THESE ARE THEIR STORIES *DUN DUN*
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For starters, we're not making a statement for or against guns (although we firmly believe in gun control), but stating a fact: Simply put, there are some people in this world who were not meant to be trusted with deadly force. Heck, these people probably shouldn't even be trusted with a pool noodle (which, come to think of it, can hurt pretty bad).

If you see any of these people on the street, you should duck into the nearest shop or saloon. Just because they can't hit the broad side of a barn doesn't mean they won't take the shot. 

 

If shooting a watermelon from point-blank range is your idea of "fun" and/or "looking tough," please go throw your rifle in a lake. Just eat the watermelon, John Wayne.

 

Ah, alcohol, our old friend. Is there anything it can't teach us? If you're dense enough to combine guns and booze, you shouldn't have them separately either.

To truly understand guns, you must first understand fashion. Someone definitely said that once. 

 

In all likelihood this guy would not intentionally cause any harm. But there's still a pretty good chance that he'd pick up a gun and not know it. 

 

See, this guy must have already had his gun privileges taken away. That's why he was forced to make them out of rusty pipes that he found on the streets.

 

This will almost certainly result in a trip to the dentist. Brush your teeth like everyone else.

 

In this classic video, we're reminded that not all cops are created equal.


And here we have a more recent reminder that while each person is entitled to their own creative impulses, just stick to dumping the bucket of ice on your head the old-fashioned way.


Please people, be careful with your guns.

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