Why Does This Business Baboon Exist?

Have you ever thought you could train a monkey to do your boss's job? Well today is your lucky day, chump. This baboon is now in charge, and his first order of business is to put an end to the monkey business.

Look how much more money he's making than you.

He shows up to work hungover.

He doesn't even know how to use Twitter!!

He makes personal calls at work too. He's probably talking to Shelly, his third wife (for now).

When you disagree with him, he gets mean as hell. 

 He's always pointing to stuff he doesn't understand.

 Look at this fool dramatically turning in his chair.

This is his rude face when you ask him for a raise.

 P.S. He can't even read.