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- Jazzzzz, on 01/01/2009, -2/+104Now there's a reliable source. The yogurt store.
- nikpappagiorgio, on 01/01/2009, -1/+55The clerk added "Although Jobs seemed healthy, his mitochondrial count was somewhat troubling"
- Shootfast, on 01/02/2009, -0/+43Is it bad that I first read that as midichlorian?
- christopherRB, on 01/01/2009, -1/+31The yogurt store will say anything to get your business. Trust me, you would be surprised.
- ileftfark, on 01/02/2009, -0/+25Well, this is in direct conflict of the guy at the car wash, who said, "Steve seems to be in otherwise good spirits, but his endoscopic retrograde cholangiopancreatography showed anomalies of the pancreatic duct and duodenum, which may necessitate further investigation, up to and including a laparotomy".
- arashamedani, on 01/02/2009, -1/+22More reliable than Gizmodo...
- nikpappagiorgio, on 01/01/2009, -0/+17I get my health news from my yogurt store. They were pretty gentle with my appendicitis.
- MacParrot, on 01/02/2009, -1/+17While this is hardly proof that Jobs isn't dying, it's about on par with all the bloggers stating that he MUST be dying since he isn't doing the Macworld keynote
- icantdenythis, on 01/02/2009, -2/+15Does anyone else find this kind of creepy?
- SniperGX1, on 01/02/2009, -2/+14When you put it that way it kinda makes me want a frozen yogurt
- tnoy, on 01/02/2009, -0/+10Well, in the clerk's defense, Jobs did mistakenly try to pay for the yogurt at first using his medical records.
- Chooxo, on 01/02/2009, -0/+9Steve Jobs Health Watch.
I get live updates of his blood pressure, pulse rate, glucose levels, cancer markers, etc. straight to my desktop. - MadEnvoy, on 01/02/2009, -0/+8My store helped with my wife's yeast infection for free!
- XxUNDEROATHxX, on 01/02/2009, -1/+9no, thats right. the force is strong with steve jobs.
- D3koy, on 01/02/2009, -1/+9Wow, what are the odds Jobs would buy yogurt from the one Oncologist who also happens to work at a yogurt store?
- CharlesSaint, on 01/02/2009, -0/+7I would would have read it as that and never even noticed unless you had said something.
- billraydrums, on 01/02/2009, -0/+6Wonder how much the yogurt guy got for a tip following that little interchange of information.....
"Hey here's a new MBP".... - awolfe91, on 01/02/2009, -0/+5We're all dying
- NYConcepts, on 01/02/2009, -0/+5So the butcher would say that I'm in bad health? WTF?
- TheWriteGuy, on 01/02/2009, -1/+6Well that settles that.
- locojones, on 01/02/2009, -0/+5Is anyone else surprised that fat-ass Rpbert Scoble's idea of "field investigation" involves going to a place to eat dessert? Me neither.
- merrickx, on 01/02/2009, -1/+5He's dead. He's dying. He's okay, wait, dying. Nah, he's fine.
Kindly, stfu already. kthx - rglover, on 01/02/2009, -0/+4This is just desperate. Let it go.
- kmb1794, on 01/02/2009, -0/+4Jobs is fine. I just saw him bopping at a Pecan Sandies concert.
- ahpro, on 01/02/2009, -0/+4Who better to ask, who is closer to steve, who is the person that knows steve jobs better than he knows himself than his very own local yogurt store.
- mylrea, on 01/02/2009, -0/+4I thought he was vegan?
- kirk06, on 01/02/2009, -0/+4Of course, I thought this was an Onion article upon reading the headline.
- inactive, on 01/02/2009, -0/+4And - holy ***** - this story got dugg up! Seriously, who would digg this? Look at it and chuckle maybe, but digg it?
- izolutionz, on 01/02/2009, -0/+4In other news, dozens of mactards flocked to this yogort store and wait for hours in line--when there's no need to.
- satchthegreat, on 01/02/2009, -0/+3i thought they were joking about that whole midichlorian thing when it was mentioned in a 'robot chicken' skit.
- xerexes1, on 01/02/2009, -0/+3I just dugg for the picture of the yogurt - and I don't even like yogurt.
- Spamiclese, on 01/02/2009, -0/+3California always gets the coolest shops. I want a yogurt store in my city!
- hdrkid, on 01/02/2009, -0/+3I prefer to think that he is fighting evil in another dimension.
- pikelet, on 01/02/2009, -0/+3Jesus ***** christ what is with the fancy f thing you have going on there. Pretentious much?
- Vosona, on 01/02/2009, -0/+3Apparently the whole world thinks that Apple is just Steve Jobs in his garage and his death would destroy the corporation.
- GeezerD, on 01/02/2009, -0/+3Steve Job's death, whenever it happens, is not the end of Apple. Corporations that are as well run as Apple will have a succession plan in place, and not one based on a hostile management take-over.
I'll put my money on a succession plan that is as good as the rest of Apple's future-thinking. Thank you Steve Jobs, so far. - txsln, on 01/02/2009, -0/+3You can download that on the App store, right?
- akchrs, on 01/02/2009, -2/+5I have never seen anyone that comes out of a yogurt store or health food store that looked in good health.
- RealityRebel, on 01/02/2009, -0/+3......You people have missed the sarcasm in my comment entirely.
- inactive, on 01/02/2009, -0/+3They haven't missed it. The wittle Apple fans can't stop fwap fwap fwapping to their overpriced junk.
- Daniel591992, on 01/02/2009, -0/+3Maybe cause Woz isn't an *****.
- Adgeman, on 01/02/2009, -0/+3I think we still have but the US has the better yoghurt judging by their website. Amazing looking stuff.
- thedaylights, on 01/02/2009, -0/+3Oh my god, this is so lame.
- shadowmoses, on 01/03/2009, -0/+2That Yoghurt store looks awesome
- inactive, on 01/02/2009, -0/+2First thing he does would probably be a Dial-A-Joke app for the iPhone.
- GeezerD, on 01/02/2009, -0/+2Well, at least the roof.
- cadam, on 01/02/2009, -1/+3So.. if Jobs dies can Woz come back?
- inactive, on 01/02/2009, -0/+2Shareholders seem to think so.
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