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- dominasian, on 10/12/2007, -0/+19a real day
9 AM- i wake up and shove you into my backpack or pocket
some time you endure a ***** a bumps
10 pm you get left somewhere in my room when i fall asleep
real ipods arent spoiled like that
im not changing my boys home for you apple - patience, on 10/12/2007, -1/+194pm: Kid is robbed of iPod
5pm: Jogger is ran over while wearing iPod.
6pm: Slaveworker finishes 15hr shift making iPod
1am: Ipoders continue to lose hearing
1am: Only time in whole day Apple does not spam digg. - gmarks, on 10/12/2007, -0/+15I want to be an iPod for a day on the set of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit thing.
- Solomonenator, on 10/12/2007, -0/+14I'll just Digg it for the photo!!!
- 7of7, on 10/12/2007, -0/+13Well that made me vomit a little. Consumerism at its finest. Thanks Apple.
- Gir53457, on 10/12/2007, -0/+8What iDo is iTake my iPod in my hand and boogie down the hallway in my boxers to the shower while listening to some Stevie Wonder and piss off my step sister as she screams "This is why iCan't have any friends over" to my mother.
- iCallShotgun, on 10/12/2007, -2/+10I definitely rofled a little when I read this. What the hell is the purpose of iPod-ready boxer shorts?
- zmigliozzi, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8mine now sits in my closet because the harddrive failed 24/7.
- dudemanbro, on 10/12/2007, -1/+8A Day in the Life is on my iPod
- GawtMilk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+6I'm with you on this one, buddy. When consumerism meets lack of innovation and high market share, I cringe. All these accessory makers make me want to iVomit. The iPod doesn't need your ***** iGizmo that does absolutely ***** iNothing.
- GawtMilk, on 10/12/2007, -0/+5Who sells them? Who BUYS them would be a better question. Who are they and where do they live?
- D3koy, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4My mp3 player is either in my pocket, in my hand or charging...
that's it
though I do Digg the picture.... - mrkmrk, on 10/12/2007, -1/+5"Wham ’s Wake Me Up Before You Go Go"
http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/9194/gasolinefightxx0.png - Rikushix, on 10/12/2007, -0/+4A tie with a compartment for an iPod? Who sells these things?
- therearenorules, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6Wow, you should really think about getting some repairs done on your iPod.
- kylej608, on 10/12/2007, -0/+3haha nice true but 12:01a, is the only true time apple doesnt spam digg, and yes i agree people have gone a bit to far with their ipods
- PostalBean, on 10/12/2007, -4/+7A day in the life of an iPod:
It starts playing. Then it freezes. It is reset. It plays a bit more, then freezes again. It gets reset again. It loses its charge. It get recharged. It Plays again for another few minutes, then freezes again. It gets reset again, then displays a folder with an exclamation mark on the screen. Then it gets restored. Then it gets its music, videos and whatever else loaded back on. Then it gets its settings adjusted to suit its user. Then it plays again and freezes again. - jordanwlee, on 10/12/2007, -1/+4everything that was cool at one time gets destroyed by mass consumerism. starbucks, santa clause, and now this....we should have seen it coming...
- Merrick178, on 10/12/2007, -3/+6A Zune?
"Hey man! Lemme send you a trial of this song!"
"Cool dude thanks that is totally cool!"
"Ya Zunes r so cool cuz u can send trial versions of SONGS! Rock on man!"
Hi I'm an iPod. And I'm a Zune. And you totally know where this joke is going.
Get an iPod. - therearenorules, on 10/12/2007, -1/+3that song is brilliant
- MacParrot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Ah! Listening to the rant of someone who hates iPods simply because they are currently (which of course won't last forever) the popular choice! Is there anything better?
- HunterTV, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Oh just get an iImplant and be done with it already.
- anthonyk28, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2Regarding the iBreathalyzer:
1) If there is enough of a likelyhood you'll be too drunk to drive as to justify bringing the breathlyzer in the first place, maybe you should just take a cab to the bar.
2) If you're too drunk to drive, you're likely to be too drunk to listen to (or even bother to use) your iBreathalyzer.
3) What kind of an ass do you you look like, actually checking this thing in the parking lot of the bar at three in the morning? - Copperhe4d, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2stupid apple fanboys
- aspirinetu, on 10/12/2007, -0/+2and why do they STILL live
- therearenorules, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Looks like you two need to be more careful with the things you buy. Sure, the iPod is an expensive item to repair/replace, but it's pretty much avoidable. I have a three year old iPod and it works perfectly.
- yakoff, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Music activated sex toy? That would be me.
- klamathvx, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Your argument is only faulting the users, moose, not the OS itself.
- MacParrot, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1In an amazing bit of irony, he also prefers Windows which with a 90 to 95 percent share makes him even a bigger sheeple. Go figure.
- inactive, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1Quite simple.....NERDS
- nn84, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1No purpose, if I'm walking in my apartment wearing only boxers, I stick my iPod between the elastic upper edge, and my skin. It's cold at first, but that's part of the fun:)
- zakatov, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1why don't you try getting your music from somewhere other than limewire. Let us know how the ipod works then
- Firehed, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1As sad as it is, I really could use those iBoxers. While functional, it's just a bit gross to use the elastic waistband of standard boxers. Risk of falling aside, I just don't care to put electrical devices that close to sensitive areas. But I'm just too damn lazy to sew on a ghetto iPocket.
- roshini, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2Ipod freak show!!! But I have to say....the ipod panties....way cute!
- nandabanaotakun, on 10/12/2007, -0/+1"85% of the Apple users that I encounter don't even know where their programs are installed to or can't figure out how to burn a CD. Then again, I guess you can't have any common sense if you buy an Apple."
So OS X is an inferior OS because you associate with complete morons?
Applications are in the... Applications folder.
You burn CDs by pressing the "Burn Disc" button. - Avalontor, on 10/12/2007, -1/+2ahhh, that explains it, the Wham folk have become iPod folk. Makes sense.
- MotionAesthetic, on 10/12/2007, -3/+3These people piss me off, because they apparently never experienced portable music before they got their precious iPod.
It's been around since the 80s. GET OVER IT. Hell, even HD MP3 players have been around for over half a decade. - inactive, on 10/12/2007, -11/+11wow this is the lamest ***** ive seen in days, buried..
- mkobrin, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0Tsk tsk, so cynical. ;)
To be fair, I never thought Starbucks was cool. - moose09876, on 10/12/2007, -2/+2*****. I choose Microsoft b/c it's a superior OS, and makes common sensse. 85% of the Apple users that I encounter don't even know where their programs are installed to or can't figure out how to burn a CD. Then again, I guess you can't have any common sense if you buy an Apple.
Apple is just a fad, and if you can't admit that, you seriously need to review why you are living. AKA, go ***** yourself. - phmcd10, on 10/12/2007, -0/+0News and iPhone updates
http://www.i-phoneinc.com - fit4130, on 10/12/2007, -13/+12I ***** HATE IPODS.
- dacheetah, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2Zunes are ***** too, get a Meizu miniPlayer.
/trolling
(Actually the Meizu doesn't look that bad...) - MacParrot, on 10/12/2007, -3/+2All that energy wasted on an inanimate object. I'd hate to see what you do when you get a meal you don't like.
- jamespw, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0That's why i love iPod. Oh Steve Jobs is a HUMAN GOD.
- Exero, on 10/12/2007, -6/+4iPods are *****, get a Zune.
- boolshit, on 10/12/2007, -4/+2iPlease iGo iGet iSome iAnger iManagement iTraining.
- MotionAesthetic, on 10/12/2007, -3/+1Then you drop it and the screen breaks. You are forced to surrender any remaining dignity and queue up at a 'Genius Bar' where you are told that replacing the screen is 90% the cost of the iPod.
I'm waiting for the iPod backlash - nothing can be fashionable for too long. - mkobrin, on 10/12/2007, -2/+0My new favorite post of all time: gir53457 3 hours ago
"What iDo is iTake my iPod in my hand and boogie down the hallway in my boxers to the shower while listening to some Stevie Wonder and piss off my step sister as she screams "This is why iCan't have any friends over" to my mother."
That was the best belly laugh all day -- thank you!
-Mike Kobrin - acidfunk, on 10/12/2007, -4/+1"I definitely rofled a little when I read this.".. ugh, the AOL door is to the left. Rolling on the floor begins in ten minutes.
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