THERE'S A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING

Your Guide To 'First Kiss' Parody Videos

Mar 14, 2014 @11:58 AM

·Updated: Jun 28, 2019 @12:10 PM

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If you've laid eyes on the Internet this week, you're already familiar with the runaway success of Tatia Pilieva's "First Kiss" video, which is close to racking up 50 million views in just four days. But what quickly became unnavigable is the deluge of parody videos aching to pick up some stray clicks. We've already seen too many of them, and unfortunately we'll probably see more before the week is out. But here they are — most of them anyway — ordered for your viewing pleasure.

First Kiss (Deleted Scenes) — Nice Piece

This takes top slot for the quality of the jokes.

First Raspberry- Simply Unemployable

Even though it's trying to parody the original, raspberries gets the closest, emotionally, to the original.

First Kiss: The Sequel — Gunnarolla

Kissing is nice and all, but there's plenty of other firsts afterwards. Some less photogenic than others.

First Kiss: Why Real People Didn't Work — Muckraker

Feelings really get in the way of making a successful viral video.

Then things got dirty.

First Handjob — Pimms Girl

We're starting to feel uncomfortable.

First Jizz — The Cake Takers

Now we're definitely uncomfortable.

First Sh*t — Funny Or Die

FIRST SH*T from Funny Or Die "

"I have to take all my clothes off," is probably the best line out of any of these.

First Time — Second City Network

Thanks to sketch comedy school Second City, more bodily functions got thrown in the mix.

Animals got involved…

First Sniff — Bosh

And suddenly everything is okay again. Look it's just cute dogs being cute.

First Lick — The Tonight Show

And late-night TV started getting in on the fun.

First Snog — Snog Frozen Yogurt

This UK brand saw an opportunity to cash in on the fad.

Very First Kiss — Bits And Pieces

This lonely guy made an "actual fist kiss" video… mostly it makes us really sad.

First Kiss Parody — Chelsea Lately

Chelsea Handler's take was pretty uninspired.

First Kiss (Teenagers) — LeendaDProductions

There are a few funny lines, but the concept of this one doesn't seem coherent.

First Fist Bump — Modern Primate

Guy, stop, please. The good ideas have officially dried up.

First F*ck You — EnricoZeroDX

Pointless.

First Kiss Parody — qbanfriends

This guy had to be last on the list. He's so mad about the original video's success, and it makes him look like a jerk.

That's it for now, and hopefully for good.

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