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- megaton, on 12/08/2008, -22/+990Acceleration and braking would be handled with a single pedal.
It would drive slower in Redmond than it would in Cupertino.
You'd have a choice of: brushed aluminum.
Steering would be done via touchscreen.
You could only use Apple brand gasoline from Apple brand gas stations. - anxcaptain, on 12/08/2008, -42/+670your car would come with DRM... and a 30 dollar data plan?
- Dinsdale77, on 12/08/2008, -16/+522Well, all the emblems on the cars would glow.
- VengefulSquid, on 12/08/2008, -58/+513He'd be an insanely bigger pompous dick than he is now.
- Snokage, on 12/07/2008, -106/+513this story sucks, and Jobs would suck at selling cars.
- inactive, on 12/08/2008, -15/+334We'd have very pretty, overpriced cars?
- DivisibleByZero, on 12/08/2008, -8/+285You wouldn't even be able to replace the gas on it. When the tank runs out, get a new car.
- ApokalypseNow, on 12/08/2008, -6/+269You'd have to hold down the horn while pressing that pedal to brake.
- vinceislegend, on 12/08/2008, -8/+236"Hi, I'm a Ford."
- btour99, on 12/08/2008, -15/+197The iCar... if it needs a new battery, an oil change, or any other maintenance, you have to send it in and wait a few weeks before getting it back.
But EVERYONE would have one and want the new one. - SingleMaltWSKY, on 12/08/2008, -7/+177You would crash....and never figure out why.
- Nickolassc, on 12/08/2008, -3/+163That's how you'd know it was off.
- flashboy131, on 12/08/2008, -5/+164two colors white and black.
- specialK16, on 12/08/2008, -24/+168They'd be insanely expensive, and don't get me started with the pricks who would buy them.
- thespiff, on 12/08/2008, -2/+143You could only synch it with one driver at a time.
If you try to change drivers more than 4 times, you're *****! - inactive, on 12/08/2008, -9/+149You could only steer left because steering right is like steering left longer.
- plana, on 12/08/2008, -14/+130We would have 200k hybrids that got worse gas mileage, uses a special extra expensive non-compatible fuel, and can't drive on 90% of the earths roads.
- tizzleG, on 12/08/2008, -5/+118seriously guys
it's much more intuitive to stop that way
/s - SkippyDoorknob, on 12/08/2008, -2/+115One pedal that does both gas and brake. Figure that one out...
- theOster, on 12/08/2008, -3/+113if you drove in anything but a black turtleneck and jeans, you would be violating the EULA
- milkshaker, on 12/08/2008, -42/+145***** Steve Jobs
- skyshock1, on 12/08/2008, -2/+105No buttons.
- pman201, on 12/08/2008, -12/+109Apples would start crashing.
- jshhmr, on 12/08/2008, -14/+95Then I would be paying $20,000 for a $9,000 car. What a stupid article!
- richmomz, on 12/08/2008, -3/+80Forget selling cars, I would PAY to see his first meeting with UAW union workers, lol!
- brokenwatch, on 12/08/2008, -12/+85This deification of Jobs is starting to get a bit ridiculous. What if Steve Jobs was the president? He'd fix the economy and turn Iraq into an ipod factory. All praise Steve!
- Jsmuli2, on 12/08/2008, -14/+87The cars would last longer but upgrading them would be a bitch.
Also, if you're doing something he doesn't like inside the car, he can make it explode from a remote location. - coachmcguirk, on 12/08/2008, -6/+73Then half of digg would hate one of the big 3, obviously..
- KingFog, on 12/08/2008, -1/+67Don't forget brushed aluminium!
- vizeroth, on 12/08/2008, -2/+66Black? Maybe after a couple years of only being able to buy it in white. Then you'd get the option of black for a year or two, then you'd get the dump of candy-color options only available on the cheapest and smallest cars, probably primarily in shades of colors only teenagers would want.
- rharris, on 12/08/2008, -4/+68Three letters would keep Jobs from being able to do anything in Detroit:
U.... A.... W.... - richmomz, on 12/08/2008, -2/+59And he would rip out what's left of his hair in frustration of having to deal with union workers for the first time.
- Elranzer, on 12/08/2008, -19/+76He's experienced at selling overvalued ***** to suckers.
Sounds like a good used car salesman to me... - flashboy131, on 12/08/2008, -1/+57iCar shuffle, just random directions, because life is random®
- 11oops, on 12/08/2008, -0/+54Just press on it with one foot for gas, two feet for brake, and three feet for reverse.
- santzu, on 12/08/2008, -1/+55You'd be able to add gas to it, but since the gas tank is factory sealed, you would have to send it back to get a fill up. However, when the factory receives the car, they would tell you that it has water damage (probably from driving in the rain) which voids any and all warranties. To top it off, when you get it back, it will no longer run.
- cack64, on 12/08/2008, -2/+54The Volt would charge via a USB port.
- Snake732, on 12/08/2008, -0/+50The windshield would be glossy and nearly impossible to see through it in the daylight -- but damn would it look cool!
Oh, and the body would made entirely out of 1 piece of aluminum! Oooooh! - filthyemo, on 12/08/2008, -5/+51I'm sorry, but that proposal is ridiculously retarded digg-bait.
- inactive, on 12/08/2008, -0/+46and be made in China
- mithrasinvictus, on 12/08/2008, -0/+45You could only add manufacturer approved add-ons like stereo's, tires,bumper stickers or air fresheners but they would all look cool. The cup holders would only hold drinks produced by the same company.
- megaton, on 12/08/2008, -2/+46Someone should give you an iSenseOfHumor for xmas.
*waits for you to declare you're a jew* - pixelate, on 12/08/2008, -0/+44Warranty terms may change a bit.
"Oh my god, you have one of those OLD iCars."
*stifles laughter*
"Sorry, we phased out everything in your car a year ago. No legacy support." - inactive, on 12/08/2008, -6/+49What if Steve Jobs ran your local Kool-aid stand?
Think of all the juice he could sell!!! - inactive, on 12/08/2008, -1/+43And the batteries would be non-replaceable.
- tuseau, on 12/08/2008, -0/+42The hood would be glued shut and you'd have to send it away to get a repair.
- 0260, on 12/08/2008, -4/+46All the cars will be electric, come in two choices of color, made from strictly aluminum and glass, and you will have to buy waypoints for the GPS to be able to drive to locations you want.
- Elranzer, on 12/08/2008, -1/+43No steering wheel.
Click-wheel instead. - c010rb1indusa, on 12/08/2008, -0/+40Unless you get the iCar Nano, but everyone knows thats for chicks
- hamobu, on 12/08/2008, -6/+46You would need a custom built apple tires for your apple car and you would only be able to refuel at apple gas stations.
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