Starbucks' Computer System Is Down Across America So Free Coffee For All

No outlet has written about this yet but we didn't want to wait for them because, well, free coffee. So go get your coffee (if you live in the US and maybe Canada). We'll replace this with a real story soon.​

Some other sites would probably embed a bunch of tweets right about here that say in a multitude of ways what we just said in the preceding paragraph, but we'll save you the trouble of reading through them and just reiterate that at least as of right now (and it might change before you read this), there is free coffee at Starbucks. If you want to read tweets about it, definitely check Twitter. It's a good place to find tweets.