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Why I'm Voting Democrat! And Why You Should Too!

recordpub.com — 14 reasons why you and I should vote Democrat and bring this country to prosperity. This is our moment. Yes we can!

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  • johnsojc, on 07/07/2008, -5/+6Wasn't me who wrote it but I found it funny. Add your own reasons... I would but I am tired and need some sleep.
    • BeavisMcSleavis, on 07/08/2008, -3/+1That was absolute trash! Didn't even make sense.
      Get off my internet!
      • dafunkmonster, on 07/12/2008, -0/+1That comment was absolute trash! Didn't even make sense.
        Get off my internet!
  • Bagos1, on 07/07/2008, -5/+6Ha Ha!
  • russ3, on 07/08/2008, -7/+8I vote democrat because i thought the federal government did a great job these last 8 years, and I'd like to send them more money next year, as well as increase their power in telling me what to do. Also I could figure out how to pay my taxes this year, but thought, this would be fun if it was more confusing. Lastly some general on the tv told me that mccain was a pow and thats not experience, I guess he thought i should ignore 20 years in the senate, and 16 other years in the navy, and vote for the guy who experienced 2 full years in the senate, not to mention cocaine!
    • jewbird, on 07/08/2008, -3/+2You'd think 20 years would be enough time in public office to decide what you stand for.
  • HiCaP, on 07/08/2008, -6/+5Well now, when you look at all those reasons, who in their right mind would not vote democrat.

  • WTFppl, on 07/08/2008, -4/+5I vote for the most educated, experienced and realistic of all candidates to run for president. Something the followers in this country have yet to learn! Than again, I was raised by people who were actually willing to sacrifice themselves for their 'Rights'.

    -"Give me Liberty, or give me death"!
  • herbertstrasse, on 07/08/2008, -3/+1stuuuuuuuuupid!
  • catcher6250, on 07/08/2008, -4/+3Here is what I read from this article:

    Why I'm voting Republican:

    I'm voting Republican because I simply can't seem to tell when a war is in a state of quagmire, when it is not going anywhere. And, by the way, I enjoy ignoring the deaths of thousands of civilians along with the deaths of thousands of Americans that have occurred, and will keep occurring, in order to reach a goal that is only beneficial to huge exploitative oil companies and Haliburton, and definitely want to keep doing this.

    I'm voting Republican having a "War on Terror" is not an impossibility, terrorism has risen significantly in Iraq solely because of the US, and I want more of this, and, because the Republicans failed to catch Bin Laden, I definitely want to vote for them again!

    I'm voting Republican and believe that taxes will be lowered for me because I don't do my research. Under Obama's plan, I fail to realize that I will be taxed less than McCain if I make less than $110,000 dollars a year. And even if I do make lots of money, I can't deny the fact that I have no sympathy for forcing the middle and lower classes in the rest of the country to bear the burden of taxes, reduce their healthcare and welfare needs, in order for me to be taxed less. I mean, seriously guys, $50 million, is just so much better than $45 million, am I right or am I right?

    I am voting Republican because I think gay marriage is wrong, even though there is nothing really wrong about it. People will still be gay anyway, but I feel like an *****, so I'm going to go out of my way to make sure these people don't get what they want.

    I am voting Republican because if a woman gets raped, clearly the fact that I think it is murder to kill an unidentifiable organism and because I think that I have the right to control other people's bodies, this woman should not be allowed to get an abortion.

    I am voting Republican because I do not believe in habeaus corpus, and do not believe giving abducted Iraqis who were sent to Gitmo any fair trial at all, even though they may be regular citizens with families and children.

    I am voting Republican because I do not believe in Global Warming, even though it is scientifically proven to be true, and want to ignore the fact that major cities on the west and east coast of the US, will be underwater in less than 100 years, and that our entire environment may get completely ***** up.

    I am voting Republican, wow I didn't even know this, because I feel that if you are considered a suspect of a crime, even though you may be innocent, I don't think you should have any rights.

    I'm voting Republican because I think privatized healthcare is a good thing, even though it forces everyone to pay more. I like ignoring the fact that universal healthcare is being used at the moment by England, the UK, almost every country in Europe, Germany, Finland, Hungary, the Netherlands, and Canada. In fact, the US is the only wealthy, industrialized nation to not have universal healthcare. Clearly, everybody else is wrong.

    I am voting Republican because I feel that if I don't, our spectacular military will disappear instantly, and that military funding will be caught drastically, even though the same Republicans I voted for, such as Dick Cheney, cut military funding themselves. I resist facing the truth, that with a Democrat in party, the US will not be fighting for Israel, and that our military will be put back on the right track.

    Maybe I would vote Democrat, but thought isn't one of my strong suits.
    • dafunkmonster, on 07/12/2008, -0/+1Congrats. You suck at writing satire. Please don't do it again. You WILL be buried.
  • xchrisxsays, on 07/08/2008, -1/+2You sir, are what we call an ignorant, close-minded *****.
    • dafunkmonster, on 07/12/2008, -0/+1Before I digg/bury, to whom are you writing?
      • xchrisxsays, on 07/29/2008, -0/+1To the person who wrote that abomination. There is a reason this has pretty much died.
  • dafunkmonster, on 07/12/2008, -0/+1We need to see more stuff like this. I rofl'd.
  • lsearcey, on 07/12/2008, -0/+0If Iraq was about oil why haven't we seen lower oil prices?
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