24/2008, -41/+183HI, you can turn UAC off you know. Oh, you want to leave it on, just to have something to bitch about? Fine then.
        • DephexTwin, on 04/24/2008, -18/+88Sadly, you can't turn Sense of Humor on.
        • culbeda, on 04/24/2008, -6/+51Firewall != UAC != Clippy
          Clippy + Firewall + Die Hard + Mac-Bashing = Hilarity
        • TheBigSquid, on 04/24/2008, -14/+6Wow, someone is butthurt.
        • Laxaloot, on 04/24/2008, -5/+17Why cant they make it so u can keep it on but you can make it remember what you allow or disallow so that it stays on for things its supposed to protect and not things its not?
        • nmnnotmyname, on 04/25/2008, -5/+9Then someone should make a damn app to disable ALL of the BS popups because theres WAY more than UAC.

          Oh, and good job missing the point, UAC is not equal to Windows Firewall and the popups for WinFirewall still come up.

          /Lame
        • bradleyland, on 04/25/2008, -2/+14Turn off UAC and you've taken a huge step backward. They don't need to get rid of UAC, they just need to make it sane.
        • shuffle, on 04/25/2008, -2/+13Yeah, it's called XP.
        • FinalSword22, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1@nmnnotmyname
          ... you use windows firewall?
        • asforme, on 04/25/2008, -5/+7Nobody ever complains about sudo. WTF? Hell with UAC you don't even have to enter your password like you do with sudo or gsudo. I really don't understand what the big deal is.
          • bradleyland, on 04/25/2008, -0/+10The big deal is that the unwashed masses wouldn't recognize a decent security model if it jumped up and bitch slapped them.
          • Nth3nSum, on 04/25/2008, -0/+3Hold up a second, UAC is worse than sudo.

            You are not asked "do you want to download this file?", and then "Do you trust this publisher?", and finally "Are you sure you want to install this application?" and maybe even again if it tries to install something like java or .net that the application would need. Turning off UAC will only stop 1 of these popups.

            See when I'm in windows and I want to install firefox. I download firefox.msi (or whatever) and then I run the installer. Now windows stops me, and asks me if i trust, then if i'm sure.

            The difference in linux is fundamentally part of the procedure. In order to do an admin/root change to the system you must sudo. It is therefore accepted by the user as something to do, and is made to propagate the admin/root rights to all subroutines in the proceedure. If I run, "sudo apt-get install updates" all the updates install all at once, without any popups questioning my sanity.

            That same procedure in Windows is cluttered with roadblocks put up as a lack of trust for the user. Are you sure?, is a demeaning question put to the user any time they want to even update java, and next I'll be asked if I trust Nvidia to install a driver update, and then do I want to update flash...etc ad nauseum.

          • neckaros, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1gKsudo
          • longbow486, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1@Nth3nSum
            do you see that little check box that says always trust this Publisher? ok... now click it. done.
      • techSage, on 04/24/2008, -15/+141Mac Popup: Oh, you logged in as an administrator and you want to make changes? What is your name and password again? And can you accept the EULA on this critical update from Apple?
        • intangible, on 04/24/2008, -6/+101Do you not want me to maybe not install this not critical software to not not help you called "Safari" with your iTunes update?
          • longbow486, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2on a Non-Apple branded computer
            lazy bastards couldn't even change two little words or even select the statement and remove it
        • fef560, on 04/25/2008, -11/+3Yeah it dude it sucks that you have to put in your password whenever you install something as a sensible precaution and frequent updates just blow balls.

          ***** moron.
          • asforme, on 04/25/2008, -3/+6Yeah that's why OSX is so awesome, that and they don't have Vista's stupid UAC.

            /scarcasm
        • bradleyland, on 04/26/2008, -1/+3While the Safari 3 "update" on PCs was a total sham, you grossly misunderstand the purpose of having to enter your password in order to perform certain actions.

          When you run software on your computer, the software runs as "you". Anything that you can go in and delete, the software can delete. The Unix philosophy of user privilege is that you should only have the necessary access rights work within the sandbox that consists of your files and programs. You shouldn't have carte blanch access to alter the state of the system. The password prompt you see means that something important is about to happen. It is intended to make you think for a second before proceeding. All flavors of Unix have something like this.

          The difference between Unix and Windows is that Unix has been doing this since day one, so the implementation is sane. In Windows, many components of the operating system were built without regard for these types of security practices, so it is difficult to separate them after the fact. This is one of the primary reasons UAC sucks so badly.
      • linkinpark342, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2or, you know. assuming all the fire is happening in your /home directory you can just do it, though you will have to use (gk|kde)sudo if its not
    • tendonut, on 04/24/2008, -27/+60Wait, wouldn't the PC be the one who has to stay behind the firewall? No one is gonna bother going after poor Mac.
      • GregR, on 04/24/2008, -18/+30On the first part, you are correct no one in their right mind runs Windows without a firewall.
        On the second, part, the security by obscurity myth was debunked long ago.
        • Makaveli604, on 04/24/2008, -8/+47Remember that contest in which the mac was hacked first? Hmm.
        • Sidzilla, on 04/24/2008, -11/+22"On the second, part, the security by obscurity myth was debunked long ago."
          And that must be why the Mac was hacked in two minutes at Pwn 2 Own.
          http://www.engadget.com/2008/03/27/pwn-2-own-over- ...
          Being a fan boy is bad enough, but just flat out lying like that is really pathetic.
          • elveis, on 04/24/2008, -18/+3Hmmm. Hacking a Mac locally with a crossover cable after directing the user to a specific web site. Yeah, clearly the Mac is less secure than Windoze. Please.
          • Hortnon, on 04/25/2008, -3/+8Aren't most Windows exploits based on a user performing an action, like visiting a malicious site?

            And of course, I'm referring to the last 5 years or so...Before that's an entirely different story.
          • mesasone, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1Maybe you should go get a dictionary and look some of those words up.

            In case you're too lazy to do so, debunked means proven wrong. As in, the myth has been proven wrong and is not true.
        • 5thWall, on 04/24/2008, -1/+14Why are you digging him down? The point was that people will go after the "poor Mac" even if it's got less market share than Windows.

          Did you all forget how to read?
        • PabloMac, on 04/24/2008, -29/+7"...no one in their right mind runs Windows without a firewall."
          No one in their right mind runs Windows.
          • Laughsatyou, on 04/24/2008, -3/+17anyone who wants to play games runs windows.
          • nmnnotmyname, on 04/25/2008, -4/+10Oh please... Running Mac is like putting your computer in a jail cell. At least with Linux and Windows you get readily available software.
          • NotaFanboy87, on 04/25/2008, -2/+0Your mom runs windows.
          • alienunknown, on 04/25/2008, -3/+1Yea right mmnotmyname. linux is disorganised and windows is pathetic. It crashes constantly, full of viruses and its a pain in the ass to use. You obviously haven't used anything but redhat or xp before :P lol
          • astrofrank128, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1Yes, alienunknown, my daily routine with windows amounts to this: "hey, I think i'll play a computer game... aw man, too many viruses."
          • nmnnotmyname, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1Linux is about as disorganized as OS X is ugly.
        • Vorin, on 04/24/2008, -6/+10well, my computers are capable of running windows and linux. why? because apple hasn't the foresight to allow osx on other hardware. they get their panties in a bunch when a small business can use their OS on hardware that they don't put their stamp of approval on/overcharge for.
          • Laughsatyou, on 04/24/2008, -0/+1or dual boot.
          • Dhalgren, on 04/25/2008, -9/+4It's like a console, are you upset that you can't install the XBox 360 software on your PS3 so that you can play 360 games? One of the reasons Macs perform well is because Apple is dealing with a known hardware configuration...
          • Boondoggle, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2My computers are capable of running windows, linux and OS X. In fact, this one is doing just that as I type.
          • nmnnotmyname, on 04/25/2008, -1/+2@Dhalgren: heh... funny... I ran OSx86 on my computers and they ran fine. Could it be a case of. "Apple is too much of a pussy"? With minimal modifications and maybe a few more drivers they could have a decent experience on x86 Desktops.
          • polywaffle, on 04/25/2008, -2/+2its not that apples a pussy, its that they can charge insane prices for low-speced hardware to go along with their OS.
        • mtekk, on 04/24/2008, -0/+5PabloMac,
          You know that UTF F8FF only resolves to the mac logo on macs, right?
        • Brasky, on 04/24/2008, -3/+5I don't run a firewall. I just dont download every stupid email attachment I get and for the most part stay off the porn. Firefox helps as well.
        • nmnnotmyname, on 04/25/2008, -1/+2In other words, it's pretty ***** hard to bother a computer running BSD and UNIX - ish OS's by design..
        • unionaire, on 04/25/2008, -2/+31. Personal Firewalls are not "safe" in any sense because they are stationed on the same system, if the system has security holes unknown to the public but the attackers , you will be affected regardless of you have a firewall or not.
          2. For personal users, security are often compromised from within, which means running malicious softwares to protect themselves is to have better habbit of using their computer (which is stupid i know, but this is how computers work nowadays, and yes it goes to other OSs as well even though they are not popular targets of attacks, the idea is pretty much the same.)
          3. Firefox + Adblock works better than a Firewall, this shows how wrong internet is nowadays, don't blame everything on the OS, don't forget websites with excessive ads, spywares, and misleading pop-ups
        • schroeder, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1@unionaire
          Software firewalls are not "safe", but hardware firewalls (NAT router) are a real protection. Malicious software can disable software firewalls but not hardware if UPnP is disabled and the admin password is changed from default. Also, not all exploits that a firewall can block come from web browsers. There are other applications and services that may have holes. January's "Patch Tuesday" patched a exploit that circumvented software firewalls from the outside, but would not be able to get around a hardware firewall. And I think you are thinking about NoScript in Firefox. And while it provides additional protection to a system, neither is a substitution for the other.
        • linkinpark342, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1Hm? I thought security by obscurity is one of the key foundations of Linux security. Sure you can figure out an exploit for X, then you need an exploit for Y and Z and note that you don't know what program/versions Y and Z are... something along those lines?
      • quade, on 04/24/2008, -8/+21Security by obscurity isn't the same thing as security by lack of interest. :)
    • synyster, on 04/24/2008, -31/+10linux: "i'm bullet proof"
      • Nerfdude, on 04/24/2008, -1/+20Biggie Smalls said the same thing.
      • Terasiel, on 04/24/2008, -7/+4Biggy smalls wasn't designed from the ground up by the collective technical masses across the world.
        • stifrontman, on 04/24/2008, -0/+27I beg to differ.
          • Terasiel, on 04/25/2008, -0/+4We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
        • mpdid, on 04/24/2008, -9/+3yeah but he was designed by East Coast haters trying to bring down the revolutionary 2Pac. 2PAC IS ALIVE!!!!!!!111!!!!!
      • nmnnotmyname, on 04/25/2008, -1/+4"Hi, I run Linux so I'm better than you."

        You're helping ruin our public image even more...
      • samurimaster, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1But which was more awesome ?
    • cowboy77061, on 04/24/2008, -27/+10Linux is about to kill both of them.
      • nobelief, on 04/24/2008, -7/+31he's the guy no one cares about
      • SquigglyP, on 04/25/2008, -0/+3Linux is the Villain. To continue the Die Hard 4 analogy:

        Linux wants to take over the system, point out all of the flaws and show people a better way of life. PC and Mac eventually kill Linux, but really he's just a misunderstood guy trying to do the right thing. Then Mac ***** PC's daughter.

        I don't know what Kevin Smith's role would be, tho...

        Unix? BSD?
    • SirBloody, on 04/24/2008, -14/+6perfect comment!
    • xKorrix, on 04/24/2008, -11/+6LMAO!! That made my day. Thank you
    • mGARANDEUR1, on 04/25/2008, -12/+68Linux is the cockroach scurrying across the floor wondering what is going on.
    • henhouse0, on 04/25/2008, -8/+3LOL! NICE hahah!
    • Wangarang, on 04/25/2008, -1/+6OMG that was an awesome comment!
    • earthforce1, on 04/25/2008, -1/+16I thought Linux would be a bad ass penguin shooting at the two of them.
    • ar0ne, on 04/25/2008, -2/+7This comment is almost at 1337 .... the universe is about to collapse. Great work (=

    • GregFD3S, on 04/25/2008, -1/+2I love this website.
    • Soave, on 04/25/2008, -0/+6Linux is the guy who made his own gun.
      • Yazilliclick, on 04/25/2008, -1/+5Then couldn't find any comptabible bullets that it could fire.
      • HoratioHellpop, on 04/25/2008, -0/+0Which then jammed and blew up in his face. But he enjoys that.
    • sonicularulus, on 04/25/2008, -0/+37Mac: "So this is what computer gaming is like..."
      PC: "Yup."
    • supershiva321, on 04/25/2008, -13/+1Virus to both Mac and PC: F**K off!!!
      Checkout this collection of cool, amazing, exciting, addicting, crazy(too much) games that might not only kill your boredom but break your spacebar key also...
      @ http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Space_Bar_Breakers
      and plz digggg it
    • worldchanger, on 04/26/2008, -0/+2that was amazing. uber diggs!
    • Zybergod, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1Also, this:
      http://digg.com/comics_animation/xkcd_A_webcomic_o ...
  • Synge, on 04/24/2008, -120/+58PC = Ultimate Gaming Machine
    Mac = HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    • synystar, on 04/24/2008, -6/+72That was odd. I wasn't sure if Mac was super-confident or maniacal.
      • PabloMac, on 04/24/2008, -3/+5Yes.
        • Laughsatyou, on 04/24/2008, -3/+1yes what?
        • dlllb, on 04/25/2008, -1/+3I was just thinking... PabloWin would sound better...
          • Silentnite85, on 04/25/2008, -1/+3I didn't get it until I said it out loud. Then my roommate laughed at me.
    • kipmartin, on 04/24/2008, -24/+5PC = Ultimate Gaming Machine. when its working.
      • ProfessorFoo, on 04/25/2008, -6/+9Which is always.
        • bluezinc, on 04/25/2008, -5/+2HAHAHAHAHAHA
        • nmnnotmyname, on 04/25/2008, -4/+2Okay, come on, that's just plain BS.
          • iticu, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1Then you really suck at computing. No wonder you needed a Mac.
          • nmnnotmyname, on 04/26/2008, -0/+1No, I run Linux and Windows. It's not always working. I've had so~ many problems with DirectX games before. It has issues.

            I'm actually quite good at computing with Windows though I've lost a lot of Windows skills over time (luckily it was mostly tweaking skills) but I can still program for Windows fluently.

            So don't get me wrong. I can't stand OS X just because of the interface alone (not graphics, usability.). It's just, the PC is not working for everything all the time. It really isn't.

            Of course, my idea of a game has devolved into a game of solitaire, cave story, or screwing around in Stunt Playground or something, so it's not like i do heavy gaming. (I would if there was a Linux UT3 :)
        • str1fe, on 04/25/2008, -1/+5PCs are not flawless, but they aren't incompetent pieces of ***** either. Get off your high horses.
    • kreejo, on 04/24/2008, -23/+0PC...gaming machine? I was under the impression that's what the Wii and 360 were made for...ahh well, each to their own, but I personally don't like using a "gaming machine" that freezes every few minutes :)
      • Aorawn, on 04/24/2008, -2/+18If your PC freezes every few minutes, then your probably running Windows 98 or something.
        • SciFctn, on 04/24/2008, -0/+7If your PC freezes every few minutes your probably running windows ME. Or you could try turning up the thermostat.
          • kweli, on 04/25/2008, -0/+4wouldn't it run better if it was cold?
          • TRENT310, on 04/25/2008, -0/+4Depends on what kind of freezing you're dealing with.
      • stopbrorape, on 04/25/2008, -0/+5Upgrade your ***** man.
      • BOFH2, on 04/25/2008, -1/+2buy crappy hardware get crappy performance. what about the red ring of death?
    • nmanguy, on 04/25/2008, -6/+1Dammit Synge I wanted to post that.
  • Iwantawii, on 04/24/2008, -90/+10Bruce's rifle only has a right trigger.
    • StolenLamp, on 04/24/2008, -1/+11???
    • halobender, on 04/24/2008, -4/+32If the mac guy had a gun it would only have a right trigger. Hmm... Still a bad joke.
      • ferrariman60, on 04/24/2008, -1/+3Wouldn't it be only a left trigger? But point agreed, bad joke in any case.
        • GregR, on 04/24/2008, -5/+8Especially since Macs have supported right mouse buttons since before OS X was created.
          • Disease, on 04/24/2008, -0/+9Supported but lacked the decency to give us a mouse with 2 buttons.
          • NotaFanboy87, on 04/25/2008, -2/+0Disease, Macs come with 4 button mice. Primary, Secondary, Ball Click, and Squeeze. You can assign many apps and commands to them. Apple just thinks it's time for people to think beyond the box and realize that the mouse is touch sensitive.
    • gravityboard, on 04/24/2008, -1/+17He was trying to make a joke about mac only having one button on the mouse, except (a) it's left click not right, (b) PC is the one with the gun in the picture, not mac, and (c) macs do in fact have both left and right clicks (mighty mouse).
      • lostarchitect, on 04/24/2008, -1/+6or with any mouse you want, for that matter.
      • mGARANDEUR1, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1Unless it is one of their notebooks.
      • TRENT310, on 04/25/2008, -1/+2Unfortunately, the Mighty Mouse is not usually standard equipment with all Macintosh computers. And what if you're dealing with a portable Macintosh? I mean with the trackpad, not a bluetooth mouse.
        • TaylorSmythe, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2If you have two fingers on the trackpad while you click, or control + click, it acts as a right-click.
        • lostarchitect, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1actually, the mighty mouse IS standard equipment. with a notebook you can use any mouse you want, or follow taylorsmythe's instructions above.
    • mattcoady, on 04/24/2008, -1/+12Pssst.... guns work both ways
  • iddybiddy, on 04/24/2008, -105/+30PC leads mac through the mean streets of viruses, phishing and malware ..

    PC: Welcome to the big leagues son
    Mac: I can haz virus scan ?
    • neuens07, on 04/24/2008, -3/+81dammit, this isn't LOLMacs... enough with adding "I can haz" to everything
    • bluezinc, on 04/25/2008, -8/+2Within minutes PC is dead and Mac gets a cheeseburger.
    • Silentnite85, on 04/25/2008, -5/+3Linux swoops in and rescues both?
  • prabjot, on 04/24/2008, -165/+15PC: "Mac, Linux is coming for us!"
    Mac: iMscared PC, opps iPee'ed PC :(
  • prabjot, on 04/24/2008, -189/+7PC: Mac, Linux is coming for us!
    Mac: PC, iMSCARED,iThink iPee'ed in my pants! :(
    • wes00mertes, on 04/24/2008, -1/+43That was worse than the first one. Also, why the hell did you decide to post it twice? In a row???
    • celkin, on 04/24/2008, -1/+34double fail
    • kipmartin, on 04/24/2008, -0/+13double dugg down. add iStupid to your list of config settings.
    • DubBucket, on 04/24/2008, -0/+11wow.. didn't think it could get any worse...
    • kawaiirobo, on 04/25/2008, -0/+6that was worse than spiderman 3.
  • matthewdestroys, on 04/24/2008, -98/+1209wait... doesn't mac get pc's hot daughter in the end?!
    • JNudda, on 04/24/2008, -32/+7Nope :).....well, at least we don't see anything on screen
    • Jereso, on 04/24/2008, -34/+580Who cares? PC is Bruce ***** Willis!
    • Konstantino, on 04/24/2008, -16/+3Um...Bootcamp?
    • monospaced, on 04/24/2008, -26/+6That's not PC, that's Bruce Willis
      • 1337pino, on 04/24/2008, -0/+9You are very observant, monospaced. How could the white text be so wrong? Oh woe is Digg to be duped like this.
    • shadeOfGrey, on 04/24/2008, -18/+181Well his daughter has herpes, so take that.
      • CPOliver, on 04/24/2008, -10/+151Cue 'Macs don't get viruses' comment...
      • moush, on 04/25/2008, -4/+2I'm pretty sure PC already had her and is letting her go.
    • celkin, on 04/24/2008, -21/+84in the butt?
    • VitriolAndAngst, on 04/24/2008, -16/+5Well, since Mac is the alternative, he would get the Farmer PC's hunky son in the end.

      I have a Mac and a PC. I don't poop my pants when the Mac gets an invasion of the firewall -- since it has never happened. I got a trojan on the first day of building my PC -- it was actually ON THE INSTALL CD for the FAX software.
      • kansai22, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3Stop downloading bootleg software then.
      • VitriolAndAngst, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1FAX software with trojan came with the motherboard.
    • fletcherrr, on 04/24/2008, -8/+1FTW!
    • Autrix, on 04/24/2008, -5/+238I think the hot daughter is Intel
      • drafhk, on 04/24/2008, -4/+51But PCs use Intel too, so that makes it incestuous?
        • MuppetMeat, on 04/24/2008, -9/+8exactly

          that sick *****
        • lolwutpear, on 04/25/2008, -2/+8have you looked at the girl? incest is best.
          • Silentnite85, on 04/25/2008, -0/+10Why go out when you can go down the hall?
    • AmICoolNow, on 04/24/2008, -7/+158She should go for the black Mac. It has a bigger hard drive and I hear it runs faster.
    • 28dayslater, on 04/24/2008, -9/+1Digg Up
    • andretii, on 04/24/2008, -2/+6We are analyzing this ***** one frame at a time so don't try to get ahead of us.
    • PayneX, on 04/25/2008, -7/+1Guh. Spoiler.
    • unitedatheism, on 04/25/2008, -9/+1If by hot daughter you mean the right button, you can keep it for all that I care, it was about time for you (freaks) to get this!
    • scanman20, on 04/25/2008, -2/+7in the butt...myspace...in the butt
    • Icyfenix, on 04/25/2008, -6/+1The hot daughter just likes him for his cool time machine.
    • wildmXranat, on 04/25/2008, -8/+5Yes ... but she has a Virus , dun , dun duuuun !
    • Ayrapetov, on 04/25/2008, -3/+17God damn you guys are nerdy.
    • millertime588, on 04/25/2008, -2/+7Girls always choose the losers over good guys so it makes sense.
    • foreverdaed, on 04/25/2008, -4/+1was going to digg you up but saw that you had 666 so i figured leave it be
    • Zenshai, on 04/25/2008, -4/+5Yes but, only when MAC realizes he has to emulate PC to get girls.
    • LastVisibleDog, on 04/28/2008, -2/+1"doesn't mac get pc's hot daughter in the end"

      No - Mac gets it in the end by PC's gay brother
  • AskaGenius, on 04/24/2008, -50/+21In the movie, "Mac" uses pcs. I was confused. I was like " Wait... isn't that the guy from the Apple commercial? Why is he using a pc?"
    • shortyjacobs, on 04/24/2008, -3/+65Yeah, and the whole time, I was like, waitasec, isn't that cop a ghost? Where's the little kid who can see him?
    • mooseontheloose, on 04/24/2008, -1/+38I too do not understand the concept of acting.
    • dullnation, on 04/24/2008, -2/+37Protip: they're actors.
    • Conwaysb0718, on 04/24/2008, -0/+20I hope you're not the genius we're supposed to be asking.
      • TheDiceMan, on 04/24/2008, -3/+23"Most people write letters to movie stars. This AskaGenius guy writes to movies. "Dear Die Hard. You rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof. P.S: Do you know Mad Max?"
    • TheDiceMan, on 04/24/2008, -14/+2"Most people write letters to movie stars. This AskaGenius guy writes to movies. "Dear Die Hard. You rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof. P.S: Do you know Mad Max?"
    • shortyjacobs, on 04/24/2008, -13/+3"Most people write letters to movie stars. This AskaGenius guy writes to movies. "Dear Die Hard. You rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof. P.S: Do you know Mad Max?"
      • AlgnPelotudo, on 04/24/2008, -3/+9yeah, we understood it the firs time.
        • shortyjacobs, on 04/24/2008, -4/+6"Most people write letters to movie stars. This AskaGenius guy writes to movies. "Dear Die Hard. You rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof. P.S: Do you know Mad Max?"
    • danwallace, on 04/24/2008, -12/+6"Most people write letters to movie stars. This AskaGenius guy writes to movies. "Dear Die Hard. You rock. Especially when that guy was on the roof. P.S: Do you know Mad Max?"
    • hmunkey, on 04/25/2008, -0/+3Well, usually Macs aren't the framework computers for hackers and governments.
    • timusca, on 04/25/2008, -2/+1Yeah, but he was still using an Apple monitor.
  • akkibaba, on 04/24/2008, -23/+387I think they're hiding from Richard Stallman, who's coming to get them with his automatic GNU rifle.
    • zombird, on 04/24/2008, -5/+121Free as in bullets.
      • alexforcefive, on 04/24/2008, -3/+14Free as in "you'll never take me alive, mclane!"
      • jnadke, on 04/25/2008, -0/+5I wish I could digg you twice...
      • Hangly, on 04/25/2008, -0/+5That's the first time I've laughed out loud since the accident. Thank you, thank you.
    • benburned, on 04/24/2008, -1/+49His preferable weapon is actually a katana.
    • Proteus1935, on 04/24/2008, -4/+14Stallman uses Katanas...
    • Setari, on 04/24/2008, -12/+3Turns out the bullets he's trying to use don't work properly for that specific model of the gun.
    • charlietuna, on 04/24/2008, -1/+13Stallman has been trying to put together his own GNU-k47 for years. It still doesn't work, instead he borrows the receiver built by Linus, adds his own barrel and parts from other places, and then lectures about what terrific work he's doing. He's an important gadfly, but shoots himself in the foot more often than not.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GNU_Hurd
    • AlgnPelotudo, on 04/24/2008, -1/+11FOR A GNU DAWN! FOR FREEDOM!
    • erkokite, on 04/24/2008, -0/+4Nah, Stallman uses his beard as a weapon.
    • Hangly, on 04/25/2008, -0/+5Stallman has a redundant array of recursive weaponry.
      • AlgnPelotudo, on 04/25/2008, -0/+6redundant array of redundant redundancy
    • strangewill, on 04/25/2008, -0/+5Hold on guys, I need to recompile my gun with the new kernel updates!
  • autoy, on 04/24/2008, -43/+211Well, I guess that's two Macs then: http://www.engadget.com/2007/05/12/bruce-willis-ic ...
    • TheDiceMan, on 04/24/2008, -9/+4mac & mac
      • praisethelard, on 06/06/2008, -2/+9Mac & Me
        • wesd, on 04/25/2008, -0/+4I loved that film, can't find it anywhere :(
      • BlueStarr, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1How the ***** does Mac & Me get more diggs than M & M ???

        Boooooo
    • barney74, on 04/24/2008, -8/+12Bruce maybe using a Mac in the picture, but you can connect iChat video with AIM 6.1 and higher.
    • lrdntwnd, on 04/25/2008, -1/+3Or is it two PCs? I mean, it's all the same hardware now... what's really the difference? :-P
      • NotaFanboy87, on 04/25/2008, -0/+0it's people like you that don't get it. It hasn't been about hardware for a while now. It's software. Think about it.
    • pingster, on 04/25/2008, -0/+3You just caused me to sit in front of the computer for two hours reading everything on Bruce Willis's response on those forums.

      FYI Proofreading is for pussies.
      • elagothro, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1You too? Damn. I thought I was the only one to get sucked into that link.
    • BlueStarr, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Oh...OH....HO...*****. These ***** Wintrolls got P-A-W-N-E_D BIG TIME.

      / end leg hump
  • aaron117, on 04/24/2008, -38/+12Macs, PC, who gives a *****.

    SKELETOR FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!11111one!!!!!!!!!!1111
  • scififan9009, on 04/24/2008, -67/+17This makes front page and I'm outta here. WTF seriously.
    • scififan9009, on 04/24/2008, -41/+8Digg me down all you want. Seriously, THIS IS STUPID. Meanwhile I'll install Hardy Heron on my new XPS 1530 laptop, hardee harr harr.
    • Petrarch1603, on 04/24/2008, -6/+28don't let the door hit you on the way out.
      • scififan9009, on 04/24/2008, -20/+7I won't. I wasn't kidding about installing Heron on my XPS 1530, I'm grabbing Envy for Nvidia drivers right now. But this isn't front page material, it's ***** and represents the crap that digg has become over the past few months.
        • saisumimen, on 04/24/2008, -0/+13'***** and represents the crap that digg has become over the past few months."

          Months? more like the last few years. But... the fact that you get so angry about it is a little lame. I like Digg too, but at the end of the day, it's just a website.
          • scififan9009, on 04/24/2008, -10/+2It's called residual buildup. I agree with your statements, but this was the proverbial straw for me. Just wait, your straw is coming too.
          • mentallyimprd, on 04/24/2008, -0/+6taking things too seriously makes baby Xenu cry
    • garageboy101, on 04/24/2008, -1/+33Bye
      • scififan9009, on 04/24/2008, -12/+4So long, and thanks for all the fish.
        • optimusprime01, on 04/24/2008, -5/+4@scififan9009, hang in there buddy. It's just a silly picture with no sense at all, but dont worry about it, there's more great content to come on digg Front Page....
          Stayed tuned for that...
          :)
    • centran, on 04/24/2008, -10/+4We will miss you.
    • mawh, on 04/24/2008, -2/+4This is a pretty good QQ.
    • ferrariman60, on 04/24/2008, -1/+19You aren't out of here, you're responding to every damn response. Lol.
    • asspants, on 04/24/2008, -1/+12And nothing of value was lost....
    • AlgnPelotudo, on 04/24/2008, -0/+3see you around reddit/fark then!
    • AlgnPelotudo, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1traitor.
    • latova, on 04/24/2008, -1/+5GTFO.
    • DubBucket, on 04/24/2008, -1/+4can I have your stuff??
    • ParticleMan420, on 04/25/2008, -3/+3bye!
      i'm sure there's some mac message board you can troll on!
    • jcm267, on 04/25/2008, -0/+9You may be leaving digg, but I'm sure you'll never part from your mother's basement.
    • NoMoreEnslaved, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1GTF out of here man
  • Lane, on 04/24/2008, -13/+4All I can think of is Mary Elizabeth Winstead now dang it digg!
  • NaziHatinChimp, on 04/24/2008, -34/+28Ok that was funny. As a mac fan I will digg.
  • super3boy, on 04/24/2008, -46/+313Are they in iRAQ?
  • eraofk00l, on 04/24/2008, -41/+4and Mac gets the hot girl
    • FredFredrickson, on 04/24/2008, -1/+19PC is the hot girl's daddy. Take that how you will.
    • res8qr6m, on 04/24/2008, -3/+8Pics or it didn't happen.
  • IpwnZnoobs, on 04/24/2008, -14/+3puss
  • Appox, on 04/24/2008, -32/+16How did this get on front page. Seriously.
    • specialK16, on 04/24/2008, -4/+9Shut the ***** up! Seriously!
    • threemagic, on 04/24/2008, -10/+5I have no idea..I"m with you. We'll both get dugg down.
    • DeathGod321, on 04/24/2008, -1/+7When a digg user loves a submition verrrrrrrrrry much, they do some very adult posting, but because that submition doesn't actually love the poster, other people get their turn to 'digg' the submition. Eventually, the submition gets on the front page because of all the 'digging,' until eventually it gets taken off the front page for being 'yesterday's news.' And that's why your mother wont be home to dinner.
    • rspeed, on 04/24/2008, -5/+2No clue.
    • wigginz, on 04/24/2008, -1/+6I believe the way it works is when an article gets a certain number of diggs, it becomes popular and popular articles make it to the front page. Right؟
    • RevoFM, on 04/25/2008, -1/+2I am perfectly content with the amount of diggs and comments this story had when it reached the front page. Say it with me.
  • MaddieCakes, on 04/24/2008, -19/+12I loled.
  • wukillabee, on 04/24/2008, -89/+84macs are for pussies, thats a fact
    • MacBastard, on 04/24/2008, -16/+45For the record: not everyone that uses a PC is an idiot, but everyone I've met that IS an idiot uses a PC.
      • rframpton, on 04/24/2008, -17/+10Macs are gay and so are you.
        • area51x, on 04/24/2008, -9/+4Right that's why windows is a gay half ass imitation of a 1990s Mac OS.
        • MacBastard, on 04/24/2008, -1/+5OH SNAP! You really hammered me there! What a comeback!
      • triskele, on 04/24/2008, -1/+20I know quite a few clueless mac users. When people are still Option-Clicking with a Mighty Mouse that's the give away.
        • DephexTwin, on 04/24/2008, -6/+1A Mighty Mouse that's the give away? How do I know which one is the give away?
        • sp1keNARF, on 04/24/2008, -3/+3or saying "oh ess ex" :)
      • StephC, on 04/24/2008, -11/+8Just like every Mac user isn't a pussy but every pussy i've met uses a mac?
      • Syphon8, on 04/24/2008, -7/+5I've met plenty of idiots that use Macs. None that use Linux.

        Apple bases their business model on having idiots buy their computers.
        • jcm267, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2There are some idiots at work who run linux at home.
      • Karusune, on 04/24/2008, -3/+1That's a nice statement to make that has absolutely NOTHING to back it up with...

        To be more exact, I could say the opposite and it would be just as true. Then again, I only know one person with a Mac. A report at my school shows that 72% of all the students have a computer, and all of them use a PC... though my city is a city of 2000 or less.
        • MacBastard, on 04/24/2008, -2/+1I didn't say I had anything to back it up with - it's my personal experience after 15 years in IT and 25 total years of using everything from mainframes to PCs to Macs to SGI to (godhelpme) NextStations. Broaden your view, still-in-school-person.
        • MacBastard, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1Oh *****, sorry - I thought you were replying to my comment. I believed the nesting, not the words for some reason.
      • macguy24, on 04/25/2008, -1/+0i agree 110% with this statement there is no one that uses a mac and is an idiot, that i know. everyone i know that uses a pc is an idiot. They still like macs they're just to cheap to buy one. they would rather spend the money upgrading the hardware everytime an new OS for windows comes out, hell for all we know that could be another 10 years.
        • kawaiirobo, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1I love my mac, but honestly i've met a idiot or two that uses a mac, there are stupid people behind every OS with the posable exception of BSD, but it's obscurity keeps most idiots away.
    • rojano17, on 04/24/2008, -2/+10Bruce ***** Willis begs to differ
    • caramba420, on 04/24/2008, -0/+11Dude, it's just a ***** computer. Every OS has its pros and cons. Anyone who defines their existence by the chunk of silicon and solder that sits in front of them is a *****.
    • kawaiirobo, on 04/25/2008, -0/+3Well wukillabee, you do realize that the RZA uses Logic on a Mac to record right?
      http://remixmag.com/artists/hiphop_R&B/remix_shaol ...
  • UglyAryan, on 04/24/2008, -42/+714"Hi, I'm a mac."
    "...and I'm a PC now shut the ***** up and don't do anything stupid."
    • endlessoul, on 04/24/2008, -54/+10That's it, everyone close your tab. Thanks to his comment being so full of WIN, this thread is over.

      ------------[cut here]------------
      • Gamer2k4, on 04/24/2008, -3/+42Don't be a tool.
        • endlessoul, on 04/25/2008, -14/+3But I meant it. That's one of the funniest comments I've ever seen on Digg.

          Your sarcasm meters are broken.
        • Handonam, on 04/25/2008, -1/+6well, the thumbs down button still works on you.

          :9
        • BenKenobi88, on 04/25/2008, -0/+13Besides, I'm not going to cut there on my monitor. That would damage it.
        • PhoenixAvatar2, on 04/25/2008, -0/+7/facepalm
  • amdforever, on 04/24/2008, -33/+4F A I L
    • tacohead, on 04/24/2008, -2/+9I'll have to digg you down for your inappropriate use of "F A I L"
    • amdforever, on 04/24/2008, -6/+1This picture is full of fail. Thus, my use of FAIL is accurate.
  • Ex3poo, on 04/24/2008, -30/+5whens the last time PC made a good movie?
    • Conwaysb0718, on 04/24/2008, -2/+13when did mac ever make a movie good? and dodging a wrench doesnt count...
      • spdorsey, on 04/24/2008, -10/+3All of the visual effects in Star Wars: Episode I were done in an app called ElectricImage on Macs. I'm not attesting to the movie's script or acting, but the effects were damned good and all Mac driven.
      • rspeed, on 04/24/2008, -0/+5"Accepted" was surprisingly good. Moderately funny, though mostly due to Lewis Black.
      • Sidzilla, on 04/24/2008, -0/+5"Waiting" is a modern day classic. Thanks to that movie I look forward to senility, wandering through the neighborhood in my underwear giving small children the middle finger.
    • MixedSpleens, on 04/24/2008, -0/+5I would watch any movie with John Hodgman in it. THAT IS ALL.
  • rubblecovers, on 04/24/2008, -27/+218Yippee-ki-yay, *****
    • DubBucket, on 04/24/2008, -15/+11Actually, it was "yipee-ki-yay, Mister Falcon"
      • danconia, on 04/24/2008, -2/+5LOL That's what I heard on TBS the other night. Cracks me up every time I hear it. People don't get what you're saying though so they're digging you down...
        • Lazydriver, on 04/25/2008, -6/+2I dugg him down because it's not as funny as the original from Die Hard.

          Nothing personal.
    • Bojanglesmn, on 04/25/2008, -6/+1OMG, that's an overused quote from a popular Bruce Willis film. I get it!
  • lotar732, on 04/24/2008, -14/+88Now I have a machine gun, HO HO HO
    • shadeOfGrey, on 04/24/2008, -13/+2That reference is not applicable.
    • Nerfdude, on 04/24/2008, -1/+21You c-c-c- couldn't catch me if I stole your ch-ch-ch-ch chair with you in it.
    • ruthlessdog, on 04/25/2008, -2/+1Welcome to the party, pal.
    • BlueStarr, on 04/28/2008, -0/+1Your stupid. But I love that line.
  • AWBoy666, on 04/24/2008, -24/+17This is so true, lol.
  • Willravel, on 04/24/2008, -57/+10Buried. This kind of partisan ***** damages Digg and reflects poorly on it's members.
    • hammerpants, on 04/24/2008, -2/+18So, does illiteracy...its.
    • 5urr3al5am, on 04/24/2008, -3/+2buuuulllllllshiiiiiiiiiiitttttt
    • Dwebtron, on 04/24/2008, -4/+1ok hilldog.
    • tacohead, on 04/24/2008, -4/+2Would you shut up with your responsible thinking?
      I was starting to have fun digging down all of those fanboys.
    • Dwebtron, on 04/24/2008, -2/+15On second thought; It’s funny how partisian thinking like this destroys digg when it’s against macs, but when it comes to windows bashing you’re the master. Lets look at the facts (/ quotes from will):

      Exhibit A: Mac has products that a lot of people enjoy, and the movement of that interest from consumers into the business world was inevitable. I suspect it will be a while yet until Mac falls into a stable new market share percentage. One thing is clear: it won't be 2%.

      Exhibit B: Scam + breach of EULA? Give me a ***** break. Go buy a Mac Mini. It's got Panther pre-installed ($155), Firewire ($50), and it won't require you pay a hefty fine to Apple if you're caught

      Exhibit C (and my favorite):
      Dell creates cheap computers by using cheap parts and cheap labor. They're the Kia of the computer world. Apple isn't Kia. Apple is a higher end product, like Alienware. They're more like the Mercedes and BMW of the computer world. So what we've got with the article above is Kia trying to build a Mercedes without Mercedes' permission. The OpenMac will be sued for breaching the EULA and then people will either go back to trying to uninstal Vista on a PC or will get a real Mac. From Apple.

      I drive a VW. Does that mean I’m running some type of Linux distro? Go home fanboy.
      • Willravel, on 04/24/2008, -8/+1I have opinions regarding actual topics of discussion. Each of those instances above involves actual news, not some meaningless picture made by fanboys against fanboys.
        • sgtpppr, on 04/25/2008, -1/+2Exhibit C there is a weak attempt at an Apple advertisement by setting up a strawman (Kia v. Mercedes). How exactly is that 'news' and how exactly are you not a Apple corporate shill?
          • Willravel, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1A strawman fallacy is a misrepresentation of the other argument. If anything one could argue it's guilt by association, but even that would be a stretch.
      • jcm267, on 04/25/2008, -1/+5Alienware is for douchebags.
        • ssn697, on 04/25/2008, -0/+2Dell owned. What more needs to be said? Colored cases can't hide everything else.
      • sgtpppr, on 04/25/2008, -1/+1That is what we called getting owned. Fan boys need to learn a lesson from Willravel here: being a fan boy in articles that are pro-whatever-you-worship and then using the rodney king 'why can't we all get along' in an article against whatever you worship isn't cutting edge. It's also not witty, fooling anyone, or making you any less of a fan boy who spends their life worshiping a corporate product.
      • Willravel, on 04/25/2008, -3/+2This is called a biased sample. You forgot this:

        Exhibit D:
        I'm a bit torn here. While clearly the quality isn't present in this machine that you would find in a real Mac, the EULA is somewhat restrictive and it would be nice if Mac allowed for some competition using their amazing OS.

        "Fanboys" don't question. I do. I fully expect this to get dugg down, but at least I know I'm right.
  • zspeed78, on 04/24/2008, -23/+9Wow, he looked gay back then too.
    • threemagic, on 04/24/2008, -2/+6Do you feel a little funny when you see him?
    • ferrariman60, on 04/24/2008, -2/+11Back then? He started making Mac commercials before this movie came out, idiot.
      • zspeed78, on 04/24/2008, -5/+2I will try to keep up on the time tables of commercials and no name actors better just for you, genius.
        • Jeffler, on 04/25/2008, -1/+4Justin Long isn't SUPER high profile but he's not exactly no-name.
          • zspeed78, on 04/26/2008, -1/+2Ive never heard the guys name in my life, and I catch a lot of tv and movies.
  • FredFredrickson, on 04/24/2008, -21/+9I made an image like this for our computers at work a few weeks ago (to fuel the flames of the inner-office PC vs. Mac wars). I'm not surprised someone else thought of it too. Good stuff!
  • baconz, on 04/24/2008, -32/+10PC is the old bald man who smells of pee that was afraid of computers, right? Thought so.
    • VitriolAndAngst, on 04/24/2008, -1/+1I think the Mac is just rightly concerned about the PC's over-reaction to porn and trojans.
    • ceredron, on 04/24/2008, -0/+6That's ***** Bruce Willis. Know your place and show some respect.
    • keithburgun, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2If anything, Mac users are the ones afraid of computers. FILE EXTENSIONS?!?!? NOOOOOOOOO THEY DONT EXIST *holds fists over eyes*
      • NotaFanboy87, on 04/25/2008, -0/+0WTF are you talking about? You can show/hide file extensions in about any window on about any program. Work with a mac for a month, then try some witty comeback.
    • slimborama, on 04/25/2008, -0/+1I was gonna digg you down, but your name is baconz
  • rdubya44, on 04/24/2008, -20/+10See, Mac wouldn't even be in harms way if PC hadn't come along and f'ed everything up!
    • mattrazzo, on 04/24/2008, -0/+4Did you see the movie?
    • sfcaptainrob, on 04/24/2008, -1/+9Uh no? Did you watch the movie? Mac was going to get blown to pieces if PC hadn't come to the door.
    • Opheleum, on 04/24/2008, -1/+2Right; he'd be dead because someone actually wrote a virus for him and he had no protection until PC showed up loaded up with antiviral guns.
    • VitriolAndAngst, on 04/24/2008, -3/+2PC started calling them names and evil-doers while blowing up stuff in their country. Now he has embroiled the poor Mac in his over-priced and underfunded battle.

      Mac: "What do you mean they hate US for our freedoms? -- they just hate you for being a dick, PC."
  • slvrhawq, on 04/24/2008, -28/+327"Yippie-kay-yay, *****" - PC

    "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay" - Mac
  • richiestang78, on 04/24/2008, -40/+35Hi im a Mac and Im a PC, with PCs you have all those silly upgrade options, but with me when you want to upgrade all you have to do is fork out 2grand on a new computer.
    • Duggan360, on 04/24/2008, -5/+18Not really anything to do with the picture, but still a fact
      • GregR, on 04/24/2008, -5/+2Often with Macs, you upgrade the hard drive and RAM and that's all that's needed. My wife's old G3 iMac runs faster now than with the OS that it shipped with.
        If you want to upgrade, then get a MacPro tower - I'd be interested to hear what you think I can't upgrade in it?
        • Syphon8, on 04/24/2008, -1/+6The video card.

          Unless you want to go buy a customised Mac OS X one.
        • mitrovarr, on 04/24/2008, -1/+4Of course, restricting upgrades to only the high-end machines defeats most of the point. Cheap machines and old machines are the ones that benefit the most from upgrading.
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