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- danman890, on 07/11/2008, -5/+408When you see it, you will ***** iPhones.
- nikisees, on 07/24/2008, -8/+328Oooo, I hope it offers GPS directions to Steve Jobs' living room window.
- creol, on 07/11/2008, -19/+287Ring ring
Steve: "Hello?"
Bill: "Hey steve it Bill, just calling to see how its going!"
Steve: "Shut up!"
Bill: "Steve can you help me out. I just bought this phone and it doesn't deam to be working." said with muffled laugh
Steve: "I said shut up!!!"
Bill: "Yeah I bought it and the guy at the store could not activate it and told me to do it from home on mt WINDOWS computer. Then I got home and I couldn't activate it there either because there was some problem with the Apple network... got any ideas?" said crying laughing and barely breathing.
Click......
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So I'm sitting next to a guy who cannot activate the phone he bought this morning. LOL - Aerandir, on 07/11/2008, -6/+109iShat-Bricks
- shutaro, on 07/11/2008, -19/+102I've been laughing at all those iTards standing in line all day now... Enjoy your iBrick!
- Quick2822, on 07/11/2008, -6/+87The ironic part about it is that if Apple did release the iBrick, there would be long lines outside of the store and people would be arguing online how cool this iBrick is vs. normal bricks you can find.
- user500, on 07/11/2008, -15/+93if Steve Jobs was to license a line of bricks 50% more expensive (25 % weaker) than a common brick the housing boom would be back in full force with iBrick houses.
- FredFredrickson, on 07/11/2008, -9/+63Yeah, exactly like The Onion, except minus all the funny.
- jaredcat, on 07/11/2008, -8/+52Well you won't have any trouble finding a Zune
- TecHeavy, on 07/11/2008, -21/+63LOL! Now that's funny
- clyde2801, on 07/11/2008, -8/+47Apple's iNcompetence is causing the iPocalypse. Apple is not giving any iPology, showing their iGorance.
- inactive, on 07/11/2008, -0/+38I don't have a problem. I'm typing this on my Commodore 64.
- inactive, on 07/11/2008, -4/+42hahahah. So true. I feel like Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein: "ACTIVATE YOU STUPID IPHONE! ACTIVATE!"
- mohrt, on 07/11/2008, -1/+36I installed the weight tracker app and stood on my iPhone to record my weight. Now it's bricked. :(
- inactive, on 07/11/2008, -4/+38I'll wait for the next version.
- cakerun, on 07/11/2008, -1/+34No, the iBrick still starts at $199
- xero9, on 07/11/2008, -1/+32Your comment was funnier then the article. Dugg!
- Penn, on 07/11/2008, -14/+42If this makes the front page, digg is absolutely *****.
- gabe37, on 07/11/2008, -4/+32Who didn't see this coming? THAT'S WHAT THEY GET FOR HAVING ***** PLANS.
- FutureGuy, on 07/12/2008, -1/+28iPhone: I am iPhone.
JustAPhone: I am a normal phone.
iPhone: I am shiny and smooth and everyone lines up for me.
JustAPhone: I can make a phone call? - creol, on 07/11/2008, -6/+30Hey I have the OLD 1.4 iphone can I upgrade to the ibrick? LOL
- jbenson2, on 07/11/2008, -6/+30The Apple fanboys are crying in their milk tonight.
- zephyr42, on 07/11/2008, -2/+26Reminds me of...... http://ftp.pcworld.com/pub/screencams/mscement2.gi ...
- earnjam, on 07/11/2008, -1/+24You don't even need to try any jailbreaker. It will do it just trying to upgrade...
- 801NvizioN, on 07/11/2008, -12/+33Literally, priceless.
- robbob, on 07/11/2008, -13/+33Jizmoto is the Onion now
- Mudcrutch, on 07/11/2008, -2/+22Head are going to roll. Steve is sharpening his axe.
- inactive, on 07/11/2008, -4/+23i have to stand in line for this and upgrade, i bet it even has MMS and copy paste! But i will only buy it right now if i can pay extra each month for the data plan , please!
- Farmer77, on 07/11/2008, -5/+23I'm so glad this made it to the front page of Digg.
- heystoopid, on 07/11/2008, -5/+21Control freaks at Iphoney strike yet again !
Oh the irony of it all , as the ifans wallets are drained of cash for useless piece of technology and expensive contracts , so priceless as the wise ones have been saying all along that buyers of Apple Cupertino Pirates technology are no smarter then a herd of sheep being fleeced all the time , "Ha ! Ha! " ! - heystoopid, on 07/11/2008, -1/+16Nah ! , just laughing his head off at all the gullible sheep so willing to be fleeced !
- yokozuka, on 07/11/2008, -2/+17Yeah. Just try to use upgrade to 2.0 then try any jailbreaker.
It'll brick it perfectly. - Seth024, on 07/11/2008, -6/+20He stood next to the line.
- Nosferotu, on 07/11/2008, -1/+15BOOYA!
- heystoopid, on 07/11/2008, -0/+14Well the generation one buyers will be selling all their bricked Iphoneys cheap on ebay !
- chaosblade77, on 07/12/2008, -0/+14Probably wouldn't have any windows though.
- nydwarf, on 07/11/2008, -5/+18Pleze uz a spelchekr!!
- ChinezePanda, on 07/11/2008, -2/+15You should see those people who waited in line for about a week. Some were literally crying... sad
Meanwhile.. I stood there.. taking pictures and making calls.. with my iPhone... you know.. the "old" one. - amdou, on 07/11/2008, -4/+17i was about to go and get iphone in evening, expecting it wont be too rush....... damn
- jaredcat, on 07/11/2008, -0/+12AT&T has lots of vendors...
- flip360, on 07/11/2008, -1/+13Chill Bra.
Also, the button reads, "Save Comment."
If we're going to be dicks, let's at least cover our asses. - ipodman715, on 07/11/2008, -0/+11Yeah, the price might go down 200 bucks.
- FredFredrickson, on 07/11/2008, -0/+10I doubt it was worth it.
- joegibes, on 07/11/2008, -8/+18...are you standing in line as well? You said you've been laughing "all day"...
- SonicRift, on 07/12/2008, -0/+10It's not? Then who have I been talking to?
DAMMIT!
Oh well. Back to cataloging last years toenail clippings... - landmonster, on 07/11/2008, -5/+15Digg is ***** anyway. Full of humourless mongs and Linux fans. Perhaps they are one and the same.
- peestandingup, on 07/11/2008, -5/+14Mmmmm, thats good satire!
- moonbeamjones, on 07/11/2008, -8/+17wait, I thought apples don't crash?
WHAT IS HAPPENING?! - SlpingInsomniac, on 07/11/2008, -3/+12Maybe English isn't his native language.
- selmer, on 07/12/2008, -2/+10That was good.
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