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- boxxa, on 10/11/2007, -2/+248" Then you simultaneously call emergency services while accessing Wikipedia instructions on how to perform CPR. "
But since its EDGE, it takes too long and the man dies. - meshman, on 10/11/2007, -16/+202Oh ***** this. I've had to "log in" to digg 4 times within the last 10 minutes.
- BLyn, on 10/11/2007, -2/+160round 1: announcements of the iphone
round 2: hype for the iphone (round 2 was really freaking long)
round 3: reviews of the iphone
round 4: satire of the iphone - Ireland, on 10/11/2007, -9/+147"CONVENIENCE STORE OWNER: Thank you, my friend!
YOU: It's my privilege to serve the community. While waiting for the police to arrive, would you like to listen to some U2?"
Very good - lysernix, on 10/14/2007, -1/+91Just logged in to digg you up.
- timusca, on 10/11/2007, -16/+102That's the funniest thing I've read all morning... the best part is, most iPhone owners (myself included if I had one) probably fantasize about scenarios like these all the time.
Apple should really do something like these for their TV ads... not their style, sure, but it would be funny as hell. - LogicBomB, on 10/11/2007, -0/+51I thought I was the only one with this problem...
- redfan, on 10/11/2007, -8/+47"Then you simultaneously call emergency services while accessing Wikipedia instructions on how to perform CPR. To keep the man’s wife from panicking, you calm her down by showing her amusing videos of cats wearing silly hats."
LOL... - Judicata, on 10/11/2007, -1/+40Except Round 4 started during Round 2.
- BLyn, on 10/11/2007, -5/+42nono silly, you're forgetting that it's an iPhone. Edge can't bottleneck the awesomeness.
- JCSaint, on 10/11/2007, -1/+34Round 5: repeat with multi-touch iPod
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -2/+30I keep my watch strapped around my giant penis and wave it around in a similar manner when asked fore the time.
- totorototoro, on 10/11/2007, -6/+32Why would you even bother to give them a thought? Why would you even give a ***** what other people do with their money? Worry about yourself.
- plutpwnium, on 10/11/2007, -4/+29Dugg because of the iPhones wallpaper in the article.
- mraustin1337, on 10/11/2007, -1/+25The restaurant has a hotspot, duh...
- alexkriegsmann, on 10/11/2007, -8/+28now all we need is a tutorial on how to shut the ***** up about the iphone. satire or not.
- dukeochutney, on 10/11/2007, -4/+21and then you get the bill from AT&T and end up having to cancel your plan, realize you have to pay for that, and in desperation sell your iPhone on ebay to pay for the cancellation fee
- cplex, on 10/11/2007, -4/+21How to get jumped 101.
- thomasthecat, on 10/11/2007, -0/+16What I like is that he takes issue with transferring data during the call but NOT the secret stun-gun feature.
- sengo, on 10/11/2007, -1/+16Dugg this. You dugg this.
- nodonoug, on 10/11/2007, -2/+17didn't you read the article? the iPhone has a hidden stun gun feature!
- SnuKs, on 10/11/2007, -5/+20round 5: theft of iphones from cocky users
- f4nt0m4s, on 10/11/2007, -6/+20why not just withdraw 600 dollars in 10s from bank and light them on fire in front of everyone laughing manically while Steve Jobs rapes you up the ass. While this is all happening everyone else will be taking pictures/videos of it on their 2 year old cell phones and messaging it to their friends...because they can.
- DkTyph, on 10/11/2007, -1/+14Round 5 - ???
Round 6 - PROFIT! - joopdorresteijn, on 10/11/2007, -8/+20Is it me or is Hogwild's hilarious articles the dumbest humor ever?
- Impact0115, on 10/11/2007, -2/+14You are right! Good call burying an inaccurate SATIRICAL article!
- sholt, on 10/11/2007, -0/+11That feature is there, but needs to be enabled by firmware.
- naio, on 10/11/2007, -3/+14The new Linux "specialist" Kevin Rose hired is fcuking with the site.
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+10AMEN. What a PITA.
- tetsura, on 10/11/2007, -1/+10No because that's gay
- andburn1, on 10/11/2007, -3/+12... Kevin Rose is hardly the only one at Digg with hire/fire power. Stop attributing all of Digg's successes and failures to Kevin Rose. That's like calling the iPhone Steve Jobs' invention. It's ridiculous.
- mrminty, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8Well, it's a well known and accepted fact that people are morons.
- eddie72, on 10/11/2007, -2/+10nah I have that problem all the time too, even e-mailed in to report it, seems it isn't a easily fixable issue
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+8You can't email a picture of a robber to the police either, can you?
- inactive, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7Round 2 started before round 1
- iamjohnellis, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7I thought iPhone could do text messages...? The huge promo video on display at my local Cingular Store made a big show of threaded text messaging. Picture messages? No. Instant Messaging? No. Text messages? I'm pretty sure yes. http://docs.info.apple.com/article.html?artnum=305710
- DaffyDuck, on 10/11/2007, -0/+7What if it was Jessica Alba?
- phaed, on 10/11/2007, -1/+8hehe. They also have a defibrillator, a trained nurse who knows how to use it, and a stretcher they were inadvertently using to haul vegetables.
- ninja0, on 10/11/2007, -11/+17iphones getting annoying :S... its all about the openmoko(spl?) now!
- PhonicUK, on 10/11/2007, -2/+8Has anyone done a "Smash my iPhone" ?
- jman2807, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Dugg for the fonz at the end. Now sit on it....
- templest, on 10/11/2007, -1/+7Good 4 u!
- mrminty, on 10/11/2007, -3/+8Excellent.
"3 – Use your iPhone as it was meant to be used... as fashion"
How true. - dukeochutney, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6/hands you a cookie
- peppino, on 06/03/2008, -0/+5I knew the iphone hype was getting out of control when my grandmother was disappointed that I wasn't getting one.
- naio, on 10/11/2007, -1/+6Welcome to the club. Just don't forget to despise the fanboys as well!
- mindXuf, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5http://www.benheck.com/podcasts/photos/iPhones.jpg
- MadOtaku, on 10/11/2007, -0/+5Bill Gates is a great person; I love Apple, but Bill is one hell of a person.
- silverglade00, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4I don't know who's worse, the Apple fanboys or the Opera ones. Seriously, you don't need to justify your use of non-mainstream technology to the rest of us. We don't care.
- btnheazy03, on 10/11/2007, -0/+4Not just EDGE, but *AT&T* EDGE, which is like making ***** *****
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