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- nightstrm, on 10/10/2007, -3/+83Best... lawsuit... ever.
- PaulPinfield, on 10/10/2007, -5/+42This is the best story ever, ever, ever....
- adamkhel, on 10/10/2007, -0/+33Oh yeah? How many murders have YOU gotten away with?!
- dajuggernaut, on 10/10/2007, -3/+32OJ a hitman??? he is too damn stupid to be a hitman...
- ddmulholland, on 10/10/2007, -0/+18Nuclear missiles are nothing compared to the price gouging! Too hilarious.
"As for his other roles in the legal escapade, Jobs is charged with aiming nuclear missiles at Riches' brain and Lance Armstrong's bicycle, as well as price gouging iPhone customers." - Query, on 10/10/2007, -1/+16Somebody doesn't like Macs.
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -1/+15Isn't this the same guy who sued Michael Vick for supplying Iran with nuclear weapons?
- mywhitenoise, on 10/10/2007, -0/+12He got away with it, but there was a ***** of evidence that said otherwise. That just means OJ is stupid, but the judge and jury were even more stupid.
- Remmy, on 10/10/2007, -1/+12Steve Jobs to O.J., "I shall call you, AppleJuice."
- boardsurfer, on 10/10/2007, -0/+11I couldn't make that ***** up if I tried.
- jerrolds, on 10/10/2007, -4/+13You sure about that? He got away with a double murder
- EruditeGoof, on 10/10/2007, -0/+8http://news.justia.com/cases/jonathan-lee-riches/
All of his cases. - fivestarsoul, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7From a website stated earlier, it's possible (and very rewarding) to download PDFs of the cases he's sent to the courts... for example, in one such case...
"Defendants put explodable ink dye in my mail so recipients can't read what I'm saying. Defendants put tons of fire ants in my mail box to tease me and scare my soul when I open it. Defendants are negligent on May 2, 2005 towards my mail. I get foot prints on my letters, a cheap perfume smell. Last October Defendants sent a used index finger of a Hispanic." - inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7If you sue him, I'll sue you for killing fun.
- offspring06, on 10/10/2007, -0/+7This should be made into a movie.
- magus_melchior, on 10/10/2007, -0/+5I'm thinking he's killing a few birds with one stone:
1) He gets a few laughs while some of his time in prison is filled with something other than being locked up next to a big guy named Bubba who wants to dance with him.
2) He wastes the government's time and money setting up court dates to dismiss the cases, mainly to spite them for his conviction and incarceration, and the fact that the judge doubtless told him not to waste the court's time in his first suit against the Bureau of Prisons.
3) He gets the attention of the 'net. For someone who was the leader of an ID theft ring, you'd think he would try to keep a low profile, but hey, I guess he doesn't give a rat's ass about that now. - offspring06, on 10/10/2007, -1/+5"As for his other roles in the legal escapade, Jobs is charged with aiming nuclear missiles at Riches' brain and Lance Armstrong's bicycle, as well as price gouging iPhone customers."
Why would Steve Jobs have a nuclear missile pointing at Lance Armstrong's bicycle. Isn't that like swating a fly with a hammer? - madstringer, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4His Wikipedia entry is the funniest that I have ever read. Having a bad day? Read It!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonathan_Lee_Riches - nunofgs, on 10/10/2007, -0/+4Oh. My. God. It's all starting to make sense now!
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Because it's ***** hilarious.
- capiCrimm, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Anyone consider that he may have found a loophole in the law, and submits legitimate claims hidden in the ***** to get away with something, or to sue the gov for negligence or something?
- mandarin, on 10/10/2007, -2/+5This guy should fit very will with Jack Thompson
- mgrucker, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3This guy is hilarious :lol: Read about his lawsuits on Wikipedia, I haven't laughed this hard in awhile :)
- trinest, on 10/10/2007, -0/+3Anyone came here expecting for him to be the hit man for Steve Jobs?
As in the guy whos going to kil him. - Hickeroar, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2that had nothing to do with anything HE did.
- saifatlast, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2>>Plaintiff sued various delivery services, as well as Paul Revere and Pizza Hut delivery.
8 cases were filed on September 24th alone. - HideoKojima, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4I heard that Steve Blowjobs paid him with his ass.
- marcomc2, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Im sure this is complete *****, but if it isnt - this is one of the weirdest, most random claims/stories submitted this month
- EdwardoTheGreat, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2And yet Gates isn't dead.
- Subvexer, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Oh, just say it; he's totally insane and his name is Jack Thompson. Enough with this "inmate" business.
- monkeyrun, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2lol ... This is Great.
- magus_melchior, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3Only in your head.
- EarlOfLade, on 10/10/2007, -1/+3When you understand the difference between dollars and IQ, you'll get the point!
- da5id, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2I knew it!
- Lynxpro, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Sheryll Crow threatened to pull her music from the iTunes Store unless Steve pointed those missiles at Lance for having done that bike ride with the President. Crow also broke up with Lance after the water bottles that gave her cancer told her to do so...
- Yupp, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Damn you Mr. Riches! you have spoiled our plans again!!
/slinks back to evil lair - toastgodsupreme, on 10/10/2007, -0/+2Your taxes at work...
- EarlOfLade, on 10/10/2007, -2/+4Which had nothing to do with his IQ but all about his dollars.
- Vazelos, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Someone needs to file a lawsuit against this guy for the cost taxpayers need to pay for him while being in jail.
- fikko, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1nice!
- Lynxpro, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Well, I guess we now know that G4 is available for viewing in prison. The guy must've seen that skit about Steve Jobs owning nuclear missiles.
- superkendall, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2Solution to problem? When OJ is sentenced, have him share a cell with this guy. Something will work itself out.
- iching, on 10/10/2007, -2/+3This why Cathy Griffin is dating Woz. She knows Kevin Bacon in Hollywood that knew OJ.
Woz............don't forget your glasses at a restaurant, you know what happened last time - cambrown99, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Now it all makes sense!
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1This guy rocks, todays hero
- inactive, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1WTF?
- magus_melchior, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1Apparently the guy files in different jurisdictions to avoid any sort of "frivolous lawsuit penalty". The content of the complaints are, without question, laughably bogus, but I have no doubt that the man is quite sane (frighteningly evil, but sane).
- Gabberwok, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1This is the most rational thing I've seen on Digg today...
- anshuman, on 10/10/2007, -0/+1i think this guy is jack thompsons soulmate ......*rimshot*.
- Derrekito, on 10/10/2007, -1/+2IPhone price gouging maybe... :p
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