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- inactive, on 01/06/2009, -28/+1397"I'll buy almost anything if it shiny and made by apple"
- muslax27, on 01/06/2009, -5/+880That was really well made.
- MLGLies, on 01/06/2009, -14/+782"With the new Mac-Book Wheel, you're just a few hundred clicks away from anything!"
- ridd1e, on 01/06/2009, -13/+733The abortion went well.
The advertisement was effective.
The agile aardvark bathed with beauties.
The Onion strikes again.
But that circular app switcher is actually pretty neat. - DVmaker, on 01/06/2009, -9/+637Nailed it!
"It's unknown if Business users will catch on, who use their computer for actual work instead of just dicking around" Ha!
Come one mac folks, we can laugh at ourselves. Right?
*sigh* Where's my turtleneck and starbucks? - Garlik, on 01/06/2009, -72/+624Dane Cook sucks
- Surferess, on 01/05/2009, -35/+557"It couldn't be simpler!"
- imacmike, on 01/06/2009, -3/+493The level of detail is amazing in that video. They nailed Apple's marketing "image" from the slogans on the posters right down to the little plastic sign with the price and features on it.
- DavidTurnbull, on 01/06/2009, -4/+4301, 4 or 9?
- tiiim, on 01/06/2009, -0/+344wonder if it will shuffle to a random file if you shake it?
- ccalabro, on 01/06/2009, -1/+320love the onion, pretty good production that one.
- inactive, on 01/06/2009, -7/+318'The Wheel Reinvented' - That is such an Apple slogan to have. Amazing work again Onion! +1
Oh my god, I'm laughing so much. - TheAssuager, on 01/06/2009, -4/+286Dugg for "the aardvark asked for a dagger"
- inactive, on 01/06/2009, -19/+299No joke. There are probably thousands of apple fanboys right now wondering what the release date is.
- glenrichardson, on 01/06/2009, -6/+268Very funny!!! The closing statement about making it lighter really got me going
- brettgnz, on 01/06/2009, -4/+264The aardvark admitted its fault.
The aardvark admitted it was wrong.
The aardvark asked for an aardvark.
The aardvark asked for a dagger.
The aardvark asked for health.
The aardvark asked for a ride.
The absinthe arrived by airmail.
The abortion went well.
The actor asked for an aardvark.
The actor asked for abstinance.
The actor asked for redemption.
The advertisement was effective.
The agile aardvark arrived by airmail.
The agile aardvark bathed with beauties.
The agriculture was cultivated by the coral.
The aggravated driver beeped on his horn.
The aggravated rooster scratched the dirt.
The Althusserian scholar gave his copy of Lacan's "Ecrits" to the abortion doctor.
The amiable Althusserian scholar asked the aardvark for an absinthe.
The amiable crocodile brushed his teeth with a toothbrush.
The amiable doctor performed the operation admirably.
The annex was covered with asbestos.
The annex was crawling with beetles.
The apple was airmailed by the doctor.
The apple was consumed by the amiable crocodile.
The apple was inquiring about the amiable crocodile's friend.
The aquamarine lifevest was not used.
The aquamarine lifevest was unpopular.
The armchair was uncomfortable.
The armchair was favoured by the amiable housecat.
The ass asked for a better absinthe.
The ass brayed the moon.
The assumptive doctor did not accept our personal check.
The assumptive agricultural expert eyed out absinthe suspiciously.
The attractive peanut farmer graded the term paper.
The attractive rooster preened its feathers to attract absinthe.
The auxiliary generator has malfunctioned.
The awning covered the agile aardvark during the amiable rainstorm.
The awning was too tall to touch.
The babbling baby asked the aardvark for some absinthe. - JustinHopewell, on 01/06/2009, -15/+213Its hilarious. You can type off-topic anywhere else about politics or religion or really anything, and you'll get buried into the ground...
...but the one thing that brings this family we call Digg together, is our intense, focused hatred for Dane Cook. - MiserableTruth, on 01/06/2009, -2/+198"It remains to be seen if the wheel will catch on in the business world where people use computers for actual work, and not just dicking around."
- vin200, on 01/06/2009, -4/+199Everything is just a few hundred clicks away!
- coheedcollapse, on 01/06/2009, -4/+197How have so many people not heard of the Onion? Almost 1/4th of the comments are taking this story seriously.
On topic, the onion is hilarious as always. - leethefilmer, on 01/06/2009, -4/+176No 60gb model? Wtf?
- DoodleMaster, on 01/06/2009, -5/+170you do know it's not real...right?
- Trock16, on 01/06/2009, -7/+140Dugg for that last line
- kinglenster, on 01/06/2009, -5/+132Predictive Sentences FTW
- Timan, on 01/06/2009, -8/+132Heh, the funniest part was about the sudoku killer.
- born2slippy, on 01/06/2009, -2/+115Hi! I'm a Mac and I'm just dicking around.
- jonathonbrust, on 01/06/2009, -1/+111Here's all of em...
The aardvark admitted its fault.
The aardvark admitted it was wrong
The aardvark asked for an aardvark.
The aardvark asked for a dagger.
The aardvark asked for health
The aardvark asked for a ride.
The absinthe arrived by airmail.
The abortion went well.
The actor asked for an aardvark.
The actor asked for abstinence.
The actor asked for redemption.
The advertisement was effective.
The agile aardvark arrived by airmail.
The agile aardvark bathed with beauties.
The agriculture was cultivated by the coral.
The aggravated driver beeped on his horn.
The aggravated rooster scratched the dirt.
The Althusserian scholar gave his copy of Lacan's "Ecritis" to the abortion doctor.
The amiable Althusserian scholar asked the aardvark for an absinthe.
The amiable crocodile brushed his teeth with a toothbrush.
The annex was covered with asbestos.
The annex was crawling with beetles.
The apple was airmailed by the doctor.
The apple was consumed by the amiable crocodile.
The apple was inquiring about the amiable crocodile's friend.
The aquamarine lifevest was not used.
The aquamarine lifevest was unpopular.
The armchair was comfortable.
The armchair was favored by the amiable housecat.
The ass asked for a better absinthe.
The ass brayed at the moon.
The assumptive doctor did not accept our personal check.
The assumptive agricultural expert eyed our absinthe suspiciously.
The attractive peanut farmer graded the term paper.
The attractive rooster preened its feathers to attract absinthe.
The auxiliary generator has malfunctioned!
The awning covered the agile aardvark during the amiable rainstorm.
The awning was too tall to touch.
The babbling baby asked the aardvark for some absinthe.
The babbling baby baked brownies with the amiable crocodile.
The babbling baby basked in its mother's affection. - nosepressthebox, on 01/06/2009, -3/+113Honestly, probably the most stupidest comment.
- Gnarstache, on 01/06/2009, -2/+105LOL @ Sudoku killer at the end
- SheaGK, on 01/06/2009, -0/+103Probably everyone.
- inactive, on 01/06/2009, -2/+94Would you prefer lolcats and rickrolls?
- crazzy88ss, on 01/06/2009, -2/+94You know this is from The Onion, right?
- jetboyterp, on 01/06/2009, -6/+94"You can't stick that in the iRack!"
- MrM4nager, on 01/06/2009, -1/+88In the real world, where people actually use computers for work and not just dicking around.
- mazurkfsflip8, on 01/06/2009, -2/+89"i'm glad it shows my email is sent from a macbook wheel. that way everyone knows i have one".
- Treblex, on 01/06/2009, -4/+90Oh no the 'Sudoku Killer'!!
- scy1192, on 01/06/2009, -0/+78Have you no experience with the ONN?
- Treblex, on 01/06/2009, -1/+77i think it was dicking
- inactive, on 01/06/2009, -1/+75The vid said three to fifteen months.
- TMeck, on 01/06/2009, -2/+75burying people like shadyspace brings us together.
- boomcubist, on 01/06/2009, -2/+75That was more than well made. It was pretty ***** awesome.
- kinglenster, on 01/06/2009, -1/+72oh god
- punkcat, on 01/06/2009, -3/+73no questions asked, saw dane cook sucks and dugg.
- gavintlgold, on 01/06/2009, -0/+69Made me almost think it was a sort of joke by Apple at their expo, which they had cooperated with the Onion on...
- firebirdx01, on 01/06/2009, -2/+70"the computer is virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit"
epic win. - Dumbledorito, on 01/06/2009, -2/+67I envision Apple eventually relocating to a Bioshock-like undersea city. A lot of the horrors will still be the same, but everything will be white, smooth, accented with aluminum, and glow blue.
- graywolfz10, on 01/06/2009, -5/+69Your the exact person they are making fun of.
- Enderplayer1, on 01/06/2009, -0/+64Um the video was actually pretty funny. Maybe you should watch the video before commenting about how others blind digg.
- inactive, on 01/06/2009, -3/+67Because the Onion's news is about as accurate as the rest of the news that appears on Digg.
- gavintlgold, on 01/06/2009, -2/+65Too. Much. Time. On. Hand.
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