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Panels with names that are cutesy to the point of eliciting cringes? Panels so boring you could sell them as sleep aids? Panels titled with buzzword salads that all but the most soulless LinkedIn power users would choke on? These are the three major kinds of tech conference panels, and Aaron Z. Best's new creation "Infinite Conference" has all of them and more.

 

While I'd gladly attend a panel on the greatest font of the '90s or on the future of millennial memes, the more I clicked through "Infinite Conference," the more I realized just how small a slice of infinity it'd take to sap my spirit permanently.

Let's start with some relatively benign entries:

Then on to the 'cool' panels with punchy titles:

Next up, a selection of the absurd:

And, finally, the quietly sinister:

That, friends, was just a dozen examples. Think you can stomach more? The Infinite Conference is always in session, and this year the free lanyards are simultaneously capable of projecting themselves as Möbius strips, ouroboroses and yokes around the necks of all attendees. 

 


[The Infinite Conference by Aaron Z. Best]

<p>Mathew Olson is an Associate Editor at Digg.</p>

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